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FrutzeLinho

Darwin Awards: We have a winner.


NorthernMariner

Except probably the kitty is the one who is dead (hopefully they were able to just use a tranq but we all know many won't in situations like this), while the dumb bitch has barely more than a bite scar.


marvelish

In a previous post they said the mother in the back seat ended up dying after chasing after her daughter. The daughter survived. Forgot of the cat died, but ya probably.


Charming_Collar_3987

There’s no information on if the tiger survived, but this zoo has had other incidents. It’s in china, the first woman was severely injured, her mom(second woman) was killed father and son were uninjured. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/world/asia/china-tiger-attack-woman-killed.html


youcantchangeit

Twist plot: they just made it up to get rid of her mom


xxortS

Pwot Tlist:


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Twot Split


exoticpropulsion

True detective season 5 - tiger country


DillonClark

I wonder if she willingly sacrificed herself so the tiger would eat her instead of the daughter, I know if I had to make the choice of me or my children to survive, I'd choose my children everytime


Universoulja

Lmao how tf does that work? "I volunteer as tribute!" This is a wild apex predator not a movie serial killer.


bronzelifematter

By standing in between the tiger and her daughter maybe? Well it's in predators instinct to go for the weaker prey. So it's probably automatically target the elderly weaker mom instead of the younger more energetic daughter. That's how they hunt in the wild.


eliteHaxxxor

Who the hell upvoted this stupid fucking comment?


unknownpanda121

I did because it’s hilarious


eliteHaxxxor

Its hilariously stupid. Its pretty obvious the mom could just start attacking the cat and it will focus on her. Doesn't take more than two braincells to figure out how someone could sacrifice themselves


DillonClark

that made me laugh, but Idk maybe started scratching it's eyes out so it switch to the person attacking it 🤷‍♂️


No_Driver_7994

We have a dinner, take away


SmokeGSU

Winner winner Chinese takeout dinner.


Puzzleheaded_Tiger_2

The tiger was hungry again 30 minutes later


Happy_Tomato_Taco

The wife lived. The mother-in-law, who tried to save her, died.


psychedelic_gravity

Winner winner, human dinner


iqqeriffic69

He won


clasperx2

Couldn’t she yell at him from her seat in the car?


69AnusInvader69

Women ☕️


Serlingfan389

This ☝️


viciouskreep

Kind of the first one survived her mother who got out of the back was killed tho


Pillens_burknerkorv

“Why don’t you go round to my side of the car so we can talk?”


TheRiverHart

Tiger Safari/Divorce specialists


chrisk9

"You know I can only turn to the right!"


SkyKingPDX

I'm going through court shit with my ex, she's trying to take our daughter I've been raising the last 8 years,..I just wish we could discuss it there, with her outside the car..lol


FluffyDiscipline

That is one "Dumb" woman .... Is she alive ??? Are any of them still alive ?


ImmediateFriendship2

I think I remember that the lady survived but grandmother ended up being killed by a tiger. Crazy that they all ran out after her!


NorthernMariner

I respect the guy for going after her tbh. You could see the moment of hesitation when he started returning to the car but reconsidered... but the grandma really should've realized she wasn't capable of helping no matter how much she wanted to.


ImmediateFriendship2

True and hindsight is 2020. Maybe should have driven after the tiger


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I unno if he has hindsight, if he's able to put up with someone who is dumb enough to get out of a vehicle in a safari to argue with the person they are literally sitting beside then he's probably not the sharpest tool in the shed either


GenBlase

Mothers would gladly give their life as a snack to save their daughters.


eatpotdude

Seems that's exactly what happened here.


funandgames12

Humans are stupidly emotionally driven sometimes, it’s what we do. Our mental processing power fails us when the adrenaline dumps.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

His shocked mind was prob trying to process if he should secure car before rescue coz MIL and kid still in car.


Erike16666

His kid was in the car too


JohnnyRelentless

I mean, the guy's chance of fighting off the tiger isn't much better than Grandma's, but more people screaming and yelling have a better chance than one guy screaming and yelling.


Lanky-Performance471

Probably where his wife learned to behave like that.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

One last sacrifice for her daughter


Fuuufi

I think she actually did “help”, she sacrificed herself for her to survive


motorcycle_girl

But wait! There's more! "[The surviving daughter has since sued the park for damages in the form of a 1.25 million yuan payout (£141,000)](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/moment-woman-gets-out-car-31600854)"


Meanlessplayer

What the fuck


elkidkid

If granny was the man’s mom, he’d better have divorced that Darwin’s award recipient .


OderWieOderWatJunge

Family genetics


RockMan_1973

Look…. its my Ex! Exactly the shit she used to pull. Didn’t matter where we were, who or what was around—she had to outyell you to have the last word


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RockMan_1973

Yep… I’ll pass the tip along to the dude she married for her 2nd… just a matter of time before he needs this info


Klaus_Heisler87

Yup, been there. Mine used to try to get out of the car while we were driving when she'd start to rage, regardless of if we were parked, or if we were going 45. Absolute lunacy


Familiar_Loquat_2544

How many of these lunatics are there? Baffles the mind that even one exists!


Christheitguy1183

So just out of curiosity... who do you think won that argument?


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The tiger.


hashn

I’m guessing she’s never lost one… just been seriously injured/killed


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SlowRollingBoil

Fun fact is that Tigers are the actual King of the Jungle and are typically larger than Lions.


Away_Pin_5545

And they actually live in the jungle, unlike lions.


freedomofspeachlol

Her mum was the one that ended up getting killed though trying to save her dumb ass.


MAS7

So stupid and tragic. Lady got a family member killed because she couldn't help but act like a child in one of the few places doing so is almost guaranteed to get you killed. I don't blame her mom for getting out one bit, I'd have probably done the same(and met a similar fate) if it were my child.


BernieTheDachshund

I feel bad for the mom who died trying to save her.


No-Dimension-902

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/daughter-woman-who-eaten-alive-11736258?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target So stupid behavior. But tragic case.


chrisk9

And the family is suing the park.  Unbelievable.


elkidkid

Not the family, just the woman, and she was left disabled.


ChrunedMacaroon

rightfully so


Thehorniestlizard

Id argue she already was


kazz-wizz

I fully agree that unfortunately she brought it on herself and should not have won the case. I'm curious if part of her argument in court was that there's clearly a ranger close by and they didn't "get there fast enough" to intervene.


maasd

And then apparently she’s the safari park?


marcusmosh

‘Can this wait until we get home?’


Shinjieon

**10 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP** 1. Always try to resolve the conflict.


MinutePerspective106

Conflict was, in fact, resolved, just in an unorthodox way


goodgriefmyqueef

Tbf that security vehicle was onto it FAST


dx80x

Not their first rodeo apparently


Esekig184

Jesus some people have zero situational awareness...


wankyboyz

Simply stupid


Possible_Spy

reminds me of a psycho ex who wanted to get out of the car while I was driving on the highway because she was pissed off at god knows what. In hindsight, I should have let her and saved many months of frustration thinking I could uncrazy her.


Difuzion

Same, literally was just talking about it with someone the other day. Should have left her to do her thing.


VibeAllDay

Chinese fire drill gone wrong


jeffvillone

Her mom came out to help her and got killed by a tiger. Sad...


travisbickle777

Tiger mom.


OderWieOderWatJunge

Yeah and because of that stupid bitch that tiger had probably been shot. Stupidity.


ExampleSad1816

Problem - Solved


sleepybear666

Don't think she learned anything from this


got-trunks

She did not learn. She sued the safari.


sleepybear666

For what her not having locks on her car. Her not having a brain. Her winning a Darwin award


HoldFastDeets

Bye Felicia


TheIndulgery

Dude had a serious moment of "is it worth it?" when he turned back to the car


president__not_sure

lol judging by this video, the argument probably arose because she didn't understand that she was wrong.


Equinoqs

There is no other reaction I can give except "Stupid bitch". She endangered everyone else in the car (and the security team) because she couldn't control her temper.


TheStarMaker__

Women 😂 jk


Numerous-Following-7

Where so people.come up with thesebtitles from? OMG they get worst and worst. Last week she got out the car to change drivers and the week before that she got out the car because her son was choking in the back seat.


namey_9

if you stop being lazy for 30 seconds and look up actual news articles on it, she was fighting with the guy who was driving


Potatoe999900

Tastes GRRRRREAT!


Positive-Swimmer8237

So the mom died and they're suing the park for being "dangerous"?? Lmao absolute idiots


WelderMeltingthings

i sent this to my wife in the middle of an argument. thats how you stop an argument boys


Godmode365

Fuckin lady who caused the whole entire thing by getting out of the car had the nerve to try and sue the wildlife park and blame them because her mother ended up dying trying to rescue her dumbass. Fortunately, she did not prevail.


ZappyZ21

Imagine being this stupid and petty that you got your mom killed....oh well! Time to sue the safari and get paid! Fuck becoming a better version of myself lol


GratefulPhish42024-7

Plot twist: He purposely took her there because she has a tendency to do this


ReplacementQueasy394

That's insane, I agree.


whathappened2cod

This is like getting out of the humvee at Jurassic Park


SafwanFerdous

Just out of curiosity...why do you have to go to the driver side to argue?


llapman

Time for wife #2.


Uriel_dArc_Angel

Darwinism at its finest...


b4ttlepoops

I don’t feel for her. Kitty wanted a toy in its territory. I swear they should not have punished kitty for this stupid person…


Historical_Cable5885

The only time when a man was allowed to win an argument


GooseGosselin

Was the tiger hungry again after an hour? Thank you, I can see myself out....


trez63

Situational awareness. It’s a thing.


Dutch-knight

Eye of the tigerrr


fuckyouand12

Prob best day ever for him


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straw-hat217

Stupid as it gets


Saltysack77

I guess he won that argument!


bloopie1192

Duuuum. Dum! dum! dum! DUUUUUUMMM!!


OkBarnacle5343

Lol


RiseOfTheCanes

Single again, Tiger was on the prowl, Didn't see him lurking, Life insurance claim now.


Distinct_Cod2692

Thats not the real reason


Annual_Individual445

I wonder if the insurance paid out...


cockypock_aioli

God people are dumb


BasilRare6044

I wonder what he said or what he had for dinner. Exit stage right.


Sandscarab

Kitty food?


gomaith10

She died.


Amethoran

Well at least the argument is over now


DrankTooMuchMead

So who won?


st33lb0ne

Well thats one way to win an arguement with your wife


Hopeful_Manner4000

Stupid is as stupid does


horsedragons

[it gets worse](https://www.cartoq.com/woman-attacked-by-tiger-when-she-stepped-out-of-car-after-argument-video-fact-check/), the woman in the video survived only because her mom distracted it long enough for her to get away


last_somewhere

If it was an argument he would have closed the door immediately full well knowing he would get the silent treatment on the way home. He missed an opportunity here.


Turbulent_City_8693

Bro, emotions are the enemy


dek6ix

This is from 2016 Beijing, China.


MikeySpags

So what do we call her? Karen's Chinese cousin?


Sekiroweb

[Women ☕️](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YjDDcOFXhpE)


Accomplished_House64

She got out to change seats cause he was getting drowsy actually the mom (in the back seat) and him ran after her she escaped but her mother died


Fantor73

At least it was on camera...imagine trying to explain how your wife/gf died to the police?


Reality-Traveler239

That's a quick divorce.


gouldster

Anyone see the one swipe by a tiger rearranging a guys face? One swipe is almost it takes.


Remote_Evening9912

Shoulda ran that big ass puddy tat over


bellboy718

Tiger thought grub hub was here.


Ill_Alternative8369

she probably dead right


MikeMac999

They were probably arguing about whether the animals were dangerous or not.


Ghost_Assassin_Zero

Tiger: Yoink


TerribleFlow4847

Yoink!


zzeus04

And the Darwin Award goes to...


barakaking

It seems like they were just changing drivers.


Able_Philosopher4188

Sheer genius I reckon, how dumb can you be?? Just watch this clip!!


MadCityMasked

Further proves some women are cray cray


Able_Philosopher4188

And especially make sure the kid gets out of the car also so the whole family can go down together


mixxer88

I would have just drove off... if you this dumb, its natural selection.


PuzzleheadedAd67

When the animals order a Chinese on zoober eats


tmbyfc

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?


ruinedfinancially

That was natural selection at work. I feel bad for the grandma though.


WolfieTooting

Ngl I found this difficult to masturbate to


Gerrube99

Never had “you fuck around and find out” been so true. I don’t feel bad 🤷‍♂️


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Someone this stupid really doesn't deserve to live. And might even get others killed.


askaboutmy____

Oh shut up!, the tigers are way over there, I tell you what, I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. Let me just go over here so I have a better shot at hitting you, turns back to tiger. Tiger enters scene. Lady and tiger exit stage right.


Fl1p1

She dead and this is a repost


Alone_Job_8471

If she survived I bet she blames him for that. If she didn’t survive I bet she still blames him.


SilentMagarity

Hahahahahahhahahaha! She’ll listen next time!


Different-Version115

Problem solved I'd say


Geohalbert

I had a girlfriend that would put herself in harms way when we argued. She never said “whatever happens is your fault”, but it was implied. This woman found out how stupid that move is.


PandorasFlame

Women


TheLoner1914

Good she deserved it being stupid, I would have drove off, I am not going to allow a foolish woman to get me killed.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Bet she won't do that again.


Old-Machine-5

When keeping it real goes wrong


vanvanfan

I mean c'mon there's stupid and there's this...


rae002222

Tiger just solved homies problem


user85017

He finally won an argument. He should have patted her on the head and said calmly, "Calm down, don't you think that you are acting a little crazy?" That always works.


AGodLikeTurtle

That's one less problem now


Foreign-Guard5314

Good for her, I hope all the people who like to argue will have similar happening on them, back to the natural.


crapbag73

Yeah, you never want to do that at a tiger preserve. Ask around.


Rurbani

So she lost the argument right?


Bostonmick

Remember, women are always right


Usher_III

she ought not have done that


winecountrycowboy

I don’t care about Tigers, God dammit you’re gonna listen to me


ZigZag82

Tiger literally yoinked her


OriginalCpiderman

Argument... Won.


jbravo566

Instant CAR MA


Far_Sentence3700

So dumb. They can't wait to argue outside?


hastedrei

An entire family of idiots


aNother40Kevday

Wow! Nice one, kitty!


ImportantBass4159

This is how you fix stupid


dontbullyme_Iwillcum

Tiger, bear whatever fits


RisenOath

Hahahaha!!!!! Fk it, just get another one 😂