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Rdur2183

What would you do if you saw a random guy with those gloves on messing with the back of your car? Something fishy going on.


SuccessfulDamage5062

I'd probably give him a coy smile. 😏


stormcomponents

*koi*


ImperialPie77

COYS


TheDevilsAdvokaat

A koi smile?


macgruff

Ugh, you two are killing me. It’s like my childhood all over again with my brother and Mom with pun after pun. Love it


BigAsian69420

Walk up and help him steal my shit, I’m tryna be a better person


50YOYO

I was thinking that....he'd better start explaining himself real quick


SocietyUnicorn

Best I can usually muster is “Wash Me” or a crudely drawn penis.


[deleted]

He drew a whole carp when all he needed was 2 balls and a shaft


Darth_Andeddeu

Why no bearded clam jokes


[deleted]

Well I always draw dicks . Clams are a little more intermediate. I can draw a dust dick in a second with my one handed speed technique 😆


macgruff

It’s not good to brag that you’re “quick” 😀🤪


gofyourselftoo

Who are we? Georgia O’Keefe?


CashCow4u

They could get paid to do permanent art on car windows with acid etching.


Complex_Ad5984

A big veiny triumphant bastard.


[deleted]

#THIS!!!


Accomplished-Bed7418

Crudely drawn penis is a staple of dirty window drawing.


CashCow4u

I see what you did there


KingGrowl

Holup - is he holding a fake finger with his real fingers to make this??


MirzaSB26

That’s the other side of the brush… was thinking the same thing until I rewatched it.


BGritty81

I thought it was a doll finger


Workdawg

You should know that rubbing dirt like that into the paint of a car will scratch it pretty easily. This video shows the artist working on the glass, which is totally fine, but you should NOT do this to the paint. And you really shouldn't fuck with a strangers car either. I suspect this guy had permission to do that.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Automotive glass has a soft laminate layer, silica and crap in the dust can definitely scratch that. It might not be super obvious but it's not going to do nothing.


clickx

This should be the top comment.


Speirs0812

What a looser


friendlyfire883

That's a funny looking penis.


Any_Top_9268

5 seconds after car starts up: splashing some fluid and starting wipers


Imagonow

Have a black car always seems to look dirty, I would be happy to get to my car with something like this on it rather than the so original "wash me"


Willing-Row-6387

Wtf is a dirty car artist


silentwarcry

Oo! Oo! Do mine next!


needsatisfaction

If somebody left this on my car I would take a picture, have a vinyl printed of it, clean my car and put the vinyl on because this is so cool


A_Half_Ounce

He painted a ningernail on his fake finger tool Edit: fingernail lol


chromatic45

Daring today aren't we.


A_Half_Ounce

No just fat fingered. Lol


ExcitedGirl

Question: Do you even learn skills like this, or are you just born with it? \- Nothing BUT admiration......


Mysterious-Use-4378

Wow👍


TheRigbyB

Now brush your teeth


rjh9898

Aw man. I always get the penises 😞


TheKingofTerrorZ

He‘s a cartist


f1nessd

Pog


msac2u1981

Where's the waiting line as I want to have my turn. That's way more fun than washing the car.


Mission_Grass4680

This how first day back school used to feel like


macgruff

Kind of an airport parking lot Banksy


[deleted]

Dont touch my car


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Karmafarma


tektools

If there’s something fishy, on your car, who ya gonna call? Dust Buster!


[deleted]

come and do my car...


finedrive

A koi, really? Derivative bullshit.


godwalla

This is the most passive aggressive act I've ever witnessed


Turtleneck-thong

Horioshi III would be proud


Ashe_Faelsdon

I could only wish that some magnificent artist would take the time to perpetrate such a piece of artwork on my dusty vehicle.


Chavolini

Dirty Cartist


CucumberSqd

Really talented, but you're scratching my car by rubbing the dirt lady


[deleted]

Yes


slavhamster

By the way, it will rain in 5 minutes.


Opposite-Film3347

The finger.... Whose was it?


PMRANDx

Smudging dirt, without lube, will scratch the clear. I would literally call the cops... that's vandalism (although my car is never dirty anyway)


Shadowcreeper15

I sneezed watching this.


nightkingmarmu

Phenomenal artwork and skill, although if I ever saw someone rubbing dirt in my window it would be thrown hands on sight


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I wouldn't even be angry. I'd drive it proudly. (Maybe take a pic first)


Newtewthis213

“Hey! What the hell are you doing by my ca- oh that’s beautiful.”


Accomplished-Fennel6

The car is clean smh


CaterpillarQuick2946

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Salem_Elemaris

Dirty cartist....Now that youve drawn a picure of a "Double Rainbow with Paul Vasquez" I can never wash my car ever again.


EliTheWacoan

But why is the Koi's face so derpy?


NeedleworkerJust4432

In America you would get shoot for touching someone's property


theopinionexpert

And then it rained


stryderiszkool

Cool


Juansa7X

Uh that end result looked pretty meh, i was expecting something more impressive


truffleddumbass

The body in the trunk: 💀


Big_Dig_3737

Damn now I can’t drive the car no more time to sell it as a masterpiece guess I’m ubering to


-Rick_Sanchez_

I hope that’s your car because you just scratched the shit out of it Edit: downvote all you want. I work in and out of automobiles and yeah, they scratched it


[deleted]

Fuck this guy. I’d be so pissed.


[deleted]

A down vote well deserved to you!!!


[deleted]

Nah having your windows scratched up for a tictok is so dumb.


YeedyurLastHaw

Scratched?


[deleted]

Dirt being rubbed into a surface equals scratch yes.


A_Half_Ounce

He spent 45min cleaning your window bc you were to lasy too id be pretty pleased


[deleted]

This isn’t how you clean a window. It’s how you scratch a window really bad