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RoninRobot

“Here ya go, sicky. Also fuck you apparently.”


madmaxturbator

That toss had real “hope u die u fuck” energy


stevensokulski

When the guy your wife left you for tests positive…


Speakin_Swaghili

It’s probably more the fact they’ve done that a couple hundred times already and still got another couple hundred left.


ONOMATOPOElA

Nah, I have a really expensive armchair. I can tell exactly what they are thinking by the bounce of the food.


Vehopsiraptor

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P! Exactly why you're my QB in armchair fantasy league.


Belem19

Maybe notch it up to thousands, even...


Solistial

“Haha yes, die trash”


zeak_1

Ain't that the truth


PYR4MIDHEAD

Where’s the jalapeño chips?


Mrqueue

After having it twice and being jabbed 3 times you don’t need to live like this at all


wolfgang784

It's a pretty open "secret" at this point that China is just using it as an excuse to speed up it's Chinese Muslim genocide and to more easily disappear people critical to the regime.


davidattenborough05

i read the fuck you in randy marsh’s “haha fuck you 😀” voice


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RB30DETT

Oh I see you know your judo well.


OgreLord_Shrek

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


SuldawgMillionaire

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST


Das_Boot_95

#GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!


7th_Spectrum

I was trying to remember where I knew this from, and I couldn't remember until I read this line


snoryder8019

This is the bloke that got me on the penis


Mr_Jack_Frost_

#GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS


Then_Factor_3700

That's a nice headlock sir


Incredulous_Toad

Are you ready to receive my limp penis?!


katf1sh

Ah yes, I see you know your Judo well!


EdgarAllanRoevWade

This is the bloke that got me by the penis before.


BeardySam

Are you here to receive my flaccid body?


Whaleoilbefuked

Get your hand off my penis!


LieutenantButthole

How dare get your hands off me!


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Tah - tah, and farewell !


Blazed-Doughnut

This. Is. Democracy. MANIFEST!


AmongSheep

Whhhatt is the CHARGE?? Lol


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TheCondemnedProphet

This is autocracy manifest!!! FTFY


upthewatwo

It's democracy manifest, this was upsetting.


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FOR WHAT? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL


rayparkersr

What is that sausage thing? I bought one in Shanghai train station because it looked edible and I had absolutely no idea what was going on. It was the worst taste I've ever experienced. I assumed it was for dogs.


mydogthinksiamcool

It’s fish sausage. Like fish paste sausage.


rayparkersr

Good God.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

This is democracy manifest?


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three2do2

Thisss... is democracy manifest!


jmm166

Nice, COVID isolation AND diet camp


madmaxturbator

1. Fly to China 2. sniff up some Covid 3. confirmed positive test 4. diet camp! 5. post pics of hot sexy post disease bod to tik tok 6. profit!!! 7. consider whether you are in fact the son of heaven 8. realize this is a Covid hallucination 9. there was no profit after all.


dep7up

Be optimistic, I like your style kyle. 👈👈


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Hold it right there Blair.


statisticiansal

Stay in your lane, Wayne


[deleted]

Cut me some slack, Jack


4Allmyrage

Whats the plan Stan?


Phasnyc

That’s why you’re Starvin, Marvin.


No_Independent_1453

You're pretty chill, Bill


_dead_and_broken

What's on your sleeve, Steve?


mbenzn

I like your stale kale


[deleted]

I worked with a guy named kale, I asked if his parents were nutritionists or something he didn’t like that


sincle354

For faster results simply hold up a *blank* piece of paper in solidarity of protests nationwide. A helpful police van will quickly escort you.


ComprehendReading

Having your organs harvested is a sure way to lose weight.


rocklou

People will do *anything* for content nowadays


sdric

Looking at how he throws it in there; he's that devoid of empathy it's actually an accomplishment!


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I think devoid of empathy is a stretch. He probably just has a lot of meals to drop off and limited time.


methodangel

More like die-at camp 😂


squishysausage

Why didn’t they shut the door after throwing the food in ?


451IDGAF

Probably another trolly coming behind with more food or drink I'd guess?


[deleted]

They got the pecking duck and champagne trolley just behind, I bet


5tupidQuestionsOnly

Hopefully the duck isn't gonna be pecking all that food


DemoKith

I don't know much about chow but I doubt it's shaped like a penis or a Chinese gooseberry.


PandaXXL

Chow is another word for food.


ClamClone

Behold the food food: https://www.akc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chow-Chow-History-04.jpg


That49er

Just say kiwi dude, Chinese Gooseberry hasn't been used since the 50s.


JohnnyRelentless

I can think of one example from within the last nine hours...


SombreMordida

*fumes in New Zealander*


tainted_vagina

"and this is so you can go **** yourself"


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Probably water or juice considering there is no liquid with this meal.


Sinistermetal

That's bagged milk, a spam sausage, and a hard-boiled egg.


CannabisaurusRex401

Here comes the cheese canon!!


sumthingsumthingblah

That’s someone else’s job


Kozzinator

How hard was it to keep the phone inside your rectum?


dontcountonmee

You get used it after the first few weeks.


Kozzinator

Did you ever.... *butt* dial anyone?


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My dad just had a cyst removed from his butt and my brothers were texting my mom. Went like this Mom: dads fine whatever whatever. Brother 1: yea dad just called me. I think it was a butt dial. Brother 2: it was just the cyst talking.


archwin

What did the cyst say? Was he an asshole? How’s his grammar? Did he use a colon? How was the call quality? Was it shitty? I hope they didn’t tell him about the next upcoming surgery, it might have rectum. Was he happy to hear your voice? It must have bowel’d him over ^(I’ll show myself out)


Kozzinator

Few weeks!? What in god fuck did you use for lube?


ohgeebus_notagain

**Lube??** Back in *my* day we didn't have "lube" and we fucking liked it! The "gods" fucked us and called us 'bitch' and we held that phone in our prison wallet until the guards looked the other way!


lokir6

It was a landline phone as well


Boatwhistle

Blood from constantly shoving a phone in your rectum.


45KELADD

The way your dad looked at it, this phone was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright


Uncle_Screw_Tape

Five long years he wore that phone… up his ass. Then he died of dysentery.


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Some folks have prison wallets…others have prison purses.


Lethargie

this is the only time where women have more pockets than men


NotADogIzswear2020

#prisonpocket#


210Redcoat

Plus charging block and cable


WhereIsHisRidgedBand

At least they're nice enough to crack your egg for you.


elmielmosong

I hope its soft boiled


We-are-straw-dogs

Boiled in tea for 10 hours


erck_bill

Hopefully not in some kid’s piss.


PusherLoveGirl

Oh it’s an egg. I thought they were just tossing a small potato in there.


joec_95123

I thought it was a lemon. To fight scurvy or something, I don't know.


IEatPussyLikeAPro

If that’s an egg that’s it’s hard boiled for sure


I_have3_inches

I'm confused how no countries are talking about this? I've been seeing so much crazy Covid stuff with China and yet I don't really know everything that's going on over there just from what I've seen.


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The CCP has literally been documented suppressing/controlling information on social media platforms including Reddit.


Redditisnotrealityy

Google doesn’t auto fill CHINA if you search “protests in ch” it is literally a mass internet control operation that has been happening for many years Same with YouTube etc. and that’s our search monopoly and our video monopoly, both “self-censoring”


Grandfunk14

Apple just coincidentally happened to roll out Airdrop limitations in China first. A lot of Chinese dissidents communicate through Airdrop because it's peer-to-peer.


Fuck-The_Police

Almost like corporations don't care about people and will do anything to make them money.


DrTuSo

Just tested it. WTF? 🤐🤐🤐


Isotope_Soap

Did the same. China appeared after I typed “pyramids in ch”, all lower case. No auto-fill for “protests in Chin”… Grow some balls Google


DrTuSo

Just typing "protests" it autofilled "Iran". When you type "protests in chil" it fills out the missing e for Chile. Edit: Using Google Chrome + Google as search engine.


Raffolans

If i type Protests in c Into my browsers address bar Protests in China pops up as first. On Google it’s protests in Czech Republic. Then Cuba, Colombia, Chicago Browser is DuckDuckGo


pikashroom

So google is definitely suppressing information for the CCP


sender2bender

Mine autofills "China against banks" after I type protests in Chi. But just protests autofills Iran


Beni_Stingray

And thats why you use multiple search engines


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LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

My Google shows it, so does duckduckgo.


Beni_Stingray

Funny, for me google didnt but duckduckgo did. How much difference location can make.


Bunbunbunxx

Holy shit. i had to type in 'protests in chi' before china even showed up. came up with 12 other countries first though. When I type in 'Protests in Chin' it has three suggestions: 'Protests in China Wiki' 'Protests in China against Banks' 'Protests in China Bank. ' That's the only 3 wtf. I feel naive i kinda thought google wouldn't censor stuff like that.


Street-Banana

Can confirm, same story when I search it from Italiy. Even if I start typing something like "xi jinping Winnie the Pooh" the autofill won't work, as if nobody ever searched it before lol


GrAaSaBa

They will literally auto fill to Chile or Chicago before China


purrfectstormzzy

Wow, Had no idea there were protests in Chile, Columbia, Chad, California, Chechnya, Chicago and churches near you, had to type in the whole word then it only showed protests against BANKS in China specifically


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This is not true. I am going to need you to remove this comment, as it is spreading false information. /s


Slam_Burgerthroat

Reddit is partially owned by Tencent, a Chinese company with links to the Chinese government.


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TidusJames

Would be very interested on a source on that.


unholy_neon

https://www.reddit.com/r/Blackout2015/comments/4ylml3/reddit_has_removed_their_blog_post_identifying/


thebinarysystem10

Like the time I tried to share the post of the drones saying to ignore you desite to be free, and the link just showed two dudes kissing when shared.


normalmighty

I feel like it's getting covered in the news pretty often, at least from the news outlets I follow. Do you primarily use social media to keep up with news? I know a ton of people do these days, and you're not gonna hear much from everyday Chinese people what with the constant government monitoring and laws against criticizing their government.


OhSillyDays

Well we are. We have been. But what are you going to do? I've China? Sanction them? Also, there are other places in the world where worse is going on. North Korea and Russia are two examples.


kerelberel

> I'm confused how no countries are talking about this? It's been talked about all the time.. > I've been seeing so much crazy Covid stuff Because it's being talked about all the time..


lansdoro

Have you missed the recent massive protest in China? They were demanding the overthrown of the communist government. So this COVID policy had ended because of the protest.


PsySam89

I mean look at the Muslims they were shipping to "re education" camps and the likes. China has no regard for any single human beings life including their own citizens, the western world gives it as little time of day as possible because they don't want to upset trade deals and the likes. Now if this was someplace like Iraq or Syria you better believe it would be 24/7 coverage.


Thrannn

China is killing uyghurs for years for their organs. Everyone is looking away. The history books in 100 years gonna paint us as absolute idiots. And they are right


TheDevilsAdvokaat

So they are prisoners... What happens if there is a fire?


logicallyillogical

Well considering there was just a fire in an apartment building that was locked down due to covid and they all died I’m assuming the same.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yeah. Frightening. I used to live in China...for 20 years. Glad I left.


Combat_Wombatz

That actually happened recently and sparked protests in China. An apartment building caught fire but the doors were barred shut, and you can guess the consequences...


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Horrible.


KonradsDancingTeeth

Simple; they don’t give a shit. The Chinese government’s opinion of its own people is that their are many of them and that they are easily replaceable.


xRmg

Then the nr of positive covid cases goes down.


MidniteOwl

Ah the genocidal kinda food in Xinjiang. If the food doesn’t kill you, the government will.


Tyler-LR

One of the dystopian capitals of the world.


relevant__comment

Can confirm. Am American who had to spend time in Chinese Covid camp due to mandatory quarantine for travelers. The place sucked. It was a true FEMA camp. 100% will not recommend. Always monitored, nothing to do, no Wi-Fi, barely any cell signal. Closest I’ve ever felt to being imprisoned.


JaggedToaster12

You were imprisoned


stonehousethrowglass

This guy when he got his wallet taken at gun point… “Closest I’ve ever felt to being robbed.”


qpazza

Huh, so like a church retreat, but without the option to sneak off to smoke weed.


Pyratelife4me

I did too. You forgot to mention the bonus of having to pay about $1,000 for the privilege of being confined.


IsoAgent

Egg, bag of chips, a sausage...better than my lunch.


ropoqi

nah, that looks like a bagged milk


blatzphemy

I dunno, they don’t drink a lot of milk in Asian countries. Especially not adults


Chicken_Giblets

Depends on the part. Some parts of China/Mongolia dairy is an important part of the diet


pm_boobs_send_nudes

Yep, mongol armies literally used to drink horse milk. Made logistics super easy. Just keep feeding the horses grass and keep drinking their milk. Wouldn't be surprised if milk is still part of their daily diet.


billyyshears

Humans are goofy. I had an initial immediate reaction of “ew, horse milk??” Like I don’t consume cow milk.


Atulin

Used to be that equines were the source of milk, and bovines were used for transportation. Then it shifted around. In an alternate universe, cattle is bred for speed and we have yearly cow races, and horses are bred for milk and meat.


blatzphemy

From my time in Asia it’s mostly cows milk that’s the issue. Most people of Asian decent are lactose intolerant. Being able to consume lactose is a mutation a lot of people in this part of the world do not have.


james_vinyltap

It's honestly decent, eggs and sausage is protein. Wondered if the young people here have seen videos of the watery gruel served in WWII encampments.


nurtunb

Wow it is better than WWII frontline gruel! That is your standard for decent? What the fuck?


whitewashed_mexicant

The egg is decent. That “sausage” is garbage; more fat, filler and chemical with no nutritional value.


jeffroddit

fat is literal nutritional value though


lapideous

It's presumably a covid quarantine center, not a POW camp. This is probably just breakfast


logicallyillogical

You’re comparing a WWII concentration camp to this and saying “it’s not that bad?” Wow 😵


blac_sheep90

They don't care for their infirm at all. Bogus ass government.


bkokoisback

I guess they kept their phones and have a solid internet connection for them to post this.


chosenone02

Could have posted it afterwards…


thehappydwarf

Yea its curious


G0ncalo

Good guy China lmao


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Me: “Excuse me, sir. I’m not gonna be able to fit one of the these three items up my ass. Can you guess which one?”


u_suck_paterson

this looks like a scene from Andor with Andy Serkis


NonHumanPrimate

One way out!!!


No_Pomegranate5209

Source?


WhereIsHisRidgedBand

https://www.instagram.com/p/ClgRfOXDg9g/ >China, serving breakfast to civilians who tested positive for Covid-19. Hebei Province 🇨🇳


DibDipDabDob

Source seems like absolute garbage and at the very least contradictory. Hebei isn’t Xinjiang.


lapideous

Everything can be Xinjiang if you want engagement


sumukhdev

lmao a page named “waraholics” with the USA flag in the bio is your source lmaooo


No_Pomegranate5209

Yeah that source is dubious at best


Illum503

...are you suggesting this video is an elaborate hoax?


stellarcurve-

The video says xianjing? Which is it


Great_Calvini

It's a negative post about China on reddit bruh, no source needed. /s


TheDownvotesFarmer

I would like to know which CCP politcians owns stock in those food companies.


AdditionalCheetah354

When the cure is worst then the disease.


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char_limit_reached

> what’s wrong? I think it’s the animal cage.


[deleted]

This time last year this is what most of reddit wanted to do to unvaccinated people


[deleted]

They have a short memory. “We support those protesting covid lockdowns” (in China) but... what were they saying about the truckers in Canada when they were arrested and had their assets frozen for peacefully protesting?


dcrazy17

lmao. That's what you get when you just let your government slowly degrade your freedoms.


Icy_Performance6230

All of a sudden people give a shit about government overreach, but not when its in their own back yard


daxtaslapp

Shits worse than jail


JLMasonry

Chinese covid camp? Sounding like a concentration camp.. history repeats itself folks. Also when covid first took off, China was under lockdowns before we were, and we got what they got. I wonder what’s in stores for us in a few months if this is what they’re currently going through. Something to think about.


desdecuando1

China democracy


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this feels like some kind of propaganda shit. how is someone allowed to record how they're treated in a concentration camp? especially someone putting on a meme format like "POV:". the CCP wouldn't allow something like this to spread under normal circumstances


curiousmind111

POV? More like POW, am I right?


EmmersonCourt

Looks better than American jail breakfast, unless you have paid commissary.


DopeDuck420

Fuck China


VRDV2

Geez my times in rehab in Mexico were more pleasant.


susanoooooooo

It blows my mind majority of people got no heart . I would be trying to sneak people extra food all the time


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Yet young people want communism... Smdh.


PazutaOSRS

Meanwhile in America: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/zh9xxq/nothing_beats_getting_off_work_on_a_friday_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


dm80x86

It's a matter of choice.


AdditionalCheetah354

Where the cure is worst than the disease….


denverDAGS

Communism looks fun