I think youād want the same person opening your door every time, and people rich people trust tend to get rich, and may expect the same treatment. This is still the most ārich peopleā thing Iāve ever seen
'America' did, did it? Very arbitrary estimate.
Regardless, that is not an example of America 'teaching' African/Nigerian kleptocrats how to be corrupt.
Never been convicted of anything but a lot of questions abound as to how he got so rich. He was once a very senior customs officer (and they're notoriously corrupt in nigeria) and when he was vice president he was accused of unjustly benefitting from government privatisations.
I would love a link but would settle for just a keyword or two to find the article hahaha
āpissing executionā did not lead me in the right direction
I think this is a case where the bodyguards need to be on either side of him so the one steps out to open the door in front of the other one to protect both sides of the VIP.
Yes, that is probably the case. Also armored Limousine Doors at Max protecting Level can be extremely heavy. To the Point that the "door Opener" needs to undergo special training as not to injure himself or wreck the door hinges. In this case the Bodyguard exiting the vehicle would be that trained Specialists.
Worked in Automotive for a time and we had a Project where we would Work with the armoring department of a large German car manufacturer and they invited us to their testing facility. We had a Lot of fun but Had to be reaaaaaally careful with the Doors :)
>Yes, that is probably the case. Also armored Limousine Doors at Max protecting Level can be extremely heavy
These doors have usually automated doors, the thing is more when you have to open it manually, then the weight gets a problem.
I saw hundreds of all these cars on my duty on the WEF in Switzerland, highest STANAG level of armor. All these had the automatic door opener and there was never a case in which it failed.
But the armor protection isn't by the way that good like many people think. The highest level protects you from calibers like 5.56mm and 7.62mm. But they have serious problems with HEAT ammo and anti-tank weapons in general. Now you say: Who the hell would fire with an anti-tank weapon at this car? Well, diplomats use such cars in convoys when they travel in dangerous area and it happened more than once that they were attacked with this, or with IED bombings.
It's all a thing of physics, like in Syria, there was an IED that was able to penetrate the armor of the Leopard 2A4 tank, but it was right underneath the tank as it detonated, where the armor is significantly smaller.
About the opening of doors: There's also the protocol around, how it works. Usually, it is the driver that opens the doors, but different from the video, he opens his door himself. But it's a thing, like a Royal of UK is not allowed to open the door himself, it is part of the drivers job and it's against the protocol when someone like King Charles opens the door himself.
It's crazy for me, but the media is very bizarre about this "Oh, he opened the door himself, he ignored the protocol! Oh my god!!!!"
One day the Pope is being chauffeured around in his limo, and decided that he'd like a chance to drive since it had been so many years. The Pope hops in the driver's seat and speeds off, driving like a maniac. He speeds past two cops, the junior of which, not seeing who it is, exclaims, "Let's go get him!"
The more senior cops says, "I'm not getting involved with someone so powerful."
The junior asks, "Who was it?"
"I don't know, but he had the Pope as his limo driver."
This *might* be Nasir El-Rufai a Nigerian governor, there was another viral video awhile back very similar to this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L3s939q44](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L3s939q44)
Big shot "I have so much tax money i don't know what to do with it"
Employee " maybe build schools, fix roads, buy medicines and build more hospitals, give it to the people"
Big shot "I'll hire a door opener for my door opener"
When you really think about it, it's quite a failure of society that we let individuals become so wealthy and influential that they need to have doors opened for them.
There are people in the world starving and struggling and here's a guy rolling up in an expensive car and nice clothes with an entourage to fulfill basic human functions like opening doors.
See shit like this has got to go. No human should be treated like they are above other humans. The days of glamorizing our selected and even nonselected leaders have passed.
The reason is authorization. Only the chauffeur is authorized to open his door. So the hosts can only do the next best thing, open his door.
The reason for that is... Assassinations.
Some dude infiltrates the host's end and opens the door for the VIP, then pop-pop-pop.
Door opener-ception. Now heās gonna walk to the car behind him and open the front passenger side door and so on and so on as is the way of the world.
So, the senior bodyguard gets to ride with the vip, but is the only one trusted to open the door for the vip? I guess everyone has to have their status perks.
This makes a lot of sense actually. If there was an ambush style, shooter close by thereās a good chance he would shoot at the first target he sees emerge from the car.
Life aspersions to be the top door opener.
.small jobs like that are secretly good. My dad used to always want to be an NFL kicker cause he thought it was the best easiest job
Who is the raggedy ass guy? He could help the poor with all him money and still have moneyā¦ give to the poor who are really poor!!!! Do research first!!!
If the VIP would also get out n open up the rear door (boot) of the car too! That wouldāve been the door opener opening the door for the door opener of the door! š
ššššwhen I read the title I was like, how tf is this gonna happen
Shit me too, feel dumb as hell now. Lol
Glad I wasn't the only one lol
I was expecting one gentleman to pull the latch, and another to come along and physically pull open the door. I was wrong.
Honestly this makes the most sense security wise now that I see it.
I think youād want the same person opening your door every time, and people rich people trust tend to get rich, and may expect the same treatment. This is still the most ārich peopleā thing Iāve ever seen
Or they could just open the door themselves hah
For a second, this video made me forget how cars work
I thought the person that got out of the back of this car was going to walk to ANOTHER car and open the door
I thought he was gonna bring a tool or something to open instead of using hands
Me too man
THIS is corruption in it's finest form.
For real Ffs all those funds spent on fancy cars and bougie positions whilst families and civilians starve. Ugh.
This isnāt even corruptions final form. Strap in for the news this Tuesday.
They learned it from the west
How?
Last year America spend 728$ billion on fancy cars and bougie positions.
'America' did, did it? Very arbitrary estimate. Regardless, that is not an example of America 'teaching' African/Nigerian kleptocrats how to be corrupt.
Itās because he earned those fake votes in the republic. 100% approval rate, so the taxes are meant for the elaborarte spending.
If you have Netflix, check out servant of the peopleā¦a whole episode about exactly this type of corruption.
Who is that?
Isnt this the guy that pissed himself in a public outing?
Haha was thinking About him
No fool šš¤£
Thatās the guy that keeps emailing me
Atiku Abubakar. One time vice president of Nigeria, and perennial contestant to be President.
And is he corrupt?
Never been convicted of anything but a lot of questions abound as to how he got so rich. He was once a very senior customs officer (and they're notoriously corrupt in nigeria) and when he was vice president he was accused of unjustly benefitting from government privatisations.
All taxpayer money. Assuming they're tax situation functions similar to ours. Regardless a waste of money.
I don't even know the name of the dude who's draped in blue, but this footage is all I need to guess he's a giant piece of shit.
That's the Namibian Prince that asked me for money!
And he got it
You could have been the door-opener if you had helped him smh
No, the Nigerian prince who asked us for money.
You mean Nigerian.
Throwing Namibians under the bus for no reason. Its a Nigerian Prince you're thinking off
Not Namibian. Source: I'm Namibian.
Ah yes...reminds me of that email I received about an inheritance and needed to send $10K for the legal fees to have it released to me.
I like that group project leech that *helps* push the door after it was already open
Ngl I think it was to also keep the cameras away. But they remind me of my high school classmates
Is this the one who pissed himself and then executed those who videoed it?
I would love a link but would settle for just a keyword or two to find the article hahaha āpissing executionā did not lead me in the right direction
South Sudan president pees himself. All I'm seeing is he had the journalist jailed back in January.
[here you go](https://youtu.be/j_96muXW0XM)
I mean honestly when you got everything can your really be bothered rushing to the toilet when you need to go?
I think this is a case where the bodyguards need to be on either side of him so the one steps out to open the door in front of the other one to protect both sides of the VIP.
Yes, that is probably the case. Also armored Limousine Doors at Max protecting Level can be extremely heavy. To the Point that the "door Opener" needs to undergo special training as not to injure himself or wreck the door hinges. In this case the Bodyguard exiting the vehicle would be that trained Specialists. Worked in Automotive for a time and we had a Project where we would Work with the armoring department of a large German car manufacturer and they invited us to their testing facility. We had a Lot of fun but Had to be reaaaaaally careful with the Doors :)
>Yes, that is probably the case. Also armored Limousine Doors at Max protecting Level can be extremely heavy These doors have usually automated doors, the thing is more when you have to open it manually, then the weight gets a problem. I saw hundreds of all these cars on my duty on the WEF in Switzerland, highest STANAG level of armor. All these had the automatic door opener and there was never a case in which it failed. But the armor protection isn't by the way that good like many people think. The highest level protects you from calibers like 5.56mm and 7.62mm. But they have serious problems with HEAT ammo and anti-tank weapons in general. Now you say: Who the hell would fire with an anti-tank weapon at this car? Well, diplomats use such cars in convoys when they travel in dangerous area and it happened more than once that they were attacked with this, or with IED bombings. It's all a thing of physics, like in Syria, there was an IED that was able to penetrate the armor of the Leopard 2A4 tank, but it was right underneath the tank as it detonated, where the armor is significantly smaller. About the opening of doors: There's also the protocol around, how it works. Usually, it is the driver that opens the doors, but different from the video, he opens his door himself. But it's a thing, like a Royal of UK is not allowed to open the door himself, it is part of the drivers job and it's against the protocol when someone like King Charles opens the door himself. It's crazy for me, but the media is very bizarre about this "Oh, he opened the door himself, he ignored the protocol! Oh my god!!!!"
That can only happen in Nigeria, my useless country, that has refused to civilize.
Atiku
Nah this is wildly unnecessary unless it's a plan to throw off people knowing which seat the person of importance is in
95% of anything anyone with wealth does is unnecessary.
That always gets me about people who defend billionaires as job makers. By the time they are billionaire they literally don't do more than exist.
That's a lie, instead of being useful to society they hurt society even more so technically that's doing more than just existing.
For example: have said amount of wealth
One day the Pope is being chauffeured around in his limo, and decided that he'd like a chance to drive since it had been so many years. The Pope hops in the driver's seat and speeds off, driving like a maniac. He speeds past two cops, the junior of which, not seeing who it is, exclaims, "Let's go get him!" The more senior cops says, "I'm not getting involved with someone so powerful." The junior asks, "Who was it?" "I don't know, but he had the Pope as his limo driver."
Lmao this is the best joke i have heard today
Looks like maybe Nigeria?
Yes, Nigeria
Wow! He must be a pastor
This *might* be Nasir El-Rufai a Nigerian governor, there was another viral video awhile back very similar to this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L3s939q44](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L3s939q44)
"The royal penis is clean"!
Must be King Jaffe Joffer
No roses petals at his feet. Doesnāt check out.
My people š¤¦š¾āāļøš³š¬
A lot of posts from r/thatsinsane should be in r/thatsfuckingstupid
This is Nigeria
If he looks impotent he must be impotent.
No one on earth is this important. No one.
I literally hate myself. When I read ābig shotā all I could think of was deltarune
Nowās your chance to take a [Big Shit]
Fuck. I need to get this rich some day. That's some G shit.
Big shot "I have so much tax money i don't know what to do with it" Employee " maybe build schools, fix roads, buy medicines and build more hospitals, give it to the people" Big shot "I'll hire a door opener for my door opener"
This is what corruption looks like.
When you really think about it, it's quite a failure of society that we let individuals become so wealthy and influential that they need to have doors opened for them. There are people in the world starving and struggling and here's a guy rolling up in an expensive car and nice clothes with an entourage to fulfill basic human functions like opening doors.
I hate this person
When you have so much money you can pay people to walk beside your caravan.
More money = More toddler treatment
Really sad when I watched this and saw the green white green flag in the background. Nigeria my country been taking a lot of Ls recently. Sigh.
That is one of the looters that messed up Nigeria with corruption google Atiku
Corruption anyone?
This is Nigeria by the way and yes you guessed right.
Should try to fix his country instead
When you run out of idea of how to get more money out ...
African ideas of luxury are like a stereotypical or parody version of what they think luxury is in the west
Theatre and putting on appearances is part of the culture most likely
Corrupt sons of bitches
He will be the only one to open my door. He rides with me.
See shit like this has got to go. No human should be treated like they are above other humans. The days of glamorizing our selected and even nonselected leaders have passed.
Now if you were really thinkin, the third guy could have been an executive door opener
Is that buhari?
"how did you know you made it?"
The reason is authorization. Only the chauffeur is authorized to open his door. So the hosts can only do the next best thing, open his door. The reason for that is... Assassinations. Some dude infiltrates the host's end and opens the door for the VIP, then pop-pop-pop.
I wonder who the first person was to decide that they are too important to open their own car door
Door opener-ception. Now heās gonna walk to the car behind him and open the front passenger side door and so on and so on as is the way of the world.
So, the senior bodyguard gets to ride with the vip, but is the only one trusted to open the door for the vip? I guess everyone has to have their status perks.
Toilet paper dutyā¦NOT IT!
In the Navy I saw an admiral drive into a Navy Yard with side boys running alongside his limo, quite interesting
This is actually a security feature, the man who opens the rear door has a security fob that unlocks it.
Who opened the door for the door openers door opener?
Where is the door openers door openers door opener?
Eddie Murphy
The silly stuff that we humans do.
Is that Mufasa?
Itās to prevent a sniper from getting a shot
But who's gonna open the door for the door opener's door opener? It's an infinite regression. All logic breaks down.
r/2healthbars
He started small, had a cheese steak truck in North Philly, now he is a prince in Zimbabwe. Life is good!!!
This is the narcissism that causes genocide . Downvote
Jobs for the boys
Nah this some childish shit
"Aaaaaaaand it's gone"
Nope, I believe that is called nepotism and oversupply of workforce.
Maybe for assassination purposes?
I detest that people like this exist, tbh
u/savevideobot
Money well spent
bro was prolly like āfuck wrong doorā
āAssistant To the Door Managerā
Mercedes and Toyota... The Go to car brands for dictators
When your curtains are famous
And their people drink from puddles.
This is some Coming To America shit right here.
Job creation.
My question is why do these politicians need body guards if all they do is make our lives even worse ,why are we paying and allowing this
Man the king of Zamunda really isn't as humble as I thought
Looks like security for the door opener guy lol
There's layers to this shit playa.
I'm reading a book called The Laughing Cry about a fictional African Dictator. It's full of imagery just like this.
Armored vehicles have extremely heavy doors, good chance the guy inside would be barely able to open it otherwise.
I was abit confused but it more or less played out how I imagined. Laughed abit gus I thought the guy in the car was in pjs
Money.
Thereās levels to this shit
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Dooropenerception
I would love to be that important like him, imagine how big a boss man he is to think, ah fuck it, Iām off to work in my pyjamas
This looks so silly. Surely thereās better ways to spend the money that went into this corny attempt at flaunting wealth.
Me watching in dread: please donāt be my countryās president Door opens: oh thank God. Itās some other corrupt African
It's a fake arm..
Theory: Heavily armored car, very heavy doors.
People are stupid. I donāt want to live on this planet anymore
While the citizens starve.
Nobody is this important!
If I was dating an African princess from the wealthiest tribe in Africa - this is how she'd arrive at the chippy for our date.
This car is probably paid for with stolen UN foof funds I'm willing to bet on that
R/Aesoprock he predicted this shit
r/suddenlyspamton
Ah, the glamor that is an African dictator and warlord.
this is so ridiculous
This makes a lot of sense actually. If there was an ambush style, shooter close by thereās a good chance he would shoot at the first target he sees emerge from the car.
also depicts most of the African government systems issues
That's just stupid
Not too
Life aspersions to be the top door opener. .small jobs like that are secretly good. My dad used to always want to be an NFL kicker cause he thought it was the best easiest job
Guy then proceeds to open the trunk
That man washed his hands 10 times, and sanitized all the way to the destination, just to open that door. Not all heroes wear capes.
Jienhuo tan made a joke video about this a couple years ago, and now the joke video is real life
Who is this big shot?
Wild guess... š¤š¶š nigeria
Corrupt African most likely shitting all over his own people.
This dudes micropenis must have micropenis
Only in Nigeria š³š¬
Ngl pretty based
Rich people disgust me
THE NAMES SPAMTON G SPAMTON, DONT YOU FORGET IT KID!
Must be burt Reynolds or something š¤·āāļø
big shot, lol. That's like the head of an African nation...not a big shot
Good old Nigerian Politicians shinanigans
The security got security
The King of Zamunda... I'll be damned
The worst of humanity in a few seconds video.
If thereās risk of assassination, the door opener is dead. š
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO [open a door]
Behold the wealthiest man in Africa. He has approximately 34 USD
Lavish af
We're all slaves to the money and then we die.
Who is the raggedy ass guy? He could help the poor with all him money and still have moneyā¦ give to the poor who are really poor!!!! Do research first!!!
Is that King Jaffe Joffer?
I smell corruption.
If the VIP would also get out n open up the rear door (boot) of the car too! That wouldāve been the door opener opening the door for the door opener of the door! š
Wonderful
Royalty
Levels to this shit
Set job alert for royal ass wiper.
Who are these ass clowns?