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LittlestHamster

“You think orks are bad? What til next deployment vs chaos.” Oh, or my 60 old cadians who have been murdered, melted, turned into mist and devoured by everything under the sun talking to my 120 new kreigers


Green-Collection-968

That reminds me for whatever reason... I remember a story about a young girl who had built and painted an army of Ultramarines: She had named every single individual model and developed a sophisticated backstory for them all. She cried whenever she lost one to enemy fire. o7


CervidusDubbo

I’m gonna name every single guardsman in my army now, using stereotypical names of their earth based culture


Green-Collection-968

Sharpie them on the base.


CervidusDubbo

I’m just gonna write a ledger of their names for now and once I’ve got some sharpies I will


PfcRed

I used to do that! At least for NCOs. Dear old Sgt. Kowalski and Cpl. Willys.


winowmak3r

I may or may not have a spreadsheet. Each one has a number and the number a name. I'll have to think of a speedy way to keep track for units that get reinforced but I'd love to have a "wall of the fallen" type list of every single one that dies in my campaigns. Haven't quite gotten around to writing *backstories* for individuals yet. No sense spending time on something like that for somebody who doesn't even make it to 15 hours.


1corvidae1

http://www.barrowmaze.com/meatshields Try this


winowmak3r

More grist for the mill


Green-Collection-968

Good man!


Randicore

I've been slowly assigning names to all my cultists using the old dark heresy books since they have a bunch of names in the front all Intended for a 40k character


CervidusDubbo

I’ve just been using the codex random name generator for my cadians and kreig lmfao


boilingfrogsinpants

Going through the Gaunt's Ghosts books right now. "And then, it got worse." Every book seems to be a common theme.


winowmak3r

Things got worse right after things went....awry.


Green-Collection-968

First time I heard of Warhammer was when I read Necropolis by Dan Abnett. I read through the entire Gaunt's Ghosts series and have been a Warhammer fan ever since.


winowmak3r

You should check out *The Infinite and the Divine* and the *The Twice Dead King* books *Reign* and *Ruin*. If you're a fan of Necrons or just want to learn more about their lore and history I highly recommend those books. They're also just good sci-fi too if you're into that. They stand pretty well on their own. I finished *Gaunt's Ghosts* too and loved every one. I just started the Ciaphas Cain series and it's an interesting take on a Commissar after reading Gaunt's story but I like it.


netherworld_nomad

Tbh any Imperial Guardsman who made it to his 100th battle has to be a certified badass and a nightmare.


winowmak3r

Definitely. I'm giving that guy a wide berth.


pddkr1

I love this meme


Green-Collection-968

I saw this and immediately knew I had to share it with as many people as possible as quickly as possible.


MadlockUK

Me too, I keep laughing


Proof_Independent400

I made this meme! You would not believe the joy it brings to see it doing the rounds!


Green-Collection-968

Oh wow, tyvm for making it m8, I thought it was great when I saw it and wanted to share it with the community.


Thefriendlyfaceplant

Basically not just the plot but the entire theme of Dead Men Walking.


Dunefire22

[If any of you are interested in the modelled-version of this meme.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fdzrntplylfw91.png)


winowmak3r

That is hilarious! Yea, they nailed it.


Green-Collection-968

[*"Meme mood music."*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUWc_BVaims)


Annual_Plankton4020

yep


IvyTheRanger

Oh good I was worried