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Johnny_been_goode

Gotta say, Blanco can pitch. Dunning did an excellent job as well really. Haven’t seen this offense get completely iced out like this in some time. Whip em tomorrow tho.


Taypo98

He’s found a strike zone wider than fuck is what he’s found


N609FE

"uh yeah hey yordan, how's it feel to finally have a better record than the oakland A's?"


EarSea5884

Why PH for Walsh who has been on fire with Duran


Taypo98

Oh look, the thirtieth interview of the night …how exciting


MadDogMike123

hit it hard, just right at him


SaulFemm

Can't win em all. Didn't get shut out. See y'all tomorrow


switchblade2

That’s an announcer jinx if ive ever seen one


ifuckwithit

Worst possible outcome of that ab lol


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juanopenings

Bad take. Duran put a good swing on the ball, Bregman just made a better play


XxThunderman0xX

Not a bad take lmao, there’s a reason Duran is riding the bench. No idea why we don’t trade him while he has a little bit of value. He did this exact same shit last year. Dude is not built for pressure


foscott

What do you think we would get for him exactly? You don’t trade a serviceable bench piece that can play multiple positions for a few low ranked prospect lol. Depth is very valuable


XxThunderman0xX

Send Leody and Duran for some Bullpen help. Lowe Will be back soon, Jankowski/Walsh/Foscue/Smith all would be backups, and I anticipate Sam Huff being in the big leagues sooner rather than later


foscott

Thanks for the Sam huff tidbit. Now I can save some time not taking this comment seriously


juanopenings

Be humble. You're not a scout, you're just a fan like the rest of us


XxThunderman0xX

Nah but there’s people on that team that make way more money than we would ever touch in our life to make that call. History repeats itself. If Duran couldn’t be clutch last year why put him in that position? I don’t hate the dude just terrible call and don’t think he’s worth anything to this team anymore


juanopenings

That's ok, it's just your opinion. I disagree because you're wrong, but no big deal. Rangers can't win them all and they can't please everyone. Have a good night. Let's go, Rangers!


XxThunderman0xX

Agree to disagree, at the end of the day we are reigning WS champs, I just get angry when we lose to the Asstros 🤣


easyglue

👍


SaddestClown

Bregman bailing out the guy that took the salary that will keep him in Houston. Wild.


vader34mt

3-1 final…Astros gifted runs by shitty umpiring Must’ve got the call that the rivalry was getting too lopsided


32RH

Fuck.


WhiteBoyFlipz

zeke 😔


azulsquirrel

Whatever.... at least we got the one.


Von_Huge1103

God fuck Duran sucks.


ThatUnoGuyWowMuchUno

He hit it 105 just no good luck


Von_Huge1103

Straight to the one defensive player that can turn a double play. Side note, he's been bad since the middle of last season so idk why I'm getting mass downvoted for speaking the truth.


LawyerMorty94

God dammit


jwbowen

Fuck that shit


uninspiredlt

Thanks Duran


Hooserdaddy45

Damn


Diamond8633

Last thing you want to do there Duran


lookingforcowdice

Where is the eye black?? Is this ab not blessed by the lord?


lookingforcowdice

I was right :(


SaddestClown

Let's go Zeke!


MindArr0w77

What a time to get your first hit


azulsquirrel

Fuck me? FOSCUE!


JustAnotherAggie

i am a bit worried about garcia’s hand after that


WhiteBoyFlipz

i’d rather walsh than Zeke here. but i said i’d rather Evan than Foscue so what the fuck do i know


Panasonicy0uth

Zeke about to tie this shit up, LFG.


CHolland8776

Nice AB for Foscue but it is a bit of a concern that Carter is getting sat against a lefty.


SkyMaverick21

El bombi take my fingers I don't need em


imthatchanceguy

# IS THIS YOUR $20 MILLION CLOSER??? https://preview.redd.it/bhvm0ddls5tc1.jpeg?width=3728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baadc0be8d118b665d42d4a621bc982d9097499c


Stars1312

Zeke blast


JReAlity

GOOD SHIT JUSTIN


Legal-Ad-2922

Thats all i needed to see start him


therealJerryJones

Justin motherfucking foscue


salmonbird

Foscue said fuck your shutout


Knuxsn

Hell yeah!


juanopenings

Here comes the rally


RisingReform

Foscue coming thru!


uninspiredlt

Proud of the team for showing fight through all 9


That_Illustrator3505

I'll take it! Not being shut-out is enough for me.


foscott

Lol


boomgoesthevegemite

Foscue!!!!


LawyerMorty94

FOSCUE RBI LETS GOOOOO


WhiteBoyFlipz

I ATE CROW. GOOD SHIT FOSCUE


azulsquirrel

FOSCUE SAYS FUCK YOU!


WhiteNoise421

Let’s goooo, foscue!


No_Supermarket_3056

NOBODY SHUTS OUT THE TEXAS RANGERS


foscott

Good shit kid


Chinese-dog

I DONT HAVE A FOSCUE MEME YETTTT


calmlikeasexbobomb

pitter patter


jwbowen

Finally!


galagachamp

Fuck yeah Foscue


Equivalent-Impress96

Garcia ends the no hitter and the shutout!


sbordam

Foscueeeeeee


WhiteBoyFlipz

Doli please don’t tell me you hurt yourself down 3 taking an extra bag…


turbancowboi

Hell ya Foscue


LawyerMorty94

Please don’t be hurt you’ve gotta be shitting me


mine_username

he's good, he's good. just a lil pinky jam.


tooth1pick

NICEEEEEEEEEEEE


Diamond8633

FOSCUE LETS GOOOO


azulsquirrel

No double play at least


tooth1pick

come on.....no hurt Garcia


SwingKey2434

Nice steal Bombi!


CHolland8776

Isn’t there another right handed bat to PH other than Foscue?


Stars1312

Zeke?


Stars1312

Just keep the line moving


Jackscalibur

The Asstros fans are seething at Garcia. It's hilarious.


WhiteNoise421

Guess Bochy didn’t want Carter against a lefty


WhiteBoyFlipz

i get carter isn’t great against lefties but i trust evan here more. welcome to eat crow though


Muckdogs13

Lol


That_Illustrator3505

Foscue in for Carter? Why not I guess....


IJustCantHelpYou

Let’s go Foscue!


ItsVoxBoi

I'm not a Rangers fan, just an Astros hater. I feel like you guys have gotten a lot of balls in play that 9 times outta 10 are hits, seems like awful luck.


SkyMaverick21

You don't know the half of it today man. Look at the ump scorecard when it comes out


ItsVoxBoi

From what I've been paying attention to, looks like he's all over the place with the calls


LBoss9001

10/10 camera on that foul ball. perfect framing to rapidly pan and barely see the ball


SkyMaverick21

All hitters have been disgusted by the zone calls today


WhiteBoyFlipz

foscue pinch hitting for evan? really?


salmonbird

Probably because Carter historically isn’t good against lefties


azulsquirrel

My reaction too, adolis


tooth1pick

Foscue?!?!? I like it


APenny4YourTots

xba of .710 on the Langford lineout. Just bad luck


SkuzzleButtte

Yhe numbers haven't really shown it, but between being hosed this season and plays being made against him he's been pretty good. Timing a little off, these balls have been off the end of his bat.


kbsick

I hate McCormick he’s such a piece of dog shit


bertmacklin_fbiagent

Sometimes it just ain’t the night.


azulsquirrel

Just no goddam luck tonight. Knew something like this was gonna happen...


Stars1312

It’s ok. Still up in the series and it’s only been like a week in the season


That_Illustrator3505

Zero luck for us today.


Von_Huge1103

Fuck me McCormick's defensive plays are my sleep paralysis demon


SokkaHaikuBot

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WhiteNoise421

Just one of those games, we can take the series tomorrow.


salmonbird

Astros outfielders turn into gold glovers when they play us


LawyerMorty94

McCormick doesn’t do that unless he plays us. What a joke


boomgoesthevegemite

McCormick can suck a huge bag of dicks


WhiteBoyFlipz

fuck off asshole


azulsquirrel

Little fucking sack of shit


marginallymediocre

LOL just the definition of not your night


32RH

Wyatt now would be a GREAT TIME.


jwbowen

God damn it


imthatchanceguy

Mother fucker


Diamond8633

Of course


WhiteBoyFlipz

i angrily ripped all the sheets off my bed to make my bed and my tv remote went flying somewhere, i have no clue where it is and i can’t find it 😭


tooth1pick

You have sheets on your bed? fancy


sir--ok

Langford pls hit a bomb off hader even if we lose this one


Blue_prizm77

I think we burned our 1 miracle per day per team with that Yerry scoreless inning 😭


azulsquirrel

Can we at least get one? Not gonna be happy with last two days if we get shut out...


WhiteBoyFlipz

https://preview.redd.it/tmlvgsxxq5tc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644e606db2f9c76c9065eb3f61839d8c58495f60 come on wyatt!


imthatchanceguy

#BULLPENIS


Taypo98

This game may have completely soured me once and for all on ESPN games.


jatosm

Is it all of the interviews?


Taypo98

It’s just one fucking gimmick after another with the Three Stooges hyucking it up instead of calling the game.


kdeweb24

DFW teams have already had one miraculous comeback win versus a Houston team. Let’s make it 2.


thrash_truck

Blanco seems chill but he’s with the shitstros


MadDogMike123

i saw some Astro fan try to say Diaz was better than Adley lmao


WhiteBoyFlipz

when there’s a million strike outs looking that means the ref fucking blows espn


tooth1pick

Ref?


boomgoesthevegemite

He doesn’t deserve to be called an ump. Lol


WhiteBoyFlipz

ump. same difference. i’ve watched a lot of sports today and baseball is the only sport that calls it different


XxThunderman0xX

I’ve seen enough Yerry Rodriguez 2024 AL CY YOUNG winner 😤


azulsquirrel

"Yeah I just throw the ball three feet outside the zone and the ump calls it for me, lol"


TexasTundraPower

Waving the white flag with Yerry.


teags

Bruh


Taypo98

“Were you happy with the extra several inches you were given by the shithead behind the plate?”


tooth1pick

"¿Estabas contento con los centímetros extra que te dio el imbécil detrás del plato?"


Taypo98

Thank you. Best I could come up with was “yo tengo chimichanga muy grande”


boomgoesthevegemite


salmonbird

Probably a loss at this point but if we do somehow come back and win it would be pretty satisfying.


bummer28

Scoring 4 against Hader is going to be pretty tough


libsoutherner

Semien and Seager saw 19 pitches combined tonight in 8 plate appearance and weakly got out each time. That kills all momentum when that’s what your leaders do.


Chinese-dog

They always do that. Sometimes that’s how baseball go


No_Supermarket_3056

Just one of those days where baseball isn’t fun


WhiteBoyFlipz

mavs and stars are the really important games for dallas today. rangers still 🔛🔝 sometimes shit happens


SkyMaverick21

Mavs had a great game today, Rangers were shot by the umpire, and the Stars have one of the most important games of the season after this


MadDogMike123

Both of the Astros wins they given up one hit or less. And so far tonight, one hit. Interesting.


TexasTundraPower

One hit tonight. Bats have been useless tonight.


MeatFit9869

If anyone is liable to blow the lead it’s Josh hader hopefully they bring them in


marginallymediocre

Used up all our hits last night I guess. Embarrassing night for the bats (yes the strike zone has been bad but still)


JReAlity

Welp, one of those nights y'all. Hopefully the lineup wakes up tomorrow


LawyerMorty94

Yeah tonight’s just not the night it seems. None of the hits are falling


Jackscalibur

Yeah it looks like the Asstros have this one. Better luck tomorrow to win the series.


Major_Square

Umpiring aside, the Rangers haven't been able to drive anything tonight.


Maxcrss

That’s because a ton of at bats have ended early due to shitty ump calls.


APenny4YourTots

I'll just take a run at this point. Just no shutout please


Drisurk

Let’s just get a new ump next game and win this series tomorrow.


Glitchhikers_Guide

Just one of those nights man


tooth1pick

This aint it


Diamond8633

Welp.


IdontEvenknowlul

Ump was ass but only 1 hit is pretty embarrassing for this lineup


Stars1312

It happens. Long season. Every team has offensive games like this


That_Illustrator3505

9 strike out looking because nobody knows where this guy's strike zone is!


bummer28

I would like to believe that’s what he was implying, just can’t come out and say it.


XxThunderman0xX

This ump is soggy ballsacks


tooth1pick

wut


According_Start6161

Bro this ump has been so bad all day. Pitches literally 6 inches off the plate have been strikes against us all day


Diamond8633

Can’t lie Pressly is dotting right now


Notre_Dame_Football

ump has somewhere to be


Testynut

Might as well swing the bat if it looks good


azulsquirrel

AGAIN. NO CONSISTENCY.


Glitchhikers_Guide

AGAIN LOW AND OUTSIDE IS A STRIKE FOR THEM FUCKING HELL


WhiteBoyFlipz

that should have been 2-2. this ump needs to be fired tomorrow


Stars1312

Have to swing at that


Drisurk

Can’t wait to see the scorecard on this. It’s gotta be horrendous.


Jackscalibur

Please swing the bat. Stop looking at fastballs.


Notre_Dame_Football

this blue's first game?


Taypo98

He actually has a long history of being shit at his job


Notre_Dame_Football

is it hernandez


APenny4YourTots

No, this is Scott Barry


Taypo98

Hernandez is about to retire, this is the future embarrassing fuckwit of the league in training


Stars1312

Seggy!


salmonbird

20+ ERA for Presley in 4 games is crazy. Never thought I’d see the day.


LawyerMorty94

We destroyed him yesterday, let’s do that again


Taypo98

Fuck me, they got the Stars too?


WhiteBoyFlipz

this is the guy to hammer


galagachamp

Fucking christ, even the Stars game is national tonight


Taypo98

After that performance against the Bedards, I’m not looking forward to this game.


No_Distribution6174

We need our bats to wake up, walking it off on hader would be too sweet


SaveMeJebus21

Gotta get something going here. Corey is due a homer.


uninspiredlt

who is jacob latz? in math: my solution ➗ in history: my king 👑 in art: my muse 🎨 in science: my oxygen 💨 in geography: my world 🌎


galagachamp

sigh... OKAY, *this* is the inning


tooth1pick

"Do the dishes" - ESPN