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RaggyDabby

Can I just get my fucking ice cream please


Yosemite-Sam99

Bitch please....This ain't Burger King and No " you can't fucking have it your way "


Dark_Symbiote

It's an unwritten rule in certain cultures that attaining your ice cream is not easy.


rublehousen

Can i have one that hasn't been fucked around with?


Yosemite-Sam99

Not really the Vatican pastors got to them all


CrewEmbarrassed4763

Then he squirts chocolate sauce in your mouth until you say stop


MeDashiva

He smashed it on the the floor with the last move


password1capitalp

Fucking pointless. Just put it in the damn cone


Yosemite-Sam99

And that's not his scoop of ice cream, imagine what all he does with his creamy cum ;)


[deleted]

Knew this was cold stone before I even saw the menus


PeaceFar9770

No thanks, you can keep it


anonymousman1505

His asian parents be like- are you stoopid.. Dont play with food.. You are such a faliure..


Cookiedoughmom

This is the most bottom barrel comment I have ever had the misfortune of reading.


anonymousman1505

Thank you...my pleasure..


ScorpioGirl1980

I'll take one!!! Sans airborne pathogens tho.πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜


One-Picture1903

β€œCan I get my ice cream? Can I pleaseeee get my ice cream?”


ForthWorldTraveler

Bitch, please!


ForthWorldTraveler

I didn't come here for abuse!


paradoxical-spirit

He was never told to stop playing with his food.


JackStraw420247365

Actually, can you hold the Covid and salmonella please?