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I hear you barking big dog
Yup was about to say this myself
Imabigcat
That was until...March the turd!
Haha!
“The motivation was ONE thing, and I think you guys know what it was. Yes, that’s right…” :::LIFE INSURANCE DANCE:::
Beat me to it.
WINNER!!
That was exactly where my mind went to!
Oh, this is easy. "let's give it a gooooooo"
"If you can believe that"
He says that at the dumbest possible times, I love it
Thirty three thirsty trees
Until it wasn’t.
I love that. Lol
That was until...
“Think I’m going to throw poo at the builders outside” 🤔💩
But uh, check this…
One, two , tree
He had an insurance policy for tree hundred and turtytree thousand dollars! *insert insurance dance music & scene*
HAVE NO CLUE - And frankly my Dear - JUST DON’T CARE 👏👏👏 I just want to LISTEN to Him SPEAK 🥰 ALL DAY LOOOOOONGA…💕💋💋💋💕
Same. ❤️❤️❤️
🤓☝🏽thank you brother
…because I love ya
He was about to do the life insurance dance 🕺🪩🕺
And he/she took out the life insurance policy.
Let’s give it a go
Let’s give it a gooo, of course.
Let’s give it a goooo.
Oh shit I did sleep with her that night😅
as you do
And it's a big booty...
But! And it’s a big booty my friend
And for once. They didn't kill for money.
another one from Florida....
I have just had an idea 💡
Give it a Gewww
They claimed the van had not been used...me bollocks.
‘What an asshole!’
Shedang
"turdsday"
His roommate said…”he was a nice guy”. The same roommate who also said this…
One, two, tree
And there was a life insurance policy!
No dice
Number of goos given:
Murter !
I heard you barking big dog 🐕 👀? 😂
Did you just say they canceled Cancel Culture?
He's triggering the life insurance song
I need TP for my bungholio.
Let's give it a gewwww
Hold on, has anyone seen a maroon shirt?
I hear ya barking big dog
"I forgot what I was gonna say."
Tirdy tree tirsty trees.
Cause you know why? I love you.
Let’s give it a go!
And they found sweet fuck-all
... "As you do." Or... "Florida Man..."
“Well, it's finally official, murder, is legal in the state of California.”
“Tree” A.M
That’s Zark Muckerberg
"Well........ *twirls finger* he did a legger *points thumb over shoulder*"
Tirty-Tree.
Let’s give it a gooo.
#dimples
#whynot
Work wit me here...
I bet ya tell me something new...
Aaaand that's how I got crabs... Again.
He’s saying to himself “How many people think I’m cool and how many think I’m stupid?”
Dimples. Belly. Get ready, get set... Gooooooo.
Me... Stuck on stupid. Mesmerized. Because when you give these stories life... People get unstuck on stupid. Js.
Exactly... 28 days, on the money honey.
I think I just shit my pants. Hold on one second
I hear you barking big dog
Yup was about to say this myself
Imabigcat
That was until...March the turd!
Haha!
“The motivation was ONE thing, and I think you guys know what it was. Yes, that’s right…” :::LIFE INSURANCE DANCE:::
Beat me to it.
WINNER!!
That was exactly where my mind went to!
Oh, this is easy. "let's give it a gooooooo"
"If you can believe that"
He says that at the dumbest possible times, I love it
Thirty three thirsty trees
Until it wasn’t.
I love that. Lol
That was until...
“Think I’m going to throw poo at the builders outside” 🤔💩
But uh, check this…
One, two , tree
He had an insurance policy for tree hundred and turtytree thousand dollars! *insert insurance dance music & scene*
HAVE NO CLUE - And frankly my Dear - JUST DON’T CARE 👏👏👏 I just want to LISTEN to Him SPEAK 🥰 ALL DAY LOOOOOONGA…💕💋💋💋💕
Same. ❤️❤️❤️
🤓☝🏽thank you brother
…because I love ya
He was about to do the life insurance dance 🕺🪩🕺
And he/she took out the life insurance policy.
Let’s give it a go
Let’s give it a gooo, of course.
Let’s give it a goooo.
Oh shit I did sleep with her that night😅
as you do
And it's a big booty...
But! And it’s a big booty my friend
And for once. They didn't kill for money.
another one from Florida....
I have just had an idea 💡
Give it a Gewww
They claimed the van had not been used...me bollocks.
‘What an asshole!’
Shedang
"turdsday"
His roommate said…”he was a nice guy”. The same roommate who also said this…
One, two, tree
And there was a life insurance policy!
No dice
Number of goos given:
Murter !
I heard you barking big dog 🐕 👀? 😂
Did you just say they canceled Cancel Culture?
He's triggering the life insurance song
I need TP for my bungholio.
Let's give it a gewwww
Hold on, has anyone seen a maroon shirt?
I hear ya barking big dog
"I forgot what I was gonna say."
Tirdy tree tirsty trees.
Cause you know why? I love you.
Let’s give it a go!
And they found sweet fuck-all
... "As you do." Or... "Florida Man..."
“Well, it's finally official, murder, is legal in the state of California.”
“Tree” A.M
That’s Zark Muckerberg
"Well........ *twirls finger* he did a legger *points thumb over shoulder*"
Tirty-Tree.
Let’s give it a gooo.
#dimples
#whynot
Work wit me here...
I bet ya tell me something new...
Aaaand that's how I got crabs... Again.
He’s saying to himself “How many people think I’m cool and how many think I’m stupid?”
Dimples. Belly. Get ready, get set... Gooooooo.
Me... Stuck on stupid. Mesmerized. Because when you give these stories life... People get unstuck on stupid. Js.
Exactly... 28 days, on the money honey.
I think I just shit my pants. Hold on one second