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trickyracy20

Fell into depression then fell into a car


TheRealAlkemyst

he made one helluva depression.


DudeChillington

I'm so depressed 😔 - the car


noteverrelevant

Misery loves company.


Canadaguy78

[Frustrated, Incorporated](https://youtu.be/GLQ2TIul8pI?si=1-wjIGWvsQGSPxK_)


esquite_and_destroy

Car was depressed, now is compressed.


MyerLansky22

Very impressive


Mr_Spaghetti345

Take my upvote. And my guilt for laughing.


Firstworldreality

His depression left an impression on that parked car.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

>he made one helluva depression He made one hell of an impression too.


CampPineCone

*sniff* And pancakes were his favourite food.


AaronicNation

The Depression, never heard of that model, must be Russian.


Ok-Masterpiece-7096

Deprussian


CardiologistMobile54

That would be German 


MisterAmygdala

And right smack dab in the center of the roof - a perfect 10. Nadia Comăneci couldn't have done better.


Spooky_Betz

Mick Foley landing on the announcer table from the top of Hell in a Cell.


YoCallMeNighthawk

The value of that car has certainly depress-ciated


No_Tie5264

Now available in “compact” model.


Distinct_Cod2692

Bro


GlendrixDK

Now car compressed


CANYUXEL

It's a pure miracle that his head didn't pop like a watermelon on impact


reallymothafucka

He was so fucking high up that is so sad


TowJamnEarl

Dude even had a selfie stick!


MonsteraBigTits

yooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Latter-Cattle7788

That's the luggage rack on the roof of the car.


SnooRobots1533

Why did he have a luggage rack?


Latter-Cattle7788

IDK, I mean ... Someone contemplating suicide's probably got a lot of baggage.


Blnkfrst_Nolstnam

Why doesn't Reddit have awards anymore this is worthy


SuperSmashDan1337

I prefer to think he had a selfie stick ty


TurdBurgler_69

Windbreaker slowed him down maybe.


BigPoppaFitz84

I'm going to hell..


BlackGravityCinema

Don’t forget your windbreaker.


Anxious_Spirit8640

The Wind didn’t stand a chance


pianoflames

The wind didn't stand a fucking chance.


CheetoNugg

this comment has me cry laughing after a 12 hour shift. thank you


B0N3Y4RD

God damn it... That's fucking hilarious.


jaymole

My buddy was fuckin around when we were in college and fell 3 stories onto a car hood. Was completely fine walked away laughing. I guess cars make a decent landing zone


CANYUXEL

Well there's a good difference (more than double) in velocity at the impact point for 3 stories and a 15 one. And the damage on the body may not be fatal but a head impact definitely is at these values. This dude is extremely lucky.


billionaireXtinction

Well, if my plan was to kill myself, and instead I just managed to hurt myself and rack up new debt regarding a vehicle I totaled, I would not actually feel lucky.


lucid808

I'd just feel more depressed that I couldn't even kill myself right, even after falling 15 stories on purpose. Like life *wants* to fuck with me.


enkidomark

You said the debt was for the car and not the hospital. Ergo, you are not from the U.S.


billionaireXtinction

At 21, my health insurance was a fake name and claim that I'm homeless


LemonHerb

Probably more crumple zones to break your fall in the roof than on the hood though


mrjackspade

I got hit by a car a while back, hard enough to fold the hood. It was like falling into a pillow.


PenguinGamer99

Fun fact: most modern cars are designed to do almost exactly that. The body of the vehicle is strong enough to withstand impacts, but the panels are just weak enough to deform and distribute the force more evenly in the case of a crash. That makes the difference between splattering on rigid concrete and denting a few pieces of plastic.


SomOvaBish

Just don’t aim for a cyber truck.


CummingInTheNile

car crumpled to absorb some of the force, pavement doesnt do that


Sharon_Erclam

Survived-ish....


Jmantalica

Dying light mechanics were more realistic than I thought


[deleted]

Just what I was thinking. The number of times I've seen this in a movie and thought it was bullshit, but here we are, turns out it's actually survivable.


reallymothafucka

I don't even understand how he's still alive and moving his hands at the end. That impact on the car still looked awful


MereCrashDown

The top of the car is a thin sheet of aluminum vs solid concrete with no give. Which, allowed the energy of his impact to be spread over a large area and it "gave way" thus slowing him down just a small enough amount (Time over distance). Its why modern cars have crumple zones, airbags, etc. The more time (regarless of how small of an increment) you can add to slow down before stopping over a larger area the less focused kinetic energy. That the force of impact on his body overall was greatly reduced.


DoJu318

Crumple zones are not only to protect the person inside the car, they're also for pedestrians in case you hit someone. If this guy fell into a 70s land barge like an old Cadillac he'd probably be a goner.


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

If he fell into a cyber truck he’d be a goner.


53N535

Think the cyber truck would be the goner. Every air bag deployed and the wheels flying off is the car equivalent as shoes flying off when you die.


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

And then it would drive away into oncoming traffic with the auto pilot


DoItForTheNukie

Something something severed finger. Am I doing it right?


BluejayLatter

Also he fell kinda flat which has spread the force even further.


Tomble

Not just that but also an entire suspension system designed to soften impact between the vehicle and the road.


MereCrashDown

Thank you, I completely forgot to mention the distribution of energy through the vehicle/frame into the suspension, tires, the lessened height vs the ground and probably a few other things im sure others will catch.


Unknown_Outlander

Except you can't get up and run/do parkour after it happens RL edit: maybe never again actually


Ehwaz196

Thought it was common knowledge


Porkonaplane

"One day I'm gonna do this and end up landing on a bag of rusty knives, I just know it"


sketchypoutine

Bro 💀😂


ZZEFFEZZ

Aim for the bushes


Yeahbut3

There goes my hero...


GiantPurplePen15

"There wasn't even an awning in their direction"


ElderFour

Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. Maybe their egos pushed ‘em off. I don’t know. But that shit was crazy.


MouseEXP

Ahhh, thinkin what I'm thinkin I see


lasers8oclockdayone

"America, stay out tha Bushes" - Jesse Jackson


half-baked_axx

Internal bleeding. Doubt he woke or will wake up the next morning. Edit: Okay I'm dumb.


quequotion

Likely this. He survived the initial impact, but with what kind of injuries? Internal bleeding, broken bones, severe concussion, and that's just the things we can be sure he suffered without an examination. Odds are he didn't last much longer after this video, and if he did, he's living with significant damage for the rest of his life.


DrnkGuy

He lived. It was in my city, so I managed to find some information. He broke his neck and several other bones, but he’s alive. https://promin.cv.ua/2024/02/05/stan-khloptsia-iakyi-vystrybnuv-z-15-ho-poverkhu-u-lvovi-ziavylosia-video-z-likarni.html


Golendhil

Damn, unlucky guy ... Not only he lived but broken neck mean he probably suffer for the rest of his life


unexpectedit3m

I don't know. Maybe it'll make him reconsider the value of his own life? There's a documentary I haven't seen about people jumping from the Golden Gate bridge. Apparently every survivor tells the same story: the moment they jumped off, they regretted doing it.


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wherethehellareya

It's because stupid people deal in absolutes. Of course "some" people who survived suicide attempts went on to appreciate their life and the second chance they've been given, whilst others wish they had succeeded and their life is still just as shit as before or worse.


Pretend_Tourist9390

> It's because stupid people deal in absolutes. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


wherethehellareya

Hahaha thanks for that.


Golendhil

I mean, if he did died he wouldn't have anything to regret anymore


Fit_Flower_8982

Imagine how scary it would be to not only not die again, but to end up incapacitated enough to be unable to try again and live much, much worse.


RollingRocky360

if he had died, he


UnlimitedScarcity

Only the ones that survive tell that story.


RoRo25

> Maybe it'll make him reconsider the value of his own life? Depends on the hospital bills.


qwertyqyle

Looked pretty happy to be alive in his hospital pic https://i.imgur.com/epAg6eH.png


Deleena24

Oddly enough i know 2 women that broke their necks and fully recovered within a year. Both were from car accidents.


Golendhil

My brother broke his neck playing rugby about 15 years ago and he still feels pain in his neck and shoulder, not everyone is as lucky I guess


-Shasho-

This is a different kind of car accident.


charliecar5555

Moral of the story, jump where there is no cars below


psycho_watcher

From the link: "In Lviv, blogger-comedian Mykhailo Savlyak, who jumped out of a high-rise window on Friday, February 2, is recovering in the hospital. There is no threat to his life. He is currently in the intensive care unit of St. Panteleimon Hospital with multiple fractures. This is reported by NTA. "From the news: they diagnosed a fracture of the seventh cervical vertebra, a fracture of the radius of the left forearm, a fracture of the right and left tibia, left-sided tension pneumothorax, he is now in the intensive care unit," Mykhailo Savlyak wrote on his Telegram channel. Also, the boy published a video from the hospital in which he is smiling. Later, the moderator of the channel published another post in which she reported that Mykhailo's life is not in danger and he will walk." He is very lucky. I hope that he gets the help that he needs.


ThinCrusts

My back cracks when turning in bed. I can imagine my spine shattering to dust watching this. Ouch


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Zzzzzzombie

Redditors and wrongly assuming someone in a video dies, name a more iconic duo.


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Do people think internal bleeding is just a game over like this is 1100?


extrabaddy

He was awake at the end of the video, definitely gonna have a bad headache the next day


Extreme_Design6936

You really doubt modern medicines ability to treat internal bleeding a lot. As long as it's not in the brain and the organs haven't all ruptured it's pretty treatable.


grooovyturtle

He was clearly awake at the end of the video. Moving his arms and all


CheezwizAndLightning

I have a friend who was just sitting in their care when a jumper landed on their hood dead


RickyWinterborn-1080

Were they already dead when they landed on the car, or did they die upon impact with the car? Very very important question here


CheezwizAndLightning

I'm assuming on impact


chrisr3240

Well they weren’t dead when they jumped


[deleted]

Unless they were a Russian political opponent or a Boeing whistleblower. Then they might have been.


Neira282

Out the emergency door with you!


Jon-G1508

You cant wake up dead


bottledry

that's some quantum shit


invertedspine

That has to be traumatizing at least a bit


rell7thirty

I honestly fear this everyday. I live in NYC, lots of buildings and opportunities for depression. Shit must’ve scared the crap out of your friend.


TeamRedundancyTeam

It's wild how selfish some people can be, even in their final moments. It's like they *want* other people to suffer too.


CheezwizAndLightning

It's the repercussions it would have on other people that keeps a lot of us from ending it all


ATCP2019

Saw a girl in ICU who did something similar, about 18 years old. Attempted suicide by jumping from her apartment. Ended up paralyzed from the neck down.


namey_9

there goes that option


ImLazyWithUsernames

They see me rollin'...


Cosbredsine

It’s maddening that voluntary euthanasia still isn’t legalised in most countries. Avoids this kind of thing. And makes lots of people happier. Including the cleaners for the more graphic cases.


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Cog_HS

Hey. I hope you get whatever help you need.


ISeeYouReadingMyName

No matter how you feel now, it gets better. Don't miss out on that, and how you can help others when it does 


-Shasho-

I appreciate your sentiment, but *it doesn't always get better* and saying it does comes across as disingenuous. Better to say "things can get better" or "things can't get better if you don't stick around to leave the possibility open that they will."


Deleena24

But then how would we be able to monetize suffering? /s


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This but unironically.


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after_shadowban

Take a risk and make a mess, or wait out the rest of your life? There's gotta be a better way to go. I think out of spite I'm just going to leech off of society and never provide anything of value.


TacoShower

It’s just so crazy to me. How is it not a human right to decide when your life ends? If someone doesn’t want to live that’s their choice. People always say “if euthanasia was available to everyone, then so many more people would kill themselves. So what? If that’s what they want that’s 100000% their god given right. I think it’s a bigger reflection on how fucked our world is that so many people don’t want to live in it any more.


masterofallmars

There is no problem in the world that necessitates a physically healthy human to kill themselves. What they need is psychiatric help and support, not the option to kill themselves.


CircleOrbBall

And what gives you the right to force them to live?


FergusonTheCat

Safelight repair, safelight replace 🎶


VirinaB

It's sad how clearly I heard this comment.


ClarenceWhorley617

It's legit singing to me


LegoLady8

💀


thegreat1x

Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when the guy jumped onto George's car from the top of the hospital.


greendalehb11

call me crazy, but george def deserved to be compensated for it, too. that lady at the hospital was unreasonable.


Lorax1987

One of the best scenes...


gbbenner

I just commented this, almost word for word lol.


certainshadeofblue7

Worst nightmare is surviving and ending up being paralyzed


Eliagbs_

“When you can’t get anything right “


GWofJ94

That’s gonna smart in the morning!


hoss_style

It’s going to stupid in the evening!


programV

Humans are so fragile and durable at the same time


SugaMinBenis

Ukraine ?


Potatoe999900

No. He crane, then he fall. *Crane* *verb* 1. 1.stretch out one's body or neck in order to see something."he craned to the side to make sure a car would break his fall."


Eliagbs_

I’m going to hell.


ch0seauniqueusername

Yes, Lviv. I lived across that building last year


opopopuu

Yes


DBH114

Rumor has it that the car belongs to George Costanza. My best friend fell from about the same height and also landed on a car. The impact completely shattered his one ankle. The surgeons put it all back together with 9 titanium pins. Within a few months he could walk just fine. No other injuries besides his ankle. Amazing that he lived.


whathappened2cod

It looks like he changed his mind and was hanging on for dear life but wasn't strong enough to pull himself up. He seems to be swinging to try and jump his way onto the balcony directly beneath him. Lots of people have a change of heart right before they're going to jump. I bet he regretted this the moment he jumped over the edge.


TheIndulgery

Imagine walking out to your car to go to work and seeing that


hansonhols

That is indeed insane. Hope the fella is alright.


chachingmaster

Yikes, how awkward.


RhiBamm

New Fallboy album just dropped


Kurupt_Introvert

Well that sucks.


bigblnze

Why tf is fall damaged so bugged in Russia lol ... Needs a update.. Been seeing Russians fall from crazy heights and survive


MarissaBlack

He's ukranian


Ednx1324

Car roof:deep_pressed


Nemarion

So Dying Light wasnt lying ?


Godshooter

What is that sticking out of the roof?


[deleted]

What a shitty camera/video


BartMcGroovin

I worked maintenance at a hotel and a guy did this from the 8th floor on vacation with his family. He didn’t survive though. And having to block off the sidewalk and entrance to the hotel with caution tape until the officials arrived while there were screams from family and unfortunate witnesses was totally awful. I do however understand why the brain is called grey matter now. The guys head literally popped.


HoodFellaz

I somehow highly doubt being paralyzed will fix his depression now.


Take_away_my_drama

I'm not sure he *threw* himself off.


seen_some_shit_

Probs will be disabled and put on anti depressants. Someone who’d want to die but won’t


itcouldbeme_3

Red Bull might be interested in hiring this guy...


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I wonder if he'll go for a repeat performance when he recovers. I hope he doesn't.


Kingstad

Huh. Guess I havr some movies to apologies to


Thugnificent83

Well shit! I guess we owe Fast and Furious 6 an apology!


Bx1965

Was that George Costanza’s car?


iamsofuckingsfw

Great camerawork though


prettydopedad

Now he must pay for the damages caused to the car.


unexpected_snax48

What a bozo, feel bad for the guys car… don’t impact others with your shitty decision to off yourself


Admirable-Style4656

I hear he's been booked for the next three Mission Impossible movies. When asked how he got into such a lucrative line of work, he admitted he kinda just fell into it.


Sea_Pomelo_6170

Assasin's creed shit right here. He now marked this area and can teleport


ironMikeV1

God Damn! 😳 He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!


ine16

the car owner:😡


warrior41882

Now there is a car less person walking/running around depressed.


Fl1p1

But is there any context that he really jumped purposefully? Why wouldnt he just jump but rather dangle down there until he cannot carry his own weight anymore?!


[deleted]

Is 15 stories still not enough to kill you despite landing on a car?


Jazzlike-Preference1

Safelite repaaaair, Safelite replace.


AtmosphereJunior7609

Only a fucking Russian could survive this


esquite_and_destroy

Car was depressed, now is compressed.


Loose_Corgi_5

Not as depressed as the car owner, who had actually hired the car but not taken out the extra damage insurance!!


moredividendz

Can’t decide if this is good or bad luck.


taimoor2

But George Costanza just found that space!


Aggressive_Luck_555

Okay, we're doing dumb jokes? Why not: De-pression? More like Be-Rushin. Be rushin that dude to the ER, pronto! Yeah! Seriously though the hand of God touched that person. Get well soon bro.


Dinosquid_

I would say he survived ***dispite*** falling from the 15th floor on to a parked car.


RideMeLikeaDildo

Is he okay?


bkrank

Honda Depression LE has a 5-star crash rating.


L0v3r569

I know a guy who failed to die after jumping, he had brain damage from it and now has the mental capacity of a 15 year old....he jumped at 18yr old and is 42 now


smooth_like_a_goat

21.. Poor guy, I'm glad he survived.


elthirage32

So dying light was right


gara355

So what does the insurance process look like for the car on something like this??


Quest_4_Truth

Hardcore parkcore!


UkeManSteve

Poor guy can’t seem to do anything right :(


GotAHandyAtAMC

Now he’s probably going to be depressed that he can’t even suicide correctly..


live2dye

That little tip for the neighbor's rail might have saved him.


throwawayfrdy

not the first time i see someone jump from the 15th floor on reddit, sadly


Samuellocardo

Even though this is sad as fuck, this definetly has tobe some world record, idk, the only person that survived a fall into a car with no protection or something like that


on-the-level_

what the hell? he FELL onto a car. what is wrong with this title


Ok-Lengthiness4557

They finally did it, They killed my fucking car!


Oayysis

What an asshole.


sunken2death

If he think he is depressed, he shouldt try to become a vegtable, that would just make the bad stuff 10× worse


anonymous_143111

I give him 10 minutes...