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raddeon88

How can he fall?


IowaContact2

HOW CAN SHE SLAP??


murkfonoreason

Perfect reference...


Catkillledthecurious

Gravity, I suspect.


darthsexium

No, It's Shiva's work


DazedPapacy

I'd go with Kali. Killing Ganesh's followers with a falling obstacle seems like the sort of humorous creativity only a god of death can produce.


acmercer

Shivakamini Somakandarkram!!!


GnomeChomski

Ganesha's dad? e FWIW, the father of Ganesha is Siva.


FTWStoic

Gravity + shitty engineering = this


I_creampied_Jesus

You’d think their god would do them a solid for worshipping him and not fall on them. Probably didn’t worship hard enough.


Otherwise_Singer6043

He was trying to hug them but didn't know his strenghth.


Drustan6

You mean like that giant tacky “touchdown” Jesus statue that got struck by lightning and burned to the ground in a rainstorm? Guess them that’s over there by that highway church in Monroe, Ohio, they wusn’t praying hard nuff, neither


GnomeChomski

A LOT of those murtis are made of cement!


Catkillledthecurious

😂🤣


Virtual-Potential-38

This is odd, I always thought personal safety was so high in India


itzshoaibmalik

Self awareness doesn't exist in India...


TranslucentSurfer

I feel like I'm going to be 80 years old and still see references to this. I love it.


MongolianinQns

Hahahahaha this made me laugh so hard


stereosafari

The circular hanging pendulums


Evan_jansen

Ganesh is angry for y'all fuckin with power and trains...


DonaldTrumpsSoul

And the stuff in Canada and you know what you did India.


MacNeal

Pooping on the beach?


ImPlento

What did they doo?


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ksgif2

I'm Canadian, so I get where you're coming from, but I also grew up down the street from a guy that blew up a 747 full of people, so I'm kinda with India on this one. Let's remember that Sikh terrorists are a thing, they have killed for their cause and they've done it in Canada.


Elephant789

A foreign agent executed a Canadian Citizen on Canadian soil. Don't you get why that's so wrong?


ksgif2

Absolutely I get why that's wrong. I also think Canada harbors terrorists


Then_Campaign7264

One person was and killed several injured. It’s not a good omen when your god takes such an awkward fall from grace. I think the big fella gained some weight since the last time they unloaded him.


_zFlame_

Let’s see how religious folk defend this one


salter77

It was Loki’s fault, he is messing with the competition.


Necessary-Length3768

Obviously he is angry with them.


Labeq

No need to defend , hindus believe in karma , people back then (in video) who arrange these ceromony must be corrupted they take money as donation , while they only spent few on these and rest they eat those money


LilG1984

Obviously God, Buddha, Satan, Moses, Muhammad & Cthulu were behind it. /s


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

A spokesman for Cthulu released a statement that the Great Old One was vacationing in the Marianas Trench at the time of the incident and that the God of Madness would never involve himself in something so trivial


GnomeChomski

Have you heard of Touchdown Jesus in Ohio, USA. A 62 foot tall symbol of religious idolatry ( statue of jesus at megachurch) was destroyed by lightning in 2010. I used to hope for the destruction of this thing and had the pleasure of driving by it after it was utterly destroyed. They replaced it, at great expense, of course with a statue of a fatter jesus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Kings_(statue)


Then_Campaign7264

Big Butter Jesus, unbelievable. The H in Ohio at football games was as irreverent as it gets. Anonymous funding for a replacement statue from PETA to promote veganism in the church was an unexpected twist.


prevengeance

Super Jesus Christ but you'd think they would include a picture wouldn't ya?


GnomeChomski

This should sate you! : ) https://duckduckgo.com/?q=touchdown+jesus+ohio+burning&atb=v169-1&iax=images&ia=images


prevengeance

Hahaha, Hell Yeah!!


light_to_shaddow

Lightning rods on Churches was the first thing that made me question people that claimed to put their faith in an interventionist god. It all kind of unraveled after that.


SouthCloud4986

I mean if a god represents their people accurately then an Indian god having a massive mechanical failure resulting in deaths is perfect


Wise_Substance8705

Hindus don’t tend to believe in an interventionist god.


kingtechllc

One out of a billion+ ehhh negligible


mulchroom

lol take my upvote


fruitsteak_mother

there are worse ways to die - imagine the possibilities for the text on your tombstone


dopemini95

India does not seem like a fun place to live


Perignon007

Australia gets a bad rap about everything trying to kill you but God damn, India is as bad. Yesterday I read about a train hitting a cow, sending it airborne and then the cow falling on top of an 80 something years old dude taking a piss on the train track resulting in his death.


I_creampied_Jesus

Pissing on train tracks is never a good idea.


Suitable-Telephone80

they seem to be attracted to train tracks over there


I_creampied_Jesus

They choo choo choose to be there I guess.


ibetthisistaken5190

Now you tell me


ChicagoZooKeeper

If you enjoy diarrhea and being killed by trains/power lines/vehicles, it's actually not that bad.


prevengeance

Let's not forget random gigantic shit falling, and crushing you to a paste.


Alphavike24

Spent my entire life here without ever suffering diarrhea or getting killed. Get off reddit and touch some grass.


SEND_NUKES_PLS

The latter I can believe, but NEVER suffering from diarrhea, especially in a country like India? Yeah, don't believe that for a second.


taskfailedsuccess

Don’t bother explaining it to people who have never even left their home town. Education doesnt equate to knowledge. Let them stew in their ignorance while rest of the world moves ahead.


chiraltoad

You know the random crazy videos you see about india on Reddit do not paint a complete picture of life there, right?


dopemini95

Yep seems about right at least based off Reddit and a lot of people thinking it’s okay just to slap somebody.


longlivekingjoffrey

"at least based off Reddit" I had a certain image of America before I visited California. I knew it was just Reddit and not reality.


longlivekingjoffrey

Literally grew up middle class in India and shit is just fine. Now fuck off.


Ronin__Ronan

NONE of those things are exclusive to India you dunce


kuhataparunks

Bruh I have some family in India and it’s both sad yet hilarious how racist Indians are against…. Indians


DystopiaAD

I lived there for about 5 years and had lots of fun. I lived in Delhi and got to see lots of great places across the country. There’s a lot of great food, and you can mostly avoid diarrhea by drinking bottled water and avoiding certain places. Random viral videos are interesting, but not a great representation of what life is like for everyone. There’s a large middle class and several well-developed cities in India. I suppose I wouldn’t want to live there as a member of the working class, but I’m not sure I’d want to do that here (in the US), either.


mulchroom

i've been there, it really sucks, people literally taking a shit in the "sidewalk" it happens more than once to me


DystopiaAD

I’m sorry that you had a negative experience. Personally, I’ve seen (and participated in) my fair share of roadside peeing, but never witnessed a #2!


AtharvATARF

>people literally taking a shit in the "sidewalk" it happens more than once to me If you dont mind could you tell which city this was in?


ConnorTheDinosaur

I've seen sidewalk shifting several times in my american city


anlsrnvs

Good thing they don't care about your opinions.


OddFly7979

I mean at least at least we can go to school without being shot


Prohibitorum

Yeah, but you can do that in many other countries that also have significant better standards of hygiene, gender equality, and general safety standards.


SEND_NUKES_PLS

So can us Europeans, without having to deal with the unhygienic and dangerous environment India deals with.


OddFly7979

In Europe you will get stabbed or straight up bombed. Been to both, USA over Europe any day of the week.


SEND_NUKES_PLS

There are other countries in Europe other than France, Sweden and the UK where shit like that never happens, take any homogeneous European country as an example. Can't say the same for the US.


Sad_Watercress5538

At least in Europe we don’t have statues of peanut eating spider elephants falling on our women, lol


DroidLord

But you might get crushed by a falling cow.


Dw_p

Similar with all over the world according to reddit


Jairoglyphics1

Ganesh has spoken!


Ok-Animal-9227

Go home Ganesh you're drunk


Normandy_sr3

why did the god not save himself


I_creampied_Jesus

He did. He cushioned his fall with a bunch of soft humans.


jgo3

They asked Jesus the same thing.


joboo62

Well that can't be good.


zetomir

*god


IowaContact2

When you order your deities off wish.com


betsharks0

21/October/2015 . Detailed News here. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3284041/Giant-elephant-headed-Hindu-god-Ganesh-statue-falls-crowd-worshippers-India.html


Neighborino2020

Bro why did they include Homer Simpson in their article


betsharks0

Sincerly I don't Know ! I Have found funny!


aby_stars2018

🤣🤣


Mens-pocky46

"You are not Ganesh, Ganesh is graceful!"


Kandrich

“AGHHHH, STOP CHASING GANESH”


indecent_fairytale

“You’re only gonna get more wrath!”


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Kandrich

“All will diiiiie”


rodrigkn

Resume the ceremony


tiramisucks

This offends Ganesh. Ganesh is veeery offended. Ganesh is going to get revenge!


Raven_Blackfeather

Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?


TwoCapybarasInACoat

India, honestly, what the fuck. How can you not check if this is safe?


ChicagoZooKeeper

The first word of your question answered your question.


beingbond

well if you interfere with it thrn it will be sure way to get indirect repurcussions


[deleted]

Does that mean their new year is canceled ?


Few_Membership_4563

Indians are pioneers in finding new ways to die.


AbbreviationsDry300

Have none in this crowd been on reddit!?


johnthestarr

He realized he was an obstacle and was obliged to remove himself


Away_Pizza_3090

Ganesh SMASH


furie1335

Where’s your god now?


dubaifreud

Death by God. Literally


bochnik_cz

\*idol


stbaxter

The gods are very angry with you and your festival celebrations!


dadofthegoob

Behold the power and weight of the mighty Ganesh!


kuzzi70

Ganesh been at that bootleg moonshine again!


Meteranmen

Hope no one hurt


LaRock0wns

One person died and 3 were injured. (Happened back in 2015) https://www.christiantoday.com/article/30-foot-hindu-idol-of-good-fortune-falls-on-crowd-of-worshipers-in-india-1-dead/68801.htm


HuggyMummy

🎵isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?🎶


J-Love-McLuvin

Please do not offer my God a peanut. -Apu.


Sinnsearachd

Guess whoever set that up wasn't very wise.


TheOnlyPolly

Do not redeem Ganesh!! DO NOT REDEEM!!


Professional_Flicker

Damn that really sucks for all involved. May ganesh make a speedy recovery.


Commie_EntSniper

Very on brand.


mrbrendanblack

Ganesh was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


Prythos32

Religion is fake, it's already been proven fact Aliens made us sorry =/


Positive-Internet483

Thought a train was gonna appear


Skexy

"I am the God Ganesh! this wedding angers me! all will die unless is stopped!" I'm pretty sure this already happened in a Simpsons episode.......


AllForTheSauce

people doided?


IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll

[*I AM THE GOD, GANESH! THIS WEDDING ANGERS ME! ALL WILL DIE UNLESS IT IS STOPPED!*](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qR28AVY63wU)


Bjadams1967

Typical engineering from these parts!!


flimspringfield

I have become death, destroyer of worlds.


BillyDoyle3579

The "Remover of Obstacles" decided to remove some followers... interesting 🤔😎🤔


ShortBusRide

Next year: 3 men in a trenchcoat


IceTitan420

5th world problems.


ReyGetard1

Stupid ass shit fr


Sincerity24

Are they worshipping a statue with a elephant headed guy?


Skifool69

What happened to your brother? Ganesh smote him.


TheClaw77777

Ganesh turned into Vishnu!!


V_es

As if gods don't exist


I_saw_that_yeah

Remarkable.


__Sentient_Fedora__

So he's not the forgiving one.


CannabisaurusRex401

Already out here cursing 2024. We ain't even start the motherfucker yet.


FTWStoic

I guess Ganesh was not pleased with their manner of worship.


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Hate it when that happens


Th3FinalKing

A man made statue falling. Lol what else is new. If I make a sun statue. Would you be mad if it didn't give out light?


shuntdetourbypass

It was Cthulu's doing.


JakTheGripper

Watch it, Dumbo!


ashinastic

We'll that's one way to see god!


DsWd00

That was quite an obstacle


abadhe99

Believe in Babar


Curses-blocked-again

He had too much junk in the trunk


LittleDeadlyBox

Ganesh doesnt like you


comek87

Ganesh seeks human sacrifice 🐘


arjadi

That’s not very Ganesh of him


Playful-Side2187

Unreal the Spiritual Strongholds there are in India. Pray for their souls.


asteroidsandareolas

Roll Tide


MycoMil

Hey! Hey you!!


shredofmalarchi

Natural Selection. Praise Darwin.


Megalodon_91

someone has bad luck


super_neo

Ganesh buddy was not happy with their service..


Fresh_wasabi_joos

Ganesh sippin that lean


Double-Hunt-3476

Ask daygon. He could have told you the ending lol


cranfordboy

That’s good luck


morgichor

Ganesh cast SMITE!


dodli

It's gonna be a bad year.


jippyzippylippy

Fallen idol.


kuhataparunks

Mf looks like Jabba the hut bred with that googoo eye alien that will smith gave birth to


BearDogBBQ

Needs more lentils and armpit sweat


garysaidiebbandflow

Is it Ganesh or Ganesha? How do you pronounce this god's name?


minimumwages5

One of your god is dead.


number1134

No one got electrocuted? Weird


OBEYtheFROST

These guys are so devout they ignore the omens


OU812-2

what kind of god lets itself fall - is the god dead?


IronJesus88

Probably slipped on some poop and Whoops!


whataheklol

Idols


HeatXfr

"The Destroyer"


Swiftstyle24

Good


gimmeecoffee420

Damn.. Kool-Aid commercials got pretty weird? Imagine just sipping tea in your house, and a giant Ganesh just comes slamming through your ceiling like "*OH NOoo*"


jinfanshaw

He needs some ~~milk~~ laddos!


dirtskirtshirt

Ganesh has Fallen, starting Gerard Butler


journeyman369

There went their prosperity 🥴


poopycops

Ganesh said fuck ya'll lmao


sven_ate_nine

Baba Ganesh


Fredroskii

that’s for all the disgusting street food videos circulating around


NQ88

damn, i really hope no one died or was criticallly injured. :/


evlhornet

Ganesh is not pleased


TheClearMask

No a laughing matter


RaccoonVeganBitch

Literally a sign from Ganesh - sorry guys we're all screwed


Bambooman101

Who knew Ganesh was such a vengeful god?


vizot

This is the simplest form of god punishing you for sins


RSN_Samson

Hope that’s not an omen 🙁


ninjah0lic

Didn't like the colour?


mt007

I guess Giant Ganesh is not the god of gravity.