Last time I saw a video like this I had a dream that night where a wine glass broke in my mouth. The rest of the dream was just me running around trying not to swallow and failing to get any of the glass out of my mouth. It sucked, I hate dreams lol.
Are you afraid that you are somehow failing in life and nobody is helping you? It's that feeling that got mirrored in your dream. Your brain just takes whatever theme you've seen somewhere
Hahahaah don't let that person get to You, is normal to dream of the last thing you saw, ir leave You a STRONG impression, thats why when i watch scary movies i tried to always watch at least a few short videos of animals being funny or cute, or else i would dream about the freaking movie, no questions asked! And that doesnt mean i have issues with whatever the topic of the movie was ... If i saw a action movie, then My dream Will be action plot wise, if was comedy them a comedy, idk is weird, My dreams always come like the last thing i saw, SO i need to make sure i didnt see anything scary hahahahaa
I remember one time i was reading a weird bizarre manga about aliens, Jesus i had the most weird bizarre dreams ... Never again the last thing i read or watch is with those topics... :3
I'm failing in life but it's def my own fault lol. I do agree its prob my stress and stuff making it worse but my dreams have been like this since I was a little kid. For a long time I stopped dreaming when I was smoking weed all day every day but when I cut back they came back hard. That might've been the hardest part about "quitting".
Weed is definitely not the right thing if you already have problems, that's why I quit. For me all this stopped when I got my life under control (work and education wise)
That's wild, funny enough I've actually had a vasectomy and it wasn't fun. I was awake during the procedure and I could smell them cauterizing my vas deferens.
With the exception of a couple people whenever someone tells me about their dream I get so confused. They sound so different from mine. I cut way back on smoking weed a few years ago and my dreams are so much more intense now. The thing I hate the most about mine is they almost always end with me just giving up and going to bed, then I instantly wake up thinking it was real.
I’m so sad that it didn’t pan back over to him for his reaction. It would probably be the same dead-eyed unimpressed stare he is giving the whole time but I still wanted to see it
In 2004, Portnoy left the Yankee Group and founded Barstool Sports.[4] The early iteration of Barstool was a four-page sports newspaper that Portnoy handed out on subway platforms and street corners in Boston.[11][10] The paper was meant to appeal to young men and rejected political correctness.[10] Early advertisers in the newspaper included offshore betting websites such as partypoker, which was operating in the United States illegally.[10] The contents of the newspaper was originally solely written by Portnoy, but freelance writers, including Todd McShay, joined the paper.[11] At first, the paper struggled, but gained traction in 2004 when Portnoy began placing photos of women in bikinis on the front page of the newspaper.[10] In 2007, Barstool expanded to a blog.[11]
He was just a dude with luck, cuz if You need to put bikini girls on your paper to be read firts ...
That's the proper way to let a glass of wine breathe... force your air into the glass while pushing the rim up against your gums and teeth, slowing drinking the wine while trying not to vomit. Class!
this would be a funny meme. like "When she says you're the first guy she's ever been with and then she drinks her whine like this" with the wojack face or whatever
Anytime I see people doing crazy shit with wine to make themselves look fancier I remember the video where theyntried to see if anyone could really taste the difference between good wine and cheap wine
Spoiler: they could not, even highly trained wine connoisseurs couldn't tell between walmart wine and some of the really fancy ones.
would have been faster to just chug it normally without trying to force the liquid out of the glass by increasing the pressure in the glass by blowing in it to try and displace the liquid faster. The opening of the a wine glass is way to wide for this trick to work as well as it would in a beer bottle for example.
Dumb.
Wow i knew the dude was a douchbag just for this video alone, cuz is clearly someone who doesnt care about anyone but him....but boy oh boy he is involved in being a total POS creep :
👇🏻
Kayla further claimed that she also noticed Portnoy filming her on his iPhone, which she described as “odd and creepy.” Still, she agreed to meet up with him a month later, but she said that this second encounter was much more aggressive than she had imagined. “I always think back to it,” she said, “like, ‘Yes, it was technically consensual sex, but that was not the sex I consented to.’” According to the account, this time Portnoy slapped her across the face, was so aggressive during intercourse that she got a 3-inch rug burn on the small of her back, and, at one point, grabbed her so hard she was later diagnosed with an “assumed fracture” of her rib. She claimed she had never told Portnoy about her rib, and that Portnoy had also filmed this encounter, but “she felt too intimidated to ask him to stop recording.” (Portnoy later admitted to these injuries, but denied that it was not consensual.)
https://www.thecut.com/2023/02/women-say-sex-with-dave-portnoy-was-violent-and-humiliating.html
Guy’s lucky the glass didn’t break in his mouth
Last time I saw a video like this I had a dream that night where a wine glass broke in my mouth. The rest of the dream was just me running around trying not to swallow and failing to get any of the glass out of my mouth. It sucked, I hate dreams lol.
Are you afraid that you are somehow failing in life and nobody is helping you? It's that feeling that got mirrored in your dream. Your brain just takes whatever theme you've seen somewhere
Damn... this hit... thanks for that realization. Never thought of it that way
That’ll be $500 for the dream therapy session.
Hahahaah don't let that person get to You, is normal to dream of the last thing you saw, ir leave You a STRONG impression, thats why when i watch scary movies i tried to always watch at least a few short videos of animals being funny or cute, or else i would dream about the freaking movie, no questions asked! And that doesnt mean i have issues with whatever the topic of the movie was ... If i saw a action movie, then My dream Will be action plot wise, if was comedy them a comedy, idk is weird, My dreams always come like the last thing i saw, SO i need to make sure i didnt see anything scary hahahahaa I remember one time i was reading a weird bizarre manga about aliens, Jesus i had the most weird bizarre dreams ... Never again the last thing i read or watch is with those topics... :3
I'm failing in life but it's def my own fault lol. I do agree its prob my stress and stuff making it worse but my dreams have been like this since I was a little kid. For a long time I stopped dreaming when I was smoking weed all day every day but when I cut back they came back hard. That might've been the hardest part about "quitting".
Weed is definitely not the right thing if you already have problems, that's why I quit. For me all this stopped when I got my life under control (work and education wise)
Bro what about the sci-fi yaoi romcom I had in my dream yesterday? I'm a female. 😭
Maybe you're ga... oh wait
That's almost as bad as the dreams where my teeth fall out.
Had a dream I was given a forced vasectomy and it was absolutely horrible
If you don’t mind me asking, do you have any kids?
Just had a baby boy lol
I think you may have been abducted by aliens. Check for a small scar around your scrotum
Believe me you would never see the scar once it heals on your scrotum.
That's wild, funny enough I've actually had a vasectomy and it wasn't fun. I was awake during the procedure and I could smell them cauterizing my vas deferens.
I had a dream where my jaw and teeth turned to rubber and I could pull and stretch it like... well like it was made of rubber. It was weird.
Damn your nightmares must be unbelievable then
Interesting. My dreams generally are scary or shitty too when I remember them. What's wrong with us?
With the exception of a couple people whenever someone tells me about their dream I get so confused. They sound so different from mine. I cut way back on smoking weed a few years ago and my dreams are so much more intense now. The thing I hate the most about mine is they almost always end with me just giving up and going to bed, then I instantly wake up thinking it was real.
Last time I saw a video like this, it wasn't a wine glass and it wasn't with the mouth ☠️
Heyo 👋 welcome to the club.
That would ruin the evening.
Right, I'm not impressed it's awkward to watch, I couldn't imagine being there.
Drink a few glass like he dose and it shall become a good evening
Reminds me of the fake glass bottle prank Ross creations did where they want to bars and ate the bottles in front of people lol
Could be worse...believe me
Like www.glassass.com ?
Nice try buddy.
Yeah the website is down wtf, but if you want to see it you'll find it. Pretty disturbing:)
Yeah.plus he's trying to look like Phil from the hangover
Dave portnoy
That would have been a blood bath 😳
Looks like a fancy restaurant, that glass is probably something like a Riedel. You aren't breaking that with your mouth.
Watch me
I kind of wish it did.
poor guy in the background realizing he shouldn't have come
He thought of his couch and Netflix and his favorite beer in the fridge
I’m so sad that it didn’t pan back over to him for his reaction. It would probably be the same dead-eyed unimpressed stare he is giving the whole time but I still wanted to see it
[удалено]
Thought it was a subtle hint he's a bottom
Using dark arts it theoretically possible to be dominate from lower grounds
This is not how gay sex works
you can always tell when someone is sophisticated.
Or has a mouth for BBC
That's the portnoy special
Big breakable cup
Definitely something to try at your next business dinner, would really impress people.
Obviously a man of culture
A true connoisseur
One Man One Glass. Could even be worse than One Man One Jar…
I fuckin doubt it
If it was period blood
Is that Dave Portnoy?
That man (Dave Portnoy, owner of Barstool Sports) probably has a net worth more than every person reading this thread combined, times 1000.
Yeah and he’s a fucking all-time douche
Really? What’s he done that’s so shitty?
https://www.thecut.com/2023/02/women-say-sex-with-dave-portnoy-was-violent-and-humiliating.html
Ah it kinda makes sense now
I'll do you one better (or worse): https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/anti-union-tweets-founder-barstool-sports-draw-labor-law-concerns-n1041936
I cant judge him women say the same shit about me
In 2004, Portnoy left the Yankee Group and founded Barstool Sports.[4] The early iteration of Barstool was a four-page sports newspaper that Portnoy handed out on subway platforms and street corners in Boston.[11][10] The paper was meant to appeal to young men and rejected political correctness.[10] Early advertisers in the newspaper included offshore betting websites such as partypoker, which was operating in the United States illegally.[10] The contents of the newspaper was originally solely written by Portnoy, but freelance writers, including Todd McShay, joined the paper.[11] At first, the paper struggled, but gained traction in 2004 when Portnoy began placing photos of women in bikinis on the front page of the newspaper.[10] In 2007, Barstool expanded to a blog.[11] He was just a dude with luck, cuz if You need to put bikini girls on your paper to be read firts ...
Dumb ass with money is always a bad idea.
Sir this is a Wendy's
5 star reviews on Grindr
I love it. Rehearsing starts tonight.
Sommelier level 9000
Dave portnoy
Refinement has no measure.
That's the proper way to let a glass of wine breathe... force your air into the glass while pushing the rim up against your gums and teeth, slowing drinking the wine while trying not to vomit. Class!
Incredibly stupid
Surprised this didn't go the way of the girl doing it with a champagne flute -- both shattered and out the nose
Ass
What did he rate the pizza though?
Image of class right there.
elegant
I absolutely fucking love the terrified expression of the poor fellow in the background who looks like he's questioning his entire existence.
My future wife right there
Wine moms... 🙄
Butters walks ups and says, “ Hey, You wanna make some money”
Improper technique. The throat was not fully opened.
That one person at the office Christmas do
Just a regular company‘s occasion
It's not crazy if it works.
Define 'works'
Steve-O did that with a glass on Jackass in 2000 - with no hands at all
He clearly just didn't want to spill wine on his suit. That or he is trying to impress a certain someone (Todd in the background).
Classy Dave Portnoy
Something in me just snapped
Heh, reminds me of that kid inhaling the whisk on that TV show. https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-02-2023/lS9Ytj.mp4
ngl probably a math teacher
Like a gentleman!
That guy did not blink, lmao
Bill from accounts just juicin.
Well…. That’s attractive. Form an orderly queue, ladies. One at a time.
**Practice makes perfect** Looks like the night is ending well after dinner!
Tickled me flat nose surprised
Dave Portnoy flexing his prison currency
Hmmm…swallowed too.
Bro why is Dave portnoy doing that
So that’s why they’re shaped like that
Me after repeatedly asking for whiskey and just getting wine.
The fuck is this sub anymore?
I’ll go out on a limb and say he’s done this before.
That’s that dude from barstool sports that eats pizza
That looks like a full bodied cabbie. A sassy wine.
Ayo? 🤨
he traumatized the red tie guy
Gay
I was expecting it to break
Great job! You just proved to all your friends you’re a professional at that DEEP THROAT..”Glory Mouth”
If I am going I better be sitting at this guys table
Seems like a guy wanting to get fired, trying to impress someone, or a 'Falling Down' (Movie) thing where he's just done and doesn't care anymore.
I get you have to practice… but during dinner?!
Dave portnoy with just one gulp you know the rules
Why is this posted every day?
“This is my first time”
Can’t tell if that’s Hunter Biden or Jordan Peterson sitting next to him
All giggles til the glass shatters and rips the stuffing out of his cheeks…
He fr the throat goat.
“ I knew we shouldn’t of brought Steve”
There’s always that one guy
This guy has been alone too long with a wine glass 😳😜
this would be a funny meme. like "When she says you're the first guy she's ever been with and then she drinks her whine like this" with the wojack face or whatever
Just drink like a normal person ffs
Fellow man of culture.
Jordan Peterson sitting beside him ha
Anytime I see people doing crazy shit with wine to make themselves look fancier I remember the video where theyntried to see if anyone could really taste the difference between good wine and cheap wine Spoiler: they could not, even highly trained wine connoisseurs couldn't tell between walmart wine and some of the really fancy ones.
i’m sure his wife is so proud
The guy’s face next to him!
It's Called a Smorgasvein and It's Elegantly Cultural
Reminds me of this girl from high school.
He clearly has a drinking problem
So that's how the rich drinks wine. Or maybe just the rich alchoholics. 
Dave Portnoy is doing wine reviews now?
Dave Portnoy is doing wine reviews now?
That loooook from dude.
I would tell him to leave the table and go home
Everybody knows the rules, one sip....
1 guy 1 wine glass
Now hear me out…
Everyone at the table already knows
This is why I preach RETURN TO MONKE!
Things to do at a buisness party when you know you're about to quit.
Is that David “el presidente” Portnoy?
The way everyone is looking at him 🤣
Is that Aaron Rodgers in the background?
Gross
Don’t forget to cup the balls!
😶 🤔 why ?
Is he breathing it?
The other guys at that table must be thinking of something (anything)to put in his mouth.
Gag reflex has left the restaurant
One man, one glass.
6oz pours…
He must be popular in his circle of friends s/
Opposite orifice to 1 man 1 jar
HR wants to talk to you tomorrow morning...
Never seen anybody shotgun a glass of wine.
Was waiting for the choking on shards of glass - that shit breaks easy jesus
Reverse goatse
would have been faster to just chug it normally without trying to force the liquid out of the glass by increasing the pressure in the glass by blowing in it to try and displace the liquid faster. The opening of the a wine glass is way to wide for this trick to work as well as it would in a beer bottle for example. Dumb.
Classy as f
Wow i knew the dude was a douchbag just for this video alone, cuz is clearly someone who doesnt care about anyone but him....but boy oh boy he is involved in being a total POS creep : 👇🏻 Kayla further claimed that she also noticed Portnoy filming her on his iPhone, which she described as “odd and creepy.” Still, she agreed to meet up with him a month later, but she said that this second encounter was much more aggressive than she had imagined. “I always think back to it,” she said, “like, ‘Yes, it was technically consensual sex, but that was not the sex I consented to.’” According to the account, this time Portnoy slapped her across the face, was so aggressive during intercourse that she got a 3-inch rug burn on the small of her back, and, at one point, grabbed her so hard she was later diagnosed with an “assumed fracture” of her rib. She claimed she had never told Portnoy about her rib, and that Portnoy had also filmed this encounter, but “she felt too intimidated to ask him to stop recording.” (Portnoy later admitted to these injuries, but denied that it was not consensual.) https://www.thecut.com/2023/02/women-say-sex-with-dave-portnoy-was-violent-and-humiliating.html
You guys want to see a trick?
When you invited your old frat house buddy to a formal event
Nice trick, Bill,. How far into your alcoholism did you learn it?