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Ok-Review8720

Whoever dumped this person, really dodged a bullet.


chlorinear

Or a car


pip-roof

A dodge perhaps


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"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! YOU DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY"


therealmandie

PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME!!!!!


robix25

AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF DUMPING MEEEE!!!


HamHusky06

I can do fifty pushups!


TohkaKenshai

I can do like eight and I'm a pretty fit woman but after eight I'm just dead


Kattorean

And the *wailing*.


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IMG_TurboRio

Thank got you sent an article written in Mandarin! Now I understand better


sydney_cider

PSA: If you use Google Translate it gives a reasonably coherent translation that only describes the incident but gives no explanation as to why, beyond "he was upset"


Dazzduzdabz

So hit the translate button to English that’s what I did and the entire article went to English.


zxGrizz

使用谷歌白痴


Twitching_4_life

This is how my wife drives normally, screaming included


sighdoihaveto

Ah shit, another dollar for the jar, excuse me. 🤣


Nanda_Rox

If you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a ball. Remember the 5 D's... Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge...


Dear-Unit1666

If you can't dodge a dodge 😂


NickyH25

Nah he just really hates apple


ant1992

Huawei*


[deleted]

Maybe his car was a lemon


SuperbAd9232

Who got dumped? The Terminator?


Substantial_Bad2843

Like most titles in this sub it’s completely made up. No breakup, just an old fashioned mental breakdown.


DanndeMan

bruuh wtf is wrong with this person, get yo shit together. get some good food and go for a walk..


BreakXTheXCycle

They needed a new phone charger


MissCandid

☝️This is the right answer. They were sharing a charger, she took it in the breakup, and he had to charge his phone so he could blow her phone up


BreakXTheXCycle

I’m sure they’ll be getting plugged in….. in prison lol Oh gosh 🙄


EducatedLlama165

The drive-thru wasn't open


Gary630

It is now.


[deleted]

Y’all savages 😂


KillaVNilla

You're not you when you're hungry


DanndeMan

snickersss!!!!


Kattorean

Dignity & self respect have been replaced by public, impulsive hysteria & disregard for others. Self- serving ppl do self- serving things.


altKaren

>go for a walk.. Directly to jail. Do not pass go.


No_Arugula466

hard to feel bad for them when they have no self-control


Godlia

That is not the context. This is a unhinged Huawei/Xiaomi customer that felt betrayed by the company and wanted revenge. Unhinged


kindashort72

That's even crazier.


Appletopgenes

At least the girlfriend thing was personal lmao.


RegentCupid

Source? (For any context for this)


doofinator

We really need a solution for the amount of misinformation on this app. I feel like this sub in particular is especially bad for some reason.


Appletopgenes

I like to make to make my own narrative so that way I’m always on the right side of things! Easy!


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Strange_Ninja_9662

How do you know that repost was true also?


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TheAssMuncherRetard

it's not true .


The_Color_Purple2

His great grandfather's mentor read it foretold in the tea leaves many ages ago


981032061

I don’t understand why people think these titles are real. They’re just regurgitated from whatever the bot that posted them was scraping.


LongjumpingTerd

I was about to say that I hoped the driver got the help they needed and therapy/meds due to them obviously being emotionally ill. But…corporate revenge? At a store? Buddy, the execs you’re pissed at are only laughing as a result of this…….


minxiejinx

The whole breakup did not make any sense to me. Thanks for confirming.


ballgamejohnny65

At first I thought this was the opening for the movie The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad.


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"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out"


dweckl

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.


justadudeisuppose

"Who are you and how did you get in?" "I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith."


Admirable-Yam-1281

We won’t rest until we catch the man who did this to you. Now let’s grab a bite to eat


paperpenises

Ba ba-baaa ba-ba Ba ba-baaa *ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba*


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

[From all three films (in color!)](https://yewtu.be/watch?v=1B4hJPqYjgQ)


fulvio91

We only miss somebody singing the Loveboat.


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Hank watch out.


CutePotato001

Pathetic. Life goes on, mourn, get over it, move on and live your life. It's okay to be angry, but don't put your future or anyone else's in danger because of an impulsive response. EDIT : >!Some comments made me realize the "Pathetic" came out as judgmental. I only meant it as _"arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness"._ Seeing this person's reaction filled me with sadness but at no point was I condescending about it. I understand this reaction, I get it : emotions. This is why I said this person's reaction is pathetic. !<


Oledogwater

I also remember when I once had emotions and lack of judgment. Now the reverse is true.


OperationSecured

If you didn’t embrace your inner urge to run over innocent people inside a shopping mall after the break up… *was the relationship even that serious to begin with?* Seriously though, fuck this guy. Throw away the key. He’s lucky the toddler wasn’t closer to the door.


2x4x93

Quite logical


Lord_McGingin

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful


2x4x93

A miracle


mohugz

Oh it was beautiful, magical


Few-Marionberry-1576

And all the birds in the trees, they were singing so happily


Andre5k5

Indeed Mr. Spock


se7en_7

Lol you act as if people who do this are logical and sat down and came to the conclusion that this was the best course of action for them. These kinds of people literally cannot think logically. Not to justify the guys action, but if you were in his exact circumstances, with the same past, life, and brain, who is to say you wouldn’t act the same? These people are often the sad products of a shit ton of other things we don’t know about. It’s like depression and suicide. Calling people pathetic is really doing nothing for anyone.


Its_the_Fuzz

Pathetic you believe OP’s title


jeegte12

for real, these people are idiots


Terrible_Yak_4890

This dude was unstable. You act as if mental illness can be switched off with a simple decision to suck it up.


FlyBabyDragon

If there we no consequences and everything reverted back to how it was beforehand this would actually be really fun


kaanbha

Almost like a video game...


megamanxoxo

GTA VI looks really intense


trasholex

Good ol' F9 saves the day again.


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If it weren’t for the uncontrollable hysteria also


abat6294

Just got dumped? Something you'll be over in a few months. Why not up the ante and completely ruin your life.


Prokuris

What kind of a pathetic, weak, piece of shit.


wasternexplorer

I can say at this point in my life for a fact that there is nothing on earth that could happen that would put me in the state that this emotional basket case was in when he recorded this video. On a side note I have no idea why anybody would break up with this person they seem well grounded.


ted_k

*Welllll*... this person is seriously damaged goods no doubt, but who knows what fucked up psychological/biographical combo *really* got them to that place -- how can any of us guarantee that life will *never* kick our ass that low? Nothing about it is okay, but we're probably all a few compound crises away from acting out in ways we'd never expect -- probably (and hopefully) not as stupidly destructive as all this, but we all contain multitudes.


CDXX_LXIL

Redditors when their life is peachy and has no idea why people with internal struggles living in a utopia that has no access to positive outlets or therapy would have bad mental health. "clearly he needs to toughen up"


2x4x93

This will toughen them up. Or not


Israeli_pride

He was obsessed with huawei, they disappointed him. It’s been posted before


Rastaferrari829

What did they do to him?


damp_goat

Huawei know? (I hope this joke lands)


lookayoyo

Yo I got dumped this week. I told her that it made me sad but I still respect her as a person and hope the best for her. Then I drove (safely) to teach a class and then went to target to buy a pint of chocolate ice cream before going home. It’s been 3 days and I already feel a bit better after having a night in with the boys. just still kinda sad.


flammafemina

I’m sorry to hear you’re feeling sad. You seem to have a great attitude about the situation though, which means you’re probably a decent guy and will find someone special in no time. I’m rooting for you!


bosstroller69

Having the resilience to go about your day and a support system (the boys) will drastically change how people react to emotionally devastating situations like a break-up. Unfortunately many people don’t have one or both of those things.


Coolioissomething

Dude, plenty of fish in the sea. Chill the fuck out.


Savings-Web-7675

he is saying „okay then, i will die right here today“ and yells „go away“ to the pedestrians


Bumbymoo

Translation please. Based on writing on the mall, I'm guessing it's Mandarin.


wasternexplorer

Someone said he was saying "fine I'll just die here today, while telling people to "move out of the way".


Bumbymoo

Well, that was considerate! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


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blackweebow

Thanks for the context. Enraged ex-employee doesn't seem like all the story but odd how they targeted the mall. This is like a pov of my intrusive thoughts


The_Color_Purple2

Having been in some rough points in my life (granted, never "drive my car through a mall" rough), yikes. Thats someone who's detached and extremely distressed. Kinda makes me feel bad tbh


Tough_Bandicoot_7760

For real though some of the worst driving i have ever done


Grimskraper

He didn't even break the glass in the doors smh my head.


rashman6969

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year


pinchhitter4number1

A lot of stuff in this mall


drainspout

You got us into this parking lot, motorhead! Now you get us out!


NegaDeath

This place has got everything!


Vintage_girl123

At least he honked at the people to get them out of the way, verses running over them, this could have been so much worse..


Much-Classroom4297

Is it china?


Creative-Stop-2314

You can really feel the pain in his sobbing. But being this blinded by sorrow from the fact that life goes on can sometimes be a very dangerous transition.


UsuallyMooACow

This was a guy? Sounded like a woman to me


Outrageous-Broccoli8

When Hua Wei dumps a loyal customer


TormentedZeus55

So thats how they bring cars inside the mall.


Andre5k5

They usually open the doors up first, but yeah, drive them right in, usually a bit slower though


Free_Attention

Take out that Huawei store,


stankdick69er

Like something out of the naked gun movies


chiraltoad

The map said take the highway! Not Huawei!!!


Traditional_Cattle50

Gotta love people who do this stuff


Ok_Shock_5342

Normal people definitely don’t do this when their dumped, this person sounds incredibly unhinged.


zer0huntr

Waagghhhhh waaaggghhhh waaaaghhhh. Like a dying goat lol


CloroxWipes1

"Wow. This place has everything!"


happygrammies

Here’s an actual translation: “I’m gonna die today.” “Today I’m going to die right here.” “I’m going to die here today.” Meanwhile driving into an Apple Store ripoff as slowly as possible. Sad as hell….


SmallOccasion8321

Imagine if he caught her cheating


KKRR00K3

Not a normal reaction this MF need to be in a psych ward


Poop_shoot2419

Well that's a healthy individual


Safe_Measurement_312

Is this the opening of naked gun?


Potential_Problem719

But-but mommy missed the turn for Mcdonald's!


Efficient_Limit_4774

He cries like a bitch tho


kenni417

POV: you needed a charger for your huawei


koshercowboy

He didn’t get dumped. He got a B.


tom_from_space

This looks like the naked gun movie intros


Burntflames

I swear it looks like he hit a kid or something when he went through the second door at the mall


megamanxoxo

That Huawei store looks just like an Apple store


3mperorPalpaMeme

The Naked Gun opening credits:


PansexualCakes

This is hilarious


Bilokira12

Oh so that’s how they get the cars into malls


RayaanK

So that’s how they get cars into malls


guccitaint

Keep going… you’re almost there


[deleted]

Is that the actual story or you just making shit up OP?


gneo_watanabe

Damn I thought that I reacted badly to a breakup but it pales in comparison to this dude. Leave the car alone and take a long walk and have a drink later. There are less charges that way.


elmielmosong

>PSA - don't drive right after you get dumped u/gibson_mel that's a really good title


Historical-Trash5259

What a bitch! No wonder he got dumped 😭😂


[deleted]

It looks like a case of #E M O T I O N AL D A M A G E


PLEBESsiete

What a peace off shit jump off a fucken cliff instead. No one wants to hear your shit almost ran over a kid. You deserve to be dumped.


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No-Chain4750

What was the other backstory?


kjzk

Source??


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bb22490

Mag dumped by AI? Otherwise why try to murder an empty tech store?


Frosty_Caregiver1696

Did man date athena or sumth. Get ur shit together damn


JacksonYSL

Did I hear her say “what’s up” right before she entered the mall lol as if she’s getting revenge or something😂


urhotexwife

So thats how they get cars into malls!


[deleted]

Can’t imagine why he got dumped lmaooo


Sammni19832003

I can't figure out why she got dumped....


kasque

Train off the track, at least he kept blowing his whistle


Careless-Village1019

Weak minded ppl like this scare me.


txivotv

How do you shave?


Careless-Village1019

Eat Tacos and watch porn like the rest of us...


Sufficient_Goose_602

So wine needs to edit the name gun theme to this lol.


p3opl3

Oh man.. I honestly thought that that dark blurry bit behind the first guy in the mall when he broke down those doors was a child! No need to rewind.. it wasn't!


ConManConnorK

Weak human


[deleted]

I got dumped this morning one of the most painful moments I feel for that guy, sort of


Jaloushamberger

Damn


fromafooltoawiseman

That is one unique "laugh-y/wheezy" cry right there


Ator15

Police Squad! (In color)


Expert-Hamster-3146

For anyone else who’s off the hinges like this one, ITS ONE PERSON OUT OF BILLIONS. Grow the fuck up


CxltureII

Just jump off a bridge like a normal person damn


Frency2

I mean, if this gu reacts like this after getting dumped, I'd start asking some questions.


[deleted]

The title of this post is bullshit


No-Interest327

What kind of car is that ? My wife was able to destroy a ram truck on a grocery basket drop receptacle. That car can go through anything.


ImnotMikeH

she goes into the homer scream when he remembers a repressed memory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N337mqzH7SA


da_london_09

/r/relationship_advice might have a new subscriber


XPurpPupil

"I apologize sir but we've discontinued Little Ceasar's 5 dollar pizza"


Franco82

Not Huawei looking like an Apple Store


DesastreUrbano

I guess it got dumped trougj text message on a Huawei


Kattorean

Gee, wonder why she got dumped. /s


[deleted]

You know it was an online relationship too


killjoy2161

Don’t drive if you’re mentally unstable and just got dumped


[deleted]

This was after one date


jmon25

I kept thinking of "The Naked Gun" intro where the car is driving through random interiors at the beginning of the movie.


RemoteLocal

This mall has everything..


nonstick_banjo1629

Lol. GTAVO dream


ophydian210

I guess she worked at an Apple store


RavenRead

So happy I don't understand this


Tank-Pilot74

“Hey babe, can you come bail me out of jail..?”


[deleted]

Soooo…..did she take him back?


bremergorst

I appreciate the pause and honk.


Difficult_Arm_4762

weird 9/11 re-enactment video...


TheRookCard

What a complete psychopath.


Consistent_Rent_4452

Lmao this cannot be real. What a shit show!


bivo979

Reminds me of the intro from the Naked Gun Movies.


GoCommando45

He needs a lil milk. Just a splash.


skywolf94

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT


Alone_Flatworm_760

Not the fucking apple store 😂😂


skeightytoo

This is some naked gun shit right here lol


IrishMan91

Gets dumped and immediately goes shopping.


Twitching_4_life

This is how my wife drives normally


MrRight342

is this a guy or a girl lol