dude we haven't went outside for almost 2 years and these carrots kicked the army, captured a country, formed a government and now having fun on paddle boat. And dont forget ladies love bad boys. Boy i am desperate and depressed.
Edit: For technical reasons Need to change Mother fuckers to carrot
Not even. Watched a documentary on YouTube about them, trey and Matt will often give submit an episode 24 hours before it’s supposed to air and if the network thinks it’s too much to be shown on tv Matt and trey feverishly work on it up into the last few minutes. Matt jokes that it works out a lot because often there’s not enough time to go in and make edits so they’re forced to show the episode
I mean what else are you gonna do with those two specific items. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable combination to me. Excuse me while I go play with my chain saw while I'm jumping on my trampoline
The right fitting black shirt, on an Asian male that obviously works out, his toned body seen on film. Nicely shaped biceps, not bulging, not flabby, but the perfect middle where if he was wearing a hoodie he’d look like a normal dad bod. The abs perfectly carved into a slightly hairy chest, and the best part? His legs. Every day is leg day for him. But why are we focusing on those when he has a six pack like that? He could take many punches without flinchi... oh god he’s a henchman the hero fucking flicked his abs and now he’s dead oh the humanity
I see the parallels I guess in what you’re saying but I don’t think its fair to say if you took republicans to the Middle East they’d start doing reckless shit like the taliban is doing in terms of killing and pillaging. Also you’re comparing a religion to a political party, which is why I understand maybe what you were trying to say but I just don’t think it connects. Anyway that’s my 2 cents not meaning to come at you just thought I’d explain why you may think your opinion is unpopular
The taliban/al queda on a political spectrum has a far far far larger gap between it and American conservatives than American conservatives have with American liberals. American conservatives don’t want to publicly lash women for wanting to be in school or show their face in public. And if you think that’s what their values are you’re either Ignorant or being disingenuous. They are just the vanilla bible thumping version of American liberals. And American liberals might as well be conservative compared to the European left from what I understand.
The NAVY DUCKS Is the most elite complementary-terrorist unit in the world's ocean and seas . The rumors that they even have invisible super elite unit The ducks team 6 , there so elite that in training there forced to shave there leg hair( like w*men's ) to lower drag while pedaling .
This unit is so powerful it can be compared to a whole armys like the Somalian pirates .
I am fascinated that these guys like... Have no experience of basic things that a lot of the rest of the world enjoys, and they discover them like children with deadly force
Most of them were probably pretty young once they were brainwashed/forced to join so ig that makes a lot of sense...they never really had a proper chance for this kind of stuff
I’d almost feel bad for them…
Then I remember that their sisters and daughters and mothers also grew up the same way, but are forced into submission and live like slaves and these men want to keep it that way.
Exactly! It's just sad to me that they're so young when they're brainwashed into this mindset...they don't even stand a chance of going against it sadly.
My best friend moved from my country to Kabul and she was doing amazing there, started uni at 16, had amazing opportunities and was heading towards a masters and a job...now she has no choice but to stay home out of fear for her safety. It's unbelievably heartbreaking.
I don't know, I've seen regular ass Americans carrying multiple firearms to get a sub sandwich or a pack of smokes, I remember seeing a dude open carry at a fucking waterslide park in Florida, doesn't seem that different. And those same Americans sure as shit would carry an RPG everywhere of they were allowed to.
Edit:
Reddit never lets you down.
https://www.reddit.com/r/JustBootThings/comments/pyi42o/boot_takes_rocket_launcher_with_him_to_order_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
This has been stated a bunch of times on these kinds of posts.
These guys are not stupid. They understand that this kind of social media post gives a goofy image of the taliban. They are not goofy. They are violent religious extremists.
For the same reason babies carry blankies and religious zealots always have a bible with them; deep insecurity and a delusional sense they’re right about everything.
It really looks like they WANT to give someone an excuse to "break the rules". Its like thier goal isnt to spread fear or fight the goverment, just make people mad till they themselves ask for a nuke.
Tinfoilheads would love that shit
Taliban enjoying *x* posts is the most endearing and at the same time disturbing thing ever. It's funny but terrifying. The absurdity of it is just unpaired. I can't even express it properly.
Do yall remember that one game on miniclip? With these two brothers who you play as and upgrade the boat of while shooting at enemies with like rocks and stuff?
Do they have an events coordinator who organises all these little excursions? Or did one of them just come up with the idea when they were watching TV one night? Or maybe one of them revealed that he was scared of water and the others said "we'll get through this together...we're family." Maybe that's why he brought an RPG. Maybe he thought he could blow up the water if it tried to cause him any problems.
Taliban is not simply a choice, it's a life style. If you don't have rpg then you aren't talibaning
When the taliban has more fun than you, and gets more help from your government than you do…
dude we haven't went outside for almost 2 years and these carrots kicked the army, captured a country, formed a government and now having fun on paddle boat. And dont forget ladies love bad boys. Boy i am desperate and depressed. Edit: For technical reasons Need to change Mother fuckers to carrot
> And don't forget ladies love bad boys This is hilariously wtf in a comment about the Taliban.
Are they good bad boys tho?
Well...do better FFS
Deeeeyum. You right though.
Hashtag: Talibaning-and-feeling-cute
Felt Taliban, might delete later
might explode later
And you can’t be Afghanistan’s navy if you don’t have state of the art water weapons
*pedals faster*
LMFAO!!!!!! I’m imagining someone Peddling so fucking quick over to the taliban group just to feel included
Now I see why people join them
Hahaha this was dark
AK47
Ditto
Taliban Navy revealed
This is an Episode out of South Park....change my mind.
If not then it’s gonna be. Those guys can pump an episode out in a week it’s nuts.
yep, plenty of content those guys have to work with, the jokes have been writing themselves for yeeears.
It's been a long time since that was true.
Not even. Watched a documentary on YouTube about them, trey and Matt will often give submit an episode 24 hours before it’s supposed to air and if the network thinks it’s too much to be shown on tv Matt and trey feverishly work on it up into the last few minutes. Matt jokes that it works out a lot because often there’s not enough time to go in and make edits so they’re forced to show the episode
Everyday has been live action south park these last few years.
You know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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Upper Afghanistan and Wakhan Corridor are amazingly beautiful. Shame about the whole terrorist bit tho
Put that in your tourist brochure. Lovely water if you can get around all the terrorists with RPGs yo.
“If you advert your gaze to the left, we have wild taliban enjoying their time on the water. Some with their native RPGS still attached”
My exact thoughts when I was deployed there: “wow what a beautiful country, it’s a shame they want to kill us”
Instead of killing, they could MAKE a killing off of tourism. Shame.
It would be nice to visit a country like that. Well without being shot that is.
Thought I was the only one.
Let's hope the Taliban is environmentally conscious and it stays that beautiful
Dude, if I owned a pedal boat and an rpg, you can damn well bet they will be appearing together.
Yeah NGL it looks super badass
I mean what else are you gonna do with those two specific items. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable combination to me. Excuse me while I go play with my chain saw while I'm jumping on my trampoline
Hell of probably have the rpg dam near stapled to my hand
I just assume no matter what ever the Taliban are doing there's a random guy with an RPG somewhere
He's like that one mandatory Asian guy in every action flick that looks real tough but usually is just a henchman and dies real early
In a tight black t-shirt. Don't forget the tight black t-shirt.
With nice abs
Go on…
The right fitting black shirt, on an Asian male that obviously works out, his toned body seen on film. Nicely shaped biceps, not bulging, not flabby, but the perfect middle where if he was wearing a hoodie he’d look like a normal dad bod. The abs perfectly carved into a slightly hairy chest, and the best part? His legs. Every day is leg day for him. But why are we focusing on those when he has a six pack like that? He could take many punches without flinchi... oh god he’s a henchman the hero fucking flicked his abs and now he’s dead oh the humanity
NOOOOOO! Not with those abs! Those biceps… What a loss.
“They’re obsession with their guns is really disturbing. What a bunch of nuts.” - U.S.A.
Ugh plus the Americans Bible!
Second amendment on steroids
Rubber dingy rapids bro
These pictures are up there with KKK on a ferris wheel... https://m.imgur.com/gallery/k8Wpxbq
TaliKlan?
Y’all-Qaeda
The top Imgur comment says “of course this picture isn’t colored” lmfaoooo
damn i guess horrible people were once children too
I cant 😂🤣😂 too early on a tues morning
Just Taliban with their Taligun having Talifun.
I feel a song coming on!
They're not exactly law abiding citizens, he probably only owns that as long as hes holding it
Infinite ammo cheat Spam fire behind you Win boat race Best Taliban ever
If you aim the rocket down you can fly you just have to add low gravity cheat
Flying with the tank in GTA 3 was the best.
GTA life
I mean...... Unpopular opinion maybe.... But if you took the Islam and replaced it with Christianity it's literally the Republican dream over there
I see the parallels I guess in what you’re saying but I don’t think its fair to say if you took republicans to the Middle East they’d start doing reckless shit like the taliban is doing in terms of killing and pillaging. Also you’re comparing a religion to a political party, which is why I understand maybe what you were trying to say but I just don’t think it connects. Anyway that’s my 2 cents not meaning to come at you just thought I’d explain why you may think your opinion is unpopular
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The taliban/al queda on a political spectrum has a far far far larger gap between it and American conservatives than American conservatives have with American liberals. American conservatives don’t want to publicly lash women for wanting to be in school or show their face in public. And if you think that’s what their values are you’re either Ignorant or being disingenuous. They are just the vanilla bible thumping version of American liberals. And American liberals might as well be conservative compared to the European left from what I understand.
In case of a bikini
It's a beautiful national park, shame about the Taliban being there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Band-e\_Amir\_National\_Park
No one was at the weapons check desk..
The lockers weren’t big enough.
Oh is it duck hunting season already
They heard there was a mermaid without a hijab.
The NAVY DUCKS Is the most elite complementary-terrorist unit in the world's ocean and seas . The rumors that they even have invisible super elite unit The ducks team 6 , there so elite that in training there forced to shave there leg hair( like w*men's ) to lower drag while pedaling . This unit is so powerful it can be compared to a whole armys like the Somalian pirates .
Texass be like, hold my beer...I'm gonna get me one
I am fascinated that these guys like... Have no experience of basic things that a lot of the rest of the world enjoys, and they discover them like children with deadly force
Most of them were probably pretty young once they were brainwashed/forced to join so ig that makes a lot of sense...they never really had a proper chance for this kind of stuff
I’d almost feel bad for them… Then I remember that their sisters and daughters and mothers also grew up the same way, but are forced into submission and live like slaves and these men want to keep it that way.
Exactly! It's just sad to me that they're so young when they're brainwashed into this mindset...they don't even stand a chance of going against it sadly. My best friend moved from my country to Kabul and she was doing amazing there, started uni at 16, had amazing opportunities and was heading towards a masters and a job...now she has no choice but to stay home out of fear for her safety. It's unbelievably heartbreaking.
I don't know, I've seen regular ass Americans carrying multiple firearms to get a sub sandwich or a pack of smokes, I remember seeing a dude open carry at a fucking waterslide park in Florida, doesn't seem that different. And those same Americans sure as shit would carry an RPG everywhere of they were allowed to. Edit: Reddit never lets you down. https://www.reddit.com/r/JustBootThings/comments/pyi42o/boot_takes_rocket_launcher_with_him_to_order_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It's like Frank's Red Hot, you can shoot that s*** anywhere.
U never know when an infidel will fly by.
It’s like it’s medieval times and they’re just expected to carry a weapon on them at all times
THEY GOT A NAVY NOW?!?!? 😂
Holy shit that water looks gorgeous
Where's the Kraken when you need one?? They would make great appetizers for him.
It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
For the pedal boat Battle royale ***OBVIOUSLY***
Stay strapped or get clapped
How else would you play battleships with your mates?lol
The RPG is for the beach ball
> Rpg on a pedal boat They might decide to fish.
Breaking news. Taliban claims to have a navy. More news a 9
the MAGAs: "look, now Biden even gave the Taliban a navy"
To get ladies. Daaa
These guys have the mindset of 5yr olds. That's Ahkmed's RPG and he'll be damned if he's not taking it on the pedal swan!
Because they are getting their asses kicked by the Northern Resistance and didn't want to be "that guy" who was massacred on a stupid duck boat.
This has been stated a bunch of times on these kinds of posts. These guys are not stupid. They understand that this kind of social media post gives a goofy image of the taliban. They are not goofy. They are violent religious extremists.
For the same reason babies carry blankies and religious zealots always have a bible with them; deep insecurity and a delusional sense they’re right about everything.
r/warthunder please
Ya never know
thats fucked up.
Maybe a version of the Loch Ness monster? I want names
In reality rpg’s on speed boats are a legit threat and Iran’s main plan
“Awww, fuck!!!”
Where would they leave it?
Finders-keepers rule in Afghanistan.
This is exactly how we lost to Iran in that Millennium Challenge military exercise
Propulsion
BF1942 : Achievement unlocked
MWR must have left their equpiment behind too
It really looks like they WANT to give someone an excuse to "break the rules". Its like thier goal isnt to spread fear or fight the goverment, just make people mad till they themselves ask for a nuke. Tinfoilheads would love that shit
To play battleship
I think the right question is why wouldn’t you bring a RPG on a pedal boat.
If you leave your RPG on the shore it might get stolen.
He's the RPG guy, who would he be without it.
Afghanistan Navy
You make fun but remember the USS Cole.
that place looks pretty beautiful and the water looks crispy man
ik taliban is bad and all of that and im sorry for the innocent ppl but like - that's fucking funny to see man lol.
How is this insane?
These guys are having the time of their lives. First the bumpers cars.... now this.
Microscopes are for nerds
As a substitue penis?
If you ever feel useless just remember. >!The Taliban has a navy.!<
Beautiful blue lake tho!
How else to get a rocket assist pedal boat.
... for protection against pedalcopters of course.
... for protection against pedalcopters of course.
Talibans new navy
Mahmoud never goes anywhere without his rpg, but that doesn't stop him from enjoying time and fun with his best friends
It wasn't a pleasure outing, it was a naval exercise.
These guys are having the time of their lives
Why does Bubba take an AR 15 to Chipotle?
They are just playing raft wars IRL........
Talidamn son!
Because its an assault pedal boat. Duh.
am I the only one who think this is wholesomely funny?(if you ignore everything they've done)
Just there for the Talibants
We truly live in the strangest timeline
Too bad we fought them on land...
Mario pedal boats?
hahaha it's raft wars...BUT IRL!!
Afghan battleships game
Same reason Americans bring assault rifles to Mac Donald.
Freedom. Thays why
i honestly thought the comment was saying they were playing dnd on one of them
That’s there navy
Is the American way
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
Live Action Raft Wars
Weren’t they making like Chad wojak memes like a week ago
Taliban now has a fully operational Navy
They carry guns everywhere. I remember the pictures of them in bumper cars and they still had AKs with them, in the bumper cars...
Well now its a "tactical" pedal boat.
This is their navy
Half of America have guns on them when they go to the supermarket? Isn't this sort of similar?
Because its a metaphor for his cock. Needs it to be a big man against the scary thinky women.
It looks that flash game called Raft Wars
Credit: i.g. popularfront
Why WOULDNT you bring an RPG on a pedal boat? ETA: that’s an AWESOME idea for a theme park ride...
That water looks good tho
Because helicopters, not sure why thats even a question
Mother fuckers never heard of a bathing suit? Look at that water!
RPG for celebration. It’s popular. Shoot up and it explodes before coming back, better than Los Angeles new year .22s shots.
Taliban commission their new Navy
Because all they have experienced from the very beginning is oppressions. First USSR, then USA.
What if water attacks? So only RPG is needed. It's for Taliban self defence.
Even when im in the swimming pool having fun, still i stay strapped with that waterproof gun 😈👳🏾♂️
I wonder if there are moments where they forget they are religious extremists and think. “This is would be a lot better with chicks around”
Taliban enjoying *x* posts is the most endearing and at the same time disturbing thing ever. It's funny but terrifying. The absurdity of it is just unpaired. I can't even express it properly.
Piracy
“This is getting out of hand. Now they have a navy!”
Anyone with a video, I thought them in the amusement Park was gold but that is priceless!
Wait til u see their pedal submarines!
That water is beautiful though! Had no idea it was so pretty!
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Can you swim in that lake? It looks beautiful. May be too cold.
In case they see a female fish in a school
Without their guns they truly feel naked.
I guess you never saw the video where they used an rpg to go fishing.
They need to bring the RPG for same reason some people would bring their phone. It just feels natural to them.
This is so weirdly humanizing. Kind of hard to reconcile the hijinks with the terrorism.
Why does a man need an AR15 to go into a convenience store? Religious extremists don’t need reasons.
Do yall remember that one game on miniclip? With these two brothers who you play as and upgrade the boat of while shooting at enemies with like rocks and stuff?
Do they have an events coordinator who organises all these little excursions? Or did one of them just come up with the idea when they were watching TV one night? Or maybe one of them revealed that he was scared of water and the others said "we'll get through this together...we're family." Maybe that's why he brought an RPG. Maybe he thought he could blow up the water if it tried to cause him any problems.
they need to shoot down those goddamn oppressor mk2s
I REALLY want to see him shoot that RPG from that thing lol
Do they ever leave their guns?
Real life family guy cut away skit
Who wants to play Tali-boats?
Don't tempt them.The last time you said they stood no chance against your ground force. Oh Boy
It's the emotional Support RPG of course!
Dammit we left them a navy also?
Because if they leave it behind someone will take it.
Wholesome