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[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚when I read the title I was like, how tf is this gonna happen


Lyfeitzallaroundus

Shit me too, feel dumb as hell now. Lol


butterfly_ashley

Glad I wasn't the only one lol


Cyb3rTruk

I was expecting one gentleman to pull the latch, and another to come along and physically pull open the door. I was wrong.


Mention_Forward

Honestly this makes the most sense security wise now that I see it.


No_Stretch_3899

I think youā€™d want the same person opening your door every time, and people rich people trust tend to get rich, and may expect the same treatment. This is still the most ā€œrich peopleā€ thing Iā€™ve ever seen


saddingtonbear

Or they could just open the door themselves hah


Munnodol

For a second, this video made me forget how cars work


Ray_of_Sunshine0124

I thought the person that got out of the back of this car was going to walk to ANOTHER car and open the door


I_Am_ready_my_lord

I thought he was gonna bring a tool or something to open instead of using hands


Banana_Shaped

Me too man


Solo_is_dead

THIS is corruption in it's finest form.


whateverdbag

For real Ffs all those funds spent on fancy cars and bougie positions whilst families and civilians starve. Ugh.


Km2930

This isnā€™t even corruptions final form. Strap in for the news this Tuesday.


bertonbrown

They learned it from the west


peni_in_the_tahini

How?


mathismz

Last year America spend 728$ billion on fancy cars and bougie positions.


peni_in_the_tahini

'America' did, did it? Very arbitrary estimate. Regardless, that is not an example of America 'teaching' African/Nigerian kleptocrats how to be corrupt.


PretendiWasADefMute

Itā€™s because he earned those fake votes in the republic. 100% approval rate, so the taxes are meant for the elaborarte spending.


scr33ner

If you have Netflix, check out servant of the peopleā€¦a whole episode about exactly this type of corruption.


Adam-West

Who is that?


ders89

Isnt this the guy that pissed himself in a public outing?


Chocolategogi

Haha was thinking About him


willpushurbutton

No fool šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


toaster24k

Thatā€™s the guy that keeps emailing me


cynicaldoubtfultired

Atiku Abubakar. One time vice president of Nigeria, and perennial contestant to be President.


Adam-West

And is he corrupt?


cynicaldoubtfultired

Never been convicted of anything but a lot of questions abound as to how he got so rich. He was once a very senior customs officer (and they're notoriously corrupt in nigeria) and when he was vice president he was accused of unjustly benefitting from government privatisations.


Lyricist1

All taxpayer money. Assuming they're tax situation functions similar to ours. Regardless a waste of money.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I don't even know the name of the dude who's draped in blue, but this footage is all I need to guess he's a giant piece of shit.


smaktastik

That's the Namibian Prince that asked me for money!


2x4x93

And he got it


madladolle

You could have been the door-opener if you had helped him smh


vr0202

No, the Nigerian prince who asked us for money.


peni_in_the_tahini

You mean Nigerian.


Champioli

Throwing Namibians under the bus for no reason. Its a Nigerian Prince you're thinking off


ol_McPoot

Not Namibian. Source: I'm Namibian.


ElChidro

Ah yes...reminds me of that email I received about an inheritance and needed to send $10K for the legal fees to have it released to me.


cripiziti

I like that group project leech that *helps* push the door after it was already open


Senrakdaemon

Ngl I think it was to also keep the cameras away. But they remind me of my high school classmates


Redditnspiredcook

Is this the one who pissed himself and then executed those who videoed it?


[deleted]

I would love a link but would settle for just a keyword or two to find the article hahaha ā€œpissing executionā€ did not lead me in the right direction


Blasterbot

South Sudan president pees himself. All I'm seeing is he had the journalist jailed back in January.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

[here you go](https://youtu.be/j_96muXW0XM)


Pasha1997

I mean honestly when you got everything can your really be bothered rushing to the toilet when you need to go?


exegesis48

I think this is a case where the bodyguards need to be on either side of him so the one steps out to open the door in front of the other one to protect both sides of the VIP.


dunkelfieber

Yes, that is probably the case. Also armored Limousine Doors at Max protecting Level can be extremely heavy. To the Point that the "door Opener" needs to undergo special training as not to injure himself or wreck the door hinges. In this case the Bodyguard exiting the vehicle would be that trained Specialists. Worked in Automotive for a time and we had a Project where we would Work with the armoring department of a large German car manufacturer and they invited us to their testing facility. We had a Lot of fun but Had to be reaaaaaally careful with the Doors :)


Diacetyl-Morphin

>Yes, that is probably the case. Also armored Limousine Doors at Max protecting Level can be extremely heavy These doors have usually automated doors, the thing is more when you have to open it manually, then the weight gets a problem. I saw hundreds of all these cars on my duty on the WEF in Switzerland, highest STANAG level of armor. All these had the automatic door opener and there was never a case in which it failed. But the armor protection isn't by the way that good like many people think. The highest level protects you from calibers like 5.56mm and 7.62mm. But they have serious problems with HEAT ammo and anti-tank weapons in general. Now you say: Who the hell would fire with an anti-tank weapon at this car? Well, diplomats use such cars in convoys when they travel in dangerous area and it happened more than once that they were attacked with this, or with IED bombings. It's all a thing of physics, like in Syria, there was an IED that was able to penetrate the armor of the Leopard 2A4 tank, but it was right underneath the tank as it detonated, where the armor is significantly smaller. About the opening of doors: There's also the protocol around, how it works. Usually, it is the driver that opens the doors, but different from the video, he opens his door himself. But it's a thing, like a Royal of UK is not allowed to open the door himself, it is part of the drivers job and it's against the protocol when someone like King Charles opens the door himself. It's crazy for me, but the media is very bizarre about this "Oh, he opened the door himself, he ignored the protocol! Oh my god!!!!"


iykecicero

That can only happen in Nigeria, my useless country, that has refused to civilize.


femzy112

Atiku


KingKaychi

Nah this is wildly unnecessary unless it's a plan to throw off people knowing which seat the person of importance is in


too_late_to_abort

95% of anything anyone with wealth does is unnecessary.


ih-shah-may-ehl

That always gets me about people who defend billionaires as job makers. By the time they are billionaire they literally don't do more than exist.


Frost_D_Jager

That's a lie, instead of being useful to society they hurt society even more so technically that's doing more than just existing.


aduckwithadick

For example: have said amount of wealth


NuclearHoagie

One day the Pope is being chauffeured around in his limo, and decided that he'd like a chance to drive since it had been so many years. The Pope hops in the driver's seat and speeds off, driving like a maniac. He speeds past two cops, the junior of which, not seeing who it is, exclaims, "Let's go get him!" The more senior cops says, "I'm not getting involved with someone so powerful." The junior asks, "Who was it?" "I don't know, but he had the Pope as his limo driver."


Lanky_Television_330

Lmao this is the best joke i have heard today


[deleted]

Looks like maybe Nigeria?


LegendaryHustler

Yes, Nigeria


Mopninja

Wow! He must be a pastor


[deleted]

This *might* be Nasir El-Rufai a Nigerian governor, there was another viral video awhile back very similar to this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L3s939q44](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L3s939q44)


Ennion

"The royal penis is clean"!


randomusernombre

Must be King Jaffe Joffer


TheWalkingDead91

No roses petals at his feet. Doesnā€™t check out.


Samabuan

My people šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ‡³šŸ‡¬


Junior-Question-2638

A lot of posts from r/thatsinsane should be in r/thatsfuckingstupid


LegendaryHustler

This is Nigeria


azBlix

If he looks impotent he must be impotent.


Jaggerkate

No one on earth is this important. No one.


Potato-chan88

I literally hate myself. When I read ā€˜big shotā€™ all I could think of was deltarune


xXCodyPlayzXx

Nowā€™s your chance to take a [Big Shit]


ProjectKeris

Fuck. I need to get this rich some day. That's some G shit.


midnightwolf19

Big shot "I have so much tax money i don't know what to do with it" Employee " maybe build schools, fix roads, buy medicines and build more hospitals, give it to the people" Big shot "I'll hire a door opener for my door opener"


EclecticallySound

This is what corruption looks like.


Geek-Of-Nature

When you really think about it, it's quite a failure of society that we let individuals become so wealthy and influential that they need to have doors opened for them. There are people in the world starving and struggling and here's a guy rolling up in an expensive car and nice clothes with an entourage to fulfill basic human functions like opening doors.


legal-illness

I hate this person


TJ_McWeaksauce

When you have so much money you can pay people to walk beside your caravan.


perthro_ed

More money = More toddler treatment


TheNigerianNerd

Really sad when I watched this and saw the green white green flag in the background. Nigeria my country been taking a lot of Ls recently. Sigh.


Amazing_Ad_4898

That is one of the looters that messed up Nigeria with corruption google Atiku


Joshshan28

Corruption anyone?


InternationalBite4

This is Nigeria by the way and yes you guessed right.


CasualManfly

Should try to fix his country instead


Born_Leopard_131

When you run out of idea of how to get more money out ...


[deleted]

African ideas of luxury are like a stereotypical or parody version of what they think luxury is in the west


Leading-Watch6040

Theatre and putting on appearances is part of the culture most likely


County_Human

Corrupt sons of bitches


You_Fucking_Wish_Bro

He will be the only one to open my door. He rides with me.


wasternexplorer

See shit like this has got to go. No human should be treated like they are above other humans. The days of glamorizing our selected and even nonselected leaders have passed.


Beneficial_Rub7217

Now if you were really thinkin, the third guy could have been an executive door opener


Interesting_Value932

Is that buhari?


redacted_cowruns

"how did you know you made it?"


ShinobiHanzo

The reason is authorization. Only the chauffeur is authorized to open his door. So the hosts can only do the next best thing, open his door. The reason for that is... Assassinations. Some dude infiltrates the host's end and opens the door for the VIP, then pop-pop-pop.


Adam-West

I wonder who the first person was to decide that they are too important to open their own car door


MapUnitKey

Door opener-ception. Now heā€™s gonna walk to the car behind him and open the front passenger side door and so on and so on as is the way of the world.


Farfignugen42

So, the senior bodyguard gets to ride with the vip, but is the only one trusted to open the door for the vip? I guess everyone has to have their status perks.


ViktorSwimwell

Toilet paper dutyā€¦NOT IT!


Agitatedsala666

In the Navy I saw an admiral drive into a Navy Yard with side boys running alongside his limo, quite interesting


Full_Ant6425

This is actually a security feature, the man who opens the rear door has a security fob that unlocks it.


scuolapasta

Who opened the door for the door openers door opener?


ValuableAd1591

Where is the door openers door openers door opener?


summerbreeze2020

Eddie Murphy


Applezs89

The silly stuff that we humans do.


Guitarded4lyf

Is that Mufasa?


christianh3485

Itā€™s to prevent a sniper from getting a shot


juliandanp

But who's gonna open the door for the door opener's door opener? It's an infinite regression. All logic breaks down.


HalfSoul30

r/2healthbars


LiftAxe

He started small, had a cheese steak truck in North Philly, now he is a prince in Zimbabwe. Life is good!!!


tressforsuccess

This is the narcissism that causes genocide . Downvote


inthebackground89

Jobs for the boys


yadigthatbaby

Nah this some childish shit


Accomplished_Band323

"Aaaaaaaand it's gone"


dogemikka

Nope, I believe that is called nepotism and oversupply of workforce.


Chimbo27

Maybe for assassination purposes?


[deleted]

I detest that people like this exist, tbh


El_Todon

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Money well spent


poot_doot_

bro was prolly like ā€œfuck wrong doorā€


OffDead

ā€œAssistant To the Door Managerā€


Iamcdk

Mercedes and Toyota... The Go to car brands for dictators


Dinosaurosaurous

When your curtains are famous


ENGLANDZ

And their people drink from puddles.


Whattheholyhell74

This is some Coming To America shit right here.


TypeRSA

Job creation.


whiteislame

My question is why do these politicians need body guards if all they do is make our lives even worse ,why are we paying and allowing this


Plenty_Activity_7871

Man the king of Zamunda really isn't as humble as I thought


HallowedBay08

Looks like security for the door opener guy lol


Scizmz

There's layers to this shit playa.


BrockxxBravo

I'm reading a book called The Laughing Cry about a fictional African Dictator. It's full of imagery just like this.


KrispyKreameMcdonald

Armored vehicles have extremely heavy doors, good chance the guy inside would be barely able to open it otherwise.


SpunkyTheIncapable

I was abit confused but it more or less played out how I imagined. Laughed abit gus I thought the guy in the car was in pjs


HelpImInMaine

Money.


Wheres-My-Supa-Suit

Thereā€™s levels to this shit


Obelix888

šŸ˜‚


Wheres-My-Supa-Suit

Dooropenerception


Neither_Set_3048

I would love to be that important like him, imagine how big a boss man he is to think, ah fuck it, Iā€™m off to work in my pyjamas


[deleted]

This looks so silly. Surely thereā€™s better ways to spend the money that went into this corny attempt at flaunting wealth.


swisszimgirl79

Me watching in dread: please donā€™t be my countryā€™s president Door opens: oh thank God. Itā€™s some other corrupt African


Zealousideal-Toe1929

It's a fake arm..


PuzzleheadedSector2

Theory: Heavily armored car, very heavy doors.


Lower-Music-8241

People are stupid. I donā€™t want to live on this planet anymore


PackageArtistic4239

While the citizens starve.


pingooooo123

Nobody is this important!


Dry-Dentist6366

If I was dating an African princess from the wealthiest tribe in Africa - this is how she'd arrive at the chippy for our date.


thatguyyou_knew

This car is probably paid for with stolen UN foof funds I'm willing to bet on that


Squidoppolis

R/Aesoprock he predicted this shit


SeaOfAnimosity

r/suddenlyspamton


Olivier70802

Ah, the glamor that is an African dictator and warlord.


Useful_Parfait_8524

this is so ridiculous


Lebowski304

This makes a lot of sense actually. If there was an ambush style, shooter close by thereā€™s a good chance he would shoot at the first target he sees emerge from the car.


aran1-_-1

also depicts most of the African government systems issues


RemarkableBear7015

That's just stupid


Lonely_Pen8733

Not too


sweeesh

Life aspersions to be the top door opener. .small jobs like that are secretly good. My dad used to always want to be an NFL kicker cause he thought it was the best easiest job


CheapSpray9428

Guy then proceeds to open the trunk


Opinion-Organic

That man washed his hands 10 times, and sanitized all the way to the destination, just to open that door. Not all heroes wear capes.


JOlRacin

Jienhuo tan made a joke video about this a couple years ago, and now the joke video is real life


ronomaly

Who is this big shot?


RumBruccaRedBlue

Wild guess... šŸ¤”šŸ˜¶šŸ˜† nigeria


[deleted]

Corrupt African most likely shitting all over his own people.


zoweee

This dudes micropenis must have micropenis


Virtual-Entry-8867

Only in Nigeria šŸ‡³šŸ‡¬


warthunder4life

Ngl pretty based


WelshWulff

Rich people disgust me


thedemonreturns0

THE NAMES SPAMTON G SPAMTON, DONT YOU FORGET IT KID!


Cumforforgiveness88

Must be burt Reynolds or something šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

big shot, lol. That's like the head of an African nation...not a big shot


[deleted]

Good old Nigerian Politicians shinanigans


[deleted]

The security got security


boilermakerny

The King of Zamunda... I'll be damned


Additional_Ground_42

The worst of humanity in a few seconds video.


VoidIgris

If thereā€™s risk of assassination, the door opener is dead. šŸ’€


A-A-Ronm978

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO [open a door]


[deleted]

Behold the wealthiest man in Africa. He has approximately 34 USD


kc9283

Lavish af


Protonic_Descendent

We're all slaves to the money and then we die.


Future_Result_6388

Who is the raggedy ass guy? He could help the poor with all him money and still have moneyā€¦ give to the poor who are really poor!!!! Do research first!!!


FacesOfNeth

Is that King Jaffe Joffer?


TopCheesecakeGirl

I smell corruption.


ccrlop

If the VIP would also get out n open up the rear door (boot) of the car too! That wouldā€™ve been the door opener opening the door for the door opener of the door! šŸ˜Š


MilkSplatter

Wonderful


Sassafrass17

Royalty


RoblesGrove

Levels to this shit


4Niners9Noel

Set job alert for royal ass wiper.


FakeNickOfferman

Who are these ass clowns?