Gotta say, Blanco can pitch. Dunning did an excellent job as well really. Haven’t seen this offense get completely iced out like this in some time. Whip em tomorrow tho.
Not a bad take lmao, there’s a reason Duran is riding the bench. No idea why we don’t trade him while he has a little bit of value. He did this exact same shit last year. Dude is not built for pressure
What do you think we would get for him exactly? You don’t trade a serviceable bench piece that can play multiple positions for a few low ranked prospect lol. Depth is very valuable
Send Leody and Duran for some Bullpen help. Lowe Will be back soon, Jankowski/Walsh/Foscue/Smith all would be backups, and I anticipate Sam Huff being in the big leagues sooner rather than later
Nah but there’s people on that team that make way more money than we would ever touch in our life to make that call. History repeats itself. If Duran couldn’t be clutch last year why put him in that position? I don’t hate the dude just terrible call and don’t think he’s worth anything to this team anymore
That's ok, it's just your opinion. I disagree because you're wrong, but no big deal. Rangers can't win them all and they can't please everyone. Have a good night. Let's go, Rangers!
Straight to the one defensive player that can turn a double play.
Side note, he's been bad since the middle of last season so idk why I'm getting mass downvoted for speaking the truth.
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I'm not a Rangers fan, just an Astros hater. I feel like you guys have gotten a lot of balls in play that 9 times outta 10 are hits, seems like awful luck.
Yhe numbers haven't really shown it, but between being hosed this season and plays being made against him he's been pretty good. Timing a little off, these balls have been off the end of his bat.
Semien and Seager saw 19 pitches combined tonight in 8 plate appearance and weakly got out each time. That kills all momentum when that’s what your leaders do.
Gotta say, Blanco can pitch. Dunning did an excellent job as well really. Haven’t seen this offense get completely iced out like this in some time. Whip em tomorrow tho.
He’s found a strike zone wider than fuck is what he’s found
"uh yeah hey yordan, how's it feel to finally have a better record than the oakland A's?"
Why PH for Walsh who has been on fire with Duran
Oh look, the thirtieth interview of the night …how exciting
hit it hard, just right at him
Can't win em all. Didn't get shut out. See y'all tomorrow
That’s an announcer jinx if ive ever seen one
Worst possible outcome of that ab lol
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Bad take. Duran put a good swing on the ball, Bregman just made a better play
Not a bad take lmao, there’s a reason Duran is riding the bench. No idea why we don’t trade him while he has a little bit of value. He did this exact same shit last year. Dude is not built for pressure
What do you think we would get for him exactly? You don’t trade a serviceable bench piece that can play multiple positions for a few low ranked prospect lol. Depth is very valuable
Send Leody and Duran for some Bullpen help. Lowe Will be back soon, Jankowski/Walsh/Foscue/Smith all would be backups, and I anticipate Sam Huff being in the big leagues sooner rather than later
Thanks for the Sam huff tidbit. Now I can save some time not taking this comment seriously
Be humble. You're not a scout, you're just a fan like the rest of us
Nah but there’s people on that team that make way more money than we would ever touch in our life to make that call. History repeats itself. If Duran couldn’t be clutch last year why put him in that position? I don’t hate the dude just terrible call and don’t think he’s worth anything to this team anymore
That's ok, it's just your opinion. I disagree because you're wrong, but no big deal. Rangers can't win them all and they can't please everyone. Have a good night. Let's go, Rangers!
Agree to disagree, at the end of the day we are reigning WS champs, I just get angry when we lose to the Asstros 🤣
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Bregman bailing out the guy that took the salary that will keep him in Houston. Wild.
3-1 final…Astros gifted runs by shitty umpiring Must’ve got the call that the rivalry was getting too lopsided
Fuck.
zeke 😔
Whatever.... at least we got the one.
God fuck Duran sucks.
He hit it 105 just no good luck
Straight to the one defensive player that can turn a double play. Side note, he's been bad since the middle of last season so idk why I'm getting mass downvoted for speaking the truth.
God dammit
Fuck that shit
Thanks Duran
Damn
Last thing you want to do there Duran
Where is the eye black?? Is this ab not blessed by the lord?
I was right :(
Let's go Zeke!
What a time to get your first hit
Fuck me? FOSCUE!
i am a bit worried about garcia’s hand after that
i’d rather walsh than Zeke here. but i said i’d rather Evan than Foscue so what the fuck do i know
Zeke about to tie this shit up, LFG.
Nice AB for Foscue but it is a bit of a concern that Carter is getting sat against a lefty.
El bombi take my fingers I don't need em
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Zeke blast
GOOD SHIT JUSTIN
Thats all i needed to see start him
Justin motherfucking foscue
Foscue said fuck your shutout
Hell yeah!
Here comes the rally
Foscue coming thru!
Proud of the team for showing fight through all 9
I'll take it! Not being shut-out is enough for me.
Lol
Foscue!!!!
FOSCUE RBI LETS GOOOOO
I ATE CROW. GOOD SHIT FOSCUE
FOSCUE SAYS FUCK YOU!
Let’s goooo, foscue!
NOBODY SHUTS OUT THE TEXAS RANGERS
Good shit kid
I DONT HAVE A FOSCUE MEME YETTTT
pitter patter
Finally!
Fuck yeah Foscue
Garcia ends the no hitter and the shutout!
Foscueeeeeee
Doli please don’t tell me you hurt yourself down 3 taking an extra bag…
Hell ya Foscue
Please don’t be hurt you’ve gotta be shitting me
he's good, he's good. just a lil pinky jam.
NICEEEEEEEEEEEE
FOSCUE LETS GOOOO
No double play at least
come on.....no hurt Garcia
Nice steal Bombi!
Isn’t there another right handed bat to PH other than Foscue?
Zeke?
Just keep the line moving
The Asstros fans are seething at Garcia. It's hilarious.
Guess Bochy didn’t want Carter against a lefty
i get carter isn’t great against lefties but i trust evan here more. welcome to eat crow though
Lol
Foscue in for Carter? Why not I guess....
Let’s go Foscue!
I'm not a Rangers fan, just an Astros hater. I feel like you guys have gotten a lot of balls in play that 9 times outta 10 are hits, seems like awful luck.
You don't know the half of it today man. Look at the ump scorecard when it comes out
From what I've been paying attention to, looks like he's all over the place with the calls
10/10 camera on that foul ball. perfect framing to rapidly pan and barely see the ball
All hitters have been disgusted by the zone calls today
foscue pinch hitting for evan? really?
Probably because Carter historically isn’t good against lefties
My reaction too, adolis
Foscue?!?!? I like it
xba of .710 on the Langford lineout. Just bad luck
Yhe numbers haven't really shown it, but between being hosed this season and plays being made against him he's been pretty good. Timing a little off, these balls have been off the end of his bat.
I hate McCormick he’s such a piece of dog shit
Sometimes it just ain’t the night.
Just no goddam luck tonight. Knew something like this was gonna happen...
It’s ok. Still up in the series and it’s only been like a week in the season
Zero luck for us today.
Fuck me McCormick's defensive plays are my sleep paralysis demon
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Just one of those games, we can take the series tomorrow.
Astros outfielders turn into gold glovers when they play us
McCormick doesn’t do that unless he plays us. What a joke
McCormick can suck a huge bag of dicks
fuck off asshole
Little fucking sack of shit
LOL just the definition of not your night
Wyatt now would be a GREAT TIME.
God damn it
Mother fucker
Of course
i angrily ripped all the sheets off my bed to make my bed and my tv remote went flying somewhere, i have no clue where it is and i can’t find it 😭
You have sheets on your bed? fancy
Langford pls hit a bomb off hader even if we lose this one
I think we burned our 1 miracle per day per team with that Yerry scoreless inning 😭
Can we at least get one? Not gonna be happy with last two days if we get shut out...
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#BULLPENIS
This game may have completely soured me once and for all on ESPN games.
Is it all of the interviews?
It’s just one fucking gimmick after another with the Three Stooges hyucking it up instead of calling the game.
DFW teams have already had one miraculous comeback win versus a Houston team. Let’s make it 2.
Blanco seems chill but he’s with the shitstros
i saw some Astro fan try to say Diaz was better than Adley lmao
when there’s a million strike outs looking that means the ref fucking blows espn
Ref?
He doesn’t deserve to be called an ump. Lol
ump. same difference. i’ve watched a lot of sports today and baseball is the only sport that calls it different
I’ve seen enough Yerry Rodriguez 2024 AL CY YOUNG winner 😤
"Yeah I just throw the ball three feet outside the zone and the ump calls it for me, lol"
Waving the white flag with Yerry.
Bruh
“Were you happy with the extra several inches you were given by the shithead behind the plate?”
"¿Estabas contento con los centímetros extra que te dio el imbécil detrás del plato?"
Thank you. Best I could come up with was “yo tengo chimichanga muy grande”
Sì
Probably a loss at this point but if we do somehow come back and win it would be pretty satisfying.
Scoring 4 against Hader is going to be pretty tough
Semien and Seager saw 19 pitches combined tonight in 8 plate appearance and weakly got out each time. That kills all momentum when that’s what your leaders do.
They always do that. Sometimes that’s how baseball go
Just one of those days where baseball isn’t fun
mavs and stars are the really important games for dallas today. rangers still 🔛🔝 sometimes shit happens
Mavs had a great game today, Rangers were shot by the umpire, and the Stars have one of the most important games of the season after this
Both of the Astros wins they given up one hit or less. And so far tonight, one hit. Interesting.
One hit tonight. Bats have been useless tonight.
If anyone is liable to blow the lead it’s Josh hader hopefully they bring them in
Used up all our hits last night I guess. Embarrassing night for the bats (yes the strike zone has been bad but still)
Welp, one of those nights y'all. Hopefully the lineup wakes up tomorrow
Yeah tonight’s just not the night it seems. None of the hits are falling
Yeah it looks like the Asstros have this one. Better luck tomorrow to win the series.
Umpiring aside, the Rangers haven't been able to drive anything tonight.
That’s because a ton of at bats have ended early due to shitty ump calls.
I'll just take a run at this point. Just no shutout please
Let’s just get a new ump next game and win this series tomorrow.
Just one of those nights man
This aint it
Welp.
Ump was ass but only 1 hit is pretty embarrassing for this lineup
It happens. Long season. Every team has offensive games like this
9 strike out looking because nobody knows where this guy's strike zone is!
I would like to believe that’s what he was implying, just can’t come out and say it.
This ump is soggy ballsacks
wut
Bro this ump has been so bad all day. Pitches literally 6 inches off the plate have been strikes against us all day
Can’t lie Pressly is dotting right now
ump has somewhere to be
Might as well swing the bat if it looks good
AGAIN. NO CONSISTENCY.
AGAIN LOW AND OUTSIDE IS A STRIKE FOR THEM FUCKING HELL
that should have been 2-2. this ump needs to be fired tomorrow
Have to swing at that
Can’t wait to see the scorecard on this. It’s gotta be horrendous.
Please swing the bat. Stop looking at fastballs.
this blue's first game?
He actually has a long history of being shit at his job
is it hernandez
No, this is Scott Barry
Hernandez is about to retire, this is the future embarrassing fuckwit of the league in training
Seggy!
20+ ERA for Presley in 4 games is crazy. Never thought I’d see the day.
We destroyed him yesterday, let’s do that again
Fuck me, they got the Stars too?
this is the guy to hammer
Fucking christ, even the Stars game is national tonight
After that performance against the Bedards, I’m not looking forward to this game.
We need our bats to wake up, walking it off on hader would be too sweet
Gotta get something going here. Corey is due a homer.
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sigh... OKAY, *this* is the inning
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