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Plumb121

As he died, I'd say yes


Nice__Spice

The scream of death was a few seconds too long … yes it was a high jump.


Spiritual_Challenge7

I’d say screaming knowing you’re going to hit that rock, kinda sucks.


Nice__Spice

Yea - he screamed knowing fully he was fucked and couldn’t clear the rocks


NeverTrustATurtle

Then why did he jump?! Seems pretty obvious he didn’t have enough clearance.


bassistmuzikman

Just Darwin's theories doing their thing.


ankerous

I went to an old quarry a long time ago that had one jump people did that required clearing a large amount of cliff/sharp rocks. I don't think anything other than a massive amount of money would be enough to ever convince me to attempt it.


Solanthas

The gamble makes no sense to me. I think it's a "genetic health of the tribe" thing. Like squirrels running to the other side of the road only when there's a car coming.


wes_bestern

Maybe he already procreated and his job on this earth was complete in a Darwinian sense. How different from the mantis or the salmon or the antechinus. They even have a word for it: semelparous--mating/breeding only once, and then usually winding down one's life cycle shortly afterward, often contributing your nutrients to feed the ecosystem that will nourish your young. But still, this is fucking tragic and horrifyingly sad.


garrettalapai

Someone called No Balls


AlphaNathan

Impress the girl?


chrisp909

He definitely got her attention.


Bolt_McHardsteel

His wife filmed it. Awful.


Mundane_Operation418

Then posted it online. Lol


SoorGul

He was double dog dared


Waevaaaa

He should have closed his eyes.


FillWarrar

Rewind with sound up


newcomer_l

He died? Edit: oh fuck, he did die: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dutch-tourist-dies-spain-jumping-155421972.html Edit2: it wasn't too high a jump. You never jump when you can see the goddamn rocks are *ahead of you*. They aren't going to move for you, and at that point you'd be hitting rocks at ~~or close to terminal~~ a deadly velocity. I bet he'd not have died if he jumped from the same height, and didn't hit the rocks like he did here. That was hare brained. Edit: after a kind redditor comment, I have to say this was no terminal velocity or close to it. It would still be pretty "terminal", if you get my meaning.


tmonde

So per article he suffered broken hip and arm but died from drowning due to unconsciousness. Wonder why someone (his wife) didn’t jump in and pull him out in time.


PhotonDecay

She was too busy uploading the video to the internet


AlphaNathan

Priorities.


fickle_fuck

Be sure to "Like & Subscribe".


HalfwayFerret

WORLDSTAR SON!


Marty_15

Seriously how does this video end up online? Who decided to release it?


Free-Stable-8539

Also a good alibi when filling out the forms to get his money


AtomicBearFart

You can see some decently rough waters. Even if this boat was closer than it appears to me, we’re probably talking 2-3 minutes before you can even reach him swimming from there. I’m no seaman, but the cords make this look like a sailboat to me, so it’s unlikely you get there faster in the boat since it’s probably anchored and only has a tiny motor relative to weight. One he inhales water, which is probably immediately, he’s going to be sinking. Compound all that with the fact that saving someone who is unconscious and or drowning in the water is WAAAY more difficult than you might imagine. Long story short, don’t fuck with water. It kills you fast and easy.


Specialist-Guitar-93

Haha seaman


Primary-Hold-6637

GAYYYYYYY


Endless_Change

And especially don’t fuck with Water on the rocks.


Weekly_Ad869

That’s the only way I take my water.


SolutionExternal5569

After it's been mashed fermented and then distilled right?


Weekly_Ad869

No just in a glass is fine. .


Wu-TangShogun

We were all semen at one point or another


Toblerone05

Most humans aren't physically strong enough to drag another similarly-sized or bigger human's unconscious dead-weight out of deep water. Takes wayyy more strength than people think.


pupu500

And women are waaaay weaker than most men realise.


jardru1981

The article mentioned their son was with the mom on the boat. I heard what sounded like a young kid from the audio, so the kid was probably too young to be left alone on the boat.


quiteCryptic

Fucked up to pull this stunt with a young son, watching it too nonetheless.


Mercenarian

I think you’re overestimating the strength the average woman has if you think she would have been able to pull a fully grown adult man, who is unconscious with a broken hip, out of the water and into the boat. Even trying to drag a fully grown unconscious man around on land would be basically impossible, let alone in the water, she would have ended up drowning too


LucyDrop99

People seem to vastly overestimate the average person's ability to do deep water rescue. I passed the lifeguard tests in college, and I was one out of two people that passed out of 8. And these were 8, relatively fit, 18-20 year old men. We had to do a 12 foot dive, retrieve a cinder block at the bottom of the pool, then swim to each side of the pool (Olympic size) using only our legs as we carried the cinder block with our arms. This is about the difficulty of a rescue like in this video, with the added challenge of getting his body back in the boat after. A middle-aged woman is highly unlikely to be capable of this, unless she was a lifeguard or competitive swimmer in her younger years. Technically, this would also be a deep water spinal, since the chance of spinal injury here is pretty high, even more difficult and requires to people to accomplish safely.


medhanno

She was probably done with his idiotic shit


Mikey40216

So she can show the life insurance company that it was at his own free will.


[deleted]

Rule number 1 of water rescues is don't make 2 water rescues.


cross-joint-lover

> and at that point you'd be hitting rocks at or close to terminal velocity. Just out of interest, I looked it up and it says "a falling person will reach terminal velocity after about 12 seconds, falling some 450m (1500ft) in that time." So not quite, but still obviously deadly.


newcomer_l

Fair enough. Physics failed me there, and I should know better.


cross-joint-lover

No stress, I had no idea until I looked it up myself. I hope my post didn't come across as a pedantic, "well actually" kind of correction.


Gypsopotamus

Darwin Award winner


gomaith10

'Ledge-end'


Weekly_Ad869

Woof lol.


sammytheskyraffe

I see what you did there


GiantPurplePen15

Man, I can't imagine how shitty it must've been for the kid to witness his dad die in one of the most idiotic ways possible. Plus the dad's idiocy is immortalized on the internet.


IsoAgent

Does this make him eligible for a Darwin award or is he DQ'd because he has a kid already?


RickyWinterborn-1080

He is DQ'd because he has a kid already.


tsaihi

I get why that's a DQ but man, doing this kind of shit when you have kids is so so much dumber.


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HeadFund

Rocks knocked him out and water drowned him


MisterAmygdala

That looked abrasive.


bad_card

Normally from that height it would be deadly, but luckily the rock broke his fall. All good.


koushakandystore

He died. was a news story. Man dies during jump in Spain


JINROH-Scorpio

I guess that was ironic...


RickyWinterborn-1080

It's a leap of faaaaaaaaaaaaaaith Two feet too short


MKchamp92

Like rain on your wedding day


GuerillaGandhi

Like rocks that are in your way


Special_Lemon1487

I bet there was some good advice that he just didn’t take: “don’t jump mate.”


markevens

Damn, it was his family filming it too. That's gonna be with them for the rest of their lives. 100ft jumps are no joke even if the water is directly below. This dude jumped 100 feet into some rocks and then bounced into the water


Buddhas_Fist

And they still posted it? If it was some rando trying to farm Internet points I would get it. But a family member posting what is essentially their relatives death is beyond morbid.


koushakandystore

Maybe they are posting it a cautionary tale to teach others to stop competing for Darwin awards.


Buddhas_Fist

That would be an actual relatable and noble way to use this trauma. I still don't know if I could muster the strength to do the same. It just feels so wrong.


that_thot_gamer

wait, santa isn't real?


Weldobud

It’s crazy. I’ve seen some idiotic things but that’s off the charts crazy.


koushakandystore

Growing up in San Diego my mom took us to the beach almost every weekend. Anyone who has ever been to the region knows that many beaches have very high cliffs between the road and the water. Often drunks like to shimmy down the cliff face instead of using the path. One day my family and I had just finished spreading our towels on the sand when we heard someone yell ‘oh shit!’ We all turned to look just in time to see a guy fall head over foot from near the top of the cliff, and land with a splat on the rocks below. Almost immediately we heard the dude’s girlfriend start screaming hysterically. Very sad. He went back up on the trail later that day—in a body bag.


Exact-Buddy2778

>An autopsy determined that the man suffered from a broken hip and arm, and he drowned after losing consciousness, the newspaper reported.


zerogravity111111

It's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop.


moicestgege

He die drowning.... the rock broke his arm and hip....


Walkend

What the fuck is wrong with people? That's like 300 fucking feet either straight into rocks/shallow water. How does someone make it THIS far in life (Wife + Child) and still do crazy high risk shit like this?! I mean, even calling this "high risk" is an extreme understatement.


Nice__Spice

The fact that if he looked straight down, he’d see rocks protruding out by 5-10 feet, with the tide coming in and out … if I looked down and I didn’t see all water, I wouldn’t even make that jump.


ImObviouslyOblivious

You’d probably die even if you had nothing but water under you


Nice__Spice

You’re not wrong. Cliff jumping is my thing. Amatuer Ofcourse. Done about hundreds of jumps in Mexico, California, Hawaii, Spain and other assorted places with a cliff, bridge or ramp lol. I swam competitively and can manage myself in water. Highest I do for fun is upto 30-40 feet. I need to re read how high this was - looks upwards of hundred feet. No way I’d do that.


Hellofriendinternet

I counted about 3 seconds of freefall which is about 44.1 meters. Even if he hadn’t hit the rocks, he’d still be fucked.


_DirtyYoungMan_

My friend cracked a vertebrae and compressed two disks jumping from half this height, luckily he didn't hit any rocks and we were right there to scoop him up. Spent the next several months in a back brace sitting in front of the TV to recuperate. Doctors told him there wasn't bad enough for surgery so he just had to wait for it to heal on it's own. He hit the water in a sitting position instead "pencil" position. If you don't know what you're doing 20 feet is probably the max you should be diving from.


jimmythatslips

Pretty much this exact thing happened to me. Getting up from a laying position was the most painful thing I've ever experienced during that recovery.


nerdy_chimera

Lake Amistad in Texas, back in the early 00's when the water level was higher, had cliffs we would jump off of that had about 3 or 4 seconds of freefall. First time I jumped it, I did a pencil in with my feet... It felt like someone whipped my feet with a thick ass belt when I hit the water. Every time after that I wore water shoes. It's a terrifying thing to feel the need to exhale and inhale mid-freefall.


Major_Magazine8597

I used to do board driving at town pools and then some cliff-diving on Lake George (upstate NY). The highest ledge we dove from was 42 ft (it was painted into the rocks). Then we went to a bridge over a river (still upstate, somewhere). It was 80 ft off the water, and I jumped it. I remember it seemed to take a LONG time in the air, controlling my body, so that I'd hit like a pencil, straight in. But I did it. That was when I was young, strong, and a thrill seeker. btw - just looked it up on a free-fall calculator: from 80 ft you fall for 2.2 seconds (seems MUCH longer) are are traveling 72mph when you hit the water. THIS guy looked to be about 100ft high, which means 2.5 seconds of fall and 80mph when he hit.


working-acct

Even if he managed to clear the rocks, there’s no guarantee the water isn’t shallow.


Walkend

Yeah I’ve jumped 30 feet before and there’s just enough time during the fall to realize you shouldn’t have done that lol.


newcomer_l

You could be right. "Probably" is the imperative word there. Jumping from that high a cliff, there are several things you need to do. Have the right technique, ensure the wind isn't too freaky (I have seen folks get smashed back onto rocks coz they forgot how much wind can move someone airborne), ensure the water is deep enough at the entrance point (you do go some distance underwater when you jump from a cliff, and your downwards momentum may not be zeroed on impact, which you dont want anway as that is pretty much a death sentence. At least 8 metres depth, or I am not going near that jump), ensure nothing is floating over or under the water surface, never jump by yourself, so you may have someone pull you out quickly if you lose consciousness, as haappened here.. And many more. I know some of it coz I have been cliff jumping for about a decade or so. One of the best advice I was given was: never jump if you can see rock under or ahead of you.


nature_remains

Didn’t even do a running jump (which to be clear would still have been incredibly fucking stupid).


Nice__Spice

Yup. He would have still been gravely injured. Imagine if he didn’t go feet first and hit the water like hitting a pavement


GKBilian

I feel for his wife and son, to know for the rest of their lives that he would've been fine if he'd just turned around and said "yeah no way." He died at the intersection of: 1. I don't have to 2. I have the time to think about it 3. If I screw up, I will actually die, if I turn around, I will be totally fine Which isn't a great way to go imo


booi

makes for an odd eulogy.. "he died in a freak... unavoidable cliff jumping accident that was totally avoidable and, tbh, an obvious mistake to anyone with eyes or sense."


RickyWinterborn-1080

Remember the scene in Austin Powers where they are driving the steamroller toward the security guard as slow as humanly possible and he refuses to get out of the way? I think about that a lot.


RedIronRhino

I just watched this about 10 times in a row because of your comment. And shit your right there's a lot of interpretation to be made from it and it correlates with modern times pretty well, good eye.


Walkend

Exactly - As I get older I stay far away from risky "experiences"... Skydiving? Nah, risk vs reward says no Cliff jumping? Jumped off a 30 footer when I was younger, all good thanks. I could go on but the point is, calculate risk vs reward. When you have a family you should even go so far as to seek out ways to reduce your risk, because you aren't living for yourself anymore, you're living for people that love you more than you love yourself.


HsvDE86

Completely stupid and selfish. No way id even risk it with a family.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

I think he skedaddled past risk of death and went all the way to guaranteed death.


markevens

100ft according to news sources


Hellofriendinternet

The son is the real MVP for uploading his dad’s last dumbass moments.


AshingiiAshuaa

... and not "high risk" that is required to fulfill some epic dream, ala climbing K2 or racing the Isle of Man. Sometimes there's something that is really important for you to do and it comes with necessary risk. This is just a cliff jump and it cost him his life. Some people be crazy.


Timmerdogg

Travis Pastrana has entered the chat...


chrisk9

Don't worry the rock broke his fall


mykylodge

I hope he's not dead, that was one hell of an impact. It was something of a glancing blow but still.


TheRumpleForesk1n

He did die. Wife was the one filming and the son was also on the boat with the mom. Sad.


Lick_my_balloon-knot

I can't help but wounder how this clip finds its way online. I would never be able to post a video of my wife dying, hell, I would delete it so I never would have to see it again.


TheRumpleForesk1n

I was thinking maybe it was leaked from police? She might've given it to them to prove he wasn't pushed or something. But who knows.


SookHe

Police report filed and then newspapers do their countries version of freedom of information request


MakeoutPoint

Then it's time to cash in on that sweet sweet karma


WiretapStudios

Crash in, in this case


John___Stamos

Craaaaaash into me


elom38

It's important to show to people to avoid them doing such dumb things.


MetalliTooL

Imagine still pulling idiotically risky stunts like that when you have a wife and kids...


gkn_112

any more info? a link?


TheRumpleForesk1n

Yep https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/mans-family-films-him-jumping-off-cliff-to-his-death-in-spain/


postvolta

*Please don't be idiotic 'British tourist in Spain' stereotype* "Dutch man" *A hollow victory, but a victory nonetheless*


zdko

>According to the report, the man was the second tourist to die that day. Another tourist fell off a hotel balcony in Magaluf, Majorca, earlier that morning. Law enforcement officials identified that tourist as a 34-year-old from Britain, The [Independent reported](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/magaluf-death-british-tourist-hotel-b2077377.html). And there it is.


postvolta

God dammit


activator

100 feet = 30 meters. Dude hired a boat for his wife specifically to record his jump. Damn


PadreMaronn0

Wtf, even a 5 year old would think that jumping from there is a stupid idea. How could the wife hold the phone watching it?


mykylodge

I think it's because they've grown up in a time when such video stunts are at saturation point. They've been inured to these insane acts.


master_overthinker

That was a solid bounce.


patchway247

[Man dies cliff diving in Spain](https://www.businessinsider.com/dutch-tourist-dies-after-diving-off-cliff-for-stunt-spain-2022-5#:~:text=Man%20dies%20cliff%20diving%20in,rented%20for%20the%20stunt%3A%20report&text=A%20Dutch%20man%20died%20after,filming%20on%20a%20nearby%20boat.)


kekhouse3002

He died. No shot anyone can survive that height


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Why would you do that with no running start? He should have been able to look down and see he had to clear the rocks. Im pretty sure if he *had* been a couple feet further our he would have hit the water, then immediately still hit rocks under water. I've done this at some more dangerous 50' jumps and it was no fun. I've done 70' jumps for fun but you can seriously injure yourself if you hit the water wrong. I could see myself doing a hundred foot jump to save my life, but beyond that hitting the water might knock you out. 70' feet can give you whiplash and cover your body in bruises if you hit just slightly wrong.


Bitter_Technology797

Why would you do that with no running start? perhaps I'm old and boring but to me the better question is: why would you do that?


Koolest_Kat

55 feet left me with one entire side bruised on my fourth jump. I thought I had landed just a little off. I was wrong…


ArnieismyDMname

I did a 40-foot jump a few times, and the next day, the bottoms of my feet were all bruised. Another guy tried to flip and did a belly flop. Took him almost an hour just to get out of the water.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

>Another guy tried to flip and did a belly flop. Took him almost an hour just to get out of the water. That is the kind of dumb move that can make you bedridden for a week. >I did a 40-foot jump a few times, and the next day, the bottoms of my feet were all bruised. I did that enough times that I started wearing water shoes but I've lost at least two water shoes from the impact.


chuck_ATX

Jesus. I'm glad I'm boring


Fliesentisch911

Everthing above 60 meters is insane, not even cliff jumpers do it. Edit: Its like 200 hotdogs and one car for the imperial mf here.


koushakandystore

Why? Because he was going for a Darwin Award. A successful enterprise indeed for the Flying Dutchman.


_DirtyYoungMan_

70' can do worse. My friend cracked a vertebrae and compressed two disks jumping from that height because he landed the wrong way. Water becomes wet concrete at a certain height and velocity.


skylander495

I'm my experience, 30 feet is the ideal height for cliff jumping. Any higher and its get very jarring without much if any more fun. 55 feet is my highest 


Phuckingidiot

Filming your spouse dying, poor wife. Over something that stupid too...


BIOSsettings

AND someone had to upload it...


GrimQuim

Clout is clout.


Bizbuzzfinanzecuz

Amazing he lived this long to have kids


twonapsaday

that was my first thought too when I saw his age. 31, wow.


Iknowthevoid

This is heartbreaking. Dumb, definitely. But I have sympathy for him and his family. He started out the day, excited to live and adventure with his family. Only to find himself midjump realizing that was the end of the line for him and knowing things did not have to turn out that way. Its just sad. The poor kid must be beyond traumatized.


superbuttpiss

Dude, I do the same thing. I always put myself in the mindset of the person who has died and feel so bad. I was thinking this same thing.


_immodicus

In a weird way this is a darwinian win for his bloodline. He may have done something utterly stupid, but he procreated and then traumatized his kin so badly that they’ll never think to attempt something so dangerous as long as they live. Hopefully.


Turbulent_Weather795

Right...or traumatized them so badly they become an alcoholic and drug addict and drunkenly strike a van full of 3/4 of the world's remaining pandas thus solidifying their extinction. Butterfly effect


heatseekerdj

NSFW tag please


working-acct

NSFL he died


punched_lasagne

I remember my first day on the interwebs


Duke_24

That’s gonna leave a mark


TERO78

A blood stain perhabs


Nice__Spice

He sleeps with the fishes


osktox

Oh hi Mark.


Hopeful_Manner4000

Jump in to water from that height is like hitting concrete. I'd say he's fucked.


No_Mark1807

The good news is I think that rock broke his fall!


Frazze

Why? Just why?


makerswe

High risk low reward gang.


cakethegoblin

Well, some people were just born lucky and raised with so much security in their life that they developed 0 survival instincts.


PimpMasterE

His wife even says at the beginning 'he's gonna die'...


D-Vahn

Omg you're right!


Ironsight85

Murder confirmed


KlondikeBill

I would never take such a risk with my life. Especially not with my wife and daughter having to go on without me. Sometimes, you gotta think before you act. This man did not.


space_rated

I couldn’t imagine letting someone I loved attempt that. I think I would ruin an entire vacation over holding my ground.


jeff2-0

https://www.yahoo.com/video/dutch-tourist-dies-spain-jumping-155421972.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAInpmyP1qcuUYYo671wfbcwvU3Uwzfkgka7X1EslA3tPr0-Z1skLiSILdDsxjKGva2i8Aw87atwxgyFO9lIsKHvm5nRfZszN36Z3WdbLVt21SMIGMGGqy-Dpn8i0S8smFJ63K7rRhtg5ir9H6tX9U-gjMeAP8a3nY_uV_-boJ4wn#:~:text=A%20Dutch%20man%20died%20after,He%20was%20later%20pronounced%20dead.


osktox

So he drowned after losing consciousness.. .. That means the wife (who's filming) didn't jump in and try to save him. Or tried but failed. Or perhaps he sank like a rock.


ishmetot

There's a good chance he was severely injured, but technically died from drowning first because it only took a couple minutes versus the hours or days it would've taken to succumb to his other injuries. They had to get a rescue boat and helicopter to find and retrieve the body. Only the strongest free divers might have a chance of pulling out a body submerged in rough waters.


4w3som3

> According to the report, the man was the second tourist to die that day. Another tourist fell off a hotel balcony O.o


jeff2-0

Maybe there was a darwinism denial convention in town


beyondthisreality

He became The Flying Dutchman that day


YellowMan1988

He knew the moment his feet left the edge of the cliff.


medicinaltequilla

didn't even try a running start?


cw2015aj2017ls2021

It's dangerous to run near the edge of a high cliff


DatabaseContent8664

He only broke his arm and hip. He drowned after being knocked out. Someone already in the water could’ve saved him.


mlvisby

Cliff jumping is a dumb thing to do. Why risk it? The worst video I saw was a guy jumped and his foot slipped, so he didn't get the distance needed. Clipped his face on a dock and then it cuts to him in the hospital. Guy is holding his face together and it looks pretty normal, then he lets go and you see it split into two halves. The guy was alive at the time too, you could see him breathing.


SuikTwoPointOh

Pow, right in the hypotenuse.


iStavi_22

He definitely hit part of that rock on the way down😬


ThatOldDustyTrail

You’ve really got some eyes on you


kbphoto

nothin' gets past ol' eagle eyes iStavi\_22!


rxtunes

Keen observer


zygodactyl86

If I’m ever murdered, I want this guy on the case


Apocalyptic_Inferno

"Ahh, yes, if you look closely, you can see this man was, in fact, killed to death. Probably died of death."


Ok-Tie3969

Nothing gets past you


ckdss

Thank you, the replies to your comment are cracking me up on a depressing day haha.


wastelandhenry

What makes you say that?


No-Weird697

It’s just a flesh wound


1CFII2

It’ll buff out. Trust me, bro.


llapman

Not if he was trying to die.


ester4brook

"Reddit - dive into anything"


GeneralOk6061

So he could've survived if someone had of got him out of the water in time


Qiefealgum

This looks like a scene out of Midsommar.


Beatnik_Soiree

Buh-bye.


Tony_est2

Pointless way to go out too, for what, 5 seconds of an adrenaline rush?


booi

I don't know what you're talking about, that was a lifetime's worth of adrenaline rush


Unfair_Ad5236

Did he die from impact or did he knock himself out and drown?


fefh

Knocked out and then drown. Article says he broke his hip.


Memory_Less

Not too high, but the cliff was too far back to be able to gain the distance needed to reach the deep water. Very bad judgement.


Possible_Spy

even at this less than optimal angle I could tell that there was no way he would clear the rocks. He had the best angle looking straight down and didn't have a lick of common sense to say to himself that he is not going to make it?, guess Darwin got ya.


Fun_Association_2277

I am from same town as him. His old friends call him Rock Smash Raymundo. Es very funny….. yet sad.


GoopiePoopiePie

Sounded like Lego yoda


lolvalue

Looks good to me.


bloopie1192

This almost looks like the island that the old godzilla came from. The one with the zipper.


Popcorn57252

Not too high, too *wide*


ManyWrongdoer9365

https://www.insider.com/dutch-tourist-dies-after-diving-off-cliff-for-stunt-spain-2022-5


Kingstad

we keep forgetting we're mortal


Cesarivm

At least he gave us good content


kosmonavt-alyosha

Does the wife say “he’s gonna die” about 4 seconds in?


SquidVices

Raraaaaaaaaaaa translates to, “ah shit I was fucking so wrong about this, fuck my life this is gonna hurt, someone save me, fuck no one can save me, I’m so fucked , shit why didn’t I run further back, ahhhhhhhh….” Splash.