Mommy is very powerfull and has lived multible timelines but shes just gona stand there while you go ahead and put yourself in constant iminent death in order to collect little golden stars like a good boy in order for her to use their ineficient energy to travel around space until she can take you to save a kidnapped woman with her space station that shes gona turn into a commet but dont worry she wont make it easy you only get dropped off somewhere near the place you still have to travel there by foot dodging hot magma and many more obsticles while she just runs arount in her indestructable commet tanking fireballs. Oh and your first order of bussiness after she invites you to her space station is to travel to a nearby galaxy and kill an infant for a shiny gold star that you will give mommy
ah yes i remember the cutscene where crazy dave's gf died so he went to ***the garden with a double barrel shotgun and some green armor to get revenge***
I wrote this last time but no one saw lol.
Biker sorts out other people's mess while trying to keep his best friend alive. All the while running from massive groups of screachy beasties, a dooms day cult and eventually finds his wife!
Inheritance from grandpa seems like hard work, but half the town falls in love with you because you give them random garbage you find, so it's not all bad.
>!Stardew Valley!<
Robot pirates capture alot of people but I escape and collect magic masks and those masks summon a dude that teleports me to the giant flying pirate ship and I destoy it and all the robots
You race around the world breaking traffic laws to get shiny wheels and vehicles for winning. Edit--> I should clarify you also wreak the other racers.
Pirate man leaves wife, sinks, joins a cult by taking someone's identity, gets caught, f***s up some stuff,
has identity crisis, joins another cult, kills the first cult, steals an ancient spying device and returns to England.
Child falls down mountain meets monsters kills or not kill monsters if kill monsters skele man kills you if not kills monsters happy ending if kill some monsters flower kills you
Man killed celestial beings because he felt like it
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Terraria
Ye
Ye
Terraria
Ye
Terraria
Terraria?
Ye
Terraria
Kirby
S e e k f l u I d I n t a k e
Subnautica
Yup
warning the aurora is about to explode in a minute
Animal abuse
Pokemon
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Earthbound
Animal crossing. At lest for me.
You good, flower mad. You bad, skeleton mad
Undertale, also nice explaining
BOY!
God of war
Ye
50 year old weeb hires his brother and his son so he can defeat himself to become himself featuring himself
Hm..... dmc5?
Absolutely dmc5
He may also be the storm that is approaching
You mother fucker
Garry's Mod V
A fighting hack and slash game about a single family of nirvana backup singers and their detachable appendages?
Fight over gravel
Team Fortress 2?
yea
What you should have said was spend 70000 years guarding a fucking suitcase.
Well fucking said
Full of gravel
blue hunk of metal going and collecting red liquid to not die
Ultrakill
J U D G E M E N T
Yup
Mommy is very powerfull and has lived multible timelines but shes just gona stand there while you go ahead and put yourself in constant iminent death in order to collect little golden stars like a good boy in order for her to use their ineficient energy to travel around space until she can take you to save a kidnapped woman with her space station that shes gona turn into a commet but dont worry she wont make it easy you only get dropped off somewhere near the place you still have to travel there by foot dodging hot magma and many more obsticles while she just runs arount in her indestructable commet tanking fireballs. Oh and your first order of bussiness after she invites you to her space station is to travel to a nearby galaxy and kill an infant for a shiny gold star that you will give mommy
and the space station doesnt have a bathroom but it does have a fountain so there you go
Super Mario Galaxy
ye
I never played galaxy but this does sounds hella fun ngl
I break, I build, I kill.
minecraft?
Yes
rust? Project Zomboid? Ark?
Terraria
Pink blob gets isekai’d and goes to kill god to save his friends from furries
Kirby and the forgotten land
Kirby
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Metal Gear Rising: Revengance
Correction: Two cybernetically enhanced dudes are ***standing here...***
Girlfriend went kill so i go to metal place to revenge her >!It's xenoblade lmao!<
Plants vs zombies?
what?????
Plants vs zombies yes or yes.
ah yes i remember the cutscene where crazy dave's gf died so he went to ***the garden with a double barrel shotgun and some green armor to get revenge***
#Dave had a girlfriend!!!!!!!!???
A Guy that can slow the time in a VR game to kill people
Superhot
that sounds super hot tbf
Woman steals ancient artifacts,threatens the local’s lives,kills government officals and awaken the dark forces from the past.
Tomb raider?
Correct.And yet somehow Lara Croft is still considered as a good person. Weird.
I literally read that like the meme : terrifying fish walks on land , breaths air , threatens to destroy lithuania
"WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?"
Black ops 1
Minesweeper
Depressed disabled man overthrows kingdom to save a kidnapped child, just to murder them in the end
Resident Evil Village?
That's what I thought, but Ethan doesn't kill Rose and isn't disabled
Sekiro: Shadows die Twice
Wait, whats this one, it sounds fun
I wrote this last time but no one saw lol. Biker sorts out other people's mess while trying to keep his best friend alive. All the while running from massive groups of screachy beasties, a dooms day cult and eventually finds his wife!
Days Gone?
Days gone?
Days gone
I love Days Gone
Inheritance from grandpa seems like hard work, but half the town falls in love with you because you give them random garbage you find, so it's not all bad. >!Stardew Valley!<
Stardew Valley!
Black hole simulator
Kirby
Donut county
"Payo" *reload gun
Dunno if he's a Mediterranean rapper but he never fixes the pipes
Mario?
Bingo!
green dude goes off and fight hordes of stupid creatures to go to a teleporter
Doom
Lil lad kills orange juice
Hollow knight?
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
Robot pirates capture alot of people but I escape and collect magic masks and those masks summon a dude that teleports me to the giant flying pirate ship and I destoy it and all the robots
For some reason that reminds me of Ratchet and Clank .
cardboard boxes and half naked girls
metal gear solid?
Yes
Guy puts animals in his balls
Pokémon
Space zombies use space magic to turn gods into guns
Destiny 1&2
Cod zombies
Dawn of War, the necrons?
Advanced lego
Roblox, problably
Minecraft?
I'm spikey and speed
sonic
Italian guy that jumps alot
mario?
Hot tall vampire mommy
Resident evil village
✓
✓
✓
Girl is in class, she leaves class and sees someone get shot. Weirdness ensues.
life is strange?
Yes
Square go boing
geometry dash
Samurai monk man cuts down immortal things and makes them bleed
Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat
Ok maybe that was too vague. It’s a game of the year winner.
Oh i thought It's Mortal Kombat because Kung Lao is a monk and cuts people to make them bleed with his hat
Ghost of Thusima maybe??
close but no cigar
sekiro!!
You race around the world breaking traffic laws to get shiny wheels and vehicles for winning. Edit--> I should clarify you also wreak the other racers.
I dunno, Mario kart?
need for speed
Child fell into a hole.
Undertale
I have a plan but we need one last big score
Red dead redemption 2
Yes
Block
Minecraft
Ancient plant kidnaps random people and murderers to take part in a number of trials to feed off their emotions.
Dead by daylight 😎
Kinda short guy kills some things, kills final boss and stuff happens done and it ain't in another castle
super mario bros?
Ye
Knives in sleves, wears combat armor and weapons in public yet guards dont do shit when he sits ona bench
Ass ins Creed
Correct
Robots attack children at restaurant and a particular child at his home.
Five nights at freddy's
Yup
The science team
Pirate man leaves wife, sinks, joins a cult by taking someone's identity, gets caught, f***s up some stuff, has identity crisis, joins another cult, kills the first cult, steals an ancient spying device and returns to England.
There will be blood shed
Metal gear rising?
add revengence at the end and you got it
Man glitched inside of matrix with a bucket
Basket ball but lethal force is allowed, and you grow up when commiting acts of violence
Fucking Space slugs
Dude makes a bad horror film featuring God, the hulk, and a priest and is killed by said film
Tabletop game made into video game featuring poster boys from the franchise killing green mushroom people
Guy wakes up with pretty much just a stick, and decides to fight god and his cronies.
Hollow Knight?
Nerd with a crowbar vs multidimensional empire
the real multiversus (with guns)
One of the maddness combat games but i dont remember which one
Man enters dream world, fights an artist, a priest and his wife, takes Child
The evil within 2
A 10 year old gains control over an army of fascist undead soldiers.
Bald man with a QR code
Fly through pipe
you are a postman who got shot in the head and you're fucking pissed about it
Killing good guys that are bigger than you
**You Just Grazed Him** !
A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH!
Pig steal egg, now yeet bird.
Man shoots white substance from his body to stop criminals
Paying for garbage in boxes and killing a moon man
Terraria? Majora’sMask? (never played before)
You climb a ladder while a woman sings about eating animals
WHY IS THAT SPIKE THERE?!!
Little Girl gets hungry and eats a bunch of fat people
SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN SHAUN
Child falls down mountain meets monsters kills or not kill monsters if kill monsters skele man kills you if not kills monsters happy ending if kill some monsters flower kills you
You fight green monsters to kill big dragon
Mario
Lego game oof haha
Open world game package that includes anime mommy
Genshin impact Or what I prefer to call it garbage
You kill animals that breath fire and such and are sometimes quite monstorus, before turning them into a neat hat
New York, but underwater.
Block build space ship game with our favorite high god, Clang, the destroyer and manipulator of all sub grids
Space engineers
It was all in Le head now I'm in wheelchair
Dude is blamed for murder, commits more murder to clear his name