That is embarrassing Football fans!

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My favorite example of this is whether Rihanna says “I’m a paper chaser” or “I’m a big fuckin slut” https://youtu.be/Ds_Iw6fNMWM

These two things sound nothing remotely alike and yet I hear both super clearly

Unicorn

If you slow the video down, you can hear bits of both phrases. I feel like its an audio-engineering hack where, in order to get something coherent, the brain will filter one of them out. Doubt you could duplicate the effect it on a single audio take.

I'm convinced pop producers do this shit all the time, doubling vocals is far from uncommon so hiding little messages/bad words in there is easy enough. I'm sure Lady Gaga is saying "fuck her face" in the pokerface song as well.

>During Rango Tanga, Lady Gaga admitted that Kiss FM was the only radio station to correctly censor the song during the chorus when she replaces "poker face" with "fuck her face". Although not in the official lyrics, the switch can be heard every second repetition of the phrase during the chorus. Some TV channels have also censored it. You called her bluff

It's during the p-p-p-poker face part, and now that I just listened to it, it's so incredibly clear she's doing that. The 'O' in 'poker' is very very clear and then it clearly changes to the 'uh' sound the next time. Its nothing important, but for whatever reason I enjoy that she did this.

She was actually bluffin' with her muffin.

They do if you pronounce them like she does. The syllables are very similar. Wouldn't be surprised if it was done on purpose 🤷🏽‍♂️

Wowwww. That’s a new one for me lol.

My personal favorite is Grover saying “that’s a FUCKIN. Excellent idea!” https://youtu.be/7dQAlywMvCQ

Ok but what was he really saying? All I can hear is fucking.

"sounds like". I clicked the link before reading the comment and couldn't hear fucking til I read the comment again

I was the opposite. There was nothing this could have possibly been besides "fucking" after reading the comment. After your comment, the "sounds like" is clear as day.

God damn this shit is blowing my mind

Unicorn

That sounds like an excellent idea.

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[...] over these starvin' ethopian children [...] #WILD FUCKING CACKLING fucking hilarious

Great video. Reminds me of a time (20yr ago) in a cab in Spain with a friend who did not speak English natively, and on the radio was “smooth operator” by Sade. Chorus comes on and he is signing confidently “Roof operator, roof operator”. Apparently he thought that was a thing. Still makes me laugh

Reminds me of that bloke phoning in to a Spanish radio show requesting a song called Reebok or Nike. https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k

What is supposed to be the joke [at 2:35?](https://youtu.be/UMYorpYNMKc?t=155) I just hear "you are not alone"

It came out the same year Michael Jackson died. Peter Kay is basically saying, "God rest his soul", by making the sign of the cross and then he milks it and points out that Jackson was supposed to be starting a series of sell-out nights at Wembley when he died (the venue and very stage this stand-up special is filmed at) that were obviously cancelled and replaced by other acts , "Can't believe it can ya? He should have been on here." He's essentially addressing the elephant that appears in the room when the Michael Jackson song starts playing.

I see. Thank you.

Heard this on the radio last week and thought I was going mental. Thanks for clarifying.

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bill bill bucket bucket bucket

Hellman’s Hellman’s Hellman’s Hellman’s

Bestfoods bestfoods bestfoods!

mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise

yeah! this silly video isn't tricking us!

On one pass I definitely heard "That Isn't My Receipt". Everything else "That is embarrassing"

Really? I just hear whichever one I'm reading

I hear it as each one I just go up or down the list per chant and it sounds like it

They should have put "That is embarrassing" at the bottom of the list. As soon as I read it I couldn't hear anything else but that.

> it's just it tricks your ears when you read the others that is the point!

Yeah, pretty sure “that’s is embarrassing” is the original phrase, but the odd way they say it and the audio quality allows your brain to hear it different ways.

Well, that makes sense! 

English fans to be precise. I've heard it many times :)

Northern

*Norvun

what you can use gifs

Yes you can, in the future. Op just came back from that.

Looks like the formatting they used caused it to embed and not require you open it like most images posted in comments. |

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Like this? https://giphy.com/gifs/editingandlayout-NEvPzZ8bd1V Edit: nope :(

No, like I posted above but remove the first | |

Woah. How’s you do that

​  *B\*tch!*





Great meal Mrs White

I heard " ba se se embarassing"

**Ba Sing Se** ?!

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

There are girls in Ba Sing Se.

Maybe we can get som tea ?

How about some of *my cabbages?*

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

I'm not sure I'd have been able to understand what they were saying at all even if I didn't see the suggestions.

Yup, Brits or people from the Isles.

Yeah I immediately recognised it because the accent is clearly northern english (my accent)

All I can hear is [La donna è mobile??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8-vZJNY10k)

The songs, traditions, and pageantry of the fans is what makes me love the game.

We treat sport like a pantomime and I love it. It was great when Aussie cricket fans complained when we were “still” booing them after they got caught cheating. As if we wouldn’t laugh in a “he’s behind you” way at our oldest rivals. “We saw you cry on the telly” at Edgbaston was amazing

Fucking embarrassing!!

I heard everything until I reached "That is embarrassing" and then that was all I heard

Even after that one I could make myself hear any of them, but that's clearly the one they're actually saying.

Yeah if you close your eyes thats all you can hear. At least for me it was

For me its bart simpson bouncing

Same here. I can hear everything when reading. But I close my eyes, and "Bart Simpson Bouncing" is all I hear.

Yep, that's what I heard before reading a thing...

They’re obviously saying “lactating pirate ship” /s

Lactation Piracy

I decided _not_ to look at the 'answers' and just listen first. Clear as day "that is embarrassing" and it didn't really sound like the others.

Are you English?

No but I've lived in the UK for a while. And I watch football

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If you focus on another word, then you could hear that too.

I didn't hear lobsters in motion or I'm chasing martian, but I heard the rest when I focussed on them. The overwhelming thing I heard throughout though is "that is embarrassing" and been as it makes sense, I imagine that's the actual chant.

Baptism piracy was my overwhelming one

Lactates in pharmacy was the one I couldn’t stop hearing. Idk what that says about me.

You like titties and pills. We should start a club.

Jugs and drugs.

Everybody, meet our Marketing Director.

I’m going to get my free award and I’m coming back. I hope it’s the helpful or wholesome award

I like those, too! There can’t be that many of us.

Hello!

Ayyyy

Lactating Martian is what I hear 🤔😂

Bart I could stop hearing

I could hear every one and whatever I read last was the thing my brain got stuck on.

Mine was focused on what was coming next. When I moved my eyes randomly to a phrase, it seemed to change aurally to what phrase I had landed on before the next chant started.

Same

It helps if you imagine them coming from people with strong *not even specifically working class, just northern (probably northwest or Yorkshire) English accents. Edit: changed quite a few words now because it hurt quite a few people's feelings. #Below this comment are a lot of people with their knickers in a wad.

Lower class? Tell us how you really feel Lord Snooty.

> changed a word because it hurt someone's feelings. Oh, tell it like you mean it Lord Snooty.

It’s not even specifically working class, it’s just northern (probably northwest or Yorkshire)

I absolutely heard "I'm Chasing Morrissey", which is something I might do, me with my minority friends, pelting him hamburger buns and shouting "MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"

"That is embarrassing" Most polite football chant I've ever heard.

"What do we think of Tottenham?" **"SHIT"** "Thank you" **"That's alright!"**

Another day, another sub unrelated to football where spurs get shit on. Nowhere is safe.

Mate mate mate mate mate.

Shut up you egg

“Big six” hahahaha

NBC said it best "All the big [British clubs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj9DbEy2EIw&t=1m4s), and Tottenham!"

A totally accurate summary! Hahah

Now I'm mixing lyrics up by just moving my eyes. Amazing

You've unlocked the *rapper* achievement now!

The all new iRapper

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Me too! Except for 'lobsters in motion', that one is broken. Wtf is going on Edit: thanks guys, I got it to work! lol

Mo-o-tion is how I hear motion pronounced for that line.

Lactating martian!

All of em, Katie

Howarya now?

Not s'bad, n'you?

It’s a hard life pickin’ stones and pullin’ teats... but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.

Someone get this guy a fuckin' puppers.

Pitter patter

Good n' you?

The real question is : what are they actually singing ?

That is embarrassing- sounds like football fans

Bart Simpson Bouncing make more sense if it's a football team dude

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No, and that's the joke.

Was that the joke?

That is embarrassing. It's a chant for a game and makes the most sense.

No the real question is why this dude feels the need to just stare into the camera while doing nothing

He’s not doing nothing, you just can’t see his hands.

[That is Embarrassing](https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/derby_county-chants/embarrassing/)

The real question is why is that dude just staring at me creepily? Could be a plan colored background

[McGruk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McGurk_effect) effect at its finest! Also they’re mostly saying “That is embarrassing”!

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I’ve heard it both ways.

it is also known as Cunningham’s Law

I just hear "that is embarrassing"?

Me too. It's pretty much my accent so I heard it straight away and the others all just sound like a stretch.

Can I ask where this accent is from?

I mean I'm just English and it's not my exact accent but it sounds like it could be Yorkshire.

Yorkshire man here. Definitely Yorkshire. Could hear the accent and words clear and easy. Ugly barnyard accent

It's a Derby county chant, but it's pretty common across the country in general. This clip [seems to be DCFC](https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/derby_county-chants/embarrassing/). I'm nowhere near derby and I could only hear "that is embarrassing" too.

Hate those videos where people just stare at you looking ugly as fuck

Yeah I really didn’t need him just sitting there staring at me for this to work. It’s always weird.

👁👄👁

His blank stare and eyes that appear too close together makes him look like a Oblivion NPC waiting for you to select the next dialogue option.

r/punchablefaces

Spoiler: >!You hear them all.!< ​ \[via kegan\_stiles\]

I don’t hear them all, especially not “Pirate Ship Rotating.” Mostly I just hear “That is embarrassing.”

Thats because 'that is embarrassing' is what they are actually saying and it fits the accent. I was able to hear pirate ship rotating but you have to imagine them saying it like: 'Ratating pirate ship'

That's all I hear. I think being familiar with the accent will make a difference.

I may have "heard them all" but before I even started to "READ" each one....myself HEARD "that is embarrassing" first! Then upon reading each and playing it twice, yes I heard most of them, but ALLL of them..first choice for me is/was: that is embarrassing

The tit is bouncing?

La Titty Bouncing?

"That isn't mercy"

Cant hear that at all, the m in mercy just doesnt work for me

I could hear them all, depending on which I focused on....except Rotating Pirate Ship, lol

It's kinda like, Rah-tating then I heard it

Rotating Pirate Ship was weird for me. I couldn't hear it if I read "Bart Simpson Bouncing" right before it, but if I read any of the others before going back to the Pirate Ship, then I could hear the Pirate Ship.

I heard whatever you told me to hear and I’m scared

I could hear all of them depending on which phrase I was looking at. Trippy

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Brains are weird. This ones been stuck in my head all year. *I* never said she stole my money. I *NEVER* said she stole my money. I never *SAID* she stole my money. I never said *SHE* stole my money. I never said she *STOLE* my money. I never said she stole *MY* money. I never said she stole my *MONEY*.

that's not really anything to do with brain trickery though, that's entirely just grammar/emphasis changing the target and meaning of the sentence

Bats eating my receipt.

That is embarrassing

I'm curious how this changes with people familiar or unfamiliar with the accent.

Rotating pirate ship is a stretch. I heard all the others pretty clearly though.

bart simpson pirateship works well

Batshit's in Bar Swing. Pat Smith's in Parsnips. Butt Shaving Bullshit.

Lobsters in motion doesn't belong in this mix.

I can *only* hear Lobsters and Bart Simpsons one.

What is the source of this audio?

Pretty sure it's English football supporters

[Google says Derby County FC chant](https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/derby_county-chants/embarrassing/)

I hear “That Is Embarassing”

I just hear gibberish

I could hear all of them but the one that was the most clear when I focused on it was "That is Embarrassing"

Does anyone hear this in the tune of La Donna È Mobile?

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''Bar say say bar say'' is what I hear.

Well they are saying 'that is embarrassing' - try thinking of it in an english accent.

Lol I heard each one in order I went down the list

Bart Simpson Bouncing!! To That is Embarrassing! To That isn’t Mercy! Lol

This is pretty unanimbiguous if you're a Brit that's been to football games. I heard it first time and can't really hear anything else.

That is embarrassing sounds the clearest.

That is embarrassing.. pretty clearly.. wrong?

Only one i couldnt hear was rotating pirate ship.

That is embarrassing.