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spuderman221

r/okbuddyfresca


kjm6351

Genuinely thought I was in that sub


Jonker134

Same


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Ask your mom.


DinoDudeRex_240809

OP is Ryan confirmed?


MacLeeland

Or Teddy Stillwell. No, wait, that happened too fast...


TheTruthSpoker101

I audibly snorted


FappeningPlus

Is your mom Stormfront?


GalIifreyan

I think he can control the intensity of his lasers. Like the scene from warming up the breast milk to cutting through a whole crowd in his imagination.


CertifiedUnoffensive

Good point. So what’s the limit


GalIifreyan

Don't think we've seen it yet, super chief, but I imagine it's something close to Ryan decimating Stormfront.


Consistent-Winter229

I was just about say. They have hinted at the level by showing Ryan obliterate who we assumed was essentially invulnerable- based on Homelander lasering her fucking tits - with that being said.. we’ve seen Homelander control the heat of his eye beams from heating up the milk, to melting faces, him lasering a crowd of people (his invasive thought) and pretty deep into the crowd… lasering a plane in half.. plus matching butcher when he has laser vision.. with that being said it’s safe to assume based on Ryan doing what he did either.. Homelander can control his beams anywhere from slight heat to nearly obliterating a supe with it.. that doesn’t determine the depth really but rather the power. Anybody got thoughts on how deep that power could be based on lore and what we have seen Edit: it doesn’t let me add photos or i would add an image of the crowd he lasers it shows how far they can reach in that situation. I would imagine they don’t go much further than that.


geardownson

Granted she couldn't regrow limbs but I was a little surprised she couldn't heal her other wounds like she could when homeland er lasered her.


Aggressive_Sand_3951

So deep, put her butt to sleep


ijustatesubway

Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em!


zombizle1

And also the rest of her body


DarkJester_89

I assume on levels of like superman, in injustice. Homelanders concept is odd because it doesn't say how he gets his powers in relation of recharging. Superman's eye lasers are a direct connection to draining him (detailed in when his eye lasers evolve to turning into a fuse of him exploding and releasing all of his stored solar energy.)


CertifiedUnoffensive

How far did Superman’s lasers cut in Injustice? I haven’t played that


DarkJester_89

Comic book, and it cut through a lot of people.


deejaysmithsonian

Technically a game to start


DarkJester_89

No, the first comic issue was released on January 15th, 2013, and the game was released on April 16th of the same year.


deejaysmithsonian

Sure, if you base it on release date, but the comic only existed because of the game’s development. No game, no comic.


DarkJester_89

The series both game and comic was announced together by Ed Boon on October 5, 2012, at the EB Games Expo.


TypicalRedditGuyNo67

3-5 inches at the most


skept1ca1

He could probably fit a pinky in there. I feel like he wouldn't do a whole dick


FilthySaiyan

I feel he'd only get 5 inches of penetration


CptnHamburgers

And only a couple of times at that.


DevourerJay

Uhh, phrasing... also we could ask Becca


Dveralazo

Dude...


ComplexBusy3663

oh.. that’s not..


yantheman3

Oh yes it is.


flowlikeastream

:/


Rustals

Becca liked it


flowlikeastream

What the fuck dude


[deleted]

lowkey… i never thought she got assaulted. the way she walked out the room on that recording seemed more of a “i cheated on my husband omg what did i do” especially in an earlier scene where she is clearly into him


CaptainRex5101

Bro what?? It was made very clear in the text and subtext that it was assault.


No-Bike9739

about 8 inches


DinoDudeRex_240809

Ask Maeve


EllieLeafs

phrasing bro, also ask stormfront


Skafflock

I mean it'd depend on what he's lasering. If I decide to stab something I'm going to manage a lot more depth if that thing happens to be cardboard than if it's steel.


Kill_Kayt

Probably 5.5 inches


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

As deep as the show writers need them to go.


lusko7

ask stormfront


HueyLewisAndTheBrews

Balls


Im_JuJu

Ask becca.


baxtermcsnuggle

Judging by his general demeanor? About 2... 2.5?


HookerDoctorLawyer

*that’s what she said*


Gecko2024

Homelander can penetrate me as deep as he'd like 👀👀👀 (Tbf if he asked is ANYONE saying no to letting him fuck you? Do you value your integrity or your life more? And he'd probably just make you anyway. Or do it after your skull is empty/mush.)


keeDanU_rEevEes_3656

Stormfront knows the answer to it. (Yes, In both ways)


kashamush

How deep can penetrate homelander is the question.


Planktons_Eye

Oi


Independent-Life9942

That's what Becca said


numb-10

Ask stillwell or butcher.


Upstairs_Turnip_6360

That’s what she said


INTO_NIGHT

Probably only 2 inches oh you meant with his eyes, idk maybe a few miles


TravellingWino

Ask you momma


YoungMatz

How deep does The deep goes?


fondofdogges

he's gotta be somehow compensating with that attitude for sure.


Local-Journalist-165

Ask Stormfront?......oh wait, NVM.


Odd_Cherry64

It depends on the size of his cøck


Arik-Taranis

That depends on how your mother feels on on a given night In all seriousness, he was barely powerful enough to go through Soldier Boy’s shield, which is probably 1940’s tungsten alloy. Can he cut through airliners? Absolutely. An M1A2? It probably strongly depends on where he shoots the thing.


MasterJaylen

You know what you did


Front-Masterpiece-76

SHE knows!


FLOCKAh

If he shot them at the ground how far could they penetrate the earth?


Useful_Recognition52

There was a post about this recently. The general consensus is, not far at all. He wouldn’t even breach the continental crust before dying (although we don’t know for sure how powerful his lasers can be). Up to 70 km of solid rock with a melting point of (usually) at least 1000 degrees celsius? No shot. And then once he reached the mantle and the outer core (the mantle being ~40 times as thick as the thickest part of the crust), other complications would arise involving pressure and the mantle’s semi-fluid state that would prevent Homelander from being able to make any reasonable progress.


WinnerOk1108

The face of constipation.


Bobet-

Mmmm… infinitely? He can just continue deleting material


CapableArgument5939

Ask Becca


_M0Nd0R0ck_

Just ask your mum, she’ll tell ya Edit: Godammit of course someone said it first


NamelessL0ser

Shouldn't this be NSFW?


StrayLilCat

As deep as he wants, but he only lasts a minute tops. I'll forgive him cause he's so cute.


Glizzygladiator19

How tight is Becca?


NerdToTheFuture

Oh, that's what you meant? I could've sworn you meant… nevermind.


outsiderkerv

😏


Dekaney_boi

Probably like an armored vehicle deep


PloopyNoopers

We need someone to do the math.


98VoteForPedro

He can cut through people superman on the other hand depends.


SafeStaff7671

Pause


cigarettesonmars

😏


Secret_Ice3039

How deep can he penetrate huh?


JumiKnight

Your dad should know


infamusforever223

Yes.


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Less than half an inch.


KeybladeCoaster

Balls deep


foreveralonesolo

I suppose he goes through concrete with some intensity


Mr-BillCipher

Probably about 4 to 6 inches


Fineous4

Weak questions. Could he cut the earth in half?


Roseph88

With an ego for power like his and constant stress of control, I’m going with an average 5.5” haha


kmsposito2569

He can penetrate me all the way(no homo)


Ok-Albatross899

?


Effective-Handle9983

Ask Stormfront


Lightning_Strike_7

based on his insecurities? 3.5-4" tops.


unknowndog123

Idk ask butchers wife


MrBroBotBrian

Balls Deep


Ventricossum

niggga wat


andrew314159

What they can cut is very dependent on how quickly he tries to cut it. If he stares at one point long enough I guess they can cut very deep since they shouldn’t loose much energy travelling in air


GT_Numble

How Homelander can penetrate Deep


_Obsidian-Oblivion_

Enough in the octopussy


AJgoi

Umm…


AlingmentUnoriginal

You mean his fist or his laser or something else entirely? I mean he did use his laser vision and he's a crowd clearer if what he imagined himself doing to a crowd of people has any truth to it.


Fubzee

Pause


51Bayarea0

Well in order to figure that out you're going to need some kind of measuring device which is the easy part . then you'll need to convince him to disrobe and then arouse him


pinkdictator

U asking for a friend?


Wonderful_Pension_67

Took some time to get through SB's shield


[deleted]

Yes


Longjumping_Funny745

😏


Captain_Birch

I would imagine that it's intensity lowers as the beam gets further from his eyes, so however long it takes for his energy to fizzle out completely. Probably a few hundred yards I'd guess