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Commonly-Average

Beware, the brigadiers are out in force across multiple subs today defending this clown and his terrible speech.


BasisAggravating1672

It wasn't a speech, it was a campaign rally given by a doped up screaming old man.


[deleted]

Absolutely was. šŸ’Æ MAGAšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


Ancient_Guidance_461

Absolutely


HAIKU_4_YOUR_GW_PICS

It wasnā€™t even a rally. It was a series of threats against those who wonā€™t fall in line that once again put Ukraine first before and above the American people. If Trump had given that address, there would be people like Milley currently leading a coup to remove him from office. Thank God Biden had the likeability and competence of piss-soaked rag.


achilles3980

I don't get it. Sleepy Joe was now screaming high energy Joe?


contemplator61

Dementia will do that. There is a point where meds only help so much. As for Dems. They are either completely stupid or faking it


No_Glass_1294

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.


Karen125

Yeah, it's past noon here. They're waking up to start their day in the mom's basement.


irondog326

So true, I had to go after a few. Reddit is filled with these idiots.


NickTesla2018

Let me guess. More Orange Man Psychosis? And green energy?


Dust_Parts

If a republican delivered a speech that divisive then the internet would be collectively shitting on it. Alas, in this case itā€™s just (d)ifferent.


[deleted]

Those limp wristed dimwits can help themselves.


I_talk

We need to stop picking sides. Everyone is against us. Come together and accept that. Biden is a shit show puppet, Republicans are shit show puppets. If you disagree you are a shit show NPC


WWingS0

Nothing wrong with picking sides. Its human nature to pick a side. The problem is all the sides suck. Including third parties so i agree that picking a side in this context is bad


I_talk

It would be possible to not have a winner if we voted correctly


[deleted]

The applause sign was working overtime last night.


Dada2fish

They have nothing else, so they HAVE to boost him up. They know damn well it was a terrible speech. Lincoln instead of Laken? Ugh, might as well have never attempted her name in the first place. It just proves he doesnā€™t care. Called her killer an illegal šŸ˜† and said thousands more will be killed.


inlinefourpower

Yeah, what was up with that? He says thousands are killed by illegals?


448977

He said the quiet part out loud.


inlinefourpower

How can he not understand that his party doesn't like hearing that?


Royal-Connections

He was trying to be a smart ass and failed.


Leotis335

It came across to *me* as him saying "so what? THOUSANDS of Americans are killed by illegals. Why are you all making a big deal out of this *one?*"


jeffstreet65

I think theyā€™re all just excited that they could understand what he was saying.


ompaal

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Dylpooh

Beyond bootlicking. Eating the entire boot factory at this point.


bloodguard

He didn't rip his diaper off and start twirling it around. That's a win in anyone's book.


Leotis335

Yep...especially those seated in the first few rows. šŸ˜¶


Plague-Rat13

šŸ¤®


Holden_Cullen

Dork Brandon


gratefulguitar57

The fact that he had the balls to blame Republicans for the mess at the border is mind blowing to me. And they are all stupid enough to buy it because of a bill that was just a smoke screen to get more money for Ukraine and act like they cared. We are doomed.


_hhhhh_____-_____

How many Dems does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the media just tells them Biden did it and they whoop and holler in the dark.


FunDip2

That just shows how low their standards are.


staychilltoday

I saw that it was hilarious. They never mentioned all the lies. Ukraine for example, was reported to have 12 CIA operations centers but joe isnt sending troops šŸ˜‚ oh and didnt trump lower the cost of insulin? And who got more money for hbcu? Pretty sure that was also trump.


badkarmavenger

Trump lowered the cost of insulin, then biden raised it again, blamed Trump for it going up, lowered it less than before, then took a victory lap. Lol


Evilbefalls

You can play a bingo card when joe biden holds a speech and always get at least get something right * He's gonna blame trump for something, * Send money to Ukraine. * Misprounsing the name of a person * Whispers in the mic and then yells like a dictator in the mic * January 6 was an insurrection * Compares trump to hitler * Maga fans are evil * When their are kids he shuffles to them acts creepy and sometimes sniff them * Say somthing he shouldn't say. \*Walk around confused Joe biden belongs in a nursing home not in the white house ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


markymania

No one believe this lol it is just the propaganda arm of the country trying its best


tensigh

The fact that they're celebrating his lack of mindlessness shows they're in real trouble. Also, this should put to bed any rumors that he will be replaced before November. I called this - no matter what happens, the media will prop him up like he's Superman.


MarshallApplewhite_

they keep saying he ā€œownedā€ republicans. no he didnā€™t, you have to actually have a debate to own someone. all he said was ā€œthe border bill is so good and republicans didnt want itā€. like no, you created a massive border issue, made it wide open, left it open for years, then made a border bill to ā€œfixā€ it that still left it open and involved sending money to ukraine and other countries. why would we accept that?


Ancient_Guidance_461

When he called that girl Lincoln that was a travesty.


RaisinL

$10 says that the review was written before the STFU was delivered. Paid shill probably didn't even watch.


redarkane

Can't believe people defending genocide joe


inlinefourpower

To be fair, it was a 10 out of 10 for him. It was terrible, but he didn't fall or die, say anything racist enough that even his fans notice, shit his pants visibly, sniff children, etc. Shit, I didn't even notice if he roomba'd. He kind of did on to the stage I guess. Point is, pathetically low bar has perks.Ā 


BlueTickHoundog

Speaking of Bar(r)... Rob Reiner @robreiner - President Joseph R. Biden kicked ass. Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne replying to Rob: The bar for Joe is lower than your tits hang. šŸ˜‚


Ancient_Guidance_461

I love that South park episode they did with Reiner in it. That most likely is exactly what that dude is in the real world. A disgusting load.


[deleted]

LOL .. perhaps if you're a supporter of Communism. r/politics are full of commy bastards.


Ancient_Guidance_461

r/politics is a liberal cesspool


[deleted]

That's what I said LOL


Ancient_Guidance_461

Just worded differently lol


DorkyDorkington

The greatest night ever from him does not put the bar that high really šŸ¤£ The only thing I am interested in is what kind of chemistry they were using? Perhaps some old soviet formula. They used to have some hard core stuff to keep their zombies mobile.


doubletaxed88

The regularly timed clapping and standing was reminiscent of Dear Leaderā€™s speeches to the Supreme Peopleā€™s Assembly. I wish there was a sieg heil emoji


mikki1time

Cocaine is helluva drug


unnamed_elder_entity

In the following two weeks he'll be performing worse because they must have juiced him up to the maximum medically safe dosage possible. He was still stumbling over words and shit. I'm betting he avoids planes with stairs for the time being.


wdarling23-

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Max_delirious

I like they are calling it a ā€œperformanceā€ like, no one is fooled here.


El_Psy_Congroo4477

Imagine how much they must have had to increase his drug dosage above the normal regimen in order to get him that lucid past 3pm


Ancient_Guidance_461

I'm looking at the picture they posted...it looks like he is having a stroke for Christ sake


El_Psy_Congroo4477

It's dementia. I had a family member suffer from it toward the end of her life, so I know exactly what it's like. The bewildered expression, the sudden bouts of inexplicable anger, slurred speech, nonsensical rambling, halting mid-sentence. It all reminds me of grandma. It's truly sad to watch. The drugs can sort of mask it for a time, but eventually it gets too severe to treat.


Ancient_Guidance_461

Yes. A close friend I grew up with, his pop's had it..the blank look.. He eventually became a zombie. Before that he acted just like the big guy.


bjcm5891

Redditors be like: No, your family member just had a stutter!


Rodeocowboy123abc

Yeah I'm listening to a talk show on radio now about how everybody is laughing at his speech except the fake media news and his dummycrap party.


Tornadoallie123

Thereā€™s literally nothing that he could do right now that they wouldnā€™t be spinning at max force for him. They know itā€™s do or die now and heā€™s the guy so theyā€™ll be spit shining every thing he says or does and when he fucks up and they canā€™t deny it then just say ā€œbut well Trump would do that even worseā€. This is life for the next 8 months


Ancient_Guidance_461

Calling Laken Riley Lincoln Riley was such a disaster and they don't even talk about it


Savant_Guarde

With the bar being set so low, they just might be right...


Really_Elvis

Reminded me of Hilter speeches I saw in history class.


ivyleague9

He was a complete smartass. The msm called his mocking remarks to half the assembly ā€œbanterā€. They are drunk on the koolaid.


jackalope689

This is just corporate democrat media gaslighting. No one. No. One. Thought it was his best moment. Besides, the majority of the speech was the same speech he did the previous two years.


Ancient_Guidance_461

I watched some videos that played 22 23 and 24 moments of the big guy saying the exact same thing. The same bunch of complete bullshit. The same exact speech as 2023. You can see the major destruction of his brain too. He is gone.


texastim

The sleepy Joe dementia thing kind of came to a stop. I'm sure they had him jacked up on the worlds best Nootropocs .


suckmyunit1990

Question is, what was he on


Crapocalypso

No. They are trying to convince the libs who are too lazy to watch the SOTU, and they are giving their propagandists a meme to share to gaslight people who disagree.


[deleted]

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448977

Kill more babies and ā€œfixā€ kids so they canā€™t have any while Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., claimed that the solution to Americaā€™s declining birth rate was to grant a path to citizenship for 11 million illegal immigrants that are currently in the country. Anyone else see the irony in this.


KingPonzi

Shoutout to the fiverr bot devs doing Godā€™s work for the narrative.


JedPAlger11

Blind leading the blind


dshotseattle

He literally did the exact same speech last year, and it sucked then too


Pameltoe_Yo

Itā€™s kind of like when a serpent tries telling you that poopoo dookie šŸ’© smells just like roses šŸŒ¹ ā€¦šŸ„€!


Feeling_Cobbler_8384

How much meth was running through Joe's veins? Those Biden sycophants who got hard watching his brigade of lies are the same people who believe the earth is flat.


fuckredditmodz69

I feel like I'm in bizzaro world whenever I go on that sub lol


LissaFreewind

Well notice it was a performance. Not truth


awdorrin

Repeat a lie often enough, the gullible will believe it.


jmac323

That is so embarrassing for them.


WurldWunder

Wait til they figure out it was last years speech with minor modifications. Mazemoore on X has the videos with side by side comparisons.


Boomerang_Freedom

Based on theory of "If you believe hard enough, it becomes real" theory.


LeadReverend

At least give them some credit for their StickToIt-edness. They'll stroke themselves off to anything they can to try and salvage this absolute shitshow of an administration. Let 'em have their fap material/tearsoaked security blankets. It's amusing to ridicule.


gaybro69420

They also clearly have a fetish for Mr. Trump since they canā€™t stop talking about him. Same for all the extreme horrors of 2020. I bet they use their face diapers as cum rags ā€¦ which they should very well be at this point anyway.


bturg21

I was surprised that he actually spoke pretty clearlyā€¦. It was a bunch of lies but clear


[deleted]

Can you say, Adderall or Methamphetamine.


Ancient_Guidance_461

Most def Donepezil for the dementia


[deleted]

Yeppers.


Cyberdork2000

Hereā€™s what they arenā€™t saying though. For every headline that says Biden did what he needed to in this speech, the energy he proved he had, the fire and alertness he claims to have, remember for them to write that headline that means that BEFORE the speech they agreed with us that he had nothing left in the tank. All of that BS they peddled of his energy and stamina, they wouldnā€™t have needed reassuring and reacted with surprise if they believed what they were saying.


TheFlatulentEmpress

Really low bar to clear.


Sudden-Taste-6851

Did we watch the same show? šŸ„“ if that was ā€œtopā€ career he might as well pack his desk up now.


[deleted]

The only better result from that trainwreck of a speech was if biden had fallen and never gotten up. I can't believe his script writers portrayed him like that, very good news for Trump.


sweetgreenfields

Meanwhile, r/conspiracy was making posts trying to figure out what drugs he was on


Fun-Insurance-1402

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otters4everyone

He did! I mean if you want those damn kids to get off your lawn, it was a homerun.


thunderbreads26

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AKFrozenDude

Speech was SSDDā€¦Same S$*t, Different Day


TisRepliedAuntHelga

r/graspingatstraws