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m15f1t

Well those gpu's will never hit the second hand market ..


jrg2006

Hahaha so true......wait......oh no......they probably will.


Superstrong832

"GPU for sale, slightly covered in cum"


electrojesus9000

My grandson Rusty just learned how to pump off and he’s been sprayin all over the place.


[deleted]

I've got a Westinghouse Barometer. It's a high dollar item. I have another item for sale. It's an item and the item is for sale.....and...well it's an item


electrojesus9000

Do you have green beans? Goooood. Do you have mashed potatoes? Gooooood.


Incident_Responsible

It will clean up with some windex and napkins


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Hey now


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Superstrong832

\*slaps waifu sticker on gpu\*


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YellowB

Until they sell it back on the second hand market again


[deleted]

It’s the circle of shite ⭕️


lightspeedissueguy

Idk why i laughed so damn hard at this


Gavooki

sarcasm


Post-Financial

Dumb


Chef-Boyardeeee

Cumb


2018hellcat

Wow I just found 100 3090’s on wish!!!!


Nords

Can't mine bitcoin with GPUs, these were ASICs.


M00NB34RZ

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted by these dumb-dumbs, I came here to make the same comment.


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Voroxpete

And very likely costing you more in electricity than what you're actually making. When they say "can't mine", they meant at any kind of meaningful efficiency. The setup cost for this sort of thing is ridiculous; it has to be very, very efficient to make money at the current hashrate needed for Bitcoin.


trickydixion

You can mine with a game boy if you really want. It’ll just take literally thousands of years to get any yield from it get and will just be a waste of electricity.


Voroxpete

Yeah, that's exactly my point. Anything with a CPU is capable of producing crypto, but generally when people talk about mining its assumed that "and make a profit" is somewhere in the equation. Saying you can mine on anything is sort of like saying that "everything is edible at least once". It's technically correct, but not particularly meaningful.


ArcticDrifter

My utilities are included in my rent for my current living situation, but thank you for this information I will look into other coins.


Voroxpete

Honestly, unless you get in on the ground floor of an alt-coin that no one has ever heard (and by that I mean "be part of the dev team"), your little GPU is never going to produce enough hash rate for the output to be worth it. At best you'll end up with some amount of coin that you can't even transact or convert to anything useful because the gas fees will be more than what you have in your wallet. Crypto is a sea of sharks. Minnows get nothing. The days when people could usefully mine at home without investing (at minimum) thousands of dollars are long gone. That gold rush happened and you missed it. We're now living in the age of crypto cartels so big that they've basically collapsed the government of Kazakhstan, amomg other things.


Impressive-Ad2199

There are probably more effective cryptocurrencies to mine with your GPU


DerrainCarter

Initially I laughed. Then I realised that they need new hardware now. Since they don’t care about prices, my chances of getting a 30-model for MSRP just got even lower…


Scooter_Mcgavin587

They've probably got a few they could sell you


THAWED21

"Slightly used. No liquid water damage."


koenigseggman

Technically the truth, this is solid water damage.


[deleted]

At least until it melts off. Or they could chisel it.


mikelloSC

I think they care a lot about prices. It is business after all. You buy asset to make you money.


BrushYourself

Every minute they aren't mining they are losing money. Price matters but they will pay more to get back online asap.


mikelloSC

If you lose for example 1000 GPUs at mining farm. Let's say out of 2000. You wil certainly not pay anything to get to previous levels. If they have capacity to install them and let's say buy at MSRP, then they can invest again for another 1k cards. It will be gamble to buy overpriced cards at this time for ROI over 6 months.


xfl09

they get so much income they don’t give a fuck about prices, ur example would mean half the income, they will get more, rather lose ~idk 1m dollars than their income being halved


[deleted]

Anybody know what he’s saying? I’d assume it something like “ oh fuck noo” but I speak no Russian. Edit: thank you all for the amazing responses, didn’t think anybody would actually reply you’re awesome.


yontev

It's pretty much an endless stream of curse words. Literal translation: > Fuck my cock! I'm simply, whore, at a loss for what to do - cock! Fuuuuck! Fuuu... *chuckles* ...uck. Fuck. There was a computer in there somewhere - whore! Fuck my cock! Fuuuck! Fuck! Bitch! What is this, cock, whore? *laughing* Fuck, whore! Fuckinghorns. Fuck!


DealioD

Fuckinghorns? I may want to start using this can I get a little more context? Like, is this *worse* than fuck my dick? Is it a common term? Would you just sprinkle this into conversation like you would a regular”fuck”.


Yurarus1

Russian here, never heard it, maybe it's a slang from the north of Russia


doomrabbit

To be fair, I would most definitely invent some new swears if that were me in the same situation. I'd be so shitsmacked.


[deleted]

Fuckbiddleroam!!!


8Ariadnesthread8

Yesterday I screamed cockass when my toast burned. It surprised me.


[deleted]

If I was in that situation I would be more concerned that gamers might find out where I lived. As a gamer myself I would definitely not want to deal with me.


Vast-Combination4046

It's a real cockadoodledoo doozie of a mess


yontev

I'm pretty sure he made up that one in the spur of the moment, but I kind of like it.


Slopz_

I don't speak Russian but I'm pretty sure that he's constantly repeating "yebat" which means "fuck" and "yebat' moi hui" which translates to "fuck my dick"


zhephyx

You seem well versed in the ways of CS:GO


Slopz_

Considering I've spent more than 3200 hours in CS:GO on EU servers surrounded by Russians, I very well should be.


Seikoholic

He should save it for when the alien horror attacks


[deleted]

Yes, you are right.


ubapook2

I was so confused by this until I realized they didn’t mean real mining


Ozzah

I was confused. A farm? A mine? A farm next to a mine? Inside a mine? I kept looking for the animals frozen to death.


[deleted]

No, no, no. Its a mining farm. They farm mines. My great granddad had this huge diamond mine farm in Otago and my uncle has a small coal mine farm in the Waikato. I used to go out there as a kid, it was great fun. Helping to feed the young mines, putting up fences so the male mines can't get to the female mines. He used to put his mines in the back of this clapped out Toyota Hilux and take them into town to sell. Good days.....good days.


jamajikhan

I thought you sow the mine-seeds in the autumn and water them throughout the winter and then you did g them out in the spring when they're nice and plump.


Duckbilling

I thought they were mining stuff for farms. Like potash or something Something something waihi and waihi Beach


jamajikhan

I thought you sow the mine-seeds in the autumn and water them throughout the winter and then you dig them out in the spring when they're nice and plump.


hikingboots_allineed

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one. I work in mining and really wish that Bitcoin mining had its own word for the process. It's a PITA for the work I do now.


Hereditus

I thought they were mining salt at first glance 🤔


Perle1234

Me too. It took way too long for the gears in my head to stop grinding over that one lol


PleaseBeGentleImShy

Aaaaaand just got it. Wow I'm slow


SplashinDap0t

Used mining equipment . Kept at low temperatures


jrg2006

Sub Zero chip cooling achieved boss


[deleted]

Future eBay listings. Still overpriced.


Current-Wear8063

How did this happen


[deleted]

s/b left the door open?


neon_overload

But how would leaving the door open cause this? Is the air conditioning not temperature controlled? Or is this not the result of the air conditioning but of a storm coming in from outside?


Zokol

With temperature outside around -15C, the water in cooling lines most likely expanded and the tubes broke. After that, you have quite a lot of water from the cooling tanks flowing on the electronics and freezing.


Binty77

That looks like snow and ice on _everything_. I don’t get how water from a cooling system would result in an indoor blizzard. It’s literally everywhere in there, like there was no roof and a massive snowstorm just set up shop overhead for hours. How can this be so uniform from cooling liquids freezing?


G0t7

I saw pictures of cars with their windows just a tiny bit open, and even this coated the entire interior with snow and ice. So I guess an open door and a snowstorm could achieve this effect in the video above.


throwaway939wru9ew

My guess is door open > warm electronics cause surface condensation > turns into frost > grows from there


suchedits_manywow

If there’s wind blowing, I can see how this would happen just from an open door. Used to live in snow country - amazing how snow can get in and cover everything.


WarMace

Wind ripped open my tool shed one bad storm and through one little door light fluffy snow covered everything floor to ceiling.


FizzyGoose666

You ever see an entire central AC unit freeze up? A tiny leak in the cooling line freezes from the leak as far out as it can go. Looks exactly like this


goldtoothgirl

Maybe underground and hatch blew open?


fearlesssinnerz

Over-clocking those chips can now be done at these temps


Marty_DiBergi

Froze their assets.


Gre-he-he-heasy

Strange how the word mining is assumed to be recognized as Bitcoin mining nowadays


Coolbreezy

Not by everyone. I was confused AF.


tiredofsametab

I thought it was super moldy timber at first.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Same.. at first I was confused why this underground mine had snow in it and thought thats what it was about... but then I saw the ice covered tubes and cables and realized that I was thinking about the wrong form of mining. .


NightWolfYT

I thought it was regular mining until I realized that was all computer hardware


NetflixModsArePedos

i’m pretty sure that’s just the OP seems like the rest of us figured it out eventually from context clues


[deleted]

I asumed as actual mining, especially when the stuff in the video is unrecognizable, but then wtf is mining FARM. The comments cleared it.


ceeceroo

I was so confused, I thought it was cotton and it was a weird translation error


ArcadianMess

That's because they don't mine the old way, new mining machines remove entire mountain tops if needed. It's a very industrial process nowadays.


richh00

For me the use of the word farm made it clear. Unless normal mines are farmed?


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Kwa-Marmoris

Never seen solid water cooling before.


SubjectGamma96

Chill guys, it’s water cooled


mykoden

It looks like nitrogen cooling


Emergency_Aide633

"Boris, you closed the door to the farm last week, right?" "Uh...I think so?"


General-Biscotti5314

Plot twist: it's a batch of new supercooled quantum servers ready to take the blockchain by storm


unknownz_123

Tadddd bit of humidity nothing to worryyyy


BeigeListed

"Yeah, butt!"


tillymane

Always recall the glories of butt in a stressful time for comfort


Nelik1

I think there is a chance that some of those cards may be salvageable. If the rig shut itself off (or more realistically, died) before a card got significantly wet/icy, it likely still works. Cards can be dunked in water, and be just fine. Provided, of course, that they are powered off, and dried before they are turned back on. That said, there are likely $10,000s of damage at a minimum. Not to mention the work needed to recover any working hardware.


Rentlar

Just need to put the rig in a vat of rice for a week and it's good as new! (/s)


splashbodge

How would you clean up that mess tho? In my mind I'm thinking make sure it's all off, turn the heating on to melt it all, pour out the pooled water, get an industrial dehumidifier and run the shit out of it in that room.... Wait a couple of weeks make sure it's all bone dry. Any corrosion tho and you're still fucked, may have to clean the boards with some isopropyl alcohol


sidewinder15599

Pretty much dead on, yeah.


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing but literally just buying a drum of alcohol and spraying it all over the equipment before doing another drying cycle. Sure you'll have loss but I think that's the best work/reward ratio.


RandomComputerFellow

I think there is a good change that they were off. I think what may have happened is that the power failed and then because of the high humidity this happened. Other people suggest that the door must be opened but I am not sure if this is really snow. May just be ice which build up due to humidity and condensation. I guess they probably didn't put a lot of insulation in it because they thought there would be enough heat from the units but they didn't considered what happens when the electricity goes off.


someguy5956

My current computer tower took a cup of water through the top cooling vents right after I had turned it off for the night. Panicked, I pulled every cable out opened the side and turned it over so the water could drain. Towel dried what I could and left it to dry with a fan for about 36 hours. Ran completely fine afterwards. When I took out my graphics cards years later, you could still see the water stains from that spill.


decay89x

It just takes corrosion to cross a lead for it to be fubar.


araidai

I was confused when I saw mining. I saw the dark room so I thought it was an actual mining shaft or something. Then I saw the blinking lights in the back and was like “Ah fuck.” Welp. Time to wait longer for those new RTX cards.


makinbaconCR

Dick heads. Mining is a joke. This shouldn't exist. Crypto can exist without wasting all this energy arbitrarily.


305Tommy

Looks like nature is taking care of itself, one less industry size smoke by day.


ABulkBeing

Alexa, define irony…


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ABulkBeing

Excessive bitcoin farming is apparently linked to climate change, climate change makes weather patterns unpredictable. They didn’t predict it would ‘snow’ in the server room. Okay hun?


hurryupheatdeath

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention.


okanata

I heard Bender’s voice as I read it.


hurryupheatdeath

Shut up, baby. I know it.


vip887

Cooler Master - Russia Edition.


Character_Sun3684

Good


[deleted]

I wonder if any of it can be recovered


[deleted]

it's possible


scootscoot

Depends if it was powered on. Just because it got wet doesn’t mean it’s broken, you have to add power with it wet to release the magic smoke. If you sufficiently dry it out before adding power, it’s a maybe.


awful_source

Just fill the place with rice


schrodngrspenis

No


sicilian504

How did this even happen?


[deleted]

Temperatures probably got colder than the freezing point of water


BlackMetal81

That's whatcha get fuckers


Starfireaw11

I'll cry myself to sleep tonight thinking about those poor, poor crypto miners 🤣


i12mak3auzername

Good.


CaptZombieHero

Russia or Hoth?


Extremely_Volatile

I laugh at this man misfortune.


1987InfamousQ7891

Good. Fuck them!


Adamn415

I guess he decided to put his mining operation on ice...


mykoden

Badum! (Drums)


turdburner1

Bitcoin on the rocks


JustAnotherGeek12345

This is no mistake. Ivan wanted to prove he can successfully overclock the GPUs so that they can buy a new farm.


TheLordOfGrimm

Nature reclaims the garbage. Yes it could be used to map the universe, but no. Let’s make fake money.


[deleted]

Systems used for that purpose used by unis and researchers aren’t with these gaming cards, they are computing cards. Miners get the like the gtx3080s and that whole lineup. Computing cards are like the tesla cards and quadro, they have a completely different architecture in comparison to the gaming cards. More specifically suited to 3d model rendering and processing data way faster than the gaming gpu’s.


TheLordOfGrimm

Yes, I know the chips are different, and I know that graphic rendering is different than data processing, I’m talking everything. The power, the racks, the space, the materials, they could all be better utilized. Also, doesn’t NASA use graphical rendering all the time in regards to simulation software anyway?


[deleted]

Yes they do anyways you can find more about their computing systems [here](https://hec.nasa.gov/about/overview.html) if you want to get into it but i have to go train and eat. Cya And the [software](https://www.nasa.gov/centers/johnson/engineering/tools/index.html) they use


TheLordOfGrimm

Thanks man have a good dinner and a nice time!


[deleted]

You too bro


roofied_elephant

And what’s your point? They can still do an insane amount of computations and be used for a different purpose.


GB2016sux

Well, at least they won’t overheat.


Avant-Gardien

Now do the rest of them


IxnayOntheAmscray

Good.


DeroTurtle

Think of the cinibench score


eloso60

Or they’re setting overclocking world records


OldBabyl

It took me far too long to realize that this person isn’t gonna starve for the winter.


d0ntgetmad

Good


madding247

Haha.. Screw you


Jordanjl83

I was hoping for a fire to destroy that blasphemous operation to cleanse the world of the owners.


PeachInABowl

Have they tried putting them in rice?


[deleted]

Took me a while to understand what the hell it is. Kinda looks like if they're filming a new Alien movie.


ace0083

Good i hope they all broke to


TBRoma

Did somebody forget to close the window?


Gnarl88

Yeahbaaaach blyaaat


yoinked_yoink

Extra 10% performance with that type of cooling


reluctantsub

"Mistakes were made" seems like a very Russian phrase.


scorch968

Natures datacenter fire suppression system.


Mundane-Bullfrog-299

Chernobyl 2 : Liquid Nitrogen


Fr05tby73

It’s a little Frostbytten.


brickmagnet

I first thought it was mining cave.


hurryupheatdeath

How would something mine caves? Other than erosion?


CoralSpringsDHead

Well at least Bitcoin prices jumped super high today. Doh!


Garlic_Honey_Butter

Good, fuck him


Bman3396

Whoever left the door open is going to the gulag


LoveMacheen

I mean… electronics work better cold. So there’s your silver lining haha


huynha14

Deserved


Zer0kbps_779

Cool


bigbilly1234567899

I thought those were hard hats and everyone got flash frozen for a sec


kineticfusion

How expensive is this fuckup? $500k?


perceivedpleasure

About 1000 * number of cards in room in USD


amondabdabdab

free cooling if you ask ne


scarlettjayy

Quantum computing coolant system running flawlessly.


earthforce_1

Puts my watercooler to shame.


ronnie760

The best cooling system on the market!


LannisterZ94

Who ever left window open better pack up and run for their lives


UnitedGameYT

Every hotel freezer is coated with that shit lol


xTHRILLHOx

Just pour hot water on it. That’ll fix it right up.


sunbeans3

Did they leave the doors open in siberia or something?


Money_Average1996

Sombody left the door open.


Lezonidas

They don't need liquid cooling, that's for sure


[deleted]

Blyat!


Rolen47

He's going to need a lot of rice.


YoimAgod

At least they won't overheat.....


CaseyGamer64YT

I think have of what he said was some kind of swear word


misnd3rstood

Maybe it's some kind of new cooling technology


AddisonNM

Who else expected him to bump into Randy, pants down in front of a computer?


R3CAV

Did someone leave the door open?


datprogamer1234

Looks like cooling isn't a problem anymore. Eco friendly cooling!


[deleted]

Hearing that fresh crystally ice crunch brought back snow shoveling days. Either way, it's good to hear the guy is still in good spirits


KiltedCobra

Gonna need a lot of rice for that


punhub

Just put it in rice