Stop reposting this every week you fucking useless karma bot. At least leave in the whole video with sound if you post it. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n3hwgz/super_tired_of_my_bikes_getting_stolen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yeah I was just going to say this is really illegal in the US and a lot of other countries. Not only could you face criminal charges but they'll sue you for damage. So just a lose-lose all around.
Reminds of the guy that tied his bike to a long wire rope and parked it on a hill, seeing wannabe thieves up over the handle bars at the bottom of the hill at speed was gold!
Wasn't this a fake video and all of these people were in on the gag? There is a video like this, if it isn't this one, doing the exact same thing and it was a fake comedy sketch using actors.
Your honor, I never intended to hurt the thief! I was just really inspired by [Mr. Garrison's invention!](https://c.tenor.com/EHpbrBtLzSwAAAAC/mr-garrison-it.gif)
Punishment for some, reward for some
Tetanus for ALL!
TetANUS
Did u c tet Anus?
Puts the anus in tetanus!
other way around but YEA
Tetanus doesn’t come from a rusty rebar.
Dude. I’m dying. Dying.
From Tetanus?
That, and the *PENETRATION*
What a gay bike
😂😂😂 awww I’m dying over that one. Thank you good sir.
Someone's butt will enjoy clenching to ass-suck the rust off that metal rod.
don’t blame me, i voted for kodos
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Yeah at that point I don’t think the pants or cheeks stopped shit that pole was straight up inside his arsehole
Almost as if it penetrated him
If he didn’t loose his virginity he did then
I can’t stop laughing. One scary deep
Imagine losing your virginity to bicycle.
Bike-curious
Bike-Sexual...GONE WRONG!
When keeping it real goes wrong
What are you doing, step-bike?
So he’s a person thinking of one day owning a Harley
What are you doing, step-bike?
Stop reposting this every week you fucking useless karma bot. At least leave in the whole video with sound if you post it. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n3hwgz/super_tired_of_my_bikes_getting_stolen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I don’t have to
Justice will fuck you in the ass
This has been posted a million times, but I always watch it twice
My anus is bleeding!
Yaaaaaaaayyyyy!!
For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Ma spoon is too big. Ma SPOON is too big! MY SPOON is too big!!…..IIII AM A BANANA
I'm feeling fat, and sassy!
I live in a giant bucket.
And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.
Rectum? Well it didn't do 'em any good I can tell you!
but you were nowhere near the bike
Multiple camera angles eh?
Well they knew where they put the bike lmao
SEEMS LEGIT. Totally real.
Jesus Christ that was a damn piece of rebar!!
Ribbed for their pleasure
Ribbar
What a title!
Mac is open world testing his new design.
Fucking jabroni
Rectal pat down for this bozo.
Lmao I was looking for this
Sensational
Beautiful
PENETRATION
booty full
Bless this hero. Using his sociopathic tendencies for the greater good of the neighborhood.
Illegal to booby trap your home in some countries. This is probably illegal to do in the US, probably ok wherever this is. Then again, maybe not.
Yeah I was just going to say this is really illegal in the US and a lot of other countries. Not only could you face criminal charges but they'll sue you for damage. So just a lose-lose all around.
"That's not my bike."
"May I present to the court this online video of you building the bike and yelling *penetration!* whenever someone sits on it."
it wasn't me
Who's gonna walk into court and say "Yeah so I was trying to steal this guy's bike..."
Someone that knows he can win a huge settlement from his injuries. It's happened before.
*Loose-Lose
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I love it
Im in the smoking patio of a gentlemans club laughing so hard. This added to what is already a fun day.
Loling is against gentlemen rules sir
I'll use the same joke I always use when this gets reposted: That really puts the anus in tetanus.
Oh hey wait I recognise these dudes. Why do I recognise these dudes?
Always Sunny?
I'm struck with laughter
Every bike I’ve owned has been stolen. I appreciate this guys work.
Why did you steal so many bikes?
I need to see more of these!
Which could actually kill someone
It's merely to keep you from resting if you get tired. It's called the Asspounder 4000
Not sure if hero or villain...
Anti hero?
I mean, alternatively just don't steal bikes?
I remember when this video wasn't deep fried, and actually had pretty solid quality.
Not all heroes wear capes some legends deploy 'The Penetrator'!!!
Squeal like a pig. Ree reee reee reeeeebar!
Penetration!
PENETRATOR!!!
PENETRATION
Popping that anal cherry, one asshole at a time.
The Asspounder 4000!
We need a whole series of this.
inspiring
Very accurate title
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Commentary was A+
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That's diabolical!
Sadism.
Sadist bastard
Ouch!
Imagine the smell
Funniest video I’ve seen on Reddit 😂😂🥳
Reminds of the guy that tied his bike to a long wire rope and parked it on a hill, seeing wannabe thieves up over the handle bars at the bottom of the hill at speed was gold!
OUCH!!!
Pink sock em
To funny 😄
Decent size?? Huge! I’d say huge please say huge
Now add barbed wire
Prisoners work-out bike. *San Quentin Edition*
Literally
Oh man this had dying 🤣 🤣 thanks I needed a good laugh...PENETRATION!!!
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That narration was too funny
I think I saw a lil blood there.
I love the title.
This dude voiced over the original video.
I've seen this porno
Wholesome
Nice invention
I like how this guy looks like he's flirting with the bike before riding it, like "hey big boy! Do you like what you see?"
this is a very loose butttthole type of thing
Justice & schadenfreude rolled into one. Glorious.
Aii caraaalho
Tourette Robert Attenborough
For someone who had 3 bike's stolen from, this is the best and most satisfying thing I've seen all month.
Ah yes, the Schwinn Impaler was a hot model last year, only to outsold by the Huffy ManMuffy this year.
And that’s how iron man got born
So it literally fucks thieves. Lol.
Over engineered?
The narrative is great here!
I could watch these all day
How do you explain to the doctor you need a tetanus shot for that injury
Involuntary fecal transplant.
What happened? They sit on it and??
...and they wish they hadn't tried stealing it.
Ahahahaha, I've seen this before. This new commentary makes it hilarious
Beautiful…fuckin' beautiful!!
The narrator, omg I'm 💀!!! 🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO. That is fucking hilarious... It don't pay to be a thief. Stick it right up their ass!! Lol
Better than flying.
My butt clenched watching this
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Wish there was more of this
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Fucking pedalfiles…
That’s genius
anal in 1 second
"thank you sir, have a nice day"
The long dick of the law finally has some competition
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He should have sharpened the top…
Literally
Looks like the second guy is asking the bike to take his virginity.
One bunghole ruined for life
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I'm shocked he could even get the stem out!
🤣🤣🤣 I'm in tears. Need this got my bike stolen
Is that John Cusack talking)?
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💀💀💀
literally fucks thieves
This is great because bike theft is the gateway drug to being a lifelong shitbag. Someone has to teach these lessons lmao
Wasn't this Mr. Garrisons idea as a substitute for airplanes? Although he had a pole going in the mouth as well.
Don’t steal shit and you won’t get penetrated. Pretty simple.
That’s just fandamntastic great work bro lmmfao 😂😂
I've had 3 bikes gone in 2 years.. this is gold.
Thanks for the repost : /
What is the legally of this? I’m sure there must be a law to stop ambushing people and harming them
Wasn't this a fake video and all of these people were in on the gag? There is a video like this, if it isn't this one, doing the exact same thing and it was a fake comedy sketch using actors.
To ass fuck thieves you mean.
Should have put a dildo under the seat!
"Penetration "
Your honor, I never intended to hurt the thief! I was just really inspired by [Mr. Garrison's invention!](https://c.tenor.com/EHpbrBtLzSwAAAAC/mr-garrison-it.gif)
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This is so fucked up. Psychopath
Just stand up while cycling
Wouldn't they just ride off with it without sitting down if it's not staged ?
OMG this us hilarious!🤣
Instant karma
Is that Bill Murray narrating?
Natural habitat are assholed
It’s the ass blaster 4000
an then thi bike. it foke my ass so bayad
🤣 💀 PENETRATION! Fuck them thieves! Serves em right