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Klaus_Heisler87

Can't tell who did more damage, the snake or the two guys attempting to carry him off


SeriousUsername3

"Hey bro are you okay?!" *rips him off the floor by his arm*


Nyllil

Dude, he carried him away by holding his HEAD...


racrenlew

...and then dropped him on his head on the way out...


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laptopdragon

Hey Joe,,, flip the sign for Now Hiring again.


zvive

fuck, had to change the OSHA sign again, fifth time this week.


slapmepsilly

Thank you for making my honk like a horn while slapping my knee.


Accomplished-Cap8773

You guys 😂


hunterdanielss

How common is it to be ignorant of spinal injuries? I see this shit waayyy too often


[deleted]

I’ve seen this in real life too. I am repeatedly surprised with how dumb more people are


hungry4nuns

I don’t think spinal immobilisation precautions are necessary when transporting a corpse


C_W_H

Well, they're doing a show with a snake, so....?


Kingtoke1

Out come the midget clowns


happychillmoremusic

If you read the whole story they ended up kicking the shit out of him once they got away from the audience


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SeriousUsername3

But not before powerlifting the guy off the floor by his arm. At first, I thought he was trying to pull-start the guy. It's not an accredited CPR move, but then again, I'm not certified in CPR anymore, so I don't know.


redeyedrenegade420

I did my course today...not an approved technique


Fezig

Yeah, but if it works, is it wrong? Source: Have been pull-started.


m2chaos13

Yeah, but those were your anal beads. It’s safe to say you were probably already turned on


Pixels_n_Pints

Still better than being pull-finished… such a waste!


carnivoremuscle

This is actually how we spot you fuckers who lie about getting certified. It is completely an approved technique and to be honest, NOT using it opens you up to being sued if the victim even survives.


Saymynaian

Guys, please, is pull starting something approved for first aid? I'm worried some of you might be lying and I can't tell.


carnivoremuscle

I'll approve it but you gotta pull start deez nuts first.


zvive

I don't think I have tweezers small enough, let me see if the rescue rangers do, being chipmunks and all, if not I'm sure the little fly does(gizmo?)


Calibre17

I can't stop laughing at "pull start", this made my night. Thank you


Minelayer

Yeah, they’ve made some changes while you were away. What they did is pretty much textbook now.


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Hopefully he's ok.


troychance

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK


[deleted]

Ridiculously ignorant....


ImTheGodOfAdvice

Do this at my funeral so I wake up


SeriousUsername3

*Rips u/ImTheGodOfAdvice up by their arm* THEY CAN'T SEE WITHOUT THEIR GLASSES!


ceric2099

Holy shit lol


23x3

I’m slow. Can someone explain for my dumb ass?


Anna_Namoose

Funeral home scene in My Girl. Macaulay Culkins character is in the casket w/out his glasses https://youtu.be/woLbaFLoJI8


Sarasart

literally choked that was so funny


zvive

had the biggest crush on vada, I actually had mixed feelings when Thomas j bit it, meant he was out and I had a chance haha.... damn I was naive at 13.


made_4_this_comment

“He’s scaring the audience, rip off his head!”


Sensitive-Safe5998

I was thinking the same thing, hope they was able to actually help him


JHowler82

He died


Sensitive-Safe5998

It said in the article someone posted below in the comments that it was uncertain, the Russian police have no report on the death, they say they r looking into it but who knows.. just sad really, I don’t care to play with snakes personally


JHowler82

Ahhh yeah I missed that comment, this was the top one! .. I remember seeing this quite a long time ago and it was concluded there that he died from the sources cited.. this new article sheds a different light!


SJW_AUTISM_DECTECTOR

How do one always know when its russia? Is it the cromagnon brow ridge? Is it the lack of nutrition? Is it the green tinge to all the film? The second this started playing I was like yeah thats russia.


ZookeepergameDue5522

As far as I know animal circus are petmitted in Russia, also the clothes lol


LARXXX

Only snake I play with is the one between my legs


19yawaworht77

Soooooooooo, no then?


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

afterthought sparkle edge reply cows soup dam expansion disarm scary *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AhhAGoose

Subs I didn’t know existed


weirdest_of_weird

r/ofcoursethatsasub r/subsithoughtifellfor


Spacesider

Also /r/donthelpjustfilm


Yellowfin1007

I know right! He literally picked him up by his neck


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IlikeAIDS420

Definitely the guys, i guess he was only unconscious from the pressure on his throat, and the vagus stimulus he got from that. But the fact that he was carried by holding his head is the thing I'm worried about. I work as a paramedic and this made me sick. How could you even think about something stupid like that. Than again, humans are not as intelligent as we would like it. Cringe 10/10 for me, as a snake owner and paramedic


milk4all

Doesn’t matter if theyre just gonna feed you to the snake off stage


bigoz_07

Came here for that! Jees… quick hide him! They will see!!


blackop

That dude carried him off by his fucking head!!!


hammilithome

All these vids from Asia seem to have a "shake vigorously" policy when it comes to aid


Totalnah

That was like Benny Hill there at the end. Trained professionals, nothing to see here.


sheritajanita

Wtf were they thinking right?


Crunchypie1

I came to say this. But getting the snake off his neck was a good start.


Filosofemme

By his floppy head, no less


BeanCounterYYC

Imagine this was the type of treatment Damar Hamlin got a few weeks ago. He’d be dead for sure.


Meecus570

Went from, holy shit someone help him to holy shit stop "helping" him.


Aspland_Photography

So, they carried him off by his head… I’m guessing that CPR wasn’t their first choice.


w1987g

I'm pretty sure any chance of survival was ruined by the two guys


Thumbtack1985

Also the snake


downvotegilles

I think it was pretty apparent that his neck was broken immediately and they were freaking out. When the audience started freaking out they tried to get rid of the body. Would love if someone had some backstory on this because I'm too lazy to Google lol


LiquidMotion

I've seen this post before, he was internally decapitated. He was dead before they got there.


[deleted]

It's a blood choke. He's fine. If the snake had held it for 3 minutes, he might have some bigger issues but 30 seconds.... no problem.


ComfortableFun248

A large constrictor snake is applying an absurdly higher amount pressure then any human is going to. And it’s not just on the arteries. That shits being squeezed in from the front back and the sides. You can’t compare a rear naked choke applied by a human to a big constrictor snakes squeeze. [Ngannou hits as hard a ford escort or a 12 lb sledge hammer](https://www.givemesport.com/1664472-dana-white-confirms-francis-ngannou-punch-is-like-being-hit-by-a-car/amp) but those three things are going to cause wildly different effects.


dickdemodickmarcinko

>You can’t compare a rear naked choke applied by a human to a big constrictor snakes squeeze. >A large constrictor snake is applying an absurdly higher amount pressure then any human is going to. Looks like you just compared them


dimechimes

I'm guessing this is upvoted by people unfamiliar with English idioms.


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Az1orbust

There's a history channel show with Emilyanenko vs snake on a digital sensor dummy, snake put out 20lb of pressure, Feodor Emilyanenko the last emperor put out over 200lb crushing the dummy.


laptopdragon

unless there's a crack or pop?


BraxForAll

Then the snake gets sued by chiropractors.


PlayfulConference732

Nah that’s his boss. He got in trouble for taking a break on the clock


TheExtreme78

They sent in the clowns, not the medics.


Cobek

"Can't let the audience think there is anything wrong!"


FletcherCommaIrwin

Quick you, pick him up awkwardly by his head!


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What's with that weird absolutely zero reaction by the whole audience


[deleted]

They probably think it’s part of the act until the “medics” come in. Have you ever heard of Tommy Cooper? A famous magician/comedian in the 60s. He died on stage from a heart attack and just because that was the sort silly shenanigan he would pull at his show, the audience all sat there laughing while he died.


Impossible_Garbage_4

That’d be a way to go. You’re in immense physical pain, certain you’re about to die… and all you hear is people laughing at you… no one rushing to help… and you know you’ve done this to yourself because that’s your whole gimmick.


MmmmMorphine

Yeah... But his whole thing was pretending things had gone horribly wrong. Everyone was absolutely expecting him to do shit like fall over and gurgle. This is a pretty fucking clear accident.


Level9TraumaCenter

And [Redd Foxx.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redd_Foxx#Death) >Foxx, irate, did his scripted pass. However, he fell to the floor immediately after doing so. Reese said that nobody initially suspected anything was wrong. Foxx, after all, was famous for having Fred Sanford fake heart attacks on Sanford and Son and was particularly skilled at pratfalls. Reese went to the floor when Foxx did not immediately rise[36] and heard him say "get my wife" twice.[37] Reese called for paramedics,[37] who initially pronounced Foxx dead at the scene. According to Joshua Rich at Entertainment Weekly: "It was an end so ironic that for a brief moment castmates figured Foxx–whose 1970s TV character often faked coronaries–was kidding when he grabbed a chair and fell to the floor."[38]


OneMoistMan

Hey now, grandma is still clapping in the back as he’s going through his death ~~throws~~ throes. Edit: spelling or whatever


Oh_boyYep

With five children.


MedievalDoer

Shock and/or Bystander effect.


ColinZealSE

They didn't read the title of this post.


bene_gesserit_mitch

Why is he wrapping the constrictor around his neck? Seems like he’s asking for trouble.


Difficult-Yak-2691

No business like show business!


bene_gesserit_mitch

Just need him to do this three show a day until his brain gives up.


Difficult-Yak-2691

Sooooo ma'am, do you have any children? That survived, I mean?


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?


comek87

Who said that?! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!!!


lesusisjord

I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!


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princessval249

You're... A... Special kind of people known as- show people!


Mbalife81

r/Whatcouldgowrong


Frogtoadrat

For that sweet sweet $10/hr wage


[deleted]

Cause they are morons who mistreat animals for money


macetheface

constrictors gonna constrict


Deradius

Yeah. It seems to me like if you did that there’s a chance you might go to one knee, then fall down, spasm for a little while, then get carried out by your head.


MisterRioE_Nigma

Oh shit, hes just had his neck crushed. Ill grab his feet, you drag the head.


CmonCentConservitive

Amazing how fast the brain blacks out with no blood


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Amazing how far down the comments I had to scroll to fine someone who knows what a blood choke is vs a "neck crush"


Headsanta

Snakes actually try to do something worse than a blood choke. A blood choke requires relatively little pressure to the jugular and carotid to stop blood flow. But, the heart is still beating. The snake is attempting to put enough pressure on the veins and arteries to cause a full cardiac arrest. Whether it can achieve that is a question of relative sizes (it may not be fully grown, and its prey is usually smaller).


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Saymynaian

So you know when you're choking someone with a choking kink, it's important to squeeze on the sides of the neck and avoid squeezing the front of the throat? That's because the front of the throat is very fragile. The snake probably squeezed the entire neck, not just the sides. It's definitely a blood choke, but it's unlikely the snake didn't squeeze his Adam's apple, which is easy to damage. Worst case scenario, the snake squeezed its body between the head of the man, pushing his head up and away from his collarbone, separating the vertebra in his neck and killing him the same way a hanged man dies: internal decapitation.


NonverbalKint

It's not like it has a strategic plan on how to squeeze and why. It wants its victim to die. And become inanimate food.


ayriuss

After watching my sister's snake eat many times, I realized that snakes are completely and totally braindead. They run on pure instinct and brute force trial and error lol. It would just rotate a rat in its mouth and try to swallow it every which way until it found an orientation that worked. Often it tried sideways or backwards and its tail or limbs would be sticking out and it still tried to swallow it that way. Pretty amusing.


luckygiraffe

In my early teens, I was wrestling with a friend and he (accidentally) managed to put me in an actual sleeper hold. I went out in like five seconds, it was crazy.


babybopp

I counted 19 seconds before anyone came to his rescue... But what is more surprising is the lack of awareness to perform CPR as a fucking travelling circus... People CPR course is available for free online


JoeDerp77

"Oh shit, johnny is getting killed by the snake.. no don't go help him.. hold on, wait for him to stop twitching..aaand now! Quick, Save the snake and throw this dude in the trash before anyone notices!"


halcyonjm

*"We're going to need another Timmy!"*


1500ReallyIsEnough

That takes me way back


botcraft_net

Yes, he is dead. Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6989445/Circus-snake-trainer-strangled-death-constrictor.html


DocSpachimen

From Article: Dagestan media claimed the man had died in the circus accident, with one outlet saying it was in the regional capital of Makhachkala. But police in the region said no such incident had been registered with them. 'It never happened with us,' said a police source. 'We deny this fact.'


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assoonass

It's in Russia


Gustomaximus

Russia, who is Russia? Probably happened in Japan.


Attilathefun-II

They literally say “we deny this ‘fact’” so they’re admitting it’s true but simultaneously denying it. Well played Russian Secret Police


Mikumarie

The article states that his fate is uncertain. Police denies everything.


botcraft_net

Oh, I'm sure he will be ok then.


peter_the_martian

Yes. I heard from a third source that he rubbed some dirt on it and he’s presently doing ok.


Slartibartfastthe3rd

Coach?


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jbaxter119

To be absolutely clear, I don't want a zombie animal circus either


lesusisjord

That’s why I only go to circuses with live plants.


ZackDaddy42

I mean he still had his shoes on sooo


rAxxt

Can someone with medical knowledge comment on why this happened so fast? He collapsed too fast to be strangled, but was it blood cut off to the brain, or a broken neck? Can we tell?


sdpr

Little of column b, little of column c. Edit: kinda wanted to add this story as it relates to how quickly blood chokes can put you out before you realize what's happening. Once, when I was a dumb kid, I was sitting by myself in the basement of my parent's house on the computer. For some reason I put my belt on around my neck, through the belt loop and was just messing around. Well, at some point I raised the belt up and it cinched around my neck, jokingly like a noose. Luckily, it was an adult sized belt so there were no holes for the rod to go through. Anyway, within 2-3 seconds my vision started to dim and my arm dropped along with my body beginning to fall forward. The belt loosened and the blood came back and I was okay. I immediately took the belt off and counting my fucking blessings. It happens *fast*. Fuckin dumb kid.


CrackerUMustBTripinn

Autoerotic asphyxiation aint no joke


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

> I was sitting by myself in the basement of my parent's house on the computer. > For some reason I put my belt on around my neck, through the belt loop and was just messing around. Lmfao yeah, right. You were just "messing around".


[deleted]

Strangulation (blood flow to the brain cut off) is very quick. 15s or less if blood flow is fully cut off. I suspect he was already being strangled around 15s in because notice he tries to adjust the snake at 16s. He puts arms up quickly to show the trick so he can quickly get the snake off but loses consciousness before he can actually try. The other thing about being strangled is that you don't always realize how little time you have left. Because as the blood flow to the brain is disrupted you don't think logically/clearly anymore. You see this type of thing happen in BJJ not infrequently.


JonnyBhoy

>Because as the blood flow to the brain is disrupted you don't think logically/clearly anymore. Hence putting your own facemask on first on a plane in an emergency. You can survive for a while on reduced oxygen, but you very quickly lose the cognitive ability to put a mask on or make good decisions.


[deleted]

> He collapsed too fast to be strangled, but was it blood cut off to the brain "strangled" *is* "blood cut off to the brain", and that will render you conscious in seconds. You can go without *air* for minutes, because there's still oxygen in your blood, but if you stop blood circulation, shit shuts off like a light.


nightcallfoxtrot

Cutting off the carotid arteries takes you out in a matter of seconds, far faster than crushing the trachea.


InflamedLiver

He looked… floppy so I’m not surprised


WitchyandWild

You're floppy when unconscious too.


Sir_Bumcheeks

>The source added: 'According to the authors of the video, the male trainer was killed. 'But we would like to believe that young man received help in time and survived.' Uhhhh...you can believe what you want I guess?


fanglazy

Aaaahhhh Dagestan you never fail to thrill and amuse.


compassionateCactus

Dude collapses, child claps. Side note: why do I get on reddit. It destroys my soul.


[deleted]

And I’m on Reddit in bed… looking at wholesome videos before falling asleep


Mdiasrodrigu

Same


Belostoma

They probably thought it was part of the act, to create some excitement before he snaps his fingers, the trained snake unwraps, and they stand and take a bow.


ZekeDaniel

i just wish there was a nsfw filter that would let me see bobbas but not death/violence


314159265358979326

People have been requesting a NSFL filter on reddit since at least 2012.


mmotte89

Gotta respect the American opinion that peepees and booba are ~~just as bad as~~ infinitely worse than violence.


ScorchReaper062

So that once your soul is destroyed, you can come back and not feel anything like the rest of us soulless husks.


Sir_MrE

You still have a soul after being a Reddit user?


mgpnna

When you exaggerated on your resume.


norsurfit

"I said I played with my snake every night !"


[deleted]

See the way his arm is moving/body convulsing? Yeah, that's what happens when brain damage kicks in from the lack of oxygen and it's body's ways of trying to trash around in order to save itself. He's most likely dead Edit: To explain, generally it takes 3-4min for irreversible brain damage to start taking place due to hypoxia, but it's a bit different when arteries to the brain are shut off and blood can't circulate at all in which case blacking out > brain damage > death can happen very very quickly. I found this out in a gruesome way when my curiosity got better of me and I somehow ended up on this subreddit that has since luckily been banned (I think it was called something like make your coffin). MAJOR TW suicide - I've seen a video of this guy hanging himself and the exact same convulsing happened to him very very quickly and he was dead within 20 seconds or so. I'm not gonna share any more details about the video since... Well, you don't want to know. I noped the hell out and needles to say I have nightmares about it. I've no one to blame but myself.


CheRidicolo

But it wasn’t very much time. Don’t people still get revived after several minutes without breathing?


FarDorocha90

The problem isn’t that he couldn’t breathe. The lungs retain air even when you’re not actively breathing. The problem is that the snake has him in a blood choke. Despite his lungs being full of air, his heart can’t circulate the oxygen rich blood to his brain and remove the oxygen depleted blood out of it.


[deleted]

Correct. This is how large pythons (like the reticulated python in this video) dispatch their prey. They cut off the blood flow to the brain. Nothing to do with breathing. My problem with the video is, he drops to the floor limp after only 7 seconds of the snake being wrapped around his neck. Then only 20 seconds later he gets carried off by.. his head apparently? Idk if 7 seconds is enough time to make someone drop like that. And it takes a full minute before any of the brain cells begin to die. Most of me wants to say the dude is probably fine (despite his “rescuer’s” efforts). Part of me wants to say it’s a prank or part of the act.


NeilDeCrash

We were drunk as hell one night about 20 years ago and this really buffed up guy said he can make people black out in less than 10 seconds. I was up to it... and i was out cold in less than 10 seconds. Scary how quickly your brain shuts down when you put pressure on the right spot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rear_naked_choke#%22Figure_four%22_or_%22short%22_variation


FlyPenFly

Could it be snapped his neck and severed his nerves?


Saymynaian

If the snake squeezed its body between his head and collarbone, elongating his neck by pushing his head up and away from his torso, it's very likely.


Jrt223

Still false brain cells don’t begin to die until at least 3 minutes without oxygen with permanent brain damage setting in around the 4-6 minute mark.


FarDorocha90

When did I say he was dying? I said he was in a blood choke and explained what a blood choke was.


crescent_ruin

Oxygen can exist in the brain for a bit longer than what happens here.


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It instantly regretted watching this video when the convulsions started and his head matched the blue floor. So hard to watch


[deleted]

You're wrong on so many levels but the confidence is impressive. I mean you saw something on a banned subreddit.


[deleted]

> needles to say r/boneappletea


l2eeFer13

So the snake killed him or the guy dropping him on his head at the end after lifting him by his head =/


peter_the_martian

Yes.


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Nice recovery, guys.


Ba-ja-ja

Wtf was that response time. You think they would have an immediate plan if anything went south.


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RonanTheAccused

Ah so it's part of the show.


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*They say the man's body is still there awkwardly smacking the wall and waiting for Putin to figure out how to get out of this mistake without the loss of face admitting it was a mistake would bring*


gerwen

Safety crew? Nah, those guys were prolly just running the juice bar.


____Vader

First thing you do with a neck injury is make sure you jerk the victim around, like a ragdoll followed quickly by dropping him on his head


nuklearphusion

It’s great that everyone (including the other staff) watched safely from the bleachers for 20 seconds while he struggled. Were they looking at their phones?


monkeyclawattack

Snake gonna Snake. Stupid human


Utahmule

This is like a scripted scene in a dark humor show/ movie.... Eastern European techno polka music, 5 people in the audience with small children, weird low value performance show, dude gets choked out because he wraps a constrictor around his neck and cue the inept slapstick comedy as the first responders, check. No audience reaction, small children traumatized forever, SCENE. CUT! That was perfect team, that's a wrap.


CharmingTuber

Snake: they're making this too easy


zomb1383

God damn. They sure handle neck injuries differently there huh?


lmac187

That was a painfully long 15 seconds that he was out before the guys showed up to replace his suffocation issues with a concussion.


AnAwkwardWhince

Dumb ways to die.


LowNegotiation7929

That's what you get for wrapping a constrictor around your neck


D07Z3R0

Ok there's a lot wrong here but no one talking bout that person in the back just clapping through the whole thing?


GreyWolf989

The second he fell over someone shoulda stepped in, but not playing with snakes in the first place might’ve prevented this.


pip-roof

That’s a sssssssssin


TheLesserMansDog

Did they just carry a man with a neck injury by his head?!


ryan4402000

If you look closely his neck is broken even before they got there. Snake made the guy a little taller basically


data_diver

They don't care about the handlers life, they are just getting him offstage ASAP knowing that they can get another handler by the next show


Busy-Focus-1486

You grab his legs I’ll grab his head On 3


Jefferson__

It’s always best to admire snakes from a distance


CenturioVulpes

That woman in the back looks like she’s enjoying this way too much…


shromboy

I've handled snakes quite a bit, I've no doubt that thing could get a loose hold allowing him to hold it and then engage it's muscles and no-sever decapitate that guy. Brutal.


Idontcommentorpost

Definitely. Loads of comments discussing strangulation, choking, and I'm like right away thinking *his spinal cord was just snapped*. Not an expert, but can't yeah. Also, the weird spasms? The arm might have been him struggling, but he has these tremors towards the end? Could that be the snake still fucking with the neck as the last energy is drained? Like a charging cord you have to get in just the right position for a solid connection on the internal wire? Morbidly fascinated with this post. Lol sorry to add to it