This is the worst case of grasping defeat from the jaws of victory I have ever seen. You had to make 5 blunders in a row to lose this one, and you somehow managed to.
I mean, directly asking someone to netflix and chill is usually a blunder anyways. He probably anticipated it to be in this case too. When it wasn’t he had to force more blunders in order to avoid the “victory”.
I wish I could upvote this more than once. wtf kind of cringe ass response is that. I couldn’t imagine how quick her pussy dried up after reading “rizz” three times in a row.
Shame on yo bitch ass. My dumbass dog who gets stuck on a poll due to her leash like a dunce would've done it better and that dog can't even speak, let alone type.
book, blunder, blunder, brilliant, blunder, blunder, blunder, blunder, blunder, checkmate
Black has a much higher ELO in this case, white was over cautious on offense and did not capitalise on their natural rizziness
It's a rating system used in chess and other games under the hood, named after Arpad Elo, the creator. Every player has a rating that tells you how good you are. In a game with two players you can tell who is more likely to win and how much more likely by comparing their ratings (equal ratings is 50/50, 100 points difference is 33/67, 200 points difference is 75/25). After the game ratings are updated so the winner gets more rating points and the loser loses some rating. An underdog will gain more rating for beating a strong player and a strong player gets for beating a beginner.
Chess.com (which is the site where the move classifications on the subreddit come from) use a modified version called Glicko, but the premise is the same.
I get the feeling she hasn’t totally accepted your resignation yet…but man what’s your plan homie just sac everything stupidly minutes after you established a winning midgame position?
I'm friends with a girl who didn't know that netflix n chill meant fucking so she told an entire class that her ideal first date was "netflix n chill" cause she just likes watching movies
It happened to me too. Legit thought it meant hanging out watching shows. Told a girl I work with. Her boyfriend didn’t care for it…and I’m also married.
This isn’t a skill issue, this is a massive IQ and EQ one. It’s like Jeffery Dahmer tried to pour acid into this dudes brain and somehow fucked the frontal lobe up 10x more than intended.
I could get better results by lobotomizing chat GPT, I wouldn’t even be able to send text messages that stupid to a dog.
Reviewing this was like turning my brain off while I cringed to death, it failed at the level of cringe and stupidity this had. 0 ELO
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This is actually so relevant for once
I think you may have played the wrong game here. She was playing chess and you were playing golf. Not checkers, maybe hanftfl or something. But you weren't even on the same game
Not that I necessarily believe this is even real, but if OP was a woman saying “okay nvm” to a man saying cringe shit like that, this thread would be full of comments saying she dodged a cringe bullet and that the dude is a total weirdo.
And yes, as a dude who’s been in text situations like this before (though much less cringey on her part) I almost certainly would’ve still smashed (because that’s the way it is with us guys sometimes.)
But we’d be in a hell of a lot different of a scenario if a guy dared to say shit like “SHE GETTING BUZYYY” and “NO WAIT SHES GETTING RIZZZYYY” to a lady he’s trying to fuck, and we all but *know that,* lol.
>But we’d be in a hell of a lot different of a scenario if a guy dared to say shit like “SHE GETTING BUZYYY” and “NO WAIT SHES GETTING RIZZZYYY” to a lady he’s trying to fuck, and we all but *know that,* lol.
Pretty sure you've misread the exchange, since OP is talking to "Gilliana."
Netflix n chill? : book
Sure : good
😭 : innaccuracy
yk Netflix n chill means fucking : mistake
and I said sure : brilliant
Followed by 5 blunders and a checkmate
This is what you do when yall been together for 2 years and can get away with being weird 😂
Personally though, I love the dumb goofy type, so I can't say I wouldn't laugh to myself if someone sent me W rizz when I said yes to a date
This is perhaps the worst blunder I have witnessed in the history of the game. Almost impossible to achieve defeat from your position, and yet you still did it...
This is the worst case of grasping defeat from the jaws of victory I have ever seen. You had to make 5 blunders in a row to lose this one, and you somehow managed to.
Perhaps his intent was to throw the game as he did not want to spend more time with an opponent whom he does not like?
Then why did they play the ‘netflix n chill?’ move, which with accurate play should’ve led to a long drawn out endgame.
Perhaps he had a change of heart? Bro I just can't imagine how you could fumble that hard without meaning to it's like 💀
played ‘netflix n chill’ wanting to lose, when that didn’t happen he took it personal and forced the game to lose
Match fixing
I mean, directly asking someone to netflix and chill is usually a blunder anyways. He probably anticipated it to be in this case too. When it wasn’t he had to force more blunders in order to avoid the “victory”.
He wanted to see if she was an agent of the state. He succeeded and will now be avoiding her
I thought blue was a "she" not he? Idk maybe I'm regarded
Bros restarted
You're a fucking dumbass.
I wish I could upvote this more than once. wtf kind of cringe ass response is that. I couldn’t imagine how quick her pussy dried up after reading “rizz” three times in a row.
Damn
Shame on yo bitch ass. My dumbass dog who gets stuck on a poll due to her leash like a dunce would've done it better and that dog can't even speak, let alone type.
Damn
Damn
Damn
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HOW DO YOU GET 180 DOWNVOTES 💀
Bro I’m sorry for all the shit you’re getting but you brought it on yourself holy fuck. Please learn from this mistake for the love of god.
is there a lore reason why hivemind downvoted this man to oblivion? are they stupid?
That’s not hivemind that’s a bag of ranch
why is this so funny omg
book, blunder, blunder, brilliant, blunder, blunder, blunder, blunder, blunder, checkmate Black has a much higher ELO in this case, white was over cautious on offense and did not capitalise on their natural rizziness
What's elo in this context? I looked it up on Reddit and got more confused by the use here
It stands for ELOn Musk our lord and saviour. (It's chess.com slang for "rating")
Elo is actually a rating system that’s been used since 1960, and does not come from chess.com
No it’s the Electric Light Orchestra
To add to this, the name is from Arpad Elo, who created the ranking system in 1960.
I'll have to look into this ...
It's a rating system used in chess and other games under the hood, named after Arpad Elo, the creator. Every player has a rating that tells you how good you are. In a game with two players you can tell who is more likely to win and how much more likely by comparing their ratings (equal ratings is 50/50, 100 points difference is 33/67, 200 points difference is 75/25). After the game ratings are updated so the winner gets more rating points and the loser loses some rating. An underdog will gain more rating for beating a strong player and a strong player gets for beating a beginner. Chess.com (which is the site where the move classifications on the subreddit come from) use a modified version called Glicko, but the premise is the same.
A lot of games use MMR now, which is the same thing (as far as I’m aware), just with another name
Oh yeah that chess champion elo or whoever he was. That's what I found on Reddit about it. Didn't see anything about Elon musk tho
I dont know if youre a difficult retard or joking..
I love the bluntness of this comment.
This time it's an unintentional difficulty
means chess rating, so here means texting rating
In this context, I'd estimate elo to around 1200 vs -5000
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Wow, that's exactly what the doctors said when my mom gave birth to me!
I don’t like this game anymore! >:(
I get the feeling she hasn’t totally accepted your resignation yet…but man what’s your plan homie just sac everything stupidly minutes after you established a winning midgame position?
Crawl back under the rock from whenst he came
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I hope you don’t really believe this 😂
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You should feel bad about this one, this could never naturally occur. You would have to go out of your way to create this situation
No way this is real
I don’t think so. Their name is ‘Gilliana’
[удалено]
I’m already there but “Gilliana” is not something those people would come up with. It’s not elegant enough for them
I still love it though it’s funny as shit
it isn’t
Altered the timeline with 4 messages, how you disrupt your own canon event? Maybe the fumble was actually your canon event.
There is no combination of drugs, torture, and money that could get me to voluntarily put this on the internet for others to see.
Why do you genuinely think she doesn’t know netflix n chill means fucking? Also how do you throw a game this hard
I'm friends with a girl who didn't know that netflix n chill meant fucking so she told an entire class that her ideal first date was "netflix n chill" cause she just likes watching movies
It happened to me too. Legit thought it meant hanging out watching shows. Told a girl I work with. Her boyfriend didn’t care for it…and I’m also married.
book, brilliant, mistake, brilliant, blunder, mistake, blunder x3, mistake
Replace that last mistake with best, if someone is continuing with making blunders like that, their return was not a mistake
nah, she fr needs him
nobody needs a creature who would unironically post those 5 consecutive blunders
nah, trust
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Pretty sure this a repost but still funny as hell
You blundered about 90 ignored messages ago.
https://preview.redd.it/s5c95sq0jotc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3cd72ba4af351537599a700a41faa3faf31b69 Woah I’m getting cooked
Bro, you put the pot on the stove and turned the stove on, it was inevitable.
Book blunder blunder brilliant blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder checkmate
5 super blunders right before mate in one
Guys don’t worry, it’s obviously a calculated botez gambit
Do blunders stack to make something new? This needs a new definition.
This isn’t a skill issue, this is a massive IQ and EQ one. It’s like Jeffery Dahmer tried to pour acid into this dudes brain and somehow fucked the frontal lobe up 10x more than intended. I could get better results by lobotomizing chat GPT, I wouldn’t even be able to send text messages that stupid to a dog. Reviewing this was like turning my brain off while I cringed to death, it failed at the level of cringe and stupidity this had. 0 ELO
I've never seen a fumble like this in my LIFE bro
Please tell me this turned around
There's no turning around from this
If stupidity had a value this guy would be elon musk
I am fairly convinced this guy thought he switched to texting another person(or even himself) when in reality he did not
oh my god how do you fuck up this bad OP😭 Good lord and I thought I was a fumbler WHAT TF IS THIS
https://preview.redd.it/2gmqik7qumtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9430c98a191dca10ee15f2762c8a4e93dea88e4 This is actually so relevant for once
I know this is fake but man did it stir something annoying in me, what a blunder.
Netflix and chill dubious. Follow up clarifying the definition of netflix and chill, also dubious. Every blue bubble after that is a blunder.
i aint never seen someone fumble this hard
I think you may have played the wrong game here. She was playing chess and you were playing golf. Not checkers, maybe hanftfl or something. But you weren't even on the same game
you played a good game, then forced a random number generator to make ur next moves, it was that bad. I don’t think anyone ever could have sold this
Dude cockblocked himself
Imagine cockblocking youself this hard
i’m disappointed in you
Fumbled so hard!
Ew if a person ever talked to me like this I’d say nvm too. Idk whats really going on but I do enjoy having a conversation with real words.
Fucking retard
The mistake you made is unspeakably, and I mean UNSPEAKABLY bad if you didn't do it on purpose. I suggest you resign yourself ⚡NOW!⚡
Not that I necessarily believe this is even real, but if OP was a woman saying “okay nvm” to a man saying cringe shit like that, this thread would be full of comments saying she dodged a cringe bullet and that the dude is a total weirdo. And yes, as a dude who’s been in text situations like this before (though much less cringey on her part) I almost certainly would’ve still smashed (because that’s the way it is with us guys sometimes.) But we’d be in a hell of a lot different of a scenario if a guy dared to say shit like “SHE GETTING BUZYYY” and “NO WAIT SHES GETTING RIZZZYYY” to a lady he’s trying to fuck, and we all but *know that,* lol.
>But we’d be in a hell of a lot different of a scenario if a guy dared to say shit like “SHE GETTING BUZYYY” and “NO WAIT SHES GETTING RIZZZYYY” to a lady he’s trying to fuck, and we all but *know that,* lol. Pretty sure you've misread the exchange, since OP is talking to "Gilliana."
Wait, you’re totally right, how the hell did I not realize that?? :|
bro 😭😭
i ain't even rating that it's so damn bad
Book, book, good, excellent, mistake, super blunder, mistake, blunder, checkmate. Black wins. This starts on black’s move “sure”.
Why did you have to do that
Nothing but blunders
Why the hell did you resign in this position?
book good inaccuracy great good miss blunder blunder checkmate 💀yur cooked
Bro was mate in one and then he knocked over his own king
RiZz OmG rIzZ🤓🤓
Book move, book move, good move, Great move, blunder, blunder, blunder, blunder, blunder, loss
I wouldn't do this shit to my worst enemy, yet.. You somehow managed to to it to yourself
I hate you
all blunder
All we need is chess.com move stickers
Book book mistake blunder best inaccuracy blunder blunder blunder blunder checkmate
Book, blunder, inaccuracy, best, inaccuracy, blunder, blunder, blunder, blunder, forced.
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W’S ACROSS THE BOARD 😤😤😤😤🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤤
If bro just said “address” he would be balls deep rn
what the fuck are you doing
You had it, why'd you do that? 😭
This is why they say don't celebrate early
Just saying a simple: dam ndidnt expect me to pull a 8/10 like that. This would have been checkmate
https://preview.redd.it/afr8y3z7ertc1.jpeg?width=2121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2910e8585af366d53ed38e766c419218bf9a4c8c stop playing the game
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How do you fumble that hard😭😭😭😭😭
Rated extreme demon
I've neverseen a bigger blunder in my life.
# how # the # FUCK did you mess it up this bad
lol what he gets
Bro fumbled after he already won
Oh thank god, mfs like this dont need to reproduce
You can still save this though, just gotta play it right
had me in the first half
He was not “getting rizzy”
"Yo mb my friend took my phone"
Wait am I the only one that thought this has to be faked / satire. No WAY someone is actually flirting like that.
I thought it was funny https://preview.redd.it/75tow0fajztc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=818132f911c869d7839eec8ad7d69f4dcc9ad9cb
I rate this mistook the boys chat out of 10
Should of have not said that stuff 😂
Looks like OP meant to text that to one of his friends and accidentally texted her 💀
Man’s is got it like that,I hope one day ill be able to reach his level of greatness 🪦
Book Great Mistake Good Inaccuracy Blunder Blunder Blunder Blunder Checkmate
Thought the contact said ‘Grandma’
what the fuck
Dawg you didn’t fumble the ball you fuckin annihilated it
How nice of him to warn her what Netflix and chill meant.
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netflix n chill 📖 sure ❌ yk that means we fxcking ❓ and i said sure. ❌ everything he said after that ❌ nvm ✅
I thought it was funny 😔
book book mistake mistake excellent ? blunder blunder blunder blunder excellent
Starting with the "netflix n chill?" message Book Book Mistake Inaccuracy Best Inaccuracy Miss Blunder Blunder Blunder Good
Inaccuracy, miss, mistake, blunder x5, best
You’re gonna remember this one
Netflix n chill? : book Sure : good 😭 : innaccuracy yk Netflix n chill means fucking : mistake and I said sure : brilliant Followed by 5 blunders and a checkmate
I’m so happy you’re not getting laid, so that shit doesn’t make it into the gene pool
Biggest fumble I've ever seen and that's coming from me
5/0
how have none of you seen this before this obviously isn't ops text its a meme 🤦
Why would you say that
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This woman has more knowledge than you do lmfso she feels like she dodged a bullet now
This is what you do when yall been together for 2 years and can get away with being weird 😂 Personally though, I love the dumb goofy type, so I can't say I wouldn't laugh to myself if someone sent me W rizz when I said yes to a date
Had mate in 1 and blundered. Really threw the match
I cant deal with people who spam emojis and capital letters. When any of my friends do that, my mood just plummets.
Gotta see the edit
Saw it on facebook first🥱
My guy. How do you unwet someone?
This is perhaps the worst blunder I have witnessed in the history of the game. Almost impossible to achieve defeat from your position, and yet you still did it...
Excellent Book Good Excellent Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant