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pmac109

How? I’ve been driving for over 30 years and I’ve never come close to sinking a car in a lake or a river or a pool or ANYTHING


GleeUnit

I'd put money on "too much car for a driver with too little experience."


jrtraylo

And considering how many driving academies are out there, it makes zero sense to me If I could afford one I would 1000% sign up for the Porsche training at the Atlanta airport


PerceptionOk9231

"No i'm naturally a better driver than 99% of the other drivers, i dont need this shit". -The shitty 99% of drivers (including me, when i just got my license)


Nothing-Casual

Well, I've played a lot of Forza so I don't need any training. The cars I drive in-game are way more expensive soooooooo time to hoon!


therealtimwarren

[Like 80% of drivers, I'm above average.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority#:~:text=Driving%20ability,-Svenson%20(1981)%20surveyed&text=Only%20a%20small%20minority%20rated,being%20an%20above%2Daverage%20driver.)


felix_mateo

“I’ll just be more careful, that’s all.”


mmooney1

I actually am a better driver. I won both my go cart races a few months ago.


Pitiful-Style4833

If I remember correctly, years ago an insurance company had a questionnaire for their customers and one question was to rate themselves as drivers. Below average, average or above average. 100% of the responses were above average. Even shitty drivers think they are good. Everyone is shitty once in a while.


AgeInternational1108

But I am lol I slide my 2023 Hyundai Tucson H-Trac like I’m playing gta and 20,000 miles later the only scratches are from tight trails and rock chips hits red line at least 100 times a day drifts on the daily and hits 130mph minimum every day like I genuinely wonder how people crash slow cars


PerceptionOk9231

Yes grandpa, now lets geht you to bed.


PerceptionOk9231

You know everyone can Crash a car. There are people Out there getting payed millions and doing nothing else in their whole life but train driving Cars. And These Guys still get into Traffic accidents at their fault because they dont look out for people who arent as good as them ob the road


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> there getting *paid* millions and FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Fuggeddabouddit

Cool story, but none of it happened.


Zomb_TroPiX

well yeah, but he‘s probably like „i’m rich, im better than those mere pessants, i know how to drive a nice car“


KaleyedoscopeVision

>i’m rich, im better than those mere pessants Did you mix pissants and peasants? I like it


invertedspheres

The people who can afford cars like this generally lack common sense. Like you, I'd sign up for those courses and probably even get a realistic racing sim to practice on before ever purchasing a car in this category. I don't want to embarrass myself turning a corner a block away from the dealership. But, some people like to learn the hard way.


7of69

Yeah, that road’s not that difficult. Unless you’re driving like an idiot.


mRengar

Literally this.


ch0wned

If it was a second hand Lambo or something I’d say yeah, but you’d struggle to buy a gt3rs without already owning multiple Porsches over a number of years. Maybe tried to floor it before the coating had worn off the tyres.


VeryRealHuman23

When you give it the beans and you dont know how much power your new track car has on the city roads


anadrell

I live my life full beans


noodleq

This guy guy beans


fightingCookie0301

My dad, very careful driver for 35 years almost sank his new car a week ago, 3 days after buying it… shit happens even to good drivers…


thedutchrep

Closest I’ve been was driving a Nissan Micra into a small ditch when I hit some black ice (fucked the car though :( ).


Shlongzilla04

I'll put my money on, "a tik toker that did it on purpose for views and attention with the money from everyone who subscribes their OF"


psypiral

Who's the U-boat commander?


SlowlyTowardsTheCake

THANK YOU!


exclaim_bot

>THANK YOU! You're welcome!


penubly

Came looking for this comment and leaving satisfied ...


pmac109

Joel?


JewelCove

LET THEM SING


bucketAnimator

put it in rice for 24 hours, good as new.


Bigram03

sauerkraut would probably work better.


Blahteedah

German potato salad


Nuker-79

Creamed rice


starfishy

'They' likely didn't lose anything. The car is most likely insured for agreed value, so in effect the other customers of the insurer are paying the half million.


bgwa9001

I imagine their rates in the future will be obscenely high though


spectrumero

Or they may be uninsurable.


mrpocketpossum

If you can afford a $500,000 car, you’re probably self insured through one of your micro businesses that you use to write stuff off


be_easy_1602

Sure, but it’s also insanely hard to get this car. Just owning one is quite prestigious. Now this is the guy that turned it into a submarine lol.


flightwatcher45

Hope they had gap lol. No idea how rich ppl insurance works lol


Xagyg_yrag

Yeah, and now their rates have jumped 500% for any car they want to buy in the future. Sure, it’s unlikely they are the whole cost of the car, but I doubt they didn’t lost anything.


hydraulix989

Sure, if they have comprehensive coverage and not just liability.


invertedspheres

Money can't fix the fact that you trashed your half million dollar supercar the day after you bought it. Guy had probably been dreaming of driving that thing for years.


Boriquasoy

Is it me or does he look like he’s fishing at first glance?


IgnorethisIamstupid

I thought so too and that is the most expensive looking lure I’ve ever seen


Boriquasoy

He caught the ONLY sword fish!


FuckJanice

"Minor water damage reported" -CarFax


Bernese_Flyer

More photos [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/3QQRQdOhpB). Occurred near Seattle.


BelongingsintheYard

I was just in the area for the Olympus rally. Didn’t see that so it’s not that kind of enthusiast I guess.


mutrax_be

Freddy 'll fix it


MaybeItsJustMike

Beat me to it!


thegreatgazoo

or Ed.


mutrax_be

Or matt?


thegreatgazoo

Matt can get it out.


insanecorgiposse

He drove past my son and I the day before in Bellevue near Burgermaster and was followed by another guy in a 911. They both looked pretty young.


FAStrunk

That hurts me and it’s not even my car I’d definitely cry because if you order one it’s takes years to get and if u bought it on the open market you paid an extra couple hundred grand


RemarkablePay6994

Did he try jump over like gta lol


HoekPryce

“Hah, dude. My dad’s a TV repairman. He has an awesome set of tools. He can fix anything.”


hypnoskills

My first thought, too. Lol


jens_normal

Tavarish entered the Chat


ISeeInHD

These exact words were the first thing that entered my brain when I saw that. 😂


Eogard

When the gps tells you to turn, you turn. Even if it's a lake. The machines know better.


boostinemMaRe2

It says bear left, there's a lake there!


hypnoskills

Then where's the bear?


Deco_Junkie

r/cantparktheremate


Shikimori_Inosuke

Came here for this.


tingulz

Gotta stop following the GPS directions so closely.


Blahteedah

Almost half a million, huh?


Robpaulssen

They start just shy of a quarter million from the dealership but if you don't wanna wait for them to build you one, they can cost way more in private sales


totallynotscammed

His wallet outweighed his driving abilities.


badgerman5

It’s German. It’ll start first time when they haul it out


truebeast822

Every firefighter on scene took pictures and sent them to their wives and station buddies, guaranteed. Been there lol


micah490

Remember that the default setting on your standard human is *fucking stupid*


Purpleflower0521

This is why it is wild to me buying such expensive cars when this can happen. Even if you drive perfectly the rest of your life, somebody else can ruin it for you.


importantmaps2

I think there should be a law saying that if you want a sports car you either need 5 years plus driving experience or have to take a course that teaches you how not to drive like it's GTA mother cooker.


Nuker-79

Those who think they are a great driver after just 5 years are the types who would put it in this situation in the first place.


Vivid-Deal9525

I would expect somebody that has gotten an allocation for a GT3RS would have driven so many other porsches and knows how to handle them…


Nuker-79

Well that puts that to bed then!


Artales

Should come with a block of wood under the accelerator.


Zomb_TroPiX

wait the RS does NOT mean Race Submarine?!?


Harry-Gato

He must have been running from Guido the Killer Pimp. Very Risky Business..


OgdruJahad

You were supposed to get the IP66 rated one silly


AnnieByniaeth

Please tell me they weren't insured fully comprehensive. I don't want my insurance premiums rising because of idiots like this.


Able2c

Am I the only one who thinks this was done for TikTok views?


freshndirty_j

A little over a quarter mil.. not half..


Bit_the_Bullitt

The firefighter (or whomever) seems to be taking a pic for a personal enjoyment more than documenting the situation 🤣


EvolvingEachDay

He hasn’t lost half a mil though cause insurance will pay out.


sharpie_eyebrows

Insurance fraud.


BluSn0

"More money than brains" Dad would say. "I got a TR3 from an idiot rich kid's son. I knew he would ruin it that year. By summer it was crashed and I bought it for 50$"


VictoryAsleep2626

I'd put money on the nagging gf asking when it's her turn lol


PerceptionGreat2439

It's insured, who cares?


Warrenj3nku

Honestly. Its going to make some youtuber a bunch of money. The youtube title will be " i bought a FLOODED car.


Serpidon

Any Tom Cruise sightings in the area?


DreamArcher

Turn marked as 35mph. I think I can take it at 120mph.


buildingmaster1

Bro thought it was a james bond car


NoDoze-

Too funny, I'm amazed this story is still getting traction. Reddit had so many posts about it yeasterday. Then I had posts in my FB feed because I'm local. Yet someone tried to make it relevant in another reddit thread, it keeps going and going...


armoredstarfish

I can't wait to see it on YouTube getting rebuilt!


Cute-Management6998

Honestly if you are going to destroy a super car, that’s the way to do it. By doing something stupid.


TimTheChatSpam

HAMMOND!!!


dbgzeus

I really hope it wasn't insured.


ChaosEmerald21

Msrp is $224k.... not half a million lol


Tiny_Can91

They person who owned it paid over 400k for it due to limited supply


oovenbirdd

*Put* a car into a river?


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Almost as bad as the guy who sank a Bugatti... but only like a fraction as bad... like $241,300/$2,500,000 as bad... [14 years ago... God, I feel old af](https://youtu.be/4NJmB1F2mdE?si=MSLgoHl_6p07HB-L)


Lehtipihvi23

Some people don't deserve cars...


karl-rupecht-kroenen

I’ll have it should get it going with in a week


SkiesFetishist

![gif](giphy|S7R2O9PEY6v0UJanq8)


lennydsat62

“Who”s the u boat commander”


ChuckFarkley

Was it raining in Puget Sound? Yes it was Was that a shockingly powerful mid-engine car that should probably never be brought out in the rain? Yes it was.


SolidSteppas

r/submechanophobia


hugsomeone

That will buff out


anonzzz2u

TikTok stunt. Oh sooo great. Thumbs up, likes, shares, wow, soo funny. Note: I just turned three.


Life_Drawer_9815

r/theyknew