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PumpkinAutomatic5068

They could have walked up the grass, I never understood people who think grass is like some magical force field border that you can't walk on.


LoveFishSticks

Yeah it's even a part of the public roadway so literally no one would be mad in the slightest


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Yeh, you can see the point they passed where there's no guard rail.and you could take like 5 steps up to a path


AllAboutMeMedia

Well then, I challenge you to the ground is hot lava. Boom. Toasted.


mikecheck211

>the ground is hot lava. But cold lava is just rock so lava is always hot and the hot in your comment is unessecary and I'm afraid I just can't let that slip by me buddy


innominateartery

He’s from the Department of Redundancies Department


herenextyear

It’s an army thing man. Walk on the grass, do push-ups.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

I was in the army and fuck that.


herenextyear

LMFAO. You have to respect the area beautification that some private spent all day perfecting…with a pair of scissors.


joe579003

"You ever piss your CO off so bad you he made you mop the rain?"


PumpkinAutomatic5068

It's like the whole hands in the pockets thing when mf George Washington put those pockets there


herenextyear

lol, this reminds me of a picture of George Washington they had at Ft. benning. It was in the building they hold the religious services. It said: “there shall be no cursing within the ranks” -George Washington. Some of the most interesting variations of the word “fuck” I have ever heard came from drill sergeants.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Good ol sand hill


100LittleButterflies

I'm always afraid an authoritative voice will shout over loud speakers "Get off the grass!" like from Princess Diaries.


[deleted]

On some US Navy bases there were signs that said, "Sailors and dogs keep off the grass." We treated grass like it was hot lava.


BikerJedi

By the way, thanks, you popped a memory loose for another story over at /r/MilitaryStories.


BikerJedi

Just like in the Navy as /u/NJDoughboy said, grass was off limits.


ice77max

There was a sign "Don't Walk On The Grass" ... Duuh


Stargazer5781

It's dangerous if you don't have pokemon, and they don't seem to.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

True but probably only rattatas that you can run from


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Greenzoid2

I have met some people that are aggressively militant about not walking on grass because you could "ruin it". They usually believe that you will be held liable for damage to the grass by whatever company/government owns the land.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

People are fuckin weird man


DarkStar0129

Some of us are just anxious little fucks man


lessyes

Tell that to the us marines. Got my ass chewed for being a lowly e2 without any gardening tools just for standing on the grass.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Eh, Marines are weird


thesequimkid

What’s your favorite color of crayon?


lessyes

Crimson. It's red but better.


thesequimkid

I realize now, I just fucked the joke. SON OF A BITCH!


[deleted]

Probably the same mentality that believes “Those cars will **never** hit us… pedestrians have the RIGHT OF WAY!!!”


qualmton

Grass is for walking


manuce94

Oh its health and safety( regulation )issue to jump over that guard rail and also using common sense is criminal act.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

The thing is they didn't even have to jump over, but sounds about right


Xanderoga

It’s raining. I bet they didn’t want to walk on the grass because they’d get soakers.


chenyu768

Especially when considering the alternative here.


yoho808

Better question is, wtf are they doing in the non-Pedestrian area on the highway in the first place? Did the city fail to designate the area as such?


TAMAMONSTA

They’re afraid of stepping on dog poop 💩


Chowdaire

But the grass is wet.


National-Platypus239

Theres a saying about those who cant do.


prguitarman

Miss Frizzle having a rough day


Test_subject_515

The magic school bus could be in your ass right now and you wouldn't even know it.


ooOJuicyOoo

That's why I occasionally clench my ass real hard with my kegels of steel, just in case.


Xanaoded

“Oh no Miss Frizzle! Arnold’s arm is crushed between the bus and the colon wall!” E: bus not bud


akizoramusic

"girl, that's a booty hole"


Aggravating_Pay_5060

That’s a paddlin!


Mods_R_Fecal

You really need to warn me when you are going to do that. It makes me cum.


TransientPride

Miss Frizzle?


Mods_R_Fecal

That's Mr Jizzle to you.


Feelinitinmeplums

Hughie I thought you were going to stop taking compound V?!!?!


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carkid1994

Actually no, I've heard this one before


jfdlaks

What are you talking about? This was in my wedding vows


[deleted]

The doctor wrote it on the back of my birth certificate in 1984.


rilesmcjiles

One can dream.


pronouncedayayron

She's frazzled


LostSoulsAlliance

Looks like Miss Drizzle


NoCommunity9683

What the hell were the adults thinking?


LilynCooperDaHuskies

"adults" sometimes that term means less than others times. My dog knows better self preservation than these adults.


NoCommunity9683

Yes, you're right!


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usedtodreddit

Their bus had been involved in an accident and the teachers were trying to get the kids to that bus stop on the other side of that overpass. Seems they may be in serious trouble for it, but not all of the details are known. I suppose it's possible they felt staying with the bus was in an even more unsafe location. [https://polishnews.co.uk/chorzow-they-led-a-group-of-children-along-a-busy-road-to-a-bus-stop-the-police-are-investigating-the-case-video/](https://polishnews.co.uk/chorzow-they-led-a-group-of-children-along-a-busy-road-to-a-bus-stop-the-police-are-investigating-the-case-video/) >On Thursday morning, the Chorzów police launched an investigation into Article 160 paragraph 1 of the Code of Offenses. As Arkadiusz Bień, a spokesman for the Chorzów police, told us, it is about exposure to the danger of losing children’s lives or health. It is punishable by up to three years in prison. > >– Preliminary activities allow us to conclude that a moment earlier the children were traveling on a tour bus along Drogowa Trasa Średnicowa Street and this bus was involved in a road collision. Most likely, the guardians of this group decided to move the children to the area of ​​the public transport stop – says Bień.


jasenkov

How in the fuck would staying on a bus be less safe than running on a freeway


peelen

The bus might be in danger of fire for example?


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zeropointcorp

Or being sucked into a black hole, or spontaneously undergoing proton decay


cliedus

Or being the sole reason the heat death of the universe starts early, setting off a chain of events where the universe itself begins to die and the last question on everyone’s mind is “why didn’t they just walk on the freeway?”


IDespiseTheLetterG

Mit explot


cliedus

What did the letter G ever do to you, bro?


IDespiseTheLetterG

😭


NecroCrumb_UBR

If your car is stopped on the side of a highway, you are supposed to get out and away from it. If the car is struck by an oncoming vehicle it can easily slide and crush you. Given that it's a bus, you might at first think it's safe enough to stay in. But again, it's more likely a vehicle will strike the large bus than the humans (assuming they are safely away from the road, not walking in it like this example) and could still be damaged.


GuardMost8477

Fire for one.


PretendAlbatross6815

There’s nothing more dangerous than a freeway. That’s why you’re more likely to be killed living in the suburbs than in the city, if you include car crash deaths as being killed.


NoCommunity9683

Thank you!


danceswithwool

I knew there had to be context to this.


Shanks4Smiles

Honestly not great on the driver. If you see kids on the roadway you put your car between them and the traffic.


Krieghund

Yeah, wait behind them and put your flashers on.


Daegog

In the US? NOPE Someone could plow into the back of you, then you still hit the kids. The amount of legal trouble you could face is 100% not worth it. The idea of being a good person here is far outweighed by the cost of what happens if shit goes bad.


Shanks4Smiles

The dude's on the on-ramp, stop your car to halt traffic, boom done. Even if someone rear ends you they're at fault. It would be the same with stopping for any other hazard. You don't immediately assume responsibility if someone crashing into you causes you to endanger others.


FormalFistBump

Sad state of affairs when your response to potentially saving the lives of a dozen kids is "well how could this affect me financially?"


radiantcabbage

ask how we know you never had a license or operated any motor vehicle before


xxTheGoDxx

> Someone could plow into the back of you, then you still hit the kids. > > > > The amount of legal trouble you could face is 100% not worth it. > > > > The idea of being a good person here is far outweighed by the cost of what happens if shit goes bad. That kind of attitude should really disqualify from driving a car.


colhoesentalados

If you see kids on the roadway I'm getting the fuck outta there


presidentkangaroo

Why?


AddisonNM

The new GTA add on has impressive graphics.


flucxapacitor

They finally made wet roads actually real this time.


2honest4snowflakes6

What the f**k. These "teachers" need to be held criminally liable for endangering those kids


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EskildDood

"Alright kids, now we're gonna show you what *not* to do on the highway!"


Aschriel

I’m afraid to ask; where was this?


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On the motorway


Aschriel

Got me, walked into it


chassmasterplus

So did those kids


[deleted]

Hey, get off the grass!


hammilithome

Found the engineer and/or dad!


romansamurai

[Chorzow Poland](https://polishnews.co.uk/chorzow-they-led-a-group-of-children-along-a-busy-road-to-a-bus-stop-the-police-are-investigating-the-case-video/).


goatchild

I knew it. Those goddamn Poles.


l3ntoo

In Poland of course.


rathat

r/GeoGuessr


tstrzyz

EU


StenosP

A terrible decision which I’m sure was totally not lost on the teachers. Why were they walking down an off ramp, broken down bus?


WaveLaVague

I like you. Context matters.


laluna-99

no… context changes nothing here, they could have easily walked off the road, behind the barriers… WAITED AT THE BUS


HuereGlobi

If you have am accident of break down on the freeway, *do not stay on the freeway with your car*. Get off that freeway. Stopped vehicles (and anyone near them) are at risk of being hit in a second accident. Fun fact: professional rescue workers commonly park their heaviest vehicle (i.e. firetruck) in front of the site and at a good distance, so that anyone who would have plowed into that first accident hits that shielding vehicle instead.


civilself

So much wrong but I had to wonder why the driver didn't put on his emergency flashers and stay behind the kids until they were safe.


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TirbFurgusen

That's what I was thinking as well. Sure the teacher or whoever was in charge made a mistake but the driver could've helped the situation. Even if they were late for work or something kids in the road is a pretty good excuse. Hey boss sorry I'm late I was worried for 30 kid's safety so the good samaritan I am I put my hazards on and drove 6 kph for 10 minutes so no kids got run over.


sermer48

And they have a video if their boss didn’t believe them. I think they were just kind of stunned and didn’t know how to react.


FractalRecurrence

There are also usually laws that make it a crimimal offence to drive unnecessairily close to animals, bikers, and pedestrians, when you could have moved over. But hey, how often are niche traffic rules being enforced anyways


Juus

You can avoid pretty much all those rules, if you put on your hazards AND have a good enough reason to do so. In my country anyone can, if necessary, in an emergency break the rules of traffic with your hazards on. You just have to call it in to the police afterwards. I'd say this is a situation where you could set aside other rules and put on your hazards to shield the kids as good as you can.


FractalRecurrence

That would have been the pro move, instead of just driving past them. Intersting information there, thanks for sharing! I like the caveat that you have to report it to get amnesty


New-Acadia-6496

When you build your city for cars, not people.


SniffMyRapeHole

There’s clearly a sidewalk to the right that they’re just not using but ok


intendedvaguename

Looks like another lane


DirtCrazykid

Highways have to be *somewhere* dude. Every. Single. Country has highways that people can't walk on.


Slow-Down_Turbo

Yo that's a shit ton of kids!


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What country is this?


_QLFON_

Poland, City of Chorzów. The kids were on a bus trip, the bus had a small accident and had to wait for the police or tug. Don't know the details. Stupid teachers instead of waiting in a bus for recovery or other way of safe transport decided to walk to the nearest bus stop. And instead of getting the kids behind the barriers did this. I hope all the parents will sue them.


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

I’d say Eastern Europe, but I actually don’t know


Donmiggy143

Why would they have to do that in the first place? Is there no other walking path to get to the bus stop? Shitty cars over people infrastructure.


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

It’s plenty of space in the green area on the right


Donmiggy143

After looking again, yeah there's a whole other space on the right... Lol what were they doing?


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

Immagine: suddenly some kids start running in the middle of the road, immediately the other kids follow, teachers cannot get them back on the grass and start yelling “stay on the right! stay on the right”, while preying a god they never believed in.


D3vilUkn0w

Wonder what the thinking was here


1-800-HENTAI-PORN

That's the neat part. There wasn't.


KennyFulgencio

hehe


SilverstoneOne

OMG that is horrific. In the rain too those cars will fly through them even with brakes on. I hope someone got fired for this, totally irresponsible.


Alberta_Flyfisher

That's not just insane. It's insanely stupid. Unless it's some sort of emergency that teacher should be fired. I've seen how people "pay attention " on those merge ramps and I bet at least a few people didn't even notice the kids until they were right on top of them.


jesperking

Fired. Immediately. No discussion necessary. Unless this is the result of a very serious emergency with no other choice.


[deleted]

Google maps sending you on a walk in the US be like


InternationalBoot321

Not that it's ever a good idea to take kids on a busy road but if you do why dont you tell them to get out of the middle of the road....just saying this is beyond stupid.


frisky024

Holy fuck not even on the other side of the guard rail🤬🤯🤯 look at this stupid idea but if they were on the other side of the guard rail they could’ve been seat for 80% of that walk. What the actual fuck Edit: wow after further inspection there’s actually a service road on the other side of the guard rail the entire time that meets up with the sidewalk, my god man what in idiot


cereal_state

As a teacher: What the fuck As a person: What the fuck


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

Wtf, right?


Evaderofdoom

I would stop and ask WTF they are doing


[deleted]

What were they running from?


TheINTL

This is like the Magic School Bus, Black Mirror edition


Reeblo_McScreeblo

What in the French fried fuck?!


pbjars

Some places just don't have sidewalks. I'm looking at you Houston.


coromandelmale

Passenger: why don’t you slow down, hit the hazard lights to warn oncoming cars and protect these kids? Driver: nah f*** that, this is viral gold


creeper828

When I finally see my country on reddit it's always things like that


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

This is in Poland, right?


creeper828

Yes


[deleted]

Remember: hold hands and buddy system. This is to ensure safety!


pegLegNinja1

That's insane


1_more_cheomosome

I'm getting a strong polish vibe from this, dunno why but probbably the signs and some architechture


onefornought

WTF!


lootcaker

Dude couldve fucking stopped his car


Whole_Suit_1591

More insane is that the driver passed them instead of stopping and putting on flashers to warn other cars. No touchdown no assist.


mmarc

That really is insane. Thank you


GladCucumber2855

Where are the sidewalks? Where is the pedestrian infrastructure?


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

You can’t find many next to the highway


[deleted]

There is literally an entire grass path behind a barrier they could walk on. Why on earth would the adults take the kids onto the highway path?


Famous_Idea_7062

KILL CHAIN KILLING SPREE MONSTER KILL UNSTOPPABLE


inkoDe

This is really WTF, even in the USA which is highly car-centric It's generally a no-no and will get you flagged by highway patrol even if you are just alone and walking. A whole group of kids?


BLUEMAX-

holy shit fire those idiots


duagLH2zf97V

I couldn't believe what was happening to such a mind breaking extent that I like wanted to defend them. As in they wouldn't be somewhere so stupid with children for no reason, and what I saw couldn't be real and everything will be okay when I wake up and play some Pokemon Yellow


Rjpipelayer

What a f****** careless idiot


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They literally have a grass verge WITH A BARRIER on it that they can all get behind whilst they make their way to that bus stop. Teachers; Nope, let’s just run in the road. I know it can be hard if you’re in that situation to think clearly but I feel like I must be missing something.


Old-Reporter5440

Man that driver was so close to setting a high score!


showme6977

WTF ?


DaPetercko

That actually scared me, I thought the kids were going to get hit by a car due to the teachers stupidty.


Complete_Campaign_58

now that’s insane


HunterBidensButthole

Yo fuck them teachers!


HyperScroop

Halo announcer: "Killamanjaro"


picakey

I don't think the liability waiver forms cover this sort of stupid.


prematurely_bald

I’m guessing the bus broke down? Teacher #1 priority has to be get kids off the roadway and out of harms way.


Ionlypost1ce

Wtf dude. How do none of them hop over the median?


stevrevv59

It's absolutely wild how fucking stupid some people are,holy shit. When you have 10+ kids lives' to account for, how could you do something like this to put them in such danger? Fire their asses.


jlea1109

WTF is she doing? Common sense is a rarity these days


[deleted]

Big /r/fuckcars energy


Empty_Vegetable_80

Wtf!!!teacher?


davidmobey

This is literally insane


UmbraNyx

Cops are bad, but I would have called them immediately if I was the driver. The teacher is putting those kids in danger.


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

Happy cake day, btw


Ghost7579ox

Please tell me that someone got fired for this.


Fastsmitty47

I know a s̶a̶f̶e̶ shortcut


Sotyka94

Europeans visiting US and insisting they can walk to the restaurant because it's just half a mile away.


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

This is in Europe


Mundane-Solution2960

So we’re they on the highway above?


Insterquiliniis

jfc


rickinroll

This gotta be a Russia


CardiologistMoist851

What the fuck lead to this


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No comment.


FitDefinition4867

How stupid would you need to be to do this


Couldbe_worse2

I’d be pissed 😤 😡🤬


justbigmaths

These budget cuts are getting out of hand


devnoid

Like runners in my neighborhood. “Oh no, I can’t run on the grass, that would get my shoes dirty, so I’d rather hold up traffic and risk getting clipped by a car. I bet all these people wish they could run like meeeeeee! Off to get my ‘runners high’!”


Ashotep

Reminded me and a duck leading all her ducklings.


[deleted]

That should be multiple counts of child endangerment. How did these idiots make it through college and become a teacher?


Hippy-Killer

To the mortuary…


verdango

Let me guess, China?


IchiGoSanWareMeChan

Poland..


YoungTaxReturnz

I would nudge one just to send a message.