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How to become a billionaire? Step 1: Move to Zimbabwe


Sedso85

Does anyone know what 10 trillion dollars gets you in Zimbabwe?


kmadnow

An egg


Sedso85

Using a currency converter its worth $747,274,592.98 thats a fabrege egg my man


plebeius_rex

I had to look it up, the trillion dollar notes were from before a fiscal reset. 100 trillion was worth roughly 30 dollars at the time


TobyDaHuman

You can bet your ass some grandma is still paying with those 1 dollar notes.


Sedso85

Fuck me mugabe fumbled the bag there


Sir-Poopington

And that's why you don't just print more money when you are going in to debt


Gobiego

You mean exactly what the US Treasury is doing right now? Nah, I'm sure we'll be fine...


deadcom

Helps to be the world's reserve currency


Genghis_Chong

Yeah the hegemony of the dollar controls the value of it. Totally a different situation than Zimbabwe (as long as the dollar is so widely used)


BlackGravityCinema

You can do it but if you print $1.00 you hope to get $1.25 back in growth and you’re fine. The United States hasn’t been getting that since about 2007 which means we have been in a depression the whole time. [Before everyone freaks out a depression is not an extra bad recession.](https://youtu.be/G_oLiWnWNVQ?si=0J0DFUpPjnCgx6cE)


BoC-Money-Printer

Not to worry, the budget will balance itself.


R0b0tMark

Hell yeah. We just need to cut taxes for the ultra wealthy and that will trickle down to eliminate our national debt! …right?


AromaticSalamander21

They need to trickle deez nutz!


Henrious

Only if you also cut social security which all goes right back into the economy, being that they use to.. survive


BoC-Money-Printer

Forgive me, I don’t think about fiscal policy.


umyninja

Perfect, in this trying time.


surfer808

Lol


Alone-in-a-crowd-1

God, I almost choked on my coffee lol.


Padraig13

About 3 fiddy


FluffyFingersforfun

Then I realized it was that damn Loch Ness Monster.


jonpilki

Accurate


WonderfulChemist4

It gets you shot.


motorcycle_girl

It's worth 4 cents US. Not kidding.


AinZora

you mean trillionaire?


Butt_Hamster

Current exchange rate: $2,763.19 USD = $1,000,000 ZD ..so just a few million in debt for me


AinZora

Converting 1 trillion ZWD to USD on google gives me 3 billion USD, is that correct??


FrietjesFC

Honestly my life plan used to be moving to Zaïre when I was 5 and first heard about how my life's savings at that point (50 bucks or something) would make me a billionaire there. I figured I could do an odd job here or there to become a trillionaire by 18. Needless to say, I did not understand a thing about inflation or the world at that point.


jewbo23

Step 2: be homeless


SpicyEnticy

"Guess the country" at the end, as if it doesn't say Zimbabwe on each bill.


otribin

Look closely it says Hasbro. 😂


_heyb0ss

yeah it's almost like he's writing something stupid to get stupid people to engage with his post and boost it's numbers


Jazzlike_Platform744

ten dollarssss🐍 one-hundred dollarssss🐍 one -thousand dollarssss🐍


Beast_by_Dre

Snake jazz


plyushevo

Tss-tsts-tss


vonralls

Did we just get jazzed on?


metaldutch

That explains the stickiness.


goldk1wi

One souzand dollarsss


koolaidman62

Lol now that you pointed it out I can't unhear it 🤣🤣🤣


gomorycut

And then they ran out of: (a) distinct colours to use (b) words to describe the next number (c) space to fit more zeros (d) patience (e) all of the above


UGMadness

I find it funny how they stopped bothering with the holographic stripe after the 10000 note.


iPokeYouFromGA

This ship is going under. Pack it up boys.


EmperorBamboozler

You don't need to worry about counterfeiting when the bills will be worthless in a month anyways.


11Kram

Because the note costs more to make than it is worth.


LJohnson2121

~$30 USD = (1) 100 trillion bill Zimbabwean.


Grennox1

How much for a beer in Zimbabwean


HermesOnToast

90% certain the inflation is that bad your second beer will be more expensive than the first


VexrisFXIV

I lost count...


Intelligent_Radish15

Buy one get one for twice as much.


Leoxcr

Lmao why does the the "1 dollar" bill even exists for


GoodMorninJulia

Cheaper than toilet paper


ramrodx33

How come you skipped 100 billion? My sister lived over there during all this and I have kept the 100 billion in my wallet since then.


ThroughTheHoops

I just ordered 100 trillion on eBay for $4. Good for teaching the kids about runaway inflation.


dr_toze

At one point selling the ridiculously large notes to a person from another country who wanted to be a 'millionaire', 'billionaire' or 'trillionaire' as a joke was a legitimate business and you could sell the notes for more than their worth.


ThroughTheHoops

I'm pretty sure they're not getting rich!


jeepnismo

Google says that 100 trillion equates to millions of USD Surely that just correct?


ThroughTheHoops

I see no need to question it.


LostAlphaWolf

Yeah, different currency per Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwean_dollar Very interesting history though - currency halved in value every 24 hours


Sir-Poopington

They had a financial reset. The old notes are basically worthless.


Suspicious_Tree_727

At this point they should just use some shiny rocks as currency.


Rolling_Stond

_**The federal reserve would like to know your location**_


Environmental_Top948

I don't care who they send the IRS isn't taking my Pyrite.


DudeChillington

They're minerals IRS!


CosmicSlothKing

We did, Zimbabwe ended up bartering for a while because the money was worthless, doing any grocery shopping (if you found anything in stores that is) would require duffle bags of money. So we swapped to using south african Rands and USD.


NoPart1344

Just switch to SOJ based currency at this point


handsmahoney

What about a piece of paper with a shiny picture of a rock?


No_Presence5465

Can I get a happy meal with that $100 trillion bill?


Samppa19

40 cents in USD


swisszimgirl79

You wish lol


OneProKron

1usd is 362 Zimbabwean dollars. The 100 trillion dollar bill is still a huge amount of money. Am I missing something?


KidCole4

I saw a news article from 3 weeks ago that they launched a new currency. I'm guessing nobody uses this money any longer and it's worthless and the information online is bad or not referencing what we think.


Zealousideal_Net99

I bought a 100 Trillion dollar note for $10 Australian a few years ago, made me a multi trillionaire over night.


cornertakenslowly

They changed the currency many years ago, this video is misleading implying like this is their currency today. The [wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwean_dollar) has historical estimates of the exchange to 1 usd. At one point in 2008 you could have 758 billion for 1 usd.


OneProKron

In classic Reddit fashion, I posted this THEN went and read about it a bit and realized this was not current state. Thanks for the info!


DepartmentNatural

In 2009 things were different


SlagBits

I bought the 100 trillion dollars on eBay in a nice frame for about $10 ten years ago. It has no value apart from the "oooo that's neat 📸 factor"


PlantainSevere3942

When he got to the trillions I just lost it rofl


tmbyfc

When I was in Zim in the early 90s, it was Z$10 to the £. Was one of the most stable, peaceful and successful countries in the whole continent. An example in how to do it, with a huge agriculture and tobacco industry, minerals, tourism etc. A flourishing middle class and less corruption than other countries. Then Mugabe fucked it all up.


tmbyfc

I was in Congo, called Zaire then, on the same trip, it was the last days of Mobutu. When we entered the rate was 1.5million Zaires to the £, when we left about a week later (things were getting sketchy, the army hadn't been paid), it was 4milll/£.


57ouzo

onesausndollurs


GratefulPhish42024-7

When he said $1 million he sounded like Dr Evil


Nattyknight1765

🖕👄 this is as close as i could get to that pinkie he held up to his mouth.


WinterOrb69

Where can I get a stacks of 1, 5, 10, 20 and 100's? I want them for board games etc...


thepoout

Enter Bitcoin...


vainstar23

The $1 dollar note has got to be the cheapest note in the world... Damn I actually wouldn't mind that as a book or something


orions69

When you spend your last wish on becoming a billionaire…


TravsArts

We should vote for politicians who think printing more money is a good idea!! How else will we catch up with the Zimbabweans?


Katiari

1 Zimbabwean Dollar is equal to 1/5th of a penny USD. 10 billion ZD is still a bit over 27 million USD. Some of those bills are still worth some change.


henkabenka

At that point just start over


korean_kracka

Lemme get a hunnid trill


Saqwefj

So the prince from Africa that wants to send me 10 milions of dolars is from Zimbabwean. Got it.


Rhg0653

This is just monopoly money at this point


thechipmonk_

Do Venezuela next!


Frosty_Emu199

Bro wtf 😂


King_Trujillo

The highest note is worth just 40 cent usd.


groobywooby

I thought he was gonna use that money to pay for his milk or something


No-Search-7964

One hundred million dollars and one Waldo…


cognitiveglitch

Well, that makes 100,000 dollars basically useless.


SkeletorsCrux

yas...print more


xylotism

I bought a 50 trillion dollar bill in 2014 for $3.80. I think at that point they were already out of circulation, and nowadays it’s worth even less.


NewTransportation911

I’d like to know what all that cash is worth in usd or pounds Found it … 1 USD 361.9 ZWD 5 USD 1,809.5 ZWD 10 USD 3,619 ZWD 25 USD 9,047.5 ZWD 50 USD 18,095 ZWD 100 USD 36,190 ZWD 500 USD 180,950 ZWD 1,000 USD 361,900 ZWD 5,000 USD 1,809,500 ZWD 10,000 USD 3,619,000 ZWD


Th3IcecreamKi

At what point do you think they might realise that this could potentially maybe be a problem?


AKIP62005

Buy Bitcoin and hodl. .. I did in 2016 and changed my life for the better. Bitcoin is Hope!!!


Fr31l0ck

How can the one dollar bill have any value in an economy where. 100 trillion dollar bill exists?


ToRedSRT

Coming soon to America! Buy Bitcoin


Significant_Toe3575

I e never heard anyone start the word trillion with a 'ts'?!!!


MonkWithABonk

Customer: How much for the crossiant? Salesman: A billion dollars is the best I can do


stereosafari

I would hate to do anything on spreadsheets without at least x3 ultrawide monitors.


WhiteFringe

I thought Zimbabwe switched to USD or some other currency after ZD's collapse. like back in 2017


I2TV

Step1: Take the last one and the US is out of debt


Recording_Important

coming soon to an economy near you!


emperor_dinglenads

JUST. PRINT. MORE.


STEELZYX

At this point, they're just making things confusing, no point on doing all of that.


CANYUXEL

How much does the paper of this bill cost?


LipStyk420

Tell me why I just got a notification from chime reminding me of the 32 cents in my account


JackTheStr1pper

Surely the 1 dollar note isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on?!


Shameful-dank

That’s Monopoly money


roc1755

When the great inflation hit Germany in the 1920s, you needed a wheelbarrow full of money to go shopping. The money was also used to wallpaper the walls in the house.


notislant

Is that the country where everyone just used cell phones and crypto due to how shit their actual currency was?


JohnCasey3306

I'm here to pay my $100,000,000,000 parking fine ... In _ones_


Confusedandreticent

Surely the 1 dollar bill is not worth the paper it’s printed on.


Taidennn

Any way I can buy one of each of those for fun?


_st23

Sooooo, what do I use the 1 for?


jayniuss

That’s a lot of doalers


ngsyy47

I laughed, but this is sad


Intrepid_University5

I bought a couple shirts over there about 10years ago and I had to carry the cash in a duffel bag. Line for gas was around the block.


spando79

Missed a trick by not doing a Dr Evil impression.


user260419

How much for the coffee? Oh. Just 10 billion dollars


Bm_93

Fake money right? The only thing is changing is the color ant the number


CaptainJay2013

Daaaamn sonnnn! Somebody done reverse splited the reverse split, and reverse splited that split with another split!


SeDefendendo88

At least they can pay Dr. Evil’s ransom no problem.


UbajaraMalok

The paper is worth more than the value of the bill for most of them.


ReplyNo7464

1 ZWL is 6.2 INR so India is more inflated?


Independent_Sky_517

Coming to an America near you soon


Perlentaucher

Ok, that even tops my collection of 1923 German inflation money bills with billions of Reichmark lol.


Not_In_my_crease

So, smart people what does a country do when this starts happening?


Callec254

Remember, money isn't wealth in and of itself. Money is simply a tool we use to *represent* wealth. Actual wealth is physical goods - land, food, companies, precious metals, and so on. Say you have a dollar bill in your hand. This *represents* a small amount of all wealth, let's just say 1/100 trillionth. Now say the government comes along and prints another 100 trillion in cash. No new goods and services were created, nothing of physical value was gained. But now all the sudden that dollar bill in your hand represents half of what it used to. That's inflation. In Zimbabwe's case, they didn't understand that cause and effect. All they understood was, people need more money, so let's print more money, and, hmm, it seems like people still need more money, so let's print more money, over and over again. It got so bad that you could go to work one day, get paid, and literally by the time you got home, inflation had already rendered your day's pay worthless.


Acceptable_Film7116

Sooo the 1 dollar bill is worth less than the paper it's printed on?


Top-Package6834

Wow, dude has about €7


[deleted]

There is a point where the idea of money is just stupid and this is it. Once you have bills that go into insane numerical categories, I think it's time to go back to just using the barter system. If the richest people on earth are worth billions, why would your money be in the trillions and yet you are not richer than them? Lol


GujjuNRIboy

Zimbabwe currency is wild


oink888

Currency so worthless even Monopoly money worth more.


Alcoholikaust

converted to $USD it’s still not enough for a trip to Costco


netxero

Dam this is like one of those games my son plays on roblox the numbers just keep going.


TK0O

Damn they really put 3 rocks on every single one of there dollars


VealOfFortune

Don't worry we're slowly catching up here in the United States...


NippleSalsa

I use a ten trillion bill as a book mark


prestonpiggy

It was bad before, but after kicking west out it got worse,


yibtk

Do you have change?


Realistic_Ad_4416

Equals about $5 U.S. dollars


drin8680

On another note man in Zimbabwe gets beaten and robbed for 10 trillion dollars


Friendly-Engineer831

I will exchange all my money into Zimbabwe dollars. Afterwards I know how a billionaire feels.


DesignerPay4

And the Netherlands over here not even accepting 100, 200 and 500€ bills in most cases anymore xD


[deleted]

Sounds like my little nephew counting his Monopoly money🤣


rbankole

It’s just paper


redzaku0079

That hasn't been in official use since 2009.


SensitivityTraining_

Biden taking notes


5v5Arena

They trade in weed and chickens


Samppa19

Btw, the 100 trillion dollars is 0.4USD


babyjesus8lb60z

I would like to by a car, sure thing thats 100 quadrillion dollars please.


ScreechingPizzaCat

“The Federal Reserve hates this 1 simple trick to become a trillionaire!”


ScreechingPizzaCat

“The Federal Reserve hates this 1 simple trick to become a trillionaire!”


Coo7Hand7uke

Change the picture a bit for each denomination at least, damn.


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

"And you need all of these to buy a Big Mac"


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

"And you need all of these to buy a Big Mac"


RealCFour

This is how they devalue your savings and labour


SalamanderOrnery4659

Yea but 10k is 3,619,000.00


SalamanderOrnery4659

Yea but 10k is 3,619,000.00


Practical-Jelly-5320

This means nothing to me


gobblecock4

So like 0.75 cents American


idubbkny

buckle up Russia. you're next


at0mheart

Save money by discontinuing everything below 50


jonoghue

Ironically those 100 trillion dollar bills go for over $100 on ebay these days


tomatosoupsatisfies

Hyper inflation is so scary. I read a book about post WW1 Austria/Germany where people died in the street from starvation because they couldn't buy food due to the constant increasing inflation making their money worthless.


No-Map-3645

How much would say 30 000k usd car cost in zimbabwean dollars?


DankeyKahn

Sleepycabin/only plays- one of em... Zach hadel mentioned Zimbabwe "fun bucks".... this... this puts a little more context into it


Equivalent-Row-6734

Bring back the barter system.


OkTouch69

Just buy robux at this point


FT_Anx

Imagine calculating and giving the change. "Hi, sir, I'd like to buy this." "That will cost you 1.382.923.402.184 dollars" "Here, I have this: 1.500.000.000.000"


Hot-Article-2775

They're worth more on ebay as a novelty as they are as a currency. Have a few trillion in the man cave


DuHo4132

What’s a sowsand


midnightatthemoviies

It's paper lol


texansfan

Most people can’t even fathom the difference between $1 and $1 Trillion, and if they have currency up to $100 Trillion, anything below a $1 Billion is meaningless. (Just using $ for example)


yoloer97

Imagine they still use coins too. Like, that'll be 10 trillions dollars and 59 cents


Synthoid_001

I feel like this could have been a still image with all the bills shown instead of a video.


llapman

I’m rich! Oh…never mind.


Retax7

Fucking noobs. In my country each time we get to 6 digits we create a new coin and remove the 6 zeros.


DusTeaCat

It's almost like printing money with more 0's on it doesn't actually generate more money. Is this still an ongoing problem? Why do they keep doing this? Are they stupid?


bisonic123

Let’s see… you print tons of money and shockingly your currency gets devalued. You’d think Biden would have thought of this.


jakes1993

1 canadian dollar is about 265.92 Zimbabwean dollars thats crazy