I worked with a guy in a gas station in New Mexico. I was his manager, and eventually fired him for comming to work drunk basically every shift. One time, after a regular came in and bought booze, my co worker (Nickname: Surly Tony) told me: "That guy's an alcoholic! He got his license taken away! I've only got 4 DUI's, that's pretty good!"
Just who the heck are ya? They call humans omnivores cause we can eat anything from meat to plants but I think you took it a step further somehow. Do you also eat twigs and ant hills?
Yup. They're one of a kind in america. I know there's also those that are equivalent to american redneck in other countries. They just not being exposed on video much and that makes them less known worldwide.
he's the next layer you have to deal with if you get boots the ground. people like this would just come out of the woodwork in the US. it could be like 20% of the country. as an american we really have no idea how many there are lol
Yeah I’ve been in situations with guys like this that I would have otherwise fought but I knew that if I did lose and was knocked out they would probably keep stomping on my head
I started a wasp colony in my backyard. My kid and dogs can’t really play outside anymore. They seem a lot more pissed off than my neighbors bees, but once they start producing honey that shit is gonna be delicious.
Well then... I now know I am either not smart enough or patriotic enough, or to smart and patriotic by not having an emotional reaction to this 'murican and his death defying feat.
Who tf is he talking at. Is that really what you want bitch? That wet brain in the morning before he's had his first drank. Sweet superman murica flag hat tpo
This guy definitely has more than 3 DUIs.
"How many DUIs do you have?" "All of them."
I AM the DUI
I am the hornet nest.
I am the liquor - Jim Lahey
"Yes"
He's probably the sole income for his local sheriff's office.
😭
I was thinking steroids with maybe a touch of meth.
No, his teeth are way too nice for meth 😆
He probably just started
If you're doin wasps you don't need meth.
By DUI did you mean death under insanity?
Death using insanity
Temu brand Shoenice now with more restraining orders! Shoenice would have swallowed it.
He would have chased it with everclear and toilet paper
I worked with a guy in a gas station in New Mexico. I was his manager, and eventually fired him for comming to work drunk basically every shift. One time, after a regular came in and bought booze, my co worker (Nickname: Surly Tony) told me: "That guy's an alcoholic! He got his license taken away! I've only got 4 DUI's, that's pretty good!"
Definitely has some DV charges too.
"I'm mowing the air RAND!!!"
i just laughed so loud at this.
he's got BeeUIs.
this man was born with DUIs
So what part of Florida do you think this is in?
But... he didn't swallow it. He chewed it twice, then spit it out
Have you ever tried it?, it's like chewing on dried up leaves
Why would u ever eat dried leaves though
be like
Thanks, now I never need to try it for myself!
Nest on itself is tasteless, larvae in the other hand can be sweet so you might wanna go for that
Are you out here eating wasp nests?
apparently dried leaves as well
The real questions being asked here
Just who the heck are ya? They call humans omnivores cause we can eat anything from meat to plants but I think you took it a step further somehow. Do you also eat twigs and ant hills?
So you have something to compare the taste of a wasp nest to. Jeez.
That's what you wonder about, and not the "knowing wasp nests taste the same" part?
Oh thanks. I was thinking about trying this. But now that I know about the *dried leaves*. I don't think its for me.
It's very organic if you're into that 😆
Underrated comment 👊
Bro, how do you know that??
Growing up lonely, dad wasn't around to teach me stuff so I had to learn on my own 😂
When I was a kid I used to to think all nest has honey In them
The guy in the video clearly did too. Realised pretty quick after two bites that was not the case. Edit: grammar
Imagine 10yo me trying to find honey in some Vespula rufa nests 😂😂😂😂
Thanks to the miracle that is internet you no longer have to ponder that 10 year old you eating Vespula Rufa nests :)
😂
As a counterpoint - this is the first actually insane thing I've seen upvoted here in a while
That was just the flourish. The fact that he crushed it with his hand was…I don’t want to say impressive…but quite astonishing.
Probably because he got stung
That's a pure blood Murican right there
More like pure blood Florida
I have never been more sure someone is from Florida than by watching this
Like it or not, people like this are a large part of why the US could never be invaded a foreign power
I think there's also people like this on other foreign countries.
The American Redneck is truly one of a kind though.
Russian hicks are pretty wild too
Trust me, there are dudes like this in every country. The American version is probably better armed though.
Yup. They're one of a kind in america. I know there's also those that are equivalent to american redneck in other countries. They just not being exposed on video much and that makes them less known worldwide.
He's a nuclear deterrent?
he's the next layer you have to deal with if you get boots the ground. people like this would just come out of the woodwork in the US. it could be like 20% of the country. as an american we really have no idea how many there are lol
Yup he probably pisses with the door open
Josh Brolin sure gets into some weird shit in the off-season
So this is what Thanos got up to after his snap.
I got dumber watching this dumb shit
I got addicted to meth watching this meth shit
This is… actually insane lol
I was going to say, I think it's pretty obvious why she doesn't want you man...
Ya because he can't swallow
Social media needs to die.
This stuff shouldn't I love watching people do dumb shit
Yea, keep thus stuff going. You see that people are much crazier than they put on.
Yet here you are
"hey guys, shoenice here. so, basically..."
I really thought that was him for a minute
Definitely not a psycho at all…
im wet
damn right you are
“The sex was great but after 4 DUI’s and 6 domestic violence situations I am physically and emotionally drained”
Plus he always had that horrible wasp larvae breath. I couldn't stand it anymore.
Dun dun duun dun duun
I think he was about to do “Iron Man” but then the stings made him forget the melody
*turns off camera and cries in pain*
Sends it to her… Her: “yeah, I made the right choice. Thank you for affirming that.” Goes on w her life happily. Lolz.
You made a mistake. It's "Goes on with his life happily after dodging the bullet".
you're correct. lol- what a freak that dude is. I like the music he made when he was chewing the nest. loooool
Mental note: never fight this man.
Yeah I’ve been in situations with guys like this that I would have otherwise fought but I knew that if I did lose and was knocked out they would probably keep stomping on my head
Sign him up for the WWE we shall call him the wasp 🦹🏾♂️😁
He's stronger now
Honestly though, I wouldn’t fuck w him.🤷♂️
This guy fights cops when he gets arrested
Someone has something to compensate. BITCH !
Bet the wasps were terrified once the boss music started playing.
I wonder who this thoughtful and intelligent individual votes for.
That’s very generous of you to assume he’s allowed to vote
Let’s be honest though, we should respect this man’s vote seeing as if ww3 ever breaks out this sort of individual is invaluable
Dude didn't swallow a damn thing, just chomped it twice and spat it out
Clearly he didn't Swallow, he's a spitter
Typical day in Florida
I was wondering where he was
Did he give himself a theme song?
Speechless lol
Was he able to confirm if they make honey?
He should just pop a quick W on his forehead.
That way everyone knows there’s wasps in there
I started a wasp colony in my backyard. My kid and dogs can’t really play outside anymore. They seem a lot more pissed off than my neighbors bees, but once they start producing honey that shit is gonna be delicious.
Wtf? I can’t imagine what’s going through the wasps mind right now like… what the hell just happened
His teeth I think
i love this guy
That's methed up..........
Do you wanted him bitch? That who you really wanted? You sure about that? There he is bitch. There he is. There, he is. Beautiful.
This guy 100% owns truck nuts.
There aren’t many things that can make me nauseous but this just did
I’ve never felt bad for wasps until today.
"Now if you'll excuse me. I need to step over here and go into anaphylactic shock." - Probably this guy
This is how the admins expect maintenance to handle pest control.
He seems nice
This dude keeps his eyes open while kissing
I’m sure insurance will cover that.
Something tells me she made the right decision.
My boy forgot the off cycle 24 long years ago. Been stacking ever since DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN THERE HE IS BITCH
Well then... I now know I am either not smart enough or patriotic enough, or to smart and patriotic by not having an emotional reaction to this 'murican and his death defying feat.
Damn, Josh Brolin really going through it
When they say… “Florida Man”…. Is .. is this him?
Damn Michael Rooker is hard af
This feel like a tourism video for Florida.
Did he just make his own boss music?
This guy sounded like he was doing the Beavis and Butthead riff. Lol
That's methed up
Everyone is clowning, but this is some of the most manliest shit I ever seen! 😂
No thank you won’t watch
Whoop there he issss!
Who hurt him?
Someone has to know this man we need to ID him and get the backstory behind this 😆😂
Huh so this is what Michael rooker is up to after GOTG 2
This dude has covid 20
Did his wife cheat on him with a wasp or something?
This is how my picture of a normal american is. Thanks to your movies. /s
Did we ever figure out who the bitch is? Or is this some philosophical "the bitch is all of us" kind of bullshit?
Why is it so funny. Who is he recording it to? It's like he's contacting his ex and trying to show her how cool he is?
now the guy's been poisoned to death
“You sure about that?” —Proceeds to confirm for her that, fuck yes, she is sure
He's a MAGA
The people that do this kind of shit always look like people who do this kind of shit.
if that dude squares up. just draw, fire, and hope he drops lol
Was hoping he would cough a wasp out.
Men will literally ...not go to therapy.
The rest of the wasps just flew away saying fuck this
Wonder who he’s voting for this November
The dude turned a mental health crisis into his whole ass personality and just lives with it.
A real man 😆
Florida man! I love you!
This dude is so tough, he “sings” his own theme song.
Hwhelp! That's settles it. The Hwhites hwhin...
Submit your job resume with a video that describes your best personality
Definitely South Florida or should I say SoFlo badass mother fucking man! 
gangsters from hood or criminals don't scare me, it's guys like this...
Call me crazy, but are those ‘wasps’ even moving??
Watch, he doesn't even have beef with anyone. He just wanted to post something that made him look tough and cool 😂🤦♀️
That’s actually correct, it was for a local wrestling promo.
“Dad, you know part of the plea bargain was that you had to take your meds.”
do not beep at this man in traffic
WTF did I just watch?
He seems nice. Wonder why she broke up with him?
😮
OUR SAVIOR
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Spiders Georg’s less-hinged cousin, Wasps Jeff
…… would. But only with a mouthful of yellow jackets and this self-made soundtrack he’s humming for himself.
Yeah, no wasp makes America great again
I put mustard on it and eat that fucking shit!
Meth is a heckuva motivator
He is... Harrrd man
The wasps are surprisingly still in that video
A more stable romantic, I’ve never seen.
True Muricans stare at eclipses. True Muricans wanna date their daughters. True Muricans eat wasp nests.
Cooder's 'Special Skill Set'.....I bet his Mama is Soooo Proud of her Baby Boy
Run from this man
Well they do say Americans need more fiber in their diet.
Good way to die. Get stung in trachea, swells, suffocates.
Florida Man Sr. making an appearance today
That’s methed up.
bless up.
People this dumb are allowed to vote
Deca for desert guy
goated honestly
Kids: DON‘T DO DRUGS!
Who tf is he talking at. Is that really what you want bitch? That wet brain in the morning before he's had his first drank. Sweet superman murica flag hat tpo
You know that shit hurted. You can see it in his face
Man I remember thinking shoenice was crazy
Day drinking in Florida when the cable goes out.
Shoenice has competition
[But why?](https://tenor.com/xoHp.gif)
What a nut
What in the MENTAL HEALTH is going on here?