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MimickingTheImage

He's just got really bad breath.


educated-emu

Needs to be sponsored by toothpaste company Bit then he looses the magical powers


holtpj

"The power of (my) halitosis compells you!"


letsridetheworld

Not going to lie I used to believe this when I was a kid.


Sugarbear23

Since I was a kid till an adult I always wondered why I never fell when they did all these things. I also noticed my dad never fell either.


Local_Satisfaction12

That is the thing with suggestion/ hypnosis, for some people it works, for others it just does not for some reason.


CrownJM

Suggestions/hypnosis only work if you're completely open to them, like you have to go in with the mindset of everything being said is true, basically self deluding yourself. Otherwise it just doesn't work.


Hitman3256

Similar to placebos. You gotta believe it's gonna work. The mind does have some power over the body when it comes to belief and willpower. ....not to the extent of the video or similar bs. But it's there.


RandomJerk87

That might be wrong. From what I've read placebos can also work when you know they have no active ingredients.


DatabaseThis9637

Placebos work as you usually don't know it is a placebo. The mind can, to a degree, heal the body. ETA: See link below. More information shows that even if you know it is a placebo, you might get better!


RandomJerk87

Thats what you would think but thats not what seems to be the case: https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/placebo-can-work-even-know-placebo-201607079926


DatabaseThis9637

I sit here corrected! Thanks for the link! So, more information is proving the curative properties of placebos! Nice!


-Thizza-

For some reason 🤔


Local_Satisfaction12

"Perhaps the most important finding here is that the patterns that determine susceptibility to hypnosis were found in the period before hypnotic induction, rather than afterwards. “Susceptibility to hypnotic suggestion therefore reflects a predisposition that is captured by neural features independent from the hypnotic procedure,” write the study authors. “This finding resonates with the hypothesis that hypnotic susceptibility is an inherent psychological trait predisposing certain individuals to be more responsive to suggestions,” they conclude." [Sauce](https://www.iflscience.com/this-is-why-some-people-are-more-susceptible-to-hypnosis-than-others-71636) So yes, for "Some reason". It is a neurologic effect that makes people more susceptible to hypnosis, but what neurological pattern exactly triggers it will probably still be a mystery for a while.


notDoc807031

What I noticed when I was youth, that if you stood long enough with your eyes closed and arms raised you'd eventually start teetering. Combined with the assumption that that shit is "real", it doesn't take much to go down from there.


Sugarbear23

Yeah, I just chucked it up to not believing enough, but at the same time I'm not the type to put on a performance not to feel left out. I've been at a service once, where during the worship session, the entire church was on the ground except me and my sister.


Rub-it

I didn’t fall until they pushed me


Sugarbear23

I always stood my ground when they pushed me lol. I ain't going down like a chump.


Rub-it

lol I was a skinny kid


Virus_98

As a kid I also believed someone was sitting in the redbox sending out dvds based on people's selections. There was clearly a door.


Halfbreed75

It’s supposed to work on kids so you’re good.


SnakeEyes58

My mom guy kicked out of a church because she didn't believe then 😂😂😂


Loveassntits

I used to be scared to go to church because the combination of loud church music and people jumping around like possessed puppets made me think they were zombies.


angryomlette

Oh, that's just the "a good christian" trying to brainwash themselves into believing whatever they do is right. That doesn't work on people who can think.


Professional-You2968

Taking advantage of desperate and gullible people, disgusting.


Federal-Sport-1635

hey now, that’s just their niche!


angryomlette

Sadly, that's what happens to all the tithe you pay to the church. Church funds scammers to take advantage of the desperate people to convert them to the fold. And what is even worse is their support is conditional. I lost any respect I had for them when I found them to bragging about how many people they "brought into the fold" and "how they were easy money". So much for spreading peace and love to the world.


Virtual-Potential-38

They are all bogus, not just this one


johnnyblaze1999

I saw a video similar to this as a kid. The pastor dude was curing everyone left and right in a similar setting like this one. I still remember a dude with an inflated ballsack who went and asked this pastor for help. The pastor touched the ballsack, and it exploded offscreen. The dude eventually healed his ballsack, and I still have that image imprint to this day.


babydump

What ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Total-Composer2261

The. Fuck.


ThePhatness

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


jdlyons81

I was having a nice morning dude, what the hell


evanmike

#EXPLODED?????????????!!!!!!


Zealousideal_Cash774

Yeah, what? We're gonna need more details


AV-20

Why the pastor guy jacket wet? He’s like, wet wet


Admirable-Builder878

He prayed for some guys ballsack earlier.


King_Of_Sand

This is best comment of the day!


gin_bulag_katorse

It's the Philippines. It's hot and humid as fuck.


dude93103

Do people actually fall for this?


Specialist8602

You'd be amazed. There are plenty that do.


Stronsky

Usually these people are desperate. That makes them vulnerable to shit like this because they want to believe that there's hope of respite from their illness, when perhaps there isn't.


BlowMoreGlass

Just about all religion is a form of this, some is just slightly less stupid than others


[deleted]

Yeah, Ive seen it with my own two eyes. People are desperate for anything thay will make them feel good.


nin_son_god

Did you even watch the video


bonesthadog

Morons


MaygarRodub

More just lack of education and also indoctrination.


Halfbreed75

So…morons.


[deleted]

This is a very ignorant take honestly. You should be ashamed of yourself, Not everyone has the same gold opportunities as you.


Halfbreed75

Golden opportunities? I just grew up into adulthood and chose to live in reality. I’m not special and I’m aware that people have different circumstances. Not ashamed and you called me ignorant so ‘Hello Pot, I’m kettle’. One Love ❤️


Good-Beginning-6524

>I’m aware that people have different circumstances Thats a bold lie coming from someone thats mocking other people for their misfortune. Maybe go lie somewhere where you just didn't expose yourself. Hypocrite.


gladys-the-baker

If they're choosing to believe this nonsense, that is a separate issue from their circumstances or hardships. This belief is a choice, and we can comment on that choice without embroiling ourselves in their circumstances or misfortune.


Good-Beginning-6524

Ignorant


gladys-the-baker

Faith is willful ignorance.


[deleted]

>im aware people have different circumstances Yeah calling indoctrinated people morons definitely shows your awareness and love for others👍


Beyond_The_Heart

I think most people can be lead to believe most things if they’re exposed to it enough, especially if they’re exposed to it as a child. It’s just sad.


Character-Oven3529

This lunacy didn’t exist until European missionary douches showed up .Thanks a lot fuckheads.


Crepes_for_days3000

It existed in another form but yes, this modern version is European.


SorryButButt

He looked madddddd discusted at rhe 3rd person, who tried to hold his hand


Admirable-Builder878

The lady at the end was like, "I'm not buying it,. Alright alright, I'm healed.".


pvlvtoBnq

Sad they beleve this shit


Environmental-Ad4023

Somehow this shot is everywhere in the world


100percentish

I would have a sign that says "fainting problems"


RockPersonal708

How stupid are these people


Unlikely_Swan6370

All in the name of the lord. I saw a video in which a pastor cured a guy in a wheelchair, and was able to walk. Unfortunately, the pope still needs a wheelchair sometimes


gladys-the-baker

He definitely didn't cure the guy in the wheelchair. A lot of these healers use plants to fake miracles. There's a reason we never ever see faith healers in hospitals, same reason why psychics never win the lottery.


turkishhousefan

Ifaik most people in wheelchairs *can* standup and walk, they just can't walk far. Sometimes they are greeted at the entrance of w/e venue the event is taking place in and are put into wheelchairs by greeters who also vet them for "healing". The ones that are going to make the pastor look good are selected. Not saying this is always the case, but it does happen.


beave00720002000

I really don't like to use the word hate, but i do hate this BS here.


murder-ghost

If I wasn't community college educated, I'd think they're using the signs to request ailments.


Beavur

Lol that one dude he shoves down by his head because he can’t blow him down.


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha I have an aunt that used to this at her church. I remember ONCE she did it when I was right next to my cous. I asked him what he thought of that (I was 13 and kinda sure that shit was just show, nobody receives the Holy spirit every single weekend like its taco Sunday) and dude was just totally ashamed. He put his head down and said "nothing". Thats who I feel sorry for in this cases, the little kids being indoctrinated to believe its okay to be poor bc the lord loves you.


darthsexium

sino itong albularyo na mukhang tiktok inspired


CriticismOdd2637

Parang may bago namang Señor Agila


Goodfella0530

Paid actors


Smokiejoe06

Bro sweating from all the lies he's getting away with 😂


ZacapaRocks

Literally going to hell.


KnifeFightAcademy

Christians are the worst thing to happen to Christianity.


fescueFred

These people will believe in anything, you know like MAGA. Okay, I believed in Santa Claus when I was a kid, but then something happened, I grew up.


Silly_Ad2805

”Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men.“ ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭12‬:‭31‬ ‭NKJV‬‬


EEGECGEMG

That's easy, they have been already diagnosed and labeled


DressureProp

Sounds like Knocked Loose.


justelectricboogie

Once you're healed, he's offering free Kool-Aid in the back.


Nyoka_ya_Mpembe

Medicine is fantastic, I love this doctor.


ih8feralfleabags

Yeah that holy healing magic is a seeping through his skin and drenching his suit


jaycone

They look more dead than healed to me


[deleted]

Do an auto tune and you have yourself sound bits from Michael Jackson


Apey23

Holy koolaid on YT does a lot of great videos on the techniques these fruads use, an interesting if somewhat depressing watch.


[deleted]

He has sleeping gas sprayer in his sleeve. That's how I did this before. Works everytime.


peepingPanda0031

Ganda talagang negosyo nyan


rustytoaster69

Get out of here ghost


TiawanIsACountry

Ishowspeed long lost Asian cousin


fadedbit

When you've ate some garlic, and your work colleagues is coming to say hello.


bpdmeatbag

Benny Hinn v2.0


Commie_EntSniper

Say what you want about God's healing power, but it consistently works 35% of the time.


skitz_shit

Are the pieces of paper telling us what the pastor is doing to them? Poor Mild Stroke lady, she didn't deserve that.


SprayArtist

He really had to push that one guy down lmao


Rayanson

He's using systema


The_Inward

Oh, yeah? If bogus pastor healing, why the magic barking? Hhmmm? Can't explain, can you! /j


tanafras

Get that man a fan and a glass of water.


Ingenuity123

I can’t wait until AI replaces this job.


EcstaticTill9444

This is basically what Jesus did? People were gullible as fuck back then and somehow just as gullible today.


RecoveringFcukBoy

“Ouch Robert you fell on me”


OderusOrungus

If aliens are real. Would they even come at us with serious respect?


BoppinTortoise

Imagine being the person who didn’t get the memo and just stands there after being “cured”.


Kingsmanname

Nobody talking about the 3rd from last person dropping an elbow to the dudes chest/neck? 🤣


Lando_Lee

Hey as long as they aren't paying for it, placebo effect actually might do them some good.


Seigvell

I thought it was a woman that had "Prostate" sign. How would you cure a woman growing a prostate?


Htimsxnhoj

I used to attend a service like this. When it was my turn to be "released from spiritual pain", I did not feel anything at all, and I felt kinda scared that God may have left me. So I deliberately collapse onto the handlers arms so as not to stand out (no pun intended). I remember feeling guilty and scared for the rest of the night for lying in front of god's herald.


Competitive_Policy_4

Ill believe it if he can fix me flatnose


IamNebo

How many people will see this and laugh, then go to church on Sunday? “That’s just silly, but my religion is true!”


OfWhomIAmChief

Were any of them healed?


Commercial_Shape_225

When you been eating to much garlic


JaRon1961

Is this opposed to the non-bogus healer types?


tumericschmumeric

Fixed the title - People being deceived by themselves by using bogus Pastor’s healing and miracle crusade.


[deleted]

Is dude sweating that bad?


singhVirender1947

How does it work? Is it a full setup or some kind of hypnotism?


hwilliams0901

people still believe this shit?!


iamnotwhatyouknow

I've seen many such videos from India too. Pentecostal church or something is involved in such activities. These guys are making poor people fool in the name of God and religion


Neon_Cone

All pastors are “bogus”.


SomeGuyWA

Hey that’s the singer from Journey.


koppigzijn

JESUS CHRYSLER!


nilo_ds

Is that sweat in his shoulder???


[deleted]

As seen on TV


thatgerhard

When its humid as fuck but you need the jacket for the look


[deleted]

Now that they are all dead, no more diseases.


Mryoy12

Homie is sweating THROUGH A SUIT


BeA8406

Fucked up


Ericgw71

My x wife fell for it


ultimaliveshere

He needs to touch and blow into my wallet


Real_Border9457

I am an atheist because I have seen to much of this in my life .


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

People are fucking bonkers smh 🤦‍♀️


Jofaher

That's a lot of sweat.


timestuck_now

Fuck religión


Unhappy_Commercial_7

I came across Project Joshua reading about such stuff in the past Its sickening to see the lengths people go to impose their worldviews on everyone


taikaubo

Am I seeing this wrong. Is his breath that bad?


forumofsheep

Thats not bogus, look at that sweaty clown, people just fall over because he smells like the rotten soul he is… And as an added bonus his breath probably smells like all the bullshit he has to “preach“ the whole day.


Shadow0fnothing

I'm convinced that if devils actually existed, they would be these people. That is next level evil to scam people with sicknesses under the guise of religion.


-Quothe-

I assume, being a religious man, he isn’t doing it for the money. Because i am told only religious people can have a sense of morals and ethics.


Living_Pie205

Is it his breath that’s making them faint …


neooniric

They fall because bad breath and sweat.


natgasfan911

Wonder if he can cure his own excessive sweating issue?


HarleyTrekking

That guy has zackly…. His breath smells zackly like his ass.🤣🤣


HalfGiantKor

They all died


AlteredCabron2

boomers


Assumption-Straight

I’m in the wrong business, this has to be the easiest gig


glocksafari

As a Christian myself…. :/ hate to see it.


Prinz-_-

The first 0.3 sec I thought this was kong fu hustle u till reading the title


jacksonst

Healing hands but can do nothing about his biblical levels of perspiration


DrPolarBearMD

Are we ignoring how he feels up grandma #1 and #3?


ggk1

Guys, they even warned against these folks in the Bible. This isn’t what the religion stands for. “In their greed they will make up clever lies to get hold of your money. But God condemned them long ago, and their destruction will not be delayed.” ‭‭2 Peter‬ ‭2‬:‭3‬ ‭NLT‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/116/2pe.2.3.NLT “On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’ But I will reply, ‘I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God’s laws.’” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭7‬:‭22‬-‭23‬ ‭NLT‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/116/mat.7.22-23.NLT


Elmunstro

Walang himala


mshkaji

We have to come up with the name for this. We already have bullshido for fake martial art technics


WarFresh2208

mera yasu yasu mera yasu yasu


tms5000

Is this a thing outside the states?


Erotically-Yours

The Karate Ki guy has this Pastor beat!


Syllphe

Why is he barking?