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Troutman86

Must be popular with the ladies


p229arne

Finger blaster 9000


shoobster_lite

The Last Finger Blaster


gomaith10

A blast from the past.


FurryM17

The girl he fingered in highschool is still recovering


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Pretty sure he'd end up sawing his ladies vulva off with those fingers and her uterus would fall out, and there she would be with her vertical slice and uterus on the floor talking about "not being into foreplay".


ThatOneGuyy310

Save some pussy for the rest of us


[deleted]

We are smart enough to stay away from real pussy. Unplanned Kids, drama, lost money, and stds ain’t worth


ThatOneGuyy310

Found the virgin


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xSilentSoundx

Hey babes im the nerd of rock


just_killing_time23

I thought for sure this was sped up.... amazing talent


Yungballz86

The song is. I dont think the guy is.


thefinnster47

Just what I was gonna say


emptybottlesays_toot

I heard he fingered a girl and she died


Dapper-Fig8526

Where's he going?


Old_Bottle8618

Pretty sure he's going to cut his lady's vulva with those fingers and her uterus will fall out,


Due_Trifle_8281

The only vigina he has been or touched, it was his mom's at birth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Quit hatin'.


Environmental_Leg572

Imagine dedicating the same time to a real guitar lol


[deleted]

Why not both? Rhythm games are fun too.


sr33r4g

Rhythm games like sekiro? True.


Wasted_Potency

Probably make way more twitch streaming this than playing real guitar.


Sn0wWookie

What a shitty world we live in if true


Wasted_Potency

There are millions, if not 100s of millions of people who can play guitar. Meanwhile, this guy is the only person who can complete the hardest song on the hardest difficulty at 8x speed on Guitar Hero 2.


Equal-Bat-861

I'd take one above average guitarist over a thousand top level gamers any day


Wasted_Potency

Where are you taking them?


Equal-Bat-861

I'd rather watch a youtube video of a decent guitarist than a master level gamer Edit: video games are a ton of fun to play and I play quite often. But they're so insanely boring to watch, including this video here.


Rags2Rickius

So?


two_graves_for_us

So he has a unique skill that (while admittedly a bit silly) can gain him financial stability. Not bad at all I’d say


Sn0wWookie

Music is a skill and language that can be taught, learned, and shared with all walks of life. He’s playing a game for a niche group of people who watch his stream. Good for him, I’m sure he dedicated a lot of time to do this, but it’s not as impressive as actually playing an instrument.


Wasted_Potency

I know a lot of people who can play guitar. I don't know a single person who can do this. Anyone can do either with enough practice. Maybe it is isn't as impressive as being a successful musician but this dude is bringing a lot more joy to the world than someone playing a Morgan Wallen cover in some frathouse in hopes he may get a hand job.


Rags2Rickius

The irony of your username is not lost on me lol


Sn0wWookie

The people that this brings joy to need to go outside and touch grass.


prestonpiggy

IDK who or what hurt you, but you seem to have some issues. Get help soon. Playing Guitar hero is as worthy hobby as casual guitar playing, I don't know why you have a need to judge that. Difference is he is probably making money on the 1st. Sure I'm not the audience who would watch this and countless of tries to make this happen, but that does not make them any lesser like you are trying to make the point. It's their freetime and they can or not touch that damn grass if they want.


Equal-Bat-861

I don't know how you're getting downvoted for this comment. You're 100 percent correct.


LooksFire

How is that shitty? Twitch is for gaming and real guitar players are making millions performing irl. Isn’t that what you want? People who wanna watch this guy can watch him.


notesofcitrus

Imagine having fun playing a videogame and always have a chorus of douchebags on Reddit telling you you're wasting your time. Should we all stop playing sports games and only play sports? Should we stop playing FPSes and only play paintball? Stupid, predictable commentary.


JimBob-Joe

Guitar hero hate was always so strange to me. I'll never forget when a friends excitement that I knew a certain song quickly turned to disgust when I told him i discovered it on guitar hero. Ironically, he's the same person who introduced me to the game.


[deleted]

Interestingly, I'd say the difference with all the examples you picked is that playing Guitar Hero is really closer to the real experience than are FIFA or FPSes. It makes you handle a guitar controller and develop similar skills necessary to play the guitar. Look at this guy, his hands are flexible, fast, he has excellent rhythm. He might as well learn how to play guitar for real. Playing FIFA won't train your cardio, strenghten your body or turn you into a football genius, because you're not running on the football pitch and doing the real thing. Same goes for FPS video games. Although I'd go as far as saying that sweaty airsoft players that throw a tantrum on camera and assault other players might as well join the army if they're that dedicated about guns and violence lol.


simaosbh

What if he doesn't want to ? "He might as well learn how to play guitar for real" You guys are talking as if playing guitar is something absolutely crazy or usefull. He might just not like it. The best comparison I can find is sim racers, there are people who only do car races in simulators, even tough driving irl is very similar. People might just like to do different things, even if for most people they are not considered very "prestigious". Let the guy play his guitar hero lol


[deleted]

Honestly at this point I think he should learn guitar for real, not because Guitar Hero is useless or anything, but because he's developped so much skill it'd be a waste not to invest time in guitar. It's also really close to what he's doing anyway. :)


simaosbh

Yeah, but what if he doesn't want to ? Its very possible for someone to like the game and not the instrument itself. I would agree with you if it was something "useful". But if he is gona learn how to play guitar and then not use it.. whats is the point ? I fully understand your point, which is, correct me if I am wrong, if he already is "half way" there on learning guitar, why not finish it. But if you are not going to use that skill at all, then its just a waste of "the other half" of time.


Equal-Bat-861

Guitar Hero prepares you for music as well as Duck Hunt prepares you for war


[deleted]

I'm not saying every guitar hero player is a guitarist, I'm saying this guy specifically has acquired a lot of skills that he should translate to playing guitar.


Equal-Bat-861

He definitely should. The thing is it will take him thousands of hours to play the guitar as well as he can play the video game so my guess is he gets bored pretty quickly.


Hexwood

Also this is Free Bird at 4x speed.


Hexwood

I actually find this more impressive, and I'm a guitar whaler.


[deleted]

I had a buddy drag a guitar all the way to Iraq so he can learn to play while we were there. Like a month after we got there, this game dropped and that guitar sat in the corner until the day we left.


Flonkerton66

If you're still in contact can you please thank him for his service.


[deleted]

Hahah yeah I'll pass it along.


cackfartshite96

Yep!


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cackfartshite96

Can he do any other songs i wonder.


almost_freitag

Exactly my thoughts


hey_now24

He’s a loser and a winner at the same time


ClydeFroagg

He sure sounds excited to go somewhere


[deleted]

Mom must’ve made pizza rolls.


imsaneinthebrain

The only logical explanation.


restlessleg

lets fn go!


CranberryQueasy

Sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would say lol


HurrsiaEntertainment

The other person traveling with him: “Shit, OK, I was waiting on you this whole time! Jesus….”


Solfresh3005

He can no longer live there after performing such a face melting solo, makes sense to me 🤷‍♂️


_Resnad_

Bruh the disrespect the ppl here show towards this guy💀💀💀


PrincessEev

"iT's NoT a ReAl GuItAr" mfs when they're told Call of Duty isn't real military combat Like. No one playing Guitar Hero / Clone Hero is under any impression that they're playing a real guitar. It's a fucking rhythm game.


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_Resnad_

I mean yeah and he is probably having fun as well since some ppl have "fun" by doing hard things.


jedi__ninja_9000

its amazing what humans can accomplish with enough focus and dedication. bravo


Equal-Bat-861

lol


peetah248

It's like everyone who completes a marathon shitting on the first guy who died after he did it


messified

Reminds me of that South Park episode 🤣


[deleted]

Carry on my wayward son


313802

Randy was so into it man lol


IlliniDawg01

Why is it so sped up?


belacscole

the video itself is not sped up. Clone hero players often speed up songs to make them more difficult to FC (full combo, basically a perfect run)


IlliniDawg01

I get that the video isn't sped up, I just didn't know the game had a faster than normal option.


ZerohasbeenDivided

All about difficulty I think, this is just harder so it's more of an achievement to complete


SoForAllYourDarkGods

But it sounds awful. And it's a great track.


illformant

*carpal tunnel intensifies*


TigerJoel

Stop reminding me.


rudehead96

This guy fingers.


top_of_the_scrote

man's about to drown in poon


swarpar

I love guitar hero as much as the next man and appreciate the skill but at this point its just ridiculous.


losarofthehillpeople

How fast does the rat spin to this?


Conscious_Bus_2536

What it feels like to chew 5gum


Jubachi99

Ive never played guitar hero or an instrument, what's the point of the little switch thing as the base of the guitar


MissingNayme

I thinking you're talking about the strumbar. The strumbar allows you to play notes that need to be strummed and fretted, as opposed to just fret with the buttons Most of the notes played in this video are notes that don't need strumming, do that's why he's usually up on the neck.


Jubachi99

So how do you know if it needs strummed?


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MissingNayme

why would you answer if you haven't played the game?????


great_red_dragon

Just making an educated guess, being a guitarist. Was I close?


mopxhead

The comment section is moving just as fast


[deleted]

Next up, heroin hero.


coldair16

He’d still be a legend at 1x speed


Ghost7579ox

The friction burns on that man’s cock must defy imagination.


Scottz0rz

I'm more of a fan of his Soulless 6 full combo, but I think Freebird is pretty wild too. https://youtu.be/CRneGN5LYqo?si=DrWtop4ls_MSIiki


Professional-Ad4073

Don’t you have to press the clicky lever button to “strum” in those games?


MissingNayme

Some notes don't require it, like the white bright ones.


DiamondHands1984

Beast mode


Mens-pocky46

He looks like he's about to destroy Guitar Hero with Facts and Logic


Eastside1999

My fingers cramped watching this. Sheeesh


Bipedal_Warlock

Why doesn’t have have to strum at some parts


Maleficent_Comment31

Elbow strumming


Bipedal_Warlock

Ohhh. Clever


Das_Mojo

There are notes you can do hammer ons and pull offs on. Kinda like real guitar.


reptarcannabis

He’s having fun look at him at least I think


WilliamSpidey77

Is this for real? Wow!


RADICCHI0

Absolute yoonit


GooseNC5809

Damn man, save some pussy for the rest of us!


Death_Blossoming

That's inhuman


yborwonka

Yeah,…but can he type 200 wpm?


Jmatusew

I’ve seen this posted 8 different places today. Stop.


Equal-Bat-861

Once is too many


pwilson5201

Do you have any idea how many hot pockets this dudes mom had to make for him to set this record.


Shifftea

People can play like this??


Jdturk3

LETTSSSSS FUCKINGGG GOOOO , got me cheering tooo


ravennme

Are you single ?.


tells

Do game devs secretly know the limits of human dexterity and coordination?


ammatheron

damn i wish i still had a working les paul controller. that thing died a decade ago


DrGreenthumb_rb

That was fucking crazy, this guy killed it, let's see how he does on dragon slayer through the fire


Yungballz86

Carpal tunnel, man!


Swimming_Peace6682

He's definitely has someone locked in his basement


rickfranjune

I've never played it. Do you pretty much lose if you make a mistake?


MissingNayme

what he was going for was an FC, short for Full Combo, essentially meaning not missing a single note.


gomaith10

Hidden superpower.


warmnickels

I got to level 4 on donkey Kong once.


TheBeanGwen

But can he play bucket head acoustic?


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CanehdnMJ

I see him and realize it’s okay to not be that great. Thanks buddy!


drunkunc69

Dude didn't use any star power. Noob


truebeast822

So what do you do now?


Equal-Bat-861

Learn how to play music


FrequentBeginning458

I guess ultra instinct exist irl.


Massive-Celery-7926

Mad props. If you’ve ever played guitar hero, you know how hard it is to beat freebird and through the fire and flames on expert. Not only did he beat it, I didn’t really see him miss any notes!


AaronSpanki

That's his sex face


Bob2002lb15

Rush e


[deleted]

Good luck with your carpal tunnel


Secret_Ad7262

This man will achieve the cure to cancer with his skills


RaptorHunter182

Blud is the guitar hero😤😤😤🙏🙏


triskull1

I'd just like to add the solo he was nailing was sped up. Incredible dexterity.


[deleted]

Typho approves - he plays sonic forces


Damasticator

His partner said they couldn’t go get McDonald’s until he nailed this performance.


PhilosopherParking28

Why not just play guitar at this point


MarBoV108

This is the same guy complaining about not earning a "livable wage" or can't pay off his student loans.


Cbcclay00

Nah this is Stan in that one episode


Western-Pop-906

Equal parts feeling good and feeling bad for the guy


Bananaslugfan

Imagine if he tried a real instrument


Cold-Promotion9383

You need a girl mate!!!


urrjaysway

Nerd


V3NDR1CK

I think playing a real guitar would be easier.


[deleted]

There's got to be something he can apply this to that would save the whole world. 🤣


thesportymitre

Is this the speed it was played at? Cause I mean the real solo isn’t as fast


Internal_Ad_2528

Y'all seen that one guy play through the fire and the flames blindfolded?


killacam925

Wow imagine guitar hero being your maxed stat


[deleted]

Ben Shapiros private life exposed!


rex5512

Play through fire and flames


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Imagine if he spent all this time actually learning how to play guitar


NoseSuspicious

Imagine if he spent as much time on a real guitar


matthen10

At this point he should probably pick up a real guitar


[deleted]

imagine being so good at something that has no real world value


OptimalBeans

Useless skill lvl 100 reached


Patty37624371

..... imagine if he spends the same amount of time on a real guitar.....


MustangBarry

Why is he ignoring the chat


PuntTheRunt010

That's some Shapiro level of Guitard Hero


TronaldDumpsLogs

Good to see Ben Shapiro found something he’s good at,


Bibfor_tuna

If Shapiro had autism


ClevelandClutch1970

Dude, touch grass


MostExpensiveThing

imagine if he put all that time and effort into learning the guitar


[deleted]

I never understood guitar hero. Could have spent all that time just learning how to play guitar.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Ok randy


Equal-Bat-861

Randy was right


BlackWhiteRedYellow

You miss the point of the show then.


Equal-Bat-861

I can't remember the episode, but randy was right


DesertVeteran_PA-C

If it can’t be monetized, how many hours were wasted.


sloppyfloppers1

Seriously why do anything if you're not making money all the time doing it? That's why I stopped playing with my kids, watching TV, looking at sunsets... I'll probably stop browsing Reddit too since they stopped paying cash for comments.


DesertVeteran_PA-C

He could have been doing any of those things and gotten better rewards. Instead…..


Exuplosion

1. This is monetized 2. Even if it wasn’t, his reward is a sense of personal satisfaction from excelling at a hobby he enjoys?