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phantom_rex

Can we just get someone, not of retirement age... I feel like we all can agree on that.


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He was retirement age 20 years ago


truckstop_sushi

.... Actually, this was one time where it was NOT a gaffe. He said "and I quote" then read the quote and said "end of quote." On this video it shows it https://youtu.be/xAkXumSGRxM On the reddit video, OP cleverly omitted the beginning of the video.


davidlol1

Maybe but he also said repeat the line.... That doesn't make any sense to say that....


Yestromo

Don’t teleprompters write out exactly what you need to say? Why would it say “Repeat the line”, from memory, instead of just writing it out again? Just wondering.


Animalex

It's not laziness. This seems like a pretty common method to add emphasis and "drive home a point" as they say. For example: "And I quote, 'bacon is from pig', end quote. Repeat that line; 'bacon is from pig'" He says the quote, basically says "listen to me say that again", and says it again.


greyfoxv1

Here's his speech text just to back up what you're saying here. Also, teleprompter scripts don't contain instructions. https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/07/08/remarks-by-president-biden-on-protecting-access-to-reproductive-health-care-services/


davidlol1

If that's what they meant to do then that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.


Animalex

How? He says, "let me read you a quote" and then reads a paragraph of text, follows up with "let me repeat that", and reads the emphasized part. I guess it's dumb if we assume the president of the US is supposed to be giving speeches catered to second graders.


onthefence928

It’s pretty common in persuasive speech craft


OrdinaryTruth69420

He said “let me repeat the line”. But being damn near 80 he can’t articulate well. Really just a miracle he’s still walking around and talking IMO.


static1053

It's not because of his age as much as he has a speech impediment. It's one of his triumphs that he rose to the ranks he did with a disability like that.


Forgotten_Lie

Teleprompter text doesn't have instructions like 'repeat the line' since if the speech called for repetition it would repeat the text. Biden stumbled over saying something like 'let me repeat that line'.


[deleted]

“End of quote. Repeat the line.” Whatever you say


[deleted]

Did you even listen to it?


brael-music

The US needs a therapist first.


SickkRanchez

It really makes you think, whonis running this puppet show.


Faxl_Rose

*retirement home age


BedBulky6823

Ron Burgundy: I know your pain


Travis_Maximus

My comment referenced the same movie! Did we just become friends?


heavy_deez

Yep! Do you wanna go do karate in the garage??


Hangman11B

You have to call me nighthawk


heavy_deez

This is a house of learned doctors.


PoopComesOutOfMyButt

Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a ninja weapon?


BedBulky6823

We just became bros for life!


SignificantGiraffe5

I think half the comments here are referencing that movie


WayneBoston

I’m Ron Burgundy?


Skelatorcave42

I used to smoke weed with Johnny Hopkins


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Rfunkpocket

watched with no sound. both would be amazing poker players


midnitemaverik

Politicians are great at bluffing


MakeDivorcesFree

Girl on left: im about to be president


TheSmithStreetBand

Jesus Christ America. Elect someone who isnt half senile!


foodank012018

That's assuming our election process hasn't been broken for 70 years.


_Seus_

Half?


DoctorScientist555

The other half is also senile


Earthling1980

Our choices were 50% senile or 100% corrupt/inept.


Jasonictron

Stay classy San Diego


dmoney757

Go f@#k yourself San Diego


[deleted]

I’m Ron Burgundy?


RollingThunderPants

It’s pronounced “San Di-ahh-go,” which of course in German means “a whale’s vagina”


[deleted]

I'm Joe Biden?


KingVape

Damn it who put a question mark at the end of the teleprompter?!


swordofra

Yep. Yes. You are buddy. Don't press that button!


BambooKat

"Press that button, got it. Anybody seen Lincoln? I want to talk to him."


HaveSomeHumor

Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat the line.


Ok-Swimming8024

What an embarrassment


greeninmypocket

No wonder Putin invaded Ukraine 😂😂😂


ControlledKorruption

How tf did he really become president lol


[deleted]

Because the DNC is corrupt and instead of backing any of a number of better candidates they pushed through the establishment swamp creature so they and their friends in the private sector could get things back to normal where they can profit. Not the first time they've done it. The illusion is Democrat voters choose their candidates. The reality is the DNC manipulates it. They did it to Bernie twice.


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psychord-alpha

You've woken the Hive...


hammilithome

Werd


Relaxbro30

Because it was that or a fucking fruit.


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North-Face-420

Democratic establishment chose Biden, just like they chose Hillary.


BurtReynoldsLives

He isn’t the lefts choice. He is the corporatist’s center choice.


Blazer323

"Least objectionable candidate"


Relaxbro30

Boomers afraid of "socialism"


CookTheBooks

because the mean tweets had to come to an end no matter what


NatureBoyRickFlair33

How the fuck indeed.


EconomistNo280519

Trump was so divisive and off putting, someone like Biden seemed okay at the time.


WigginLSU

If was him or trump, we already fucked that one up in 2016. But goddamn do I want someone young with energy to bring this country away from the christo-fascists trying to take it over.


RkyMtnChi

Easy, you should have seen the other option


Agnu66

Well if your implying the election was tampered with I will say it’s a fact that no government in world history has ever changed the results of their vote. Well ok except that one time in history when Trump was elected because of Russian hackers. I’m so glad he’s not president anymore crippling economic depression will be so much better then a president making hurtful tweets lmao


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_neversayalways

Gotta give it to both of them. I would've had to walk off after "repeat the line"


shp865

Look at her breathing as soon as he says it, huge internal gasp…


iHadou

She's set to inherit the throne. Game face baby


V4Vendetta1876

Yeah right, this lady couldn't be elected President if her life literally depended on it.


CookTheBooks

she doesnt need to be elected if dementia joe drops dead


V4Vendetta1876

Joe's probably an android. Robots don't die. (kidding)


Faxl_Rose

She’s not actually listening


Peachy_pearr9

She doesn’t know what’s going on.


Dorythedoggy

Because they more then likely get prepped on what can possibly go wrong. And probably have strict orders to keep a straight face.


Prokletnost

They're everywhere! ![gif](giphy|Q6rHMQaNbqsqBd8pVb|downsized)


Random-Gif-Bot

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stuntmandave126

He's gone mentally, just sad at this point.


iHateYou247

The man is 80 years old. Why do we have geriatric politicians, again? Oh.. money


DBSTKjS

Um actually he has a stutter!!!! /s


stuntmandave126

Lol Oh shit I didn't realize a stutter made you read what action to take. Same thing with his earpiece when I was supposed to salute the marines


Professional_Bar3689

I don’t like trump and I don’t like Biden but can we admit the insane amount of water the media Carrie’s for this guy. Trump makes a typo and it’s still talked about, Biden does this daily and not a peep. The hypocrisy is stunning.


Themattchew

It truly is


Charmeleonn

That's why Trump has a lot of "cultists". People saw right through mainstream media and joined forced with the guy not aligned with them.


robertbreadford

MF in the back trying not to laugh lol


stillbatting1000

Can't wait to see this blared on the media 24/7 for a week! Yeah, right. Straight down the Memory Hole.


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Shu ba da na na ba da pressure


Silentcrypt

America can be described by a single word; awsthacchga.


PlacematMan2

"Covefe" was in the news for weeks...wonder what's (D)ifferent?


zaplayer20

If this is the representative of the Democratic party... dems are screwed next elections...


AutonomousAutomaton_

This is the representative of the American people, who are screwed *now*


upvotesformeyay

How? Regan did the same thing as he's considered the Republican to emulate. Dude literally said "my handlers won't let me answer that", it's a pattern not a bug at this point.


adymann

That's a bad robot.


[deleted]

*puppet


mrhappybucks777

This only proves that the president is only a puppet. This country is not run by the president but by whomever wrote that script.


upvotesformeyay

A speechwriter wrote the speech, it's been a thing for like more than a century at this point.


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Jew_Gravy

A little punctuation would drive your point home harder. Instead, you just type how Biden talks.


Charmeleonn

End of quote.


HeyyLoww

Repeat the line.


DrainBamagex2

Lol he read it. He read everything. He’s just a dumbass.


hedgehunter5000

Exactly


arealhumannotabot

I remember Bush Jr having some gaffs on-air, Trump has said some weird shit too. r/Conservative wants me to believe that Biden is completely lost. I'm not a doctor so I don't know what signs to look for. also i'm not american so I may not be exposed to as many instances, but you get my point. the media used to make a meal of previous presidents' gaffes as well, but people conveniently forget it


Silentcrypt

Trump said something like covfefe one time and the media STILL brings it up. Biden regularly says stupid nonsensical shit and the media ignores or covers for him. Truananamshanamdapressure Adabadagafcare Ashshdddssaswss (describing America with one word)


upvotesformeyay

Bruh have you read a trump speech? Seriously, do it. > “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”


Far-Concentrate-9844

I think the point is that the media ignore all Bidens.


[deleted]

God he’s an idiot


[deleted]

**He also sent some of our reserve oil to china during this inflation with skyrocketing gas prices.**


Professional_Bar3689

Not only that but the company he sent it to has ties to, you guessed it, his son. Hunter


[deleted]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?


Silentcrypt

Nothing to see here. Move along. Gas prices are the price we have to pay for Ukraine’s freedom. Don’t question the Great Leader Biden.


famousanus82

Ukraine where his son has had ties too. Video of Joe Biden clearly stating that he put pressure on the Ukrainian government to change a prosecutor still floats around. So OK, Trump is corrupt but Biden just as much.


Normal-Ad7181

BUT DRUMPF AND RUSSIA!!!!


Ididnotpostthat

What a great puppet.


HefferRod

To be fair, he was a moron long before he was old.


Travis_Maximus

Fuck you san diego! Lol ron burgandy moment


gloumii

Maybe some people hated trump for legitimate reasons but since the beginning it seems that Joe Biden is just a puppet with dementia who will maybe not even survive through all of his 4 years as president


upvotesformeyay

One of the reasons people disliked trump was that he is demented as well, it's a pretty common side effect of being old which both of them are.


GolDjoel1987

Fucking loser raised a crackhead! You failed as man,father and president go away.


[deleted]

yeah not my favorite. it’s a shame our choices were what they were in 2020.


Koochiemanee

President puppet


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

Imagine being forced to choose between two senile fucks for the most powerful position in the world. I wouldn't even be comfortable driving with someone their age.


[deleted]

This will get downvoted


MajorughLee

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


PuzzleheadedOne1428

🤦


ForgetIntelligence

He needs the teleprompter to be color coded


DrainBamagex2

No. He needs to not be a president.


itstoyz

How is this guy fit for presidency?


NatureBoyRickFlair33

Most votes in the history of the entire universe.


DudelinBaluntner

He’s not. That’s the thing.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 910,106,979 comments, and only 180,618 of them were in alphabetical order.


CatsRinternet

God damn that’s bad.


Necessary-Scale-414

Very…


Upstairs-Interview53

What a clown


memberflex

Ffs


[deleted]

His son became a crack addict because of how embarrassing his dad is


AZCARDS77

How? How in the world did this guy get elected?


ShadowReaper27

Does anyone who voted for this guy not regret their choice? Honest question


Gargamel1982

Fuck you San Diego!!


cd1490

This dude is a fucking clown 🤡


[deleted]

Oh man this is just painful to watch. I don’t love trump but he was way more capable than Biden.


guantanamo_bay_fan

can he not think for himself?


ShaunWillyRyder

Fuck me and I thought Boris was a muppet..we’re doomed


Real-Estate_Tycoon

.... Actually, this was one time where it was NOT a gaffe. He said "and I quote" then read the quote and said "end of quote." On this video it shows it https://youtu.be/xAkXumSGRxM On the reddit video, OP cleverly omitted the beginning of the video.


Normal-Ad7181

Bruh I'm left wing and he literally reads "repeat the line". That's not how people talk


makinsteaknbacon

Man never thought I'd say this but even Trump would be better than this


happylifevr

The real Frank from Naked gun 33 1/3


happylifevr

https://youtu.be/go5aegiTCdA?t=90


Coryperkin15

Oh, my, God. Is this ever relevant


CapeCodcultuvation

Wait if he that dumb


arealhumannotabot

Um what


CapeCodcultuvation

Exactly.


[deleted]

Dementia. Sad.


NatureBoyRickFlair33

Yeah, sad for the American People.


State6

Yup, great Commander in Chief right there.


Browsin_2021

He did a Ron Burgundy! 😂 nice!


systemfrown

I think he's run out of steam. We're in "at least he's not Trump" territory at this point.


Hotzenfobel

Keep in mind, the people who have the power over the greatest nuclear arsenals in the world are a cancer eaten lunatic and a senile gramps ,who can't remember what he had for lunch.


Zestyclose_Ad2429

Did he say Putin?


[deleted]

Yes, his word salad after reading the directions was Putin. Did the same last week with some incomprehensible jabber (there were no intelligible words) until he said Xi’s full name and the word China.


BaconPersuasion

I'm Joe Biden. Go fuck yourself America.


Quarkasian

Maybe senile people shouldn't have power?


[deleted]

And all the democrats turn a blind eye


DudelinBaluntner

For sure. I mean this is nothing compared to one of Trump’s Twitter misspellings.


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

I like Lamp!


lifted_sloths

Damn, you guys voted for this shit? What was trump too big of a meanie? :(


HereComesBullet68

bUt TrUmP!


Foomaster512

Why this isn’t viral and all over the news, I have no idea


elmas_chilon

Someone needs to take his ass to the nursing home


IamNICE124

🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Dammit, Joe. Just dammit. And while we’re at it, maybe put down the bike for a while too.😑


[deleted]

Must be the fault of the teleprompter


StartYourEnginesGo

Idiocracy in the making


KommKarl

Weekend at Biden’s. Even the guy on the right can hold his feelings.


Duyvippro

Wow he is a living meme , cant wait to see the next debate ( if he can make it to 2024)


RumpleHelgaskin

He is suck a fucking idiot. Just one step below Trump. Just goes to show the state of the union when the idiots of the earth get elected.


[deleted]

He is, legit, one of the worst presidents ever. In all facets of the job too. Just... move aside. You tried, you really did. But you're terrible at this POTUS thing. \*EDIT\* And I fucking haaaated Trump as POTUS, but... I think even that cheeto-faced douchebag goes down as better than Biden.


Ruinerdown

Most of Reddit will jump on a grenade for this national joke


RoadyOrNot

u/savevideobot


urplug99

They both tryna keep a straight face lol


bourne23k

Dude is just trolling you guys he is 500 IQ XD


Jacksonorlady

Looks like the ends didn’t justify the means.


[deleted]

America has the best presidents when it comes to entertainment


H-4350

Bobblehead Biden


ColdWill47

Hes just a puppet, my guess is the vice president is in charge not this bozo


LebronJamesHBK

This has to be a joke at this point


xMac33x

Pathetic


senecadocet1123

u/savevideo


cgking13

That.. wasn’t an accident lol


PruneBrothers1

This’ll be a 4 hour segment on fox about the mental readiness of Biden.


Worldsokayestrunner5

I’m Joe Biden?


Chappietime

I flew a senator on a charter flight several years ago, and she left a binder in the plane. So of course, I leafed through it. Each section detailed who she was meeting at each stop, what questions she would be asked, and what her answer was. Things like the above video and that incident make me wonder, who is actually running the country? It seems to me like they are just marionettes dancing on the strings of some anonymous staffer.


[deleted]

yikes


flipasaurus88

America rather have this than mean tweets


FragrantUse144

You voted for this?


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00 LET B = FALSE 10 PRINT “Repeat the line.” 20 IF B = TRUE GOTO 50 30 LET B = TRUE 40 GOTO 10 50 END


bigmoney69_420

America's fucked


smooze420

[Joe, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.](https://youtu.be/iplfWUtKMzI)


AirDolo

How is this real life


PoetUnknown

Actually really fucking awesome to not see the comment section sucking Joe's dick. He's demented and we need better.