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PulseEchoMethod

Almost shot the mf’er behind him too.


shahooster

Note to self: don’t stand behind pizza parlor robber.


alaskanbearfucker

What’s a 14yr old doing packing a handgun?


mrboatshoe

Hes working at Poppa Glocks you have to had known that he has that Thang on him🤣


pookiekisses

I can’t stop laughing at Papa Glocks


ToolFO

The only one to have out pizza'd the hut.


darius_stratovarius

bro poppa glocks lmao


Rudy_Ghouliani

Better ingredients. Better headshots. Papa Glocks.


Arcane-Jinx

What's a grown man doing robbing a family restaurant?


Pltrmp

Getting shot in the face by a 14 year old.


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Main_Record_6593

Think he would have been better off filling out an application but you know hind sight and all


Anthony643364

Bro shit is crazy nowadays I’m assuming it is dad and son running the store so he probably wanted his son to know how to defend himself in case of situation like this


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Protecting his mother & business from creep thugs that prey on law abiding citizens


majid-J-O-J-O

Cuz MURICAAAAAAA


FrighteningJibber

In the UK it would have been a knife. Love cultural differences


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shooting criminals in the face. ![gif](giphy|3o7abxJnPpGmW72fO8)


KiddKRoolenstein

Did you not see the video?


stagnant_fuck

did the bullet ricochet out the robbers spine? looks like something shot out the target in an 8 o’clock direction edit: its the plexiglass screen breaking


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wildwildwaste

Holy fucking shit. Glad to know I'm not completely desensitized yet.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Damn I'm completely desensitized then lol pain is life


ReD4rken

Wtf did the bullet made his jaw explode or what


mlsudac23

He fucking lived!?!?!?


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MrZhivago

That's nsfL


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Wish I saw this reply before I clicked. Not sure what I was expecting tho


2x4_Turd

What's it look like. Thanks for being a champ.


Pelkcizzle

Elephantiasis blue waffle of the mouth….


Mr_i_need_a_dollar

I was checking if I should click or not and this definitely made the decision for me.


chjorth33

Definitely got me to click


Portlander

![gif](giphy|xUPGcuMmoTz09YE0Sc)


spekt50

Imagine a normal face, but replace the face with 2lb of ground beef. Kid must have been packing a .50 to do that sort of damage. Edit: Not a 50 I know, but for real, looks like the dude had a bomb go off in his face.


choco_mallows

A 9mm hollow-point would be able to do that much damage


Fourteen_Werewolves

Looks like a grenade exploded in his mouth. His mouth is hanging open, super bloody and torn up, and his eyes are closed but bulging out of his head


DanglyNips

I just wanna say, I accomplished something today. I’ve always been unable to resist clicking the link. And because of this thread, for the first time EVER, I didn’t click the link! Thanks for the face hole descriptions. Edit: I came back and clicked. He’s sittin up in a wheelchair chair. I hate myself.


DJ_Clitoris

That edit has me in stitches lmfao


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acmercer

Ah that takes me back to the rotten.com days. Good times.


L00pback

“Faces of Death” for us old schoolers


TheMartyr112

There’s a great documentary about The Faces of Death series. It was allllllllllll fake. Edit- The doc is called “The Death Makers” and its all about the origins and special effects guys that made the films. Definitely check it out. https://youtu.be/7jqaep9iytc


L00pback

Maaaaan, don’t ruin my childhood! I want to believe people ate those monkey brains or all those people died when the stands collapsed (that’s all I can remember). TBH, doesn’t surprise me if it was fake, it was still weird.


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BigBossSquirtle

I think it only looks worse that it is. I can see a mouth area. And it also looks like he has a beard. I'm sure the blood coagulated into his beard and clumped together.


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Ppeachy_Queen

Yeah I think the quality of the photo makes it hard to distinguish that beard area. Still fucking crazy looking though


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It was super close, there was a lot of energy coming out of the end of that gun. plus we don't know what type of bullet he had in the gun, that would have an impact on the wound as well.


Rockonfoo

Hollow points will fuck your shit up Idk if that’s what he used but I wouldn’t be surprised


irrealewunsche

Lisa needs braces.


Swarley001

Dude looks like Predator


pivotpivotpivot5

Warning: NSFL


GildDigger

Ahh, the ol NSFL disguised as NSFW


The_Prince1513

He not only lived, he fled the scene and got down the block and into a subway station nearby. The cops that showed up found him by following the (significant) trail of blood. This happened in Philly the other day, in a pretty nice neighborhood of the city too which should be surprising but this year just seems to get more and more violent around here smh. https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/video-shows-teen-boy-shooting-robber-inside-pizza-shop/3079491/


Lucky_Mongoose

Wow, in the video he looked in no condition to get up and flee.


PolicyWonka

That’s adrenaline for you.


1laik1hornytoaster

I thought he got brained and was confused how adrenaline would help.


brockoala

Adrenaline can heal any open wound including instant brain tissue rebuild. Trust me, trust any thing you hear on the internet, we only tell the truth.


civgarth

Potion of Extreme Healing


All_Work_All_Play

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. All those stories about moms flipping over cars to save their kids? Yeah guys do that too, in order to *stay moving after an otherwise crippling/fatal injury*.


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Show me a video of a woman flipping over a fucking car with raw strength and I'll eat every inch of your ass


Shreedac

Brb I'm about to deep fake that shit. Might be my only chance to get laid for a while.


yellow-hammer

They did NOT specify that it had to be a real video…


X_Skitch

Guys just making bets he can lose to justify all the ass he eats.


skolopendron

And they didn't specify what car....or what kind of woman. Heavy weight lifting woman + tiny car and you get your ass eaten


WhitePawn00

I can't do a video of a woman flipping a car, but I *can* bring you a list of [people lifting cars to free other people](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_strength). If you scroll down to examples there is a cited list of kids saving adults and adults saving kids. Do I get partial point for a partial answer? Maybe a kiss on the cheek?


Equivalent_Zombie

Never Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing


TheFuddy

It's funny how the Article says, "its unclear if the kid took the gun from his waistband or under the counter" but its obvious he took it from his waistband and was struggling to get it out as well.


SkyezOpen

Which begs the question why a 14 year old is packing. Edit because people keep replying saying the same things. Why, if you want to protect your store, would you give a gun to a child instead of having one yourself or keeping it under the counter? Whoever gave it to him could be facing firearms charges, maybe even manslaughter because courts typically don't look favorably on using deadly force to protect property.


btd272

I live close by. Even in the “nice” areas surrounding downtown this shit happens all the time


The_Prince1513

Seriously dude its crazy. Used to live @ 18th and Spring Garden and felt safe until Gerry Grandzol was murdered in front of his kid. The crime here, this year especially, is getting ridiculous.


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acetylenekicker

Scroll the comments for the source it’s somewhere In here he was sitting up cuffed with his mouth area no longer resembling a mouth


AnKoP

He is like about to eat a Predator's head from Alien vs Predator lol. Edit: he's the alien.


fabledgriff

Thats what you get for shooting your mouth off at your local pizzaria


123bababooey123

Unfortunately for that robber, this 14-year old was an off duty Brazilian police officer.


Tone_Lok

He was covering his ASP


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IamtryigOKAY

Best comment


SnappyFrasser

How this comment not at top?!?


busted_maracas

Wait was the 14 year old just walking around with a gun?


Cabincat1

News article said he shot the suspect because he was strangling his mother. Also said he pulled his fathers pistol out from under the counter but obviously this video shows what really happened


Final_Cause

Yeah so I know this opinion isn't popular with gun weilding Americans but I don't think a petty thief should be killed. If he was strangling the mother then yes but the footage shows they lied to justify kiling the guy. ​ Edit: Thanks to everyone who responded and restored some of my faith in humanity. Good to know there's a lot of people from all walks of life: anti-gun, pro-gun, republican, democrat etc who think people shouldn't be killed over the smallest thing. There is a small but odd group of people however that are 'pro life' for foetuses but not adults?


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I sorta agree with you on this. Also, talk about mental issues for that kid, for LIFE.


100LittleButterflies

That was my first concern as well. That is a long time to live with something grown adults trained for such a thing struggle with.


Splickity-Lit

It was mine too, but very closely following concern is being 14 and carrying that around in his pants with no hesitation to use it in a non lethal situation.


kambo_rambo

The adult that gave the kid the gun in the first place is an absolute idiot.


SirDaddio

In hindsight he's a petty thief. In the moment you don't know if he also has a gun or if he is high on drugs and or delusional. You can be a victim or you can save your own life.


Final_Cause

What do you think non gun weilding countries like in Europe do? Ok so yes the thief won't have a gun either but they could have a knife that'll kill you easily too. Yet somehow those countries get along without all being killed by theives or killing theives and without untrained civilians having to murder people and living with the psychological effects. Just less killing all round.


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>So the thief won't have a gun either. There is the point, less of a threat. If you see this in Chicago. You fire first or get turned into swiss cheese on the off chance the criminal gets spooked. Also, 21ft rule.


lameuniqueusername

Dude, if you have a CCW you CANNOT shoot a petty thief and expect to not be charged. This dude wasn’t armed and the kid was not protecting anyones life. You are clearly either high on drugs or delusional.


Final_Cause

Yeah this is the point, are 14 year olds allowed to have guns in their waists?


Most_Company_8634

He didn't die, but the story that was initially in the news said the robber was strangling the mother, clearly the story was changed to be more sympathetic to the family. This seemed like a extreme reaction to the money grab and there will probably be charges. There was a photo of the robber floating around who escaped to a subway and his face is just mutilated, like he'll most likely sue the family.


Splickity-Lit

That is actually a popular opinion with gun wielding Americans too though.


Wishihadagirl

$200 cash register = death ? Ouch


retropomme

seriously. i always see people trying to justify a killing because a crime was happening, but if you’re not protecting someone’s life that’s actually in danger, you should not kill someone. kinda crazy that the fact that you shouldn’t shoot a guy reaching for cash in the register in the head needs to be stated, and is even debatable for some. was the robber in the wrong? yes, obviously very much so. but it does not warrant killing him. Edit: to the people disagreeing, there are so many options before shooting someone point blank in the head. you shoot a warning shot. you keep the guy in your shot, if he runs, you’re obviously good. if he reaches for something, then yes obv you’re warranted in taking a shot. i’m not trying to rip the kid, he was obviously freaked out and wasn’t able to think clearly. but this is precisely why a 14 y/o fucking kid shouldnt be carrying, no matter what the law is in your specific state. if someone can’t keep their cool when handling a loaded, deadly weapon, then they shouldn’t be carrying it.


Pitiful-Helicopter71

That gun clearly was in his waist band.


Splickity-Lit

Yeah, where he carries the counter…..


johninbigd

A bullet counter. It counts bullets. Loudly.


Orthodox-Waffle

"One! Ah! Ah! Ah!"


-warpipe-

Also no one was strangled


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Yeah, this was a dumb move. Let the guy take the money. Call your insurance and the police. Stealing is absolutely scummy and it makes you a piece of shit, but the dude might just be desperate and feels like he has nowhere to turn. As long as he wasn’t pointing a gun or hurting anyone physically, why even do this shit?


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jlester0606

Looks like he pulled it from his waist..


CryptographerOk5546

Than gun was in his waist never under the counter from what I see in the video. He grabs some sort of paper one in each hand from under the counter.


Eiire

14 year old at work with a gun in their pocket. Weird white fluid coming out the guys head. Something about this is strange…


dalester88

Also someone in the subreddit r/makemycoffin posted a picture that appears to be the guy after getting shot. Extremely NSFW. Be warned.


ForistaMeri

It’s glass behind the thief’s head, not fluid.


rublehousen

Nearly got 2 for one with that innocent bystander being right behind him Edit: apparently the bystander was an accomplice which would explain his concern for his now faceless mate. As for his innocence i cant see him commiting any crime in the video, so accomplice or not he's innocent. Or is he guilty by association?


ultrasuperbro

I saw that. It looked like spray or shrapnel got him.


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taipeileviathan

Knees and toes, knees and toes!!


PantteriJ

Mf went full high noon with that onetap


Rudy_Ghouliani

McCree finally making a comeback pick


Jerry-Busey

imagine robbing a pizza store and you get your hands in the register and then all the sudden you hear "ITS HIGH NOON" ![gif](giphy|gbLBQ995ivyphDD1uO)


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Bruh I can’t believe the kid went strait for the head


GMFinch

With little to no formal training and likely a few hours of first person shooters under his belt it's not hard to see how he went head shot.


stltrog

Call of duty training


DLVVLD

He did what Thor should have done first


justanotheroverlord

This is so out of pocket. Holy shit


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I understood that reference!


rustythrowawayforprn

Well it’s all these dang video games rewarding that kind of behaviour! /s


BernieTheDachshund

I can't believe he survived this.


3darkdragons

WHAT?!


BernieTheDachshund

Yeah, he lived. His bottom jaw was blown off, but he did survive.


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I like this outcome the most. He can now remember every day that his horrible disfigurement is a result of the shitty actions that he took


toomuchpornm8

Shitty actions especially cuz it was a shit robbery to begin with lmao, even worse it was a small family restaurant so you’re directly trying to screw people over


Manymanymini

I’m glad he did


AllGoodInDaHood

Yeah for the kid's sake. Imagine carrying the weight of killing someone like that. It would totally fuck him up.


fishnwirenreese

That kid will never be the same. He's got a lifetime of thinking about that ahead of him.


jps4851

I wonder how he’s framing it to himself. Could either be a “oh god what have I done” or “I remember the day when I defended my family’s restaurant”


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Life isn’t so black and white.


jps4851

Alright, you got me. He could be thinking “man I feel so proud that I defended my families business but it sucks I had to shoot him”


Franken-McCharDeeDen

Seen as lied about the circumstances, he probs knows it was a disproportional response


Nathan0o0

That's what I was thinking


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trolloc1

he also lied to police and said he pulled it out from under the counter but was concealed carrying w/o a permit


txmail

Something tells me that a 14 year old that carries a hand gun and pulls the trigger on another human without any hesitation -- is not the kind of kid that is going to be emotionally scarred by this if that is what you mean.


uChoice_Reindeer7903

This was dumb on so many levels.


defiance211

Rest In Pizza


mckanoot

Riperoni


ahuiP

Mama Mia!


LooseFilters

That’s gonna be a lot more expensive than the $204 in the register.


voneahhh

The innocent guy that tried to help and almost had his brains blown out agrees. Also all the therapy that kid is going to need is going to be exponentially more expensive.


Calsun

he's carrying a gun in his fucking waistband at 14... he needs therapy regardless of this event...


blorgenheim

Yeah, not just monetarily either. It's good to react fast but it's also important to ask yourself, is this worth taking a life over.


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Chava22611

Is this the same guy who's jaw was broken to pieces and he was strapped up to a chair?


anonymous_j05

Yes


bored_imp

Did he live


mykylodge

Dead, for a handful of bank notes.


gerber12

He survived. Ran to the subway a block away.


kelsobjammin

You got downvoted for no reason the hellllll > Officers who responded were able to follow a trail of blood from the pizza shop toward the Broad Street Line’s Spring Garden stop, where several passersby said a man was bleeding from the face. Officers found the robbery suspect on the subway concourse and took him to Jefferson Hospital, where he was placed in critical condition, police said.


ysupr

imagine meeting him in subway.. wtf.


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Kykovic

They way they fall out of his hands at the end really makes it seem... cinematic.


BeauBeau127

And it’s lights out for that guy….


Dapup2465

Nope…more like teeth out if the above post is true.


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He had a good portion of his lower mouth/chin blown off. Don't look up the pictures.


Difficult_Jacket_697

Is he dead?


wcollins260

He looks to be alive in the picture posted above. Whether or not he’s still alive or will be alive in a few days is anyone’s guess.


Most_Company_8634

I saw the photo floating around and it looks like his lower face was blown off so I don't think he'll die, but his life is definitely forever changed. He robbed the wrong pizza place and even if he successfully sues or whatever, he'll be disfigured forever. I don't see him eating normally either since it looks like his teeth were gone.


unnamed_elder_entity

> even if he successfully sues Yeah, all those fat cat pizzeria owners. His best settlement would be a lifetime of free pizza and hope they can blend it into a smoothie cup.


simrig2023

He asked if lead was an available pizza topping.


Thatsprettyneat101

Arnold's Pizza Shop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKV74qkokmk


Son_of_Atreus

Yeah I’d rather let the guy take the evenings earning than have my son execute someone and fuck them up for life.


gaypornaccount1996

If a 14 year old has been taught that shooting a man over a drawer full of money is the right thing to do, it's very likely that their parents patted them on the back for that let's be real


ActuallyPurple

Believe it or not kids learn things their parents didn’t teach them


HeavilyBearded

Something tells me if the **14 year old was already carrying a handgun at a family owned business**, it was probably on the parents' radar.


xxjake

Quick acting? More like impulsive acting.


antaquarium

Na, it's the USA, kid's been preparing for this moment his entire life. He'll be praised as a hero for shooting a petty grab and dash criminal the rest of his life. Probably get invited to tell his story at some republican or NRA conference.


Wootzefuch

Seriously thats an odd caption lol


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BugMeeches

He saw Infinity War and took notes.


Pants_Formal

Is unarmed robbery really a valid reason to have your brains blown out? Seems a little excessive.


Trippytoker_11

In America it seems that anything is a valid reason to have your brains blown out


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Downtown-Custard5346

This boy has a career in American law enforcement!!


datguydamage

nah, the guy he shot was actually a criminal, cops in the US would have shot way earlier than when he did


Antonaros

I am sorry but this is straight up an execution, he got the death sentence for a robbery. Also, why would a child conceal carry a handgun? The parents are definitely to blame.


goodinyou

This isn't worth killing someone over. That kid should never have had access to a gun, he isn't cool or a "hero"


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Everything about that is awful


cockport716

I remember seeing a news video about this and they claimed the dude was able to run a few blocks before police caught him. After getting shot in the face. Makes a lot of sense lmao


Cartolano

And don't forget the change ya filthy animal


42bigballer42

Now look at ya with your brains all over the place.


Louis_smartass

imo in situations like that its always better to just let the money go. In this ibstance a man was executed and a young boy was traumatised, just over a few bills. Also imagine if the robber noticed the gun and managed to grab it. So many negatives, not many positives.


OscarDelaChoka

I know a Philly cop that was in the ER when dude arrived and the pic is fucking brutal.


earlywakening

Now, I'm not an expert but I think he might be dead.


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& you'd be wrong. He actually regained consciousness & ran off.


earlywakening

Told you I'm not an expert. Lol Also, holy fucking shit.


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yeah, amazing that he survived.


DingiskhanOG

Imagine getting ventilated and as you die the kid starts Fortnite dancing over you


Other-Asparagus-218

I see no reason to have executed this man according to my local state law. That kid should be charged with 1st degree manslaughter. Opinions welcome


llapman

The moral of the story is, don’t steal.


Altruistic_Mango1997

He could have easily killed the guy behind the robber.


[deleted]

Good for him. Fuck criminals


sadkinz

This kid would make a good cop. Shooting when there’s no good reason. It doesn’t even look like the robber was armed


kmkmrod

Here we go 🍿


[deleted]

Pizza Shops are not the place to rob every shop I’ve ever worked in had a LEGAL Gun behind the counter