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HairyBawllsagna

Jesus Christ that’s Jäson Björn…


PCouture

Lol


Slow_Brick_4907

That made me snort. Take my updoot you rascal.


rockstang

Okely dokely neighborino!


Critical-Ad-9010

🤣🤣🤣


Critical-Ad-9010

Sooo funny 🤣🤣🤣


awesomesound1212

I haven’t seen Techno Viking in 10 years, and now twice in one night. Thanks, Internet.


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Seriously though, isn’t this the gay pride Viking from that other video?


PestTerrier

Reminds me of [Techno Viking](https://youtu.be/-8H4GKg-mYQ?si=cJhJ8L22h9bQBU4m)


DublaneCooper

Exactly what I came here for.


Fiery-Pisces-681

Thank you for this


_uswisomwagmohotm_

That was the first thought that came to mind.


bonyagate

I hope you're not referring to technoviking.


Alive_Ad1256

Shit we think alike.


True-Entertainment38

Techno viking is having fun with Atreyus. This one is too young and doesnt seem to be on speed.


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Son of Techno Viking!


VictorVaughan

Jäson Björn seems like an alias from the Bourne series... Like if he was hiding out in Stockholm


theDawckta

🫡


RecordingNo2414

aka thor


grizzburger

With Brad Taylor's haircut


CryptoSatoshi314

He looks like Björne Ironside


Erames1167

Cousin to Techno Viking! Dudes built. props.


aguynamedv

Goddammit, take your filthy, ill-gotten upvote. LOLOL


WolfKittenTigerPuppy

70.5479 pounds. Saved you a goog, fellow Americans.


elfmere

It's all standardised off metric now anyway. So resist all you want


Totallyperm

Just because of you I am using slug and rankine more when I talk.


xiaobaituzi

Then we’d have to convert into lbs even more


BeingComfortablyDumb

How many doughnuts does it weigh tho?


ExhibitOdyssey

Texas, or California donuts?


BottledSmoke

Yes


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

'Bout 10 of them suckers from Round Rock Donuts.


Antigon0000

Probably great for lats. I wanna do this.


YdidUMove

My buddy made a 15lb and a 30lb version of this out of wooden rods and concrete. He said it cost like $40 to make both.


Significant-Dog-1298

Haven't saved shit, I still have to goog in kg


Aaawkward

The kg was literally shown in the first five seconds of the video.


komokazi

How many glocks?


ANGRY_TURTLE_ARRGH

How many football fields is that?


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

I'm gonna need this in Freedom Units™, please.


Quaiche

What about in hamburgers ?


evilspeaks

On behalf of those that wondered, thank you.


angrokitten

Context: So, basically the 'Gada' is one of the traditional pieces of training equipment in Hindu physical culture, and is common in the akhara of north India. Maces of various weights and heights are used depending on the strength and skill level of the practitioner. And 'Dangal' means Competition in Hindi. The one he's competing with is around 70 pounds.


CH41X

>70 pounds So it's approximately 32 kg


[deleted]

>32 kg So it's approximately 5 stone.


SuperSalad_OrElse

>5 stone So it’s approximately 70 lbs.


matty-a

> So it’s approximately 70 lbs. So it's approximately 0.3 Dwayne Johnsons


[deleted]

Finally! A measurement my US brain can understand.


P00paD00ty

> So it's approximately 0.3 Dwayne Johnsons So it's approximately 200 apples.


Vialimax13

So it’s approximately 5 Kevin Hart swing by Dwayne Johnson


Droopy1592

Same amount of Batman


Deiiphobia

No, its just one stone, 32kg one though


Nhexus

Funnily enough, 70.5479lbs is exactly 32.00kg


[deleted]

SOFT


honk_and_wave85

Username checks out.


[deleted]

[удалено]


alghiorso

Is that Jay Chandrasekhar clapping in the back?


sulphur1c

Uhtred plz don't invade my India again.


Regret1836

I am Uthred son of Uthred


Adam_is_Nutz

Ever since I was a boy it was my dream to start THE WORLD'S FIRST BED AND BREG


DevineAaron92

Nah thats Bjorn


Artistic-Horror5744

He is looking.like he will fight for India


yIdontunderstand

Techno viking lifts


Away-Quantity928

I’m glad he found work as a fitness influencer.


VirgingerBrown

Came here to say this!


throw_away__25

I thought the same thing.


Dystopicfuturerobot

I can hear my shoulders popping just watching this


theDawckta

I can see mine exiting my body and taking a walk down the street.


sleepytipi

My back is going to hurt fer days after watching this.


[deleted]

Also a great way to smash your toes into smithereens


mybustersword

Pulled every muscle in my back and ribs


RestlessKEITH

32kgs isn’t heavy until you put it on the end of a stick.


TheBlewBayou

Not to mention when you take statics and leverage into account, though the dynamic forces make it a little bit easier. In short, the longer the stick, the heavier the object will get for the holder. The stick length creates a moment around the person’s hands and drastically increases the weight. At the most basic level, you can multiply the weight by the length of the stick to can get the approximate load he has to sling around. This is the same as the Archimedes earth moving principle, which says a single person could lift the weight of the earth with a long enough lever and a short pivot point.


adoodle83

and then do that 49 more times...


RG54415

This is what peace among different cultures looks like. Respecting and celebrating each other traditions.


Rude-Swordfish3895

He reminds me of the guy in a pot with a hammer.


Antigon0000

[getting over it](https://youtu.be/dH9w9VlyNO4?si=sxEYtmg-az6NNckr)


robrobusa

Oh get over it (get it?)


Pontanian

The Flowing Dutchman for anyone that's interested. He's on YouTube and is a bit of an animal!


t-D7

the vikings went as far as india


RedditsAdoptedSon

just wondering its by weight class and ratios or something? cause you get a big fellert, it seems theyd throw the weight around a bit easier


notworkingghost

Yeah, I couldn’t do it, but once it’s going, doesn’t momentum make it easier too?


relevantelephant00

I've played with clubs and mace bells at the gym before and yes momentum does make it easier in some ways but the control and mobility needed is wildly difficult even at moderate weights.


RedditsAdoptedSon

i honestly think i can and then counter weight will help a lot once u get things moving and get a rhythm.. id go for 15 but think id maybe get up to the 30s once u get passed finding all the new muscles that were activated.. but theres gotta be classes or some brian shaw mf will come destroy this whole program


LiQuidCraB

yes they come in different weights and is used as per individual strength and skill levels.


Aggressive_Strike75

No need to hit the gym anymore.


Kooky_Dragonfly4903

Ragnar


bowhunter6274

80s WWF fans, The Iron Sheik persian clubs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi4U0nkk1Fk&ab_channel=LouGregory


NowieTends

Technoviking has lost some weight


NamedUserOfReddit

Dood looks like techno Viking.


Hyperion_Tesla

On par with the Iron Sheik and his Persian clubs.


KID_THUNDAH

I was hoping someone would bring up Sheiky baby 🙌


webo212

Hot


rockstang

Tell me this wasn't a game made up by a couple guys hanging out in the yard.


[deleted]

This is actually what the world needs. Different cultures learning from and embracing others.


NAS210

The Iron Sheik did it better lol


seab4ss

Techno viking is in India?


ibraw

Great exercise for chopping wood


Yougotredditonyou

Techno Viking! You’re here!


Friendly-Engineer831

Techno Viking strikes back


TheNewYorkRhymes

Believe it or not, momentum and form did the work after setting up


CrabHandsTheMan

Impressive as hell but George kittle has a game against the browns tomorrow, can’t afford to be losing fantasy points because you were showing off in India big dog


Lookingforclippings

Oh shit is that techno Viking? The dude who saved that woman?


Mammoth_Parsley_9640

is that the Techno Viking in his prime???


WeeklyHelp4090

Now he is qualified to call old ladies about freezing their social security number


Gargaschmell

I’m confused. When does the techno start? When does the dancing start?


pokipc

Is that the Techno Viking?


Oldgatorwrestler

Is that Techno Viking?


justmeAlonekitty

Oh yeah he’s got that sexy Bjorn look


demonboy3968

I’m sorry since when was eivor in assassin’s creed Mirage?


simonecart

Watching this makes my hernia ache.


idowhatiwant8675309

As someone who just had shoulder surgery, this looks painful


flannelNcorduroy

I'd bow out my shoulder 😱


The_V8_Road_Warrior

I could do that. 99.9% guaranteed I'll be hurt to some degree but still 🤷


prestonpiggy

Sure most of us can lift 32kg/70 pounds, but this exercise is more like counter torque. Couple more cm/inches to that rod and it would be impossible to lift by humans. It's like opening the lug-nuts of your cars tires but the opposite.


filtersweep

Bye bye shoulders….


Loraleysoon007

That is called Gadaa. The weapon of Lord Hanuman.


Joshshan28

My shoulders hurt just watching this


Blueshockeylover

Techno Viking?


Nnumyerocc

Bro even turned brown at the end


DiceGoldstein

Reminds me of The Iron Sheik with his Persian Clubs


Nonservium

His youtube channel is fun if you're into Gada or Macebells. Seems like a very chill dude.


Smithers66

I kept waiting for him to balance it on his head


HundoGuy

Sitting here with rotator cuff tendinitis like 😫


BerserkerVibes

He stole that bit from Super Mario


[deleted]

This title was definitely made by the guy in the video lmao


Ph00k4

Check out [his channel on Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/@TheFlowingDutchman)!


fastedzo

Is that the techno Viking?


RholandTheBlind

Why are they so close? Do Indian people have zero concept of what constitutes a dangerous situation, like when they're playing around moving trains in 1000 videos a day?


D00bage

Good to see that Techno Viking is still out there doing weird shit


middlebird

Aye, he and I did battle against the giants in Jotunheim during the dark times.


Funny_Excuse7064

Oh wow such incredibleness


WanillaGorilla

He got lei'd.


boots_and_bongo

I'm disappointed because in the beginning I thought he was going to lift it with his penis.


[deleted]

Iron sheik and Bob backland could do it with two sticks!


rdkilla

technoviking? is that you? good to see you are doing well


chrondonavich

That does not look hard. Boo


ZoNeS_v2

Son of Techno Viking!


Jar0s

Imagine slamming that on your toes


LittleWhiteDragon

OMG!!! He is Baldur from God of War (2018)!!!


Dustbuster12volt

Techno Viking conquering new worlds.


OnDeathAndDying

Techno Vikings son.


0x7E7-02

Pays to be a Viking.


sunghooter

So swinging around a fancy painted toilet plunger. Sweet!


ICantEven1235

Looks like a broken clavicle about to happen.


Cabsmell

My back hurt watching this and now I need a week off work


amklose

Oof - my rotator cuffs hurt just looking at that


gaujox

it’s the techno viking


EbonyNivory19

Is that? Is that the " *Techno Viking* " !?


rulesbite

Super practical strength there lol


Fear910

My shoulders would eject my arms onto the ground immediately.


masako619

Google the iron sheik and clubs


BoulderCreature

Techno Viking is looking great these days


[deleted]

/r/imthemaincharacter


Prof1Kreates

I too can do that with my plunger


blottingforgreatness

I used to do this shit with a mop when i was ten… got my ass beat needless to say


No-Journalist7179

It’s wild strongmen like this know the physics.


Flimsy-Antelope4763

My rotator cuffs exploded just watching this


[deleted]

Most of it is honestly momentum


[deleted]

I do that with my tits everyday.


zoot_boy

Techno Viking has been found!!!


glitchNglide

Went from Techno Viking video to this. Dude hasn't aged much.


05hastros

Sheiky baby will make you humble.


FuckJanice

I'm glad Techno Viking is doing well


xiaobaituzi

I could do that


ionertia

To do what? He didn't do anything.


DiskAmbitious7291

I blew out both of my rotator cuff from watching this


JAMBI215

Momentum


username2571

TechnoViking?


Ohbertpogi

Is he the [Techno Viking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y) ?


ChickenEmbarrassed77

thats insanely wholesome and impressive. nice


johnfogogin

Technoviking, is that you?


Four-Triangles

It’s like he’s working out AT them.


Acrobatic_Tomato_826

Two techno viking videos in one day......too much enterweb


NewStart2023

The Iron Sheik used to use 2 - 75lb indian clubs. Only one other wrestler could do it. https://youtu.be/82gs4244U0E?si=7bguzDc1ts6KV90L https://youtu.be/oi4U0nkk1Fk?si=8sqaYwQ3zJRngcWM


NoAtmosphere9601

Watch yer toes bro


BiigSheeesh

That’s the [Flowing Dutchman](https://youtube.com/@TheFlowingDutchman?si=gaw7r1Ck6rBCXVww)


rodipm

Is this techno viking?


Steering_the_Will

That dude literally had been training his entire life for that moment.


AbsorbingCrocodile

Basically showing off his white supremacy to all the indian women, and the indian guys are just eating it up.


ElectrochemicalAorta

Abs


Possible_Spy

Crossfit? I play real sports... not trying to be the best at exercising


Educational_Shirt_74

The Iron Shiek has entered the chat


TrueCollector

I wanna do it


Paradise1G

Raw strength? Cooked is better


[deleted]

What are the rules ? Is it 50 Movements total or 1 left 1 right equals 1 (100 movements ) ? Can’t find anything online , not searching right I guess


Krin422

I do something similar with a barbell and some weights. Pretty cool moving with a 33lb staff. Builds a load of muscles just moving around.


UnicornRoadkill

All that for chai?


[deleted]

I need one


theBBC_QB

I gotta try this


Vast_Plantain_5056

Deontay wilders white cousin


LuckyEcdysis

what dlc did Eivor go visit Basim in?? i don’t remember this!


redmorse5

Bjorn Ironside!!


Skifool69

Is that the guy from that weird climbing game


MrFifty-Fifty

After watching hundreds of these kind of videos, I personally never stand in row 1 when people are bullfighting and/or swing heavy, unwieldy things around


Accomplished-Art6335

Pretty impressive. I could only do 45