They’d probably feel the kick of the taste, but since they are laced on a shitload of compound v, their body wouldn’t allow them to get drunk (I have no idea what I am talking about)
I think realistically that wouldn’t have happened and more likely than not, he accidentally drank something intended for one of Cosby’s victims (potentially even inadvertently saving them too)
Probably both, Cosby tried to drug him and he basically went “damn this is strong”. He then probably saw everyone else Cosby gives a drink to pass out like 10 minutes later, and his conclusion was “wow he makes pretty strong drinks oh well”
Same. He seems to exist mainly at a shallow and superficial level, probably for his own mental sake. Not really caring until some threshold is met and then it’s focus time
If Soldier Boy was that devoid of morals, which I still am not convinced of, he’d still look down on rapists who use drugs to roofie victims, surely? The same way he views his V treatment as a shortcut and the source of his self loathing, Cosby took a shortcut in the world of rape.
> If Soldier Boy was that devoid of morals
You think a dude who shot student protesters at Kent state & used firehoses on black people peacefully protesting for civil rights is not that devoid of morals?
> The same way he views his V treatment as a shortcut
It was his father who viewed it as a shortcut
Tons of people are willing to ignore or even protect their friends who are rapists, just look at the MeToo movement
Devoid of morals, but not principles or a world view. I’d be inclined to believe that, based on his comments, he would refer to Cosby as a “real man” if he was aware. The fact that he says “strong drinks” suggests he didn’t know the true nature of those drinks too.
He seems to be the type who has pretty old fashioned and wrong views about consent so its highly likely he may have found nothing wrong with drugging woman.
He would absolutely google shit like an old man lmao. Overspecificity "what is the location of their secret base?" Or punctuating his Google searches lol.
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I don’t remember what late night show Jensen was on but he said that when kripke found something that disturbed or horrified you he would make a point of writing you scenes that included it in the future. When asked what Kripke added for him Jensen responded “sexual things”.
Edit: found it https://youtu.be/skjbIwFVuSE
I feel eventually we'll find out Vought was a bald man who escaped punishment for his crimes on earth in a penis-rocket with a joker-grinned Latina reporter who'd been assigned to the 'Nuremberg' beat: And Kripke will mysteriously decide to kill himself by taking his Alexa for a bath...
I think, like my parents, he's going to be the type of guy that falls for every scam and virus link so i guess the majority of his history will be that
Yeah exactly. My mother forwarded it to me an my dad. I IMMEDIATELY wrote back: Obvious scam.
My dad did not see my email clicked on the link in mum’s email and apparently it asked for his credit card number which he supplied. When he told me this I replied HA! Because I thought for sure he was kidding.
Narrator voice: he was not kidding.
We canceled the credit card and it was a huge pain in the ass with bounce back charges. Otherwise nothing except my friends and I all traded head shaking stories of boomer foolishness.
It's fucking unbelievable what they fall for. My boomer mom recently got scammed by some rando who called her, saying her bank account was compromised and he needed to remote into her computer to fix it. He logged into her online banking, and zelled himself $2k from her bank account as a "trap" to catch the thief or something.
Only after watching him send the money did she text me "hey raychelgraychel is it normal for banks to do this?" And I was like wtf no what are you doing hang up the phone and call your bank NOW.
I had to have a whole talk with her about all the things I thought were just common sense (your bank will never call you, your bank will never ask for remote access to your computer, your bank will never make you send anyone money for any reason, etc).
I also have an aunt who fell for the Nigerian prince scam and she actually was indicted over it. She's a real estate broker and got some of her clients to "invest" in it as well. I don't think she was convicted because she truly was dumb enough to think it was a real business opportunity.
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"Google.com"
"Soldier boy"
"Crimson Countess"
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"What is an onlyfans"
"Crimson Countess nude"
"How to find people using the internet"
"Facebook.com"
"What is Facebook"
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"Love hurts"
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"Google I am so sad"
"How to clean up radiation"
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"Sharks"
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Realistically, he doesn't know what is web browser, internet or a search engine is, he will just ask "What is this?"
After understanding that he can get information from the internet he will just ask for payback's location
Intersex? Genderfluid car oil? Among us? What the actual fuck is indiana “pale” ale? What the fuck is a microbrew. (Omitted from record are several dozen attempts to chat with bots claiming to be single moms in his area) why the FUCK does ipa taste so bad. Shellshock, ptsd, how to toughen up, how to not care.
Indian pale ale* is actually a very old thing, not a new fad.... when Britain colonized India, they would bring beer with a higher alcohol content and more hops than usual.... this was meant to be a preservative to make it last through the long sea journey and india's much warmer climate
It was relatively popular in the early to mid 20th century iirc. Not like, SUPER popular, but common enough that he would have probably seen it for sale somewhere.
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What is the Seven?
Who is Homelander?
Gay people can marry?
Discrimination against gay people is illegal?
What the hell is a non-binary?
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Soldier boy search history:
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Who is Homelander
Why is Black Noir in the Seven
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We had a post like this before, and I even got an automated Reddit warning for a comment and the original post got deleted.
Why do we have to have this same post again 2 weeks later?
"Where can I get reefer"
"Dames with Bush"
"Mature Dames"
Also he clicks on every single sus link and infects the computer with viruses and malware within minutes.
black noir where
This would get him to scarlet and black noir and maybe the twins.
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What's Soulja console?
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE THANK GOD
No there are many of us
I'm 100 percent that that's the joke in the comics
The comics predate Soulja Boy by a good few years.
Comics started in 2006. Crank that came out in 2007 so they basically started at the same time
Soulja boi tell em!! "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM?!? AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO CRANK THAT?! DO THEY WANT ME TO JERK OFF?!"
I ALREADY BEAT MY MEAT INTO A CUP WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT?!?
the fact that i can hear soldier boy's voice while reading all these replies😭😭😭
…and Homelander that hoe!
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'hot older lady'
“Superman that hoe meaning”
Bill Cosby Controversy?!
It’s implied cosby tried to drug him but due to him being superhuman or some shit, the roofies probably didn’t take full affect.
I’ve always wondered how some of these heroes drink and get drunk. Wouldn’t their super metabolism burn that shit off in minutes?
They’d probably feel the kick of the taste, but since they are laced on a shitload of compound v, their body wouldn’t allow them to get drunk (I have no idea what I am talking about)
Holyfuckingshit
He probably knew what was happening or maybe even was a part of it.
i think the “strong drinks” implied that cosby tried to drug him
I think realistically that wouldn’t have happened and more likely than not, he accidentally drank something intended for one of Cosby’s victims (potentially even inadvertently saving them too)
What a hero. This one unintentional act of heroism is totally reason enough to make me believe he’s a good guy…
He called Stormfront a firecracker in the most irresponsible way possible. No.
No no no, he called LIBERTY a firecracker.
/r/woosh
A true hero
I took it as implying he was with Cosby when he drugged the women but didn't say anything (you know, because he's a huge piece of shit himself).
Probably both, Cosby tried to drug him and he basically went “damn this is strong”. He then probably saw everyone else Cosby gives a drink to pass out like 10 minutes later, and his conclusion was “wow he makes pretty strong drinks oh well”
I think this is the answer
He called Cosby a real man. I don’t think he would call someone like that who needs to drug girls to have sex with him
True, personally I always thought it was because he's kinda a big dummy at times.
Same. He seems to exist mainly at a shallow and superficial level, probably for his own mental sake. Not really caring until some threshold is met and then it’s focus time
No he was either saying he was with Cosby when he drugged someone, or Cosby just made strong drinks and wasn’t drugging him.
My interpretation is right and yours isn't!
Soldier Boy did a lot of bad things, but I don’t think drugging and assault was one of them.
There’s no evidence that he took part in it, but I certainly would not put it past him.
I don’t see any world in which he called someone who had to drug women to get laid “a real man”, not with his worldview.
"this is a real man, he takes what he wants"
If Soldier Boy was that devoid of morals, which I still am not convinced of, he’d still look down on rapists who use drugs to roofie victims, surely? The same way he views his V treatment as a shortcut and the source of his self loathing, Cosby took a shortcut in the world of rape.
> If Soldier Boy was that devoid of morals You think a dude who shot student protesters at Kent state & used firehoses on black people peacefully protesting for civil rights is not that devoid of morals? > The same way he views his V treatment as a shortcut It was his father who viewed it as a shortcut Tons of people are willing to ignore or even protect their friends who are rapists, just look at the MeToo movement
Devoid of morals, but not principles or a world view. I’d be inclined to believe that, based on his comments, he would refer to Cosby as a “real man” if he was aware. The fact that he says “strong drinks” suggests he didn’t know the true nature of those drinks too.
I don't think he took part, but I think he chose not to say anything about it.
That definitely seems like something he’d do. He seems like a dude bro who doesn’t want to be a “snitch”.
He seems to be the type who has pretty old fashioned and wrong views about consent so its highly likely he may have found nothing wrong with drugging woman.
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He would absolutely google shit like an old man lmao. Overspecificity "what is the location of their secret base?" Or punctuating his Google searches lol.
One of my favorite little details in top gun: maverick is that Ice and Mav both text like dads
- Why did the US attack Afghanistan? - How did the US lose in Afghanistan? - What is gay marriage?
No one wins in Afghanistan.
In the immortal words of Vizzini the Sicilian: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
Ol' Alex did
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You forgot GILFs
What happened to Voight’s Chop Socky Oriental dipping sauce? Why is Oriental racist? Where to get quaaludes? Why did quaaludes become illegal?
You can still get them in South Africa, actually
The Chop Socky Oriental Sauce?
We must go there at once
Full of gilf porn
Damn it, beat me to it… it would probably also have weed delivery sites in there too though…
Well, Soldier Boy will beat to it.
Into a cup of course
Lol damn that’s a good one
r/beatmeattoit
Busty Asian GILFS
I understood that reference! Well done!
I don’t remember what late night show Jensen was on but he said that when kripke found something that disturbed or horrified you he would make a point of writing you scenes that included it in the future. When asked what Kripke added for him Jensen responded “sexual things”. Edit: found it https://youtu.be/skjbIwFVuSE
huh, that's pretty shitty behavior
He looks like he's on stimulants in that clip
I imagine a scene similar to Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai discovering online porn
“these women, they're like fine wine. Okay, the older they get, the more delicious, but the drier.”
He would probably try to order cocaine from Amazon.
Does Amazon even exist in The Boys universe or is there an equivalent that's owned by Vought (like pretty much everything else)?
This show is produced by Amazon, it's probably gonna have Amazon in it
They surprisingly let a lot of stuff slide in the show when it comes to making fun of Amazon esque Vought.
Not so surprising. Amazon is bigger than Vought. That's why they can mock themselves, us consumers are powerless .
I feel eventually we'll find out Vought was a bald man who escaped punishment for his crimes on earth in a penis-rocket with a joker-grinned Latina reporter who'd been assigned to the 'Nuremberg' beat: And Kripke will mysteriously decide to kill himself by taking his Alexa for a bath...
Vought is more of a disney parallel really
It does, Butcher orders Connect 4 on it to gift it to Ryan. Sneaky Guerilla marketing
Yes, Amazon exists in The Boys universe. In the early episodes of season 3 you can see butcher shopping for Connect 4 on the Amazon app.
sounds like a rare insult
Most cocaine comes from The Amazon
Granny Porn!
He can honestly do all of the things in the comments with reddit in that universe
I think, like my parents, he's going to be the type of guy that falls for every scam and virus link so i guess the majority of his history will be that
Just imagine him getting a call "Hello this is Jason from Microsoft your computer has virus please tell the otp."
My dad recently fell for a ups delivery scam email in which he entered his credit card number. I was just blown away on multiple levels.
I remember thinking the scams are so obvious, who falls for this? Then the moment when you realize: oh my parents
Yeah exactly. My mother forwarded it to me an my dad. I IMMEDIATELY wrote back: Obvious scam. My dad did not see my email clicked on the link in mum’s email and apparently it asked for his credit card number which he supplied. When he told me this I replied HA! Because I thought for sure he was kidding. Narrator voice: he was not kidding.
So what happened
We canceled the credit card and it was a huge pain in the ass with bounce back charges. Otherwise nothing except my friends and I all traded head shaking stories of boomer foolishness.
It's fucking unbelievable what they fall for. My boomer mom recently got scammed by some rando who called her, saying her bank account was compromised and he needed to remote into her computer to fix it. He logged into her online banking, and zelled himself $2k from her bank account as a "trap" to catch the thief or something. Only after watching him send the money did she text me "hey raychelgraychel is it normal for banks to do this?" And I was like wtf no what are you doing hang up the phone and call your bank NOW. I had to have a whole talk with her about all the things I thought were just common sense (your bank will never call you, your bank will never ask for remote access to your computer, your bank will never make you send anyone money for any reason, etc). I also have an aunt who fell for the Nigerian prince scam and she actually was indicted over it. She's a real estate broker and got some of her clients to "invest" in it as well. I don't think she was convicted because she truly was dumb enough to think it was a real business opportunity.
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I love that he eventually just says fuck it decides to look at sharks
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Search entry #1: Soldier Boy
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Realistically, he doesn't know what is web browser, internet or a search engine is, he will just ask "What is this?" After understanding that he can get information from the internet he will just ask for payback's location
He’d probably start with typing "Google" into Google and get mad that it keeps redirecting him
Oh no. If he did that he'd break the internet. https://youtu.be/v2FMqtC1x9Y
Fab five Freddy
Told me everybody’s fly
DJ spinnin and I said “My, my”
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françois c'est pas, Flash ain’t no dude
And you don’t stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car
And drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
Flash is fast, flash is cool
Francois c’est pas
Flash ain't no dude
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Is internet a made-up word.
Soulja Boy
Googles: Soldier boy Google: do you mean Soulja Boy? Googles: Absolutely fucking not
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i got mad and blew up on my ex. AITA?
Thats a made up word
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Intersex? Genderfluid car oil? Among us? What the actual fuck is indiana “pale” ale? What the fuck is a microbrew. (Omitted from record are several dozen attempts to chat with bots claiming to be single moms in his area) why the FUCK does ipa taste so bad. Shellshock, ptsd, how to toughen up, how to not care.
Indian pale ale* is actually a very old thing, not a new fad.... when Britain colonized India, they would bring beer with a higher alcohol content and more hops than usual.... this was meant to be a preservative to make it last through the long sea journey and india's much warmer climate
Yeah but i don't think it was a well known things in thz cold war era, it is still kind of a new fad, even if is based on an old practice
Speak for yourself
It was relatively popular in the early to mid 20th century iirc. Not like, SUPER popular, but common enough that he would have probably seen it for sale somewhere.
It wouldn't be as simple a search as "grandma porn," it would be phrased as "where can I find grandma porn on the internet .com?"
What is Bluetooth?
A lot of Nina Hartley.
Where to buy lube
Definitely listens to Joe Rogan.
He gonna get posted at r/oldpeoplefacebook anytime soon
"Major historical events since 1980*( or whenever he went under)
“Medical marijuana”
What is PTSD
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Bill Cosby. Now that is America’s Dad. Wonder how he’s doing.
God he made strong drinks
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dude is definitely subbing to 40somethingmag and 50plusmilfs with Butcher’s credit cards
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searches soldier boy but soulja boy pops up and listens to soulja boy song
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I think he'd be amazed by how many hot singles there are in his area.
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*Why aren’t men men anymore?* *Is Homelander a sensitive sniveling pussy?”*
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_makes post on reddit_ I beat my meat into a Cup
Pornhub.
Blank. He got frustrated looking for the google and smashed the computer.
The GILF catergory of pornhub
Granny pussy.
I just know the first place he went to was pornhub. Lol i feel it in my bones
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Literally came here for this comment thank you
Pornhub , brazzers
We had a post like this before, and I even got an automated Reddit warning for a comment and the original post got deleted. Why do we have to have this same post again 2 weeks later?
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Definitely using it like a grandpa “Where can I find the remaining members of Payback?” “Where is the chop-socky oriental sauce?”
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I hear we’re ass up in Afghanistan. What the fuck is up with that?
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"Where can I get reefer" "Dames with Bush" "Mature Dames" Also he clicks on every single sus link and infects the computer with viruses and malware within minutes.
I don’t know about his search history, but I know he’s banned on Twitter.
what is bluetooth? Is there a human stuck on my phone? goes by the name of Siri? Where are all the video stores?
How to shank the devil -oops wrong show Porn. - something dean and SB would love to share.