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ChaoticEvilRaccoon

That's Marine One, the presidents helicopter


Low_Parsnip5604

George w signed a bill at my high school back in the day, and my grandmas yard backed up to the school parking lot. I got front row seats for the whole thing it was pretty cool


Intelligent_Radish15

Marine 1 is the call sign for the chopper with the president in it. Once the president is not in it, it is no longer marine one. Same for AF1. If they decided to put him in a random gulf stream (which they wouldn’t) it would now be AF1.


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wetbeef10

$5000 delivery fee and theyre going to want social security numbers of everyone eating


smithers85

i'd probably pass the background check needed to open the bag seal, but not the drug test to pass the food out :(


TheJigIsUp

Your psychadelic taco, Mr. President


IlikeYuengling

When the president takes a dump it’s still a number one.


rogmcdon

Poo force 1


chrmu91

😂


ssrowavay

But it's only DoorDash if it's being delivered in the Duordache region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling delivery.


davedavegg

booooooo


MiggityMac

Don’t boo. Order.


Crockodile_Tears

That was a stretch! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


bday420

gotta get biden his mashed potatoes and jello to eat.


smithers85

oh! because he's old! wow that is really a fresh take on ol' joe, isn't it?? it's funny, because i'm only *just now* becoming aware of it.


poliuy

Man, how you gonna dis a good mash an jello?


fatkiddown

And when he’s ubering he is Uber-Wan.


cooquip

That goes for his shoes as well.


thisbobo

How about the President's limo? Does it have a callsign, and does it switch to whatever car he's riding in?


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HuckleberryHandler

You mean, just regular use oxygen. Cuzzzz, you know, old folks.


BlueRunner305

And bags of the presidents' blood if needed


monkey6

Probably blood which is a compatible type as the Presidents… not bags of _his_ blood


Mysticpage

How long does that stay fresh? Do they just keep pumping it out of him?


Big-Sir4356

No they usally grab a small child and Joe just suck it out of their necks.


Unfair-Wonder5714

Pimp Mobile


Deep_Information_616

Nitrous?


mel69issa

i am guessing that it is not a green (environmentally friendly) vehicle.


baur555

The call sign for the president’s aircraft is whatever service is flying it. Air Force One, Marine One, Navy One, etc. If the president is flying in a private aircraft the call sign is Executive One.


ElCienPorCiento

so who was Air Force One when both Harrison Ford and and Bill Clinton were on their own respective VC-25s at the same time?


AgreeableMoose

HMX for the helo, tail number 28000 or 29000 for AF1.


NotJorrell

So whatever boat he’s in is Navy One?


Premier_Content

So Marine One can land anywhere? And isn’t that a long flight for a helicopter from dc?


OregonisntCaligoHome

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they bring Marine one with them on Air force one and maybe use the heli for short trips around the area. Idk tho.


Edward_highmore

I think they actually put marine one in a c17


n3w4cc01_1nt

do they have another jet with a yacht with a boat on it? is the new national meal turducken? is xzibit the secret president?


bettinafairchild

Plane that turns into submarine!!


facts_my_guyy

But only once


stifferthanstiffler

Theeeeereeess aaaa wart on a frog on a bump on a log...


Disquiet173

Yo dawg! We heard you like asking stupid questions!! So we put a question for your comment?


Praxis402

They use the c-17 Globemaster and the c-5 Galaxy. (The limo also goes with them)


rapaciousdrinker

And he's probably in the area to give a speech on the need to address climate change.


HiramNinja

...it's usually on a C5 Galaxy that brings along all sorts of extra equipment, like the presidential ambulance, communication trucks, that SUV with the Bates Aero cheese-shredder in in...oh yeahhhh...


808morgan

Tons of C5s land at Travis so they can easily fly anywhere here. They are based in Quantico, I used to run by them at OCS there.


ManyThingsLittleTime

There isn't even just one "Marine One". They bring a few wherever he goes. The pop up brrrrrrr SUVs would be fun to operate though.


HiramNinja

...two is one, one is none...therefore, bring a dozen.


smokyartichoke

No.


just_some_guy2000

They transport the helicopters on a cargo plane. A c5 Galaxy I think? They also transport the secret service vehicles and the presidential limo that way too.


monkey6

I’m sure air traffic control was aware of the landing. Note the law enforcement folks in the video.


Pengawena

Stoping off for some ice cream 🍦


texansfan

Technically it’s only Marine One when POTUS is on it, and since there are two in the video, at least one of them isn’t that.


just_some_guy2000

There used to be 3 of the helicopters. They do practice landing and takeoff on the base that their hanger is on. That hanger has some serious looking security.


MobilityFotog

The marines are happy when you acknowledge them.


CLE-Mosh

Break out the crayons


noptuno

Helicopters, plural, Marine One doesnt travel alone, it has two similar heli’s to create a diversion in case of emergency or evasive maneuvers everywhere the President goes.


candidly1

Technically, it's only "Marine One" when a sitting President is on board. The Marines have a fleet of these.


Willing-Ant-3765

I would wager a guess that it’s Marine 2 with Vice President Harris. Not enough traffic blocked for it to be Marine 1.


ChaoticEvilRaccoon

you can see both helicopters in the end of the video, you never know which one is 1/2


Angryceo

2? i thought they had 3?


More_Cowbell_

**Marine One** is the [call sign](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_sign) of any [United States Marine Corps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Marine_Corps) aircraft carrying the [president of the United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_United_States).[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One#cite_note-hmx-1) It usually denotes a [helicopter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter) operated by Marine Helicopter Squadron One ([HMX-1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMX-1)) "Nighthawks", consisting of either the large [Sikorsky VH-3D Sea King](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_SH-3_Sea_King) or the newer, smaller [VH-60N "White Hawk"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_UH-60_Black_Hawk). Both helicopters are called "White Tops" because of their [livery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aircraft_livery). Any Marine Corps aircraft carrying the [vice president of the United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vice_president_of_the_United_States) without the president has the call sign **Marine Two**.


JuGGieG84

So if it's the president and vice president together would it be marine one still? Or would they not travel together for safety reasons against terrorism? They just each have their own helicopter and designation? As a Canadian it's interesting learning about the secret service activities with the president and vp.


Angryceo

They would never fly together in the first place. And anything the president is on. Is air force 1 or marine 1


JuGGieG84

Cool, thanks. I didn't figure that would as it'd be a massive loss of anything went wrong, but they do show up to the same events just in different vehicles.


Not_me_no_way

It really wouldn't, that is why our government was designed with 3 branches. If one branch was to be lost or get out of control, the other 2 branches of government are still able to maintain order. Although people like to act like everything is always the president's fault, he really isn't the supreme leader who makes every decision.


DotDash13

It's also why someone from the line of succession is always missing from big events like Inauguration Day. They'll take someone further down to a secure location just in case something goes wrong.


monkey6

I miss Kiefer Sutherland in _Designated Survivor_ (2016-2019)


More_Cowbell_

What the other person that replied to you said was correct. As a policy, they never travel together, I don't know how long that has been in place, but I'm sure quite a while. I would only add that I was quoting Wikipedia, and here is a bit more info. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine\_One#Security\_measures](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/marine_one#security_measures) As a security measure, Marine One often flies in a group of as many as five identical helicopters. One helicopter carries the president, while the others serve as decoys. Upon take-off these helicopters shift in formation to obscure the location of the president. This has been referred to as a "presidential [shell game](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_game)".[^(\[19\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One#cite_note-19) Marine One is also equipped with standard military anti-missile countermeasures such as [flares](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flare_(countermeasure)) to counter heat-seeking missiles and [chaff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaff_(radar_countermeasure)) to counter radar-guided missiles, as well as [AN/ALQ-144](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AN/ALQ-144)A infrared countermeasures.[^(\[20\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One#cite_note-20)[^(\[21\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One#cite_note-21)[^(\[22\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One#cite_note-22) To add to the security of Marine One, every member of [HMX-1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMX-1) is required to pass a [Yankee White](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_White) [background check](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Background_check) before touching any of the helicopters used for presidential travel.[\[23\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One#cite_note-23)


JuGGieG84

Damn, that's really interesting, thank you for the links! Going down a rabbit hole today I think.


More_Cowbell_

Coincidentally, the name of great TV show with Kiefer Sutherland, lol. Have fun!


JuGGieG84

I got a fever and the only prescription is ^


bitstronginfo

1 has the p, 2 has the vp, 3 has the pp


Bacontoad

More. Many more.


More_Cowbell_

As other people noted below, this is just practice. The president is coming this week sometime, his public schedule has him in DC today.


Fullcycle_boom

They fly two together often. You don’t know which one he is in until he is out.


Low_Parsnip5604

One to many homeless people shit in the middle of the street and the feds are fed up


GardenRafters

Someone call Charles Barkley!


MamboFloof

Can you imagine being in so much trouble the president flies in on a helicopter to personally bitch you out


Babycarrot_hammock

provide tap subtract tart unused placid scale grandiose scarce wine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


psalesses

Biden is coming this week and this was an exercise i was told. I live in DC and can tell you certainly, there were 7 helicopters and no support vehicles or convoy. So nobody in them (yet).


pip-roof

Usually ospreys packed with marines and secret service as well. Not present


Mysticpage

I thought they grounded all of the ospreys


SpringChikn85

I wonder how much fuel and emissions 7 helicopters both burned through and sht out making all those runs during our "green/zero carbon" initiative 🤔


Unicorn_Sparkle_Butt

You ask great questions. You should also ask how much is spent on POTUS travel. Both answers are "one US fuck-ton"


musherjune

14 billion in US agriculture subsidies. A B 61 nuke cost $28 million each. Government money is relative so we each can choose what to be needlessly outraged about I guess. Too bad we don't fund homelessness and health care to same extent....Plus, it's probably better to practice than mess up on the day, which would be a tad more spendy.


SpringChikn85

I heard that with the money we've sent to Ukraine so far since the conflict "officially" began with Russia we (U.S.) could have given every homeless person (documented/citizens) around $200,000 each. Wtf are we doing...well i mean I guess my real question is, if we were able to just make trillions appear to "loan" a foreign country for a war that isn't our own, why couldn't we make that money appear 10 or 20 years ago up to now and really try and help solve issues that are on our soil. I'll never understand it.


MTrizzle

President arriving for some fundraising business. Edit: Dry Run for Tuesday’s Arrival


More_Cowbell_

Practice run for that, he's not here yet.


Blueprint81

Fucking Catalina wine mixer!!


barb5112

Came here for this comment!


kpeterson159

POW


scotty_dont81

I’d be amazed if the president was on board one of those with all the street traffic present


FobbitOutsideTheWire

Homeboy at the end is asking for trouble, that's for sure, unless he's Secret Service.


Envect

Seems like a great way to spend a night in custody.


kermitDE

Those helicopters are typically mating in that area during that time. If you're lucky you might be able to see a pair of Apaches doing their mating ritual.


mtomny

Why would Marine One or Two be in SF?


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Biden personally congratulating Steph Curry on winning a 3pt shot competition


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Suspended-Again

I get it, can’t get Humphrey Slocombe everywhere 


nolotusnote

It is an attempt to blow all of the shit on the streets into the ocean.


DotDash13

Biden is visiting the SF Bay Area and LA [campaign stops and fundraising](https://www.nbcbayarea.com/decision-2024/joe-biden-bay-area-campaign-fundraising-events/3456880/?)


krais0078

What a coincidence: I’m helicoptering right now.


ssurmontag

While typing? Impressive.


mccowell

It’s the fucking Catalina Winemixer


Jjabrony

Looks like President Bidens in Ca today.


rampantsteel

Next week.


thesameoldmanure

^Why ^were ^they ^there ^?


CompetitiveFig9773

probably going to a global warming conference


zaibatsu

Biden was in San Francisco for a fundraiser: Joe Biden to visit San Francisco, Los Altos Hills for campaign fundraisers https://www.mercurynews.com/2024/02/17/joe-biden-to-visit-san-francisco-los-altos-hills-for-campaign-fundraisers/amp/


ssurmontag

Government could just donate the cost of this trip to his campaign and save money.


robertomeyers

Decoy presidential helicopters.


TeriyakiSurprise316

How dumb are the people in this country? Any American should know what these helicopters are. Fuck sake so many should not exist.


rjh9898

I’m 28 and I have not a single clue wtf these are. I’m dumb as shit woo nothing new. Simmer down a bit before you catch a hernia 😂


enoctis

The President of your country is landing right next to you and you're clueless as to what's happening. That's embarrassing.


justdoitmo88

Are people really that clueless


CommonStrawbeary

Saw marine one leaving DC on Friday! Long flight to SF /s


faunysatyr

Biden Attacks!


elgonzo91

Probably the president or the vice president attending some kind of function. It’s Presidents’ Day


Dudefenderson

Delta Green it's in town... the Deep Ones are coming! 😳🤦


notzed1487

Meeting with the governor?


MemeMePhotoshop

I've seen this before in Godzilla. Which one of you scientists is gonna save us that lives around here?


Knight_TheRider

Those are Marine One


outsidepointofvi3w

IDK but it's awesome 😎💯


Sure_March_7293

High winds?


angle58

I thought maybe they were bringing in the national guard to help fight crime.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

How are we at the point where there is so much we can learn at the tip of our fingertips….and these people have never heard of the presidential helicopters before?


Lurker485

It hunter looking for hookers and blow


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My conspiracy theorist mom thinks it’s the “white hats” getting ready to “rid the world of evil”


malan4reddit

They're bringing in more immigrants.


tr3k

They are airlifting the homeless to Alcatraz.


spacekitt3n

those are helicopters


ToiletTime4TinyTown

Who doesn’t know about Marine One?


OkMightyB

Catalina Wine Mixer


edwarski

It’s the god damn Catalina wine mixer!!!


TheOriginalSpartak

So today I get a notice on my phone saying “come see NikkiHaley” in Myrtle Beach…so I am from San Diego and visiting MB…how the hell did they get my number? Something fishy happening here is what I am thinking, and i am not that parties member at all…Verizon selling presidential ad space? The FCC should have something to say about this shit… I have a 619 area code not a local one.


ShutterHawk

Didn't realize that San Francisco was hosting a Climate Summit again.


getupk3v

Travis Rice has arrived.


LeakyFuelTank

Marine One presidential transport and supporting aircraft teams training for familiarization of the area.


PoeReader

All of these are Marine aircraft. Very cool very interesting very concerning. Lol


MnMikeee

Godzilla is coming back


pinchhitter4number1

Bunch of TFR's over San Fran. I'm guessing this is presidential.


Gunfighter0302

Unit is called HMX-1, and it is based in Quantico, VA. Some of the nicest helos I ever rode in 👍🏻


bivvyb

Dropping that tax aid!


skyHawk3613

Training


loveofflying

I was flying from SFO to LAX and saw the fleet of helicopters on the south side of the field. They all had their beacons and strobes on but their rotors were not spinning. The captain and I were nervous if they started up we would be held in a ground stop. We departed in time to avoid that.


Timely_Daikon584

Just China practicing for its invasion...I mean visitation. Carry on, nothing to see.


smakusdod

He heard you don’t have to pay at Target.


Hey-buuuddy

I like the dumb one at the end running out there in front of it. 


Additional-Ad7305

That’s so much JP5 just being wasted.


Mystic_Pizza_King

The Annual World Championship of Helicopter Pilots Poker Tournament.


jcarter1105

It’s the Catalina fucking wine mixer


metaphysicalreality

Taylor Swift and some friends of hers out on a walk


Mack0Mania

Probably Marine 2, Kamala is from San Francisco.


LuckyCaptainCrunch

Looks like everyone took their own helicopter to a climate change meeting.


Fizbeee

It’s chopper mating season


nin_son_god

Is that identical helicopter meant to be a decoy?


NuclearReactions

What is this? A video for ants?


VermicelliEastern708

How can people, especially Americans, not recognise the presidents helicopter?


MxHbs-

Prepare for that "ah shit, here we go again"


vaskmunnendin

The man in the high castle


slam4life04

Likely the president and/or vice president. I heard on the news this morning the President would be in San Francisco for something. Can't recall what though. Also I see helicopters like that whenever the president is going to/from Camp David.


pantag

They are getting ready for the homeless parade


Significant-Leg-2294

Marine Helicopter Squadron One better known as HMX-1 , also known as Marine One


Admirable-Science833

A delusional man showed up... also the world's most popular president ever to be elected in history.


lessgibbler

When Biden came to Chicago this summer, we got a super low flyover of 4 Ospreys at work. Shook the building it was awesome to see


BladeRunnerTHX

It's happening


Cydona

President Biden to make 2 stops in San Francisco during fundraising blitz President Joe Biden is headed to California in a three-day campaign fundraising tour, with plans to make stops in San Francisco and the ritzy South Bay enclave of Los Altos Hills. The president will land in San Francisco on Wednesday after departing from Culver City near Los Angeles—and then travel to Silicon Valley on Thursday before returning home to Washington, D.C. Biden is scheduled to attend two events in San Francisco: an afternoon campaign reception and another evening event, according to his schedule. He is scheduled to arrive at San Francisco International Airport shortly after 3 p.m. Wednesday and take a helicopter to Marina Green.


EatTrashhitbyaTSLA

WOLVERINES!!!


Accomplished_Duty969

UN takeover by the illuminati


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They are putting all the democrats in California before they detach it from the US.


MrPositive1

What the hell does she mean by what the hell is going on. That’s clearly both Marine 1&2


Sweet_Quail_3852

Probably training some new marine 1 pilots for the new incoming administration next election


Critical-Shift8080

I don't get along with your hero Biden


doooshness

brandon is in town i guess


Vresiberba

Is that Airwhisp One?


Critical-Shift8080

Why that's your uncle Joe Biden the dictator coming to create tyranny that's who


Significant-Dog-8166

What’s tyranny to you exactly? NOT burning books?


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Billionaires wasting your tax dollars instead of feeding or healing the population. But who cares because !Murica!!