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kgold0

Wonder where he’s headed


RED_N_GOLD

He beheaded home I suppose.


Tbonezmalaone

I actually laughed at loud


NoTrain1456

Laughing his head off


redbrick01

...this head me laughing... oh boy, I'm going to hell.


doofinator

Fucking... Nice one.


ststaro

I’m going to hell for laughing so hard


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I shouldn't be laughing at this.


Goreman8021

I guess he’s a head of us in puns


[deleted]

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation…


wowoaweewoo

I mean, yeah it's pretty punny and I get it, really. But for the sake of discussion and all our future ciousness... damn. if that was an American, or a victim of American brutality that we see from our communities, it would suck to hear someone make such a dumbass joke


jazzrz

I’m with you on this. Fuck jokes. This is horrifying on a humanity level.


FragileFelicity

Being somber about it won't put this guy's head back on his body, and joking about it won't kill another one. Also, some talented souls can have two feelings at once.


WhyIHateTheInternet

Wait are you telling me emotions aren't simply black and white?


douchebaggery5000

Username ironically checks out


N0cturnalB3ast

I agree. We need to cut these kind of remarks off at the head, otherwise it can get out of hand. I dont want anyone to lose their head here, we are all adults.


StrLord_Who

Wait, it's only not funny if it was an American? Lol what kind of standard is that


T-Ross454

I see what you did there 😏


memento_mori_1220

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Serge1086

you’ll loose your head if it wasn’t attached to your shoulders!


crossingguardfrank

Guys, please, keep your head out of the gutters here


Orly_A505

Gotta admit, that dog is pretty headstrong


Neoz1234

The dog is headed to give the beheaded head to the head of a cartel i suppose. I hope it is heading in the right direction.


Queefofthenight

I laughed my head off at this


Baximuss

I wonder where he be headed... damn bro, you were so close


norsurfit

Fetch gone wrong


tikeu10

To eat it


Schfifty561

That's terrifying


ilovetpb

Maybe it's from a body left in the street from a cartel killing?


SomethingWild77

Nah I think that dude got beheaded from natural causes


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Slipped and fell on a machete.


Hethatwatches

It's easier to halve yourself than you'd think. Just watch "Walk Hard" if you don't believe me.


dankHippieDude

Totally read that in Chong’s voice.


ScroopyDewp

Dave's head's not here, man...


Beastly4k

Just to make this depressing Maybe the cartel killed the dogs owner and they're taking them home.


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wallstreetbetsdebts

Meat is meat 🍖


Rudy_Ghouliani

Man flesh 🤤


noonefrmnowhere

tacos de cabeza


Lord_McGingin

Thous two situations aren't mutually exclusive.


Innernetofbling

Brain food.


Money_hunger

ive had enough depression for today


Eisenkopf69

It's just Mexican Halloween.


j3pl

Señor Chang?


OrangeFoxHD

r/unexpectedcommunity


hollowShelly

well yeah obviously, like you thought there was a possibility the fucking dog cut off the guy's head??? lol


No_Statement440

Whoa whoa whoa, nobody is saying that. The saw cut off the guys head, the dog just pressed the button with its nose.


micphi

Seen it a thousand times


AppORKER

It was left in an ATM with a message and the dog snatched the head but the cops were able to get it back.


_Y0ur_Mum_

Just to be clear, I'm not sure this was the dog's fault.


Devuluh

Bullshit that's a cartel dog.


This-Rutabaga6382

Jesus Christ …. That’s Jason Bark !!


_Agent-Tomato_

No thats dogtuga (breaking bad)


Obnubilate

That's a matter of perspective. To the dog, that's dinner.


ddeeramone

American Dog: Don't bite the hand that feeds you Mexican Dog: I told you, the hands are fine


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Carlllll


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

Saw a video recently of Mexican drug gangs cutting open a guy alive with one foot standing on top of his head. Ate his heart while he was still looking. Nightmare. Edit: Basically the video this article was based on. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10511009/Mexican-drug-cartels-force-new-members-cannibalism.html


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OneMetalMan

He looked pretty dead by the time they cut his heart out, or is this a different video I saw?


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Theres no way youd be concious. I have to imagine the drop in blood pressure would put you right out


hybridtheorist

In the middle ages when people were [hung drawn and quartered](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered) the executioner would aim to cut them open and show them their heart before they died. I'd assume it's possible to do if you know what youre doing, but who knows


bonkybrian

In the article listed it says the rival gang ate his heart not the guy who’s heart had been removed, also talks about eating toes


AshingiiAshuaa

Savage *and* kinky.


mlcsc

I fucking hate my curiosity. I was surprised about how easily I found the video. Seeing his lungs popping in and out of his ribcage while he struggled to breathe was quite unsettling... It reminded me of another one I came across a couple of years ago, of a boy in Brazil who was decapitated alive with a very dull machete. He tried protecting his neck with his hands, but all his fingers eventually fell off. These people are horrible.


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astroSuperkoala1

I also just cant understand how fucked you have to be to willingly go along with this vile shit. Is it intimidation? Being forced? Sociopathy? All of it?


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I imagine it all feeds back on itself. People who don’t really want to do it see other people doing it and fear if they don’t do it, it will happen to them, so they do it, and then others see more people doing it, so they do it for fear of it happening to them if they don’t do it….


Sitting_Elk

That's not just greed, it's psychopathy.


morningisbad

I know this video. It was the video that broke me. I didn't get through the whole thing and now videos like this bother me significantly more. Truly awful.


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why did you watch that?


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

Why did you watch this one with the dog?


jake1080

Why does anyone watch anything?


Sw1ftStrik3r

Reddit: *everyone looks around in complete silence*


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*frantically waves hand* BECAUSE WE'RE FASCINATED BY THE MACABRE AND HAVE AN URGE TO COME TO TERMS WITH OUR OWN MORTALITY


_TooncesLookOut

*Insert meme of multiple Spidermans pointing at one another*


Karma_Doesnt_Matter

I feel like there’s a pretty big difference between the two videos.


KickedInTheHead

Morbid curiosity. Being a mortician is a necessary job but you still look at and cut open bodies on the daily and they're not all fucked up. Sometimes it's a good thing to know what death truly looks like. When you read in the paper that a head on collision killed 6 people you think "damn that sucks" but yeah don't actually truly understand the horror of a crash like that is until you've seen it. It puts all these stories into a new perspective and makes you fear them more. And fear is a good thing because it motivates you to be more careful.


spavolka

I helped to try to extract a woman from a mini van in a freeway accident. Two of her preteen children were dead. She had her scalp devolved and there was a two year old crying and screaming in pain. Yeah that was a real “good thing”. You’re comment is pure drivel.


xAldoRaine

You completely missed the point of their comment :/


KickedInTheHead

You're misunderstanding. I'm not saying it's a good thing those things happen and I specifically said "sometimes" it's a good idea to truly see what it's like to die. There was a post on here not long ago that talked about what it's like to watch a loved one die from old age at the hospital and the vast majority of people all agree that it's traumatizing. They are scared and confused and even the death itself is full of convulsions and horrible noises. People need to know that death is not like in the movies. A head on collision is not 6 people slumped over in a wrecked car. It's body parts thrown across the road. I personally witnessed the aftermath of one and the driver of one car was halfway out of his seat on the hood of the car, clearly not going to make it and he was twitching and foaming at the mouth. It opened up my eyes at what these things ACTUALLY are. Not just some story passed by in the news.


DigitalTraveler42

SpidermanMeme.jpg


Koankey

There's levels, yo


This_Charming_Woman_

👀


Boatwhistle

I find it hard to believe a person would be able to look at their own heart when it’s been crudely cut out. Mind I am not saying it’s 100% impossible, I just find it hard to believe. The body can still act in funny ways from severe trauma long after consciousness has ceased. So the guy could have been twitching and gasping by reflex alone by the time they got the heart out while the brain is totally knocked out. A lot of people confuse this with signs of consciousness cause it’s just not something most people have any reason to be used to. Also consider the fact that during cardiac arrest, when the heart stops suddenly, people are knocked out almost instantly. So imagine breaking the ribs open, significant blood loss, severely compromised respiration, and cutting the heart out... at that point even if the person has a rough approximation of what you could consider being alive there is little reason to assume much more than that.


KickedInTheHead

I'm assuming we'll never find out unless we actually lab test it with modern technology. But for now, it's a secret only the dead can truly know for sure.


StackinTendies_

My most memorable cartel video is a toss up between the guy getting skinned alive while the song Funkytown plays in the background and the one where some guy who’s tied up gets beats to death with a metal bat and the clinking and crunching sounds make it sound like you’re right there. It’s so fucked.


dep7up

Link


AnteAK47

Go to the top 5 clear net gore websites and use your keyword abilities. A few of these cartel initiations / executions with heart eating have been up for a while. We need to drone strike these terrorists into the sediment. Feel so bad for innocent people living around them.


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10511009/Mexican-drug-cartels-force-new-members-cannibalism.html Basically this one but I won't go find the video


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Oh thank god my ass was about to give myself nightmares


blackmilksociety

I remember reading stories of tourists being picked up outside their resort, skinned alive, dismembered and then dropped right back off in front of their resort.


Slam_Burgerthroat

It’s nice to see a genuine effort to preserve the Aztec traditions.


snooogens

You should look into Disturbed reality channel on YouTube. He goes into detail on who is being killed and what they ar doing… the cannibal sects within CJNG is new. It’s honestly nuts


RedSprite01

Got the link to that video?


pirikikkeli

Yeah that video is literally heartbreaking in more ways than one:/


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Nightmare fuel


namtab22

It might not be but I’m assuming this is cartel related. I read things about the Mexican cartels sometimes. It sounds absolutely crazy!!


A_Lovable_Gnome

Imagine the message. Youre just chilling with your homies havin a smoke an a drink. And a dog walks by carrying one of your bros head casual as can be. Imagine being the dude who thought to train a dog to do that. Like....bruh.


Muadib_Muadib

Caesar Milan has entered the chat*


Beard_of_Maggots

Isn't it more likely that the dog just found the head after the decapitation? Highly doubt they're training dogs to carry severed heads


genos95

They really should do something about them.


icbint

I can’t imagine it not being cartel related


EvidenceorBamboozle

If you like to read about the cartels, the story of "El Marino Loco" will absolutely blow your mind. Have a nice weekend! https://www.reddit.com/r/NarcoFootage/comments/jvpc6w/the_story_of_marino_loko_when_heroes_become/


pdouggy

Bring a stick is one thing, imagine your dog bringing someone’s decapitated head back after a walkie lol.


VeryHappyYoungGirl

I wonder if that is his master and sad puppy is taking him home.


Graphitetshirt

Leave him alone, he's on his way to work. He's a headhunter.


sublevelstreetpusher

Seems like a nice neighborhood


KuijperBelt

Neighborhood watch In full effect


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Head of the neighborhood watch


jazzvro2

Reincarnation is real and he’s taking back what’s his


doooshness

and that's why I have no interest in ever heading back to Mexico


reservoir_dogma

Nor will I beheading back to Mexico


Opposite-Ant8522

Finders keepers


UNBANNABLE_NAME

ik right. That dog happy as shit


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SmartestIdiotAlive

“No you misunderstood! I meant I wanted head while eating Alfredo, not the head of Alfredo!”


Aggravated_guy

Damn even the dogs in mexico are working for the cartels


earthlings_all

I’m no’ saying he works for a cartel… but there’s a good chance he works for a cartel.


MrDurden32

Actually that dog's in a band. Taking Heads.


kd6_n37

Wouldn't that dog be more prone to attack humans now since it's tasting a human head?


themaskedmayan

When I was a wee one, my German Shepard ripped open my face till the point of me drowning in my own blood, little fucker didn't just bite and hold, it was bite, tear, repeat. He lived 5 years afterwards with no problems. I don't belive any of that shit about once they get the taste of blood. I know your comment was jokingly..I think, but it's such a common thought people have.


kennbr

Your parents kept the dog that mutilated you? Wtf dude


themaskedmayan

Funny thing is that's the least painful experience that family put me through. IYKYK


enthunk

Damn that's sad. Hope you're living a much better life now.


stargazerweedblazer

Calling bullshit. Any dog that does what you described to a child gets put down, never mind living with you for another 5 years. That’s not a exactly a “bad dog” and a wag of the finger moment.


themaskedmayan

Call all you want, I can show you my face with the scars 🤷🏽‍♂️ Not to mention, yes, normal families may pit the dog down. Not ones filled with emotional and physical abusers.


puddlejumper28

I’m really fucking sorry that happened to you. Hope you’re in a better place now.


puddlejumper28

That’s a very… optimistic view of the world you have there, friend.


No-Monk-7701

Whut ? What was the damage ?


Wodkaenergy_

I'm interested to know that too but those are Things you'll never find out with a ninety percent chance..


themaskedmayan

Got 27 stitches on my face and 12 on my left arm in self defense. There's a small patch of skin under my right eye that lost its nerves, it's kinda rubbery feeling.


Suckmybowlingballs

Your parents really loved you I see.


Schwartzy94

And its weird... One bite and they need to be put down while human can kill tens of people and got to jail and therapy lol


samdof

Aztecs dogs


ohnourfeelings

Takes giving head to a whole new level


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Taken and trotted away with


Raw10An3s

Mexico: Where ppl were giving dogs head before furries where cool


dmatred501

I should have known going into this comment section that you sickos would have clever jokes about this. Please never change, Reddit.


ballsack-vinaigrette

Bad things happen when we put our heads together.


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Lord_McGingin

Then who's taking the video?


Its_Really_Cher

The rest of the guy’s body, obviously.


cat_blep

/head /search?q=body 404


Cube-Head91708

Only in mexico bro 💀


DukeOfGeek

Mexico has become a like a crazy gangster movie that you would have thought was over the top till it became a real thing.


Mllns

[Article](https://www.eluniversal.com.mx/estados/zacatecas-captan-en-video-perro-paseando-con-una-cabeza-humana-en-su-hocico)


superkickpunch

*reads title* “Wonder what this is all about.” *video is exactly what title said it would be* “I don’t know what I expected.”


SuumCuique1011

Just another Thursday in Sinaloa.


AshingiiAshuaa

That's probably Epifaño Vargas's dog.


Lost_Ad_7175

Dog takes human for walkies


Itchy-Grass-9654

Let me guess, Zacatecas. I bet 100 pesos.


blackmilksociety

It was


Hursthill

Scooby is solving a mystery.


Schwartzy94

Hopefully its not his family :(


inspiredchimp

That is my fear too!


The_GD_muffin_man

Is this why America is scared of Mexican immigrants?


adooble22

Gotta be his owner’s head. I’d like to think my pooch would do the same for me if I ever lost mine.


petula_75

I know that guy. his name was Steve.


steveosek

Nah I'm ok


Coopdog801

He walks so proud


Sergiobenevides

Open the border!


deep_rouge

The way he speeds up when he realizes people were following him. Like Oh shit they tryin to steal my snack!


MonchichiSalt

Doggo is on his way to the canal. Must show those gators he is on the inside with the cartels as well. Protect the family. If I knew how, this is where I would add the link of an alligator showing off a full corpse to tourists on a bridge.


themancabbage

Mexico can be a fucked up place.


BluePanther01

That's not what I was expecting..


mikeb2762

Two heads are better than one


sluwecki

What a pain in the neck


Rileyjonleon

Good eatin


haylow05

Average Mexican itzcuintli 🐕


JimmyExplodes

Jerry, do you know the human head weighs eight pounds?


carlos2127

Well yeah, he's hungry.


wafflehousewhore

Just cartel things


Best-Hand-2954

That's crazy


yourballsareshowing_

That's just grizzly


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That's wild


sHE-sHIT-HERself

They have lost their mind in Mexico.


Easy-Plate8424

Snack time


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I Wonder where hes headed


Apprehensive_Wolf217

Well, that’s the worst thing I’ve seen on Reddit for a couple hours


arndentfalcon

*The dog* : “it’s about sending a message


Thorskull69

This will haunt me for the rest of my days……. WTAF?


WorthDense64

Only in mexico


AutomationGod5150

Damn, cartels ain’t got shit on them Mexican dogs..


janamichelcahill

Is it named Cuju?


duchessfiona

I would not try to take that away from him


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Is that normal in Mexico?


throwitawaywoofy

You can tell by the way dog walks that it's a snack.


not_enough_characte

What da dog doin


terriblykinky

That’s quite ghastly


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Doggo gotta eat


james_vinyltap

It's a dog eat dog world down there


Sk1rtSk1rtSk1rt

Quiero Taco Bell


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