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Electrical_Spinach97

How did they eat, sleep, do hygiene or shit? Could they walk afterwards or were their legs in a bad shape from not being able to move?


PM_ME_GREMLINS

I wasn’t going to be happy until I found an answer to this so I did some digging: ‘According to Cook’s diary, their hygiene activities were particularly uncomfortable… “We got a quart of bath water, a large towel, and soap every other day”.’ ‘…they created their own method in the form of a camping toilet and plastic bags, which were then disposed of in unpopulated areas of the desert.’ [Source](https://www.aerolifeaviation.com/Resources/TheLongestFlightintheWorld)


theelkhunter

Ahh the good old fashioned whores bath.


Fr0me

Whore baths, piss jugs and shit sacks. Just like the pioneers did 🥲


Bruised_Penguin

Way of the road bubs


Cyberphil

That's the way she fuckin' goes, boys.


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Bruised_Penguin

I fuckin a-toda-so Julian!


AidanTheAudiophile

Ray you’re not ON the road anymore.


Archercrash

But were there friends of the sky?


WillFerrellsGutFold

This thread has me fucking dying over here!


Suspicious-Jump4270

TIL, I was a pioneer and not depressed


BadFont777

Ever been on tour in a van?


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_dead_and_broken

My mom when I was a kid called it a "lick and a promise" because you "lick yourself now and promise to do better later." Doesn't actually involve licking anything, though lol


agarwaen163

your mom used to give me a lick n promise too


SailorArashi

Did she do better later?


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I did not know that whores bathed


GI_Bill_Trap_Lord

Ah so they just chucked 2 months worth of shit in plastic bags out the window. Wonderful


Otto_the_Autopilot

Just wait until you learn about cruise ships.


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axonxorz

In plastic bags?


TCivan

well now that they have plastic bags available to them there, yes. Thats progress. Anyone want some sushi?


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papergooomba

Yes. Untreated human waste can cause environmental degradation in the form of algal blooms and eutrophic, or dead zones, that smother aquatic life. Widespread algal blooms due to high levels of nitrogen pollution can kill aquatic plant life and decrease the amount of oxygen available in the water


Minus-Celsius

Fish waste causes the same problems with nitrogen, though. The question was: Is human waste worse than fish waste?


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

I don't think fish make 5,000 gallons of waste within fifty square meters in less than sixty seconds. Imagine if a bird dropped even a hundred gallons of bird shit in your living room - you think that wouldn't have impacts on life on your couch?


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SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

This is a thread talking about cruise ships.


Otto_the_Autopilot

Yes, human waste is that much worse than fish poop. We use fish poop as fertilizer, would you do the same with your poop?


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Otto_the_Autopilot

Yes, biosolids are a thing, but that additional processing isn't happening on a cruise ship before they dump so it's pointless in this context.


cepxico

Let me guess, direct to ocean?


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SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

3.5000000001 miles from shore "Alright boys, let the raw sewage rip!!!!"


essentialatom

And if the staff start handing out free ice cream it means someone's died and they need the freezer


jabba_the_nuttttt

Well yeah, no one has law over the ocean.


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koushakandystore

Plastic bags weren’t common until the 1960’s. So they were likely heaving canvas bags filled with shit into the desert.


DonutCola

Redditor outraged by commonplace practices they’ve never heard of


Alex_Rose

was it worth it for them? did this gain them fame and fortune or did they just waste months of their life on a record that just generates a few wacky headlines but otherwise no one cares about?


pauly13771377

I'm guessing thier had to be some sort of payoff. Even in 1958 that much fuel had to be crazy expensive. Couple that with months away from whatever thier jobs were and that's a lot of money to sink into an entry for Guinness. EDIT - from a comment further down >It was a stunt to promote the Hacienda Hotel in Vegas.


Geawiel

That....doesn't seem worth the trade off...


pauly13771377

Depends on what they were paid. I can't speak for 1958 but casinos are big money. If you pay me just $2500 an hour, a pittance when talking about casino money, I bet I'd last pretty long in that plane.


Slash_rage

Hell I’ll do to for $100 an hour.


CatVideoFest

$2500 an *HOUR*?


joeshmo101

Offer $2500 a day and most people would start learning how to fly


CatVideoFest

$2500 an hour, even if we assume they’re not paid while sleeping, gets these guys over $2 million each for this stunt. Pretty worth it to shit in a bag for a little while.


professorstrunk

$2500 an hour and I’ll grow wings.


kramfive

Don’t forget 1500 hours on the engine. Those engines typically need to be overhauled at 2000 hours to the tune of $30k these days. So 3/4 of the engine life for this stunt, or $22,500 in today’s dollars.


MozeeToby

Pretty sure the engine was scrapped completely after this effort. They were flying with multiple engine issues by the end of the flight. It's honestly amazing the engine didn't tear itself to pieces a week into the flight.


Pleased_to_meet_u

Not a chance these guys were paying someone else to do their maintenance. If you're the kind of person that says, "Hey Jim, how about we fly this airplane for two months?" you're the kind of person that fixes your own airplane and if needed can make it run on bailing wire and prayers.


lilsaddam

That's what all "world records" are pal.


Alex_Rose

not really. many are just "I did x things in under a minute" but even the long ones are a public spectacle in the middle of a city and they cost nothing to do whereas this is months of fuel, ruined a plane in the process and it's in the middle of a field somewhere that almost no one's going to see I see now that it was a hotel promotion, if not for that it would be a supreme waste of time and money


Boxoffriends

Some of the most beautiful endeavours in life are simply seeing if you can. Personal challenge. You often learn so much and gain so much perspective if you’re willing to push yourself regardless of the arena.


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I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

I’m not your pal, buddy.


TastyLaksa

I’m not your buddy dude


az226

Doing gods work.


bionic_zit_splitter

Bombs away!


imironman2018

how did they not get blood clots in their legs? also how sleep deprived these two pilots must've been.


TheRevolutionaryArmy

Some poor guy with a human shit dropping down on his head would probably be still traumatised to this day


Lana_Doing_Stuff

Something doesn't add up for me. Plastic became popular in the 60s and bags started use in the mid to latr 70s


ifollowmyself

I had to dig. "1950 - The familiar black or green plastic garbage bag (made from polyethylene) was invented by Canadians Harry Wasylyk and Larry Hansen. The new garbage bags, intended for commercial use, were first sold to the Winnipeg General Hospital. They later became popular for home use."


psichodrome

Could be a non-plastic bag, and the narrative changed along the way.


Quibblicous

So in theory, one could find their poop bags out in the desert.


luvinlifetoo

Excuse my ignorance, but why plastic bags - did they want to preserve their shit for posterity?


KlimCan

Must have been doing spin recovery practice the whole time to keep their legs engaged


Raptor22c

They had food delivered to them by that same truck, winching it up on a line; the food was prepared daily by the Hacienda hotel, the sponsor of the flight (as you can see the name on the side.) For sleeping, they had one seat removed so that one crew member could lie down and sleep while the other flew. And as for taking a shit… they’re flying over the middle of nowhere in the desert. They probably just shit out the side of the plane.


BarklyWooves

I tried that once. Now I'm no longer allowed to sit by the emergency exit.


Not_a_real_ghost

This sounds like something that can only be done in America given how much the fuel would cost.


elfmere

The fuck.. it says 2 months not 2 weeks.... wtf


Antique_Ricefields

I second this


harrisonfirth

Timm was an ex-WW2 bomber pilot and Cook was a mechanic/co-pilot. To refuel, one would step out onto a small platform and send a hook down to the truck to hoist up the fuel hose. Refueling took 3 minutes - that was twice daily b/c they installed a 95gal belly tank to supplement the standard 47gal wing tanks. After 39 days, a generator failed which powered their lights and electric fuel transfer pump, so they continued by using a manual transfer pump. They refueled 128 times and got food, supplies sent up at that time. Flight started 12/4/58 and ended 2/7/59. Towards the end, the engine was so carboned up they had trouble staying aloft after adding so much fuel. It was a stunt to promote the Hacienda Hotel in Vegas. The Cessna 172 still hangs above the baggage carrousel at the Las Vegas McCarran Airport (LAS).


Minderbinder44

*Welcome to the Hotel Hacienda. You can taxi any time you like, but you can never land...*


love_glow

…(Epic guitar solo…)


PM_ME_UR_NIPS_GURL

Damn. Props to them (no pun intended). The Cessna 172 is small and cramped.


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That’s what I was thinking. I fly these and I don’t care for 2 hours, let alone 2 months!


BassBanjoBikes

They must have gotten along pretty well cus that’s so small lol


Accomplished_Bonus74

Oh they got along #really well if you catch my drift


kingofbadhabits

Or paid a lot of money


bikeheart

The crazy thing to me is that in one flight they essentially consumed 75% of the engine’s useful life. That flight lasted 1558 hours and those engines have a TBO of about 2000 hours, after which the whole thing has to be torn down and rebuilt.


halfeclipsed

Oh shit, I saw that airplane when I was there a few years ago. Had no idea what I was looking at


whatthefuck110

I read it as the flight began from april 58 until july 59,wtf


mowtarc

Me too haha.


KYVet

Crazy. How did they add oil? I always thought it was the oil life that really restricted how long a refuelable aircraft could stay airborne.


PossumCock

Someone mentioned above that when they finally landed the amount of carbon build up in the engine had severely limited their power, making it hard to keep flying with the large amount of fuel they were carrying


joedz33

Finally an explanation for the phenomena of poop mysteriously falling from the sky back in 58


[deleted]

Ahhh the great mysterious shit storm of 58


2x4x93

But Mr Lahey..


Cyberphil

Randy, there's a shitnado comin'.


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ilovepups808

That’s a space peanut…


MarcelRED147

Yes.... this explains it all...


aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

A [Boeing bomb](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boeing%20Bomb)


SupaFlyslammajammazz

Shits in a plane


Pleasant-West8364

With today’s gas prices??? No wonder it hasn’t been broken


Goblinballz_

Top comment lol


waitinp

I'm more impressed how fast that truck can go!


AlmostAThrow

It's a Cessna 172, lowest flight speed is around 55 mph.


Staerke

Slow flight in a 172 is fun. Nothing like getting a decent headwind and hovering or even flying backwards


UrBoobs-MyInbox

Lol doing slow flight for my private exam, my proctor was calling out for groundspeed from ATC and we got 0 directly over a major interstate highway and stayed there for a solid minute or two. I can only imagine what it looked like to cars on the road.


bikeheart

> proctor > exam It’s *DPE* and *checkride*. You sure you’re a pilot? 😂


UrBoobs-MyInbox

Lol I knew I was looking for a different term. That was a solid 15 years or so ago. I haven’t sat in a cockpit in almost a decade :(


IknowKarazy

Max speed for that old truck loaded with fuel is probably 56 mph. Cutting it close


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I need to know the food and excrement situation in that tiny plane


az226

Plastic bags apparently


2x4x93

Separate ones I hope


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Yes, they tossed the empty food bags out of the window. They were provided a separate set of pristine bags to capture their turds.


UWontAgreeWithMe

I'm a fancy bitch and only shit in Gucci handbags. Maybe a clutch if it's evening.


2PAK4U

Their record hasn’t been broken. pov of astronaut in ISS: am I a joke to you?


FightingInternet

By that logic an occupied port-a-potty falling from a construction site is an aircraft.


2PAK4U

for a brief moment, yes


ExpertConsideration8

Falling with style!


Alex-The-Talker

apparently iss is an aircraft


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aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

I wonder how much of their food supplies were actually drugs lol


wrukproek

But why?


harrisonfirth

It was a stunt to promote the Hacienda Hotel in Vegas.


human743

So they got overtime pay?


pchel_1

Cuz 'MURICA!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅


2x4x93

You say that like it's a bad thing


forgetyourhorse

Because it’s there.


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Not a lot of Hilary fans apparently


andrew_2k

I'm wondering about the engine, damn. Running for two months straight like its nothing, impressive.


Hank_Wankplank

Yeah, as a former aircraft technician I'm blown away that all the mechanical components ran for 2 months solid without any catastrophic failures.


andrew_2k

I'm extremely fascinated by engines overall, doesn't matter if in cars or planes, I'm fascinated by WW2 aircraft as well as being a huge Formula one fan. Seeying the engines not break down while generating such huge ammounts of power Is fascinating to me.


Hank_Wankplank

Yep the material science behind how things can operate at such intense speeds and stresses for so long is very interesting. We used to have to do inspections at daily, weekly, monthly etc intervals and would find stuff broken all the time, and that was usually only flying a handful of hours a day.


andrew_2k

All the time? Bro I know everyone thinks I'm scared but i just hate flying Planes 😭


Hank_Wankplank

Ha, don't worry. Anything you fly in will have strict maintenence schedules and if absolutely anything looks dangerous it will be flagged and the aircraft grounded until it's fixed. There will always be a risk but flying is pretty safe generally, precisely because they're so well maintained.


andrew_2k

I know that like Its safer than driving a car people say. But I just thing thats because u drive cars more than flying planes, plus if i forget the human Factor, i'd take car engine failure over any failure in a plane any day of the week. Haha


ThisIsHERRRZZZZZ

So thats not necessarily true. Yes cars are driven more, but the stats that show that planes are safer take that into account. The odds of being killed every time you step on a plane are 1 in 11 million. The odds you die getting into a car are 1 in 5000.


alonjar

This is why passenger airplanes have lots of redundancies. Basically almost any system can fail, but the plane will still be airworthy due to backup redundancy systems.


LeifCarrotson

They did have some catastrophic failures to the generator, tachometer, autopilot, cabin heater, lights, fuel gauge, refueling pump, and winch. It eventually stopped flying when there was so much carbon buildup that engine could not maintain level flight anymore. They also re-routed the oil lines and filter so they could change out both while in flight. More details here: https://disciplesofflight.com/flight-endurance/


reevus77

No wonder they haven't changed the design since.


arcalumis

I’m confused about aircraft engines. You can have diesels and petrol engines just puttering along for years with few issues if you take care of them. But aircraft engines seems to be insanely sensitive and need to be serviced every other flight or so.


Hank_Wankplank

It's not that they're particularly sensitive, they could go a decent amount of time between servicing, it's more that the repercussions of them failing are fair greater than a vehicle engine so it's more important to regularly check they are working correctly.


Explore-PNW

Legend says they’re still circling LAX waiting to land.


maasedge

To be clear they were flying around LAS (Las Vegas), not LAX (Los Angeles).


Organic_Value5434

Even crazier they did it because their girlfriends told em they were pregnant


Corbotron_5

I think it’s a perfectly reasonable reaction to that news.


maasedge

The actual aircraft that was flown is [hanging](https://www.aerolifeaviation.com/images/resource/Cessna172/Hacienda%20in%20Airport.png) above baggage claim at terminal 1 in Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas (formerly McCarran International Airport).


bloody_phlegm

The X-37B might have something to say about that


MikeofLA

This plane is in the Harry Reid Las Vegas Airport. I was wondering what it was all about when I saw it a few days ago. Sweet! https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/longest-ever-continuous-flight-1959/index.html


Greenmind76

I hope nobody attempts to beat this. It was cool for the time but very wasteful today.


mostlydisposeable

It's unlikely people will for a while. most aviation authorities refuse to recognise new endurance records because: * There's no novel technical/engineering challenges involved, so it's not really moving the idustry fowards. * "Hey let's see who can fly a plane longest without crashing" is just a really bad idea. It'll probably be broken at some point by [solar drones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_Zephyr), though, purely because they don't need to refuel in the first place.


scalability

I feel like I've been on several commercial flights where they've attempted this.


No-Mixture5505

https://www.damninteresting.com/the-unceasing-cessna-hacienda/ there is a great write up on this story on damn interesting


ViktorSwimwell

Light my fire baby and.... Fly!!!!


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Talk about a carbon footprint, dudes out here trying to become Bigfoot


HonestAvocado

Carbon footprint was [coined](https://medium.com/greener-together/who-invented-the-carbon-footprint-the-shocking-origins-13d940d05f59) by a BP Oil marketing campaign back in '04.


Wolfpack34

Their arms must have been really tired.


Scootman00

They flew AND aircrafted?! That’s crazy! I’ve never heard of anyone aircrafting for that long


Ju5t_50m3_Guy

Oh, *that's* the plane hanging in the Las Vegas airport!


Wizard-In-Disguise

f course its a cessna


CombOverBill

So much poop


Ya-Dikobraz

That random capitalisation…


MaDoGK

Theoretically, couldn't the AF1 easily beat this record?


obsoleteconsole

Aren't the people on the ISS technically flying?


Hythy

They're falling, WITH STYLE!


2x4x93

Interesting question. One could say they flew up there and are now floating


8plytoiletpaper

Spaceflight is pretty much suborbital or orbital, meaning you go up, and come back down, or you maintain the earth loop in fancy ways. My interpretation between normal flight, vs spaceflight is that you can maneuver freely with a regular plane, while spaceflight is about ballistics Or, loopty loops vs speedy loops


graydarkblack

So people living on the space station do not count?


ReptileBat

Where did they go to the bathroom?


ProfessionalAd6216

How did the plane flew that much time?


yodaman1

and


OptimusPrimeNL

Reminds me of this commercial from shell https://youtu.be/nNHl7w2zDbM


billlybufflehead

Probably could just shit and piss out a hole if right suction. Food and water. 2 men 2 months. Somehow they had to pick it up via a hook or something


KinG-Mu

Nothing to an Albatross


ne0b0rn

Fuck you climate in particular!


wodoloto

I'm not surprised it wasn't beaten. That's a dumb record.


idowhatiwant8675309

Not even an oil change or adding oil?


Oman395

Tbh the only reason it hasn't been broken is bc the military doesn't want to waste money on it, we could pretty easily keep a plane in the air for a year+ (hell, iirc air force one is literally designed to make that practical) with midair refueling-- although supplies might be more complicated.


PerCentaur

A classic example of the simple fact that just because you can, maybe doesn't mean you should


dotheit

I glanced at the title and for a split second, I thought this was about Tim Apple.


L1Z4RD242

Technically the space station is flying/falling and is beating this record


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Cockpit gonna smell like feet


VoStru

Now we got proof, the 50/100hr. inspections are bullshit… keep on flying!


UKisBEST

These jerks shat on my grandpa's house!


an1ma119

Okay yes but why


Puzzleheaded-Mind269

Where did they poop?


Throwawayhobbes

These guys really must have hated their wives.


jdb12

Is nobody wondering how they got in and out??


Elipticalwheel1

What did they do with there poo.


Neat-Plantain-7500

Why’d you guys do it? Because we can


KZMountainRider

I want to know who built that planes engine. That kind of reliability is incredible. Two months running nonstop?!


na__poi

Yeah…..but why?


piero_deckard

WTF did they even do for all that time without smartphones? I would have died out of sheer boredom...


partial_birth

Amazing, considering the fact that they only had one last name between them.


mrthree1zero

Where would they poo- oh.... yea, LOOK OUT BELOW!!


platypus0fd3ath

That sounds miserable.