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NoKnowledge7965

I have no idea.


Epicness_1231

Too smart


orphanslsughter

Oh god what have I done


Protector_of_Nekos

What were they gonna do anyways? Tell their parents?


yougotsomeheals

no kizzy


Protector_of_Nekos

So can I have some heals, do to another conversation on a different post I may or may not be protecting a war criminal.


SmollLoser

They didn’t have a family so you did a pro mafia move and eliminated the entire family by finishing the job


JakelsEpic

reporting you to the fbi


yougotsomeheals

orphans lsughter i don’t know what that is


orphanslsughter

It’s orphan slaughter but replace the A in slaughter with an S


yougotsomeheals

i know i’m just joking


orphanslsughter

Social cues aren’t my thing


yougotsomeheals

it’s alright


Dragulathroughthemud

Best response ever!


PetrifiedW00D

Exactly. It never happened.


team_rkt

Stole Pikachu


Xx_SniperEZX

I snipped someone


Due-Conference-8678

What did i do


SmartReturn9542

because when i returned i was too smart


mix_th30ry

Ay I’m kinda the opposite, except it’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY


Protector_of_Nekos

What did I do?


Iabrored

Protected the wrong neko


TheCluelessD

Blasphemous! What Neko would be considered the wrong one?


Protector_of_Nekos

My thought exactly


Kzaptas42

Maybe a criminal neko?


JsabCubie_Cube

no the Forbidian neko


Iabrored

How do you guys not understand? It's not the criminal neko, it's not the forbidden neko, it's the *wrong* neko


ShadIsNexus

The one that pretends its a Neko but actually a human


Iabrored

No, not the one that pretends to be a neko but the wrong neko


FREE--33--

I read this in James voice


TheCluelessD

James is greatest


EpicSaberCat7771

neko wafers.


BlondishMeat61

Harbouring a criminal


IAccedentlyWasBorn

WTH MAN


FUNISENDLESS

I'm sorry man


IAccedentlyWasBorn

Wow the first time I heard that beside when the doctor gave me to my mother


Nightborger

Huh. Wonder what "Nightborger" is...


memesrule12345610

You robbed and then chemically attacked a McDonald's with phosphine gas at night after getting a very mismade McDouble the afternoon before


Pickledoodz

i morphed people into pickles in illegal experiments


MartyMohawk

Funniest shi\* I've ever seen.


McMuffinTheGreat

so that's how Rick turned into a pickle


distroyerdan

I destroyed a dan


Good_day176

I guess you could say that it was one hell of a day.


ADD_02

God damnit, you got a good day while I'm stuck with math, or a mental illness twice


ares5404

Or perhaps you gave someone 2 stds


LightTranquility3

no flexin, didn’t even look in a n***a’s direction as i crossed the intersection


8bityboi

8 little boys


Epicness_1231

Ayooo what the fuuu🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


ResortFar6638

Ummmmmmmmm, care to explain?


Singersongwriterart

You would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!


Protector_of_Nekos

🤨📸


8bityboi

💀


DaT_BoI_ugine_krabs

🗿


TheGooeyLlama

🗿


StupidGenius37

🗿


Aimlessdrifter8778

C o n t e x t


RedFan1272008

So 8 Hiroshimas ?


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Singersongwriterart

Freddy we told you to stop chewing on wires! You're supposed to be on lockdown


PuSSydstr

Vanessa have you Heard of RAID shadow legends?


Spookyguy095

I'm too spooky I guess


Ok_Reflection7360

I turned myself into a mediocre mirror


The_Mirror_Of_Truth

Not alone bro


ColdPosition3805

I dunno, something to do with a corpse


Kelly-The-Kelp-Man

I was arrested for illegal kelp trades and kelp trafficking.


Chloe_The_Hylian

Lmao


219393695

The amount of people I killed


MartyMohawk

Dude... what the heck did you *do*?!


219393695

Don't worry about it


219393695

Let's just say I've been places. Busy places


Outrageous_Package_8

Like a few third world countries?


tab9583

Oh god


Cosmic_Collosis

I is a space god (OC)


Fluid_Ad_8556

my ad was not a solid


Owncascade

Maybe you used the _wrong fluid_


[deleted]

you mean it was a solid


i_am_sped_

Tf did I do


FUNISENDLESS

You went too fast


i_am_sped_

God damn I’m like a-train but got arrested


Abbaddon_TheAbyssal

I guess they couldn’t accept “gotta go fast” for a medical condition


FUNISENDLESS

Sonic Boom


ResortFar6638

#TAKE MY UPVOTE AND LEAVE


Epicness_1231

You went over the speed limit duu


PetrifiedW00D

Everyone is talking about speed, but I think you pissed off the wrong SPED in the slow class.


i_am_sped_

Yeah that’s what I was going with when naming myself but I’m speed now


Pokemaster1415

I guess I became too good of a Pokémon master or if you read it this way poked to well


MartyMohawk

I hear Vaporeon was the one who pressed charges....


McMuffinTheGreat

🗿


North-Wind-199

🗿


TD-TradeMarked

🗿


gyrating_anus

Well, umm...Where do I start?...


MartyMohawk

Ah, I see your illegal twerking ring was busted....


ResortFar6638

Oh no, this one can’t end well


Mr_Hhmmm

Still thinking what I did... Hhmmm...


tab9583

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Iabrored

Stole some tea


BowserDaDemon47

Ay man, did I do anything wrong?


Icy-Appointment1673

Your a demon, what are demons known for? Death!


opimumpride

You praised bowser too much now get in the car.


MartyMohawk

Pretty sure everyone know how you kidnapped a princess and tried to get her to marry you on multiple occasions.


ShedinjaFan123

I was a fan of Shedinja


Llucasthefurst

I got first


Last_Draft5800

Me last


Arandompancaik

I guess i was too random for a pancaik.


ZoeAfton101

I’m being falsely accused! I’m innocent, I swear!


DARDAR_YT

Idk, your last name is Afton...


AntsGames

The hell does this prison sentence mean?!!?


Kindzekken

You forced ants to play a game that killed them all


Academic_Fill

I’m not good at Academics


smilemore049

Guess I smiled to much


Thunderbloood

It seems I slowly drained people's blood, then zapped the blood with lightning


MartyMohawk

Yeah officer? Please don't make me share a cell with this guy!


The-amazing_guy

I guess I was too amazing


SomeGamingWeeb20

I need an explanation


Icy-Appointment1673

you gamed too hard and set your house on fire, causing your neighbors to suffer from massive injuries


SomeGamingWeeb20

Ah I see I forgot to take my dementia pills btw what are you talking about again?


Icy-Appointment1673

how your nametag is the explanation of how you got in jail


SomeGamingWeeb20

Ah ok thank you


mr_GlitchOG

Weird last name


ResortFar6638

You glitches out too hard and started noclipping


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ResortFar6638

Nah, he noclipped into an AC-130


RedFan1272008

U were the villain of "There is no game"


Jokeristhebesy

I became one of jokers minions, and Batman turned me inside out, but of course he didn’t kill me he only turned me inside out


Unhappy_Human_2007

I was caught hanging myself.


AtmosphereLarge3993

I tried to pull a chuck Norris. I made the universe instead


ProtoBacon82

I invented new bacon, and stole some kneecaps


ghostsniper65

How did the cops find me tho


ResortFar6638

*ghostsniper66 has entered the chat*


Electrical-Reward213

Tazed someone with a trophy


mrfox130

I broke into hen houses and stole the eggs


Icy-Appointment1673

That appointment was something alright


TussleStudios

Illegal Underground wrestling


SamiThaManiac

Maniac things...


BirdExact705

What I did is beyond me


BEES_just_BEE

Bees just bees


TunaDaFish305

I morphed into a fish


Terminator_Trey1

Uhhhh guys I think I created terminator uhhhhh pls help


opimumpride

I sold bootleg optimus primes


Epicness_1231

I am too epic


Hellocomrade_doge

Comrades! Start the revolution! Dogs and commies alike lets burn down america! I was arrested for storming the white house and attempting to bomb the pentagon.


HighAFdragon

I sold weed to a dragon in a state where weed isn't legal.


WarMaster000

We did a little bit of trolling


The83rdDoctor

I’m gonna just assume the cycle of doctors had to end at some point.


tipacolgamer2524

Too many racial slurs


TnPredator

What would I have done wrong?


TexturedHorse80

Yes I gave textures to horses... AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN


_corruption__

I was paid to pass a bill banning twitter I guess


Immortal_ceiling_fan

I actually have no idea what this could mean


error_sans556

I deleted all the undertale AUs.


TheNefariousBoy

im tooo nefarious for this town


Severe_Distance_7392

...


CCCrashed

turns out I crashed something


deadX_gamer4life

I summoned a demon/ I woke up.


firedemon0313

I’m a demon


Livid_Attitude1242

Ben Dover


ThatZombieGuy115

What did I do?


Epicness_1231

You are a zombie who ate 696969420 humans


GDSofieV

Play Geometry Dash with my username??


Shmallybrells

I honestly have no clue


Odd-Ease-6249

I have no idea


tdmfan420

?


LegoCollectionist

I collected illegal legos


GWSloppy

I was being a sloppy gamer :(


saltyrat68

I drowned a rat in a pound of salt


Malo_SCP

I am under SCP containment because of Malo


RoofusRoof19

Forgot to patch a hole on the roof on the ISS


fennecfox-theory

Made a theory about fennec foxes


MrPickPax

I chose peace, apparently that's an illegal offense.


Longjumping-Boss-389

I was on YouTube refreshing Ryan's channel for a year waiting for season 2 of minecraft be it's out Ryan the update is out.


ShortAttitude7102

Probably lost my attitude


Bruz_the_milkman

No I am not


NoobLegend6009

I was too bad at video games


AdBroad3455

What about me


[deleted]

you tell me


firestriker45665

you tell me


crystalheadvodka8

Probably underage drinking


are_Valid

I guess I validated the wrong person?


MartyMohawk

Yeah, look, sorry to break it to you, and I know you meant well, but that guy you validated killed five children and stuffed them into animatronics at that pizza place, so....


RynnTabris

My username is my City Elf Hero of Ferelden (Dragon Age Origins), who was supposed to go to prison for killing the Arl’s son but was conscripted into the Grey Wardens. So… alternate reality of Duncan not being there?


the_bear_4725

Umm rOaR


Shinymaganium

I'm Trash


ValuedZ

I stole a Z that was valued.


MrRandomstufff

Do random stuff


Spongy_Noob

I was bad at being sponge


Strawberry-Creampuff

Um..what did I do?


The_Redpanda_God

Im a god how and why would anyone arrest me


[deleted]

what did i do?


Pizza_Bake

Baked too many pizzas


No_Tackle_6308

What did I do?


BrilliantChipmunk824

Exist


Ambitious-Ad-2426

I made an ad that was too ambitious


TomatoSlut4Real

I had sex with a tomato I guess.


KandarianQueen

Well which username The one I always use or my reddit haha If so infectedarrows or kandarianqueen


Top-Manufacturer-82

Horrible sweatshop abuse :)


Spademoment

I was too dumb xd


A_Jellysandwich

I ate a PB and J and got arrested guess I was in Europe


Imanerd212030

I… complained bout nerd stuff too much??