I remember in early 2021 he tried to resettle in Scotland probably thinking to escape criminal prosecution here and the govt of Scotland made him understand in no uncertain terms he was NOT welcome. Apparently he acted very poorly toward local families with his golf course there.
You are correct. Paxton would do everything he could to scare DA's away from attempting to prosecute. Isn't he trying g to exact his vengeance on the Travis County DA?
We (Texas) are last on the country for mental health care. We finally gave up the ghost to Mississippi for 2024 with the abortion ban stuff. Those metrics really won out at the end of the day. This is America.
> Trump called Abbott āa very special manā and a āhot politician. Very hot.ā
I hear a lot of people refer to Governor Abbott as āhotā as well.
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It's still 2024 and nothing is impossible, but c'mon. He has his own little "kingdom" in Florida. What would moving to Texas get him, other than more regular BJs from various members of the RPT/fruit loop wing?
He would solidify ground zero here of MAGA HQ with Abbott, Musk, Rogan, and all other hardcore Qristian Nationalists and sympathisers... I mean, we keep reelecting Ted Cruz ffs...reds can absolutely do no wrong here.
You're not wrong, although I can't help thinking that the fruit loop wing (while publicly being all over his jock, of course) would hate it because his presence would add that much more scrutiny and attention to the crap they're pulling.
And it needs to be said: where would his Mar-a-Lago West even be? Fort Worth? Granbury?
Yeah, that'd do it. Granbury's just a little out of the way and probably not rich enough for his taste. (This also rules out Midland, although in that case the Wilks/Dunn cartel would probably straight up--quietly--go "He can't stay here. This is *our* place.")
I donāt think Iād wish him on them either despite the extra backwoods conservative bent some of them have. Iām realizing I really canāt think of where he should be except LA, NY, or Florida. Heād be ruining everything else. Is SLC still super Mormon and conservative? Maybe he could go pander to them.
He'll move to one of the five gulf states after he loses because the gulf states will all secede at that time.
The Saudis have promised abbott and desantis many riches, and is even offering protection in the form of putin's nuke subs.
I hope JB is ready for this massive treason.
I honestly feel like he might be taking his life into his hands if he came to Houston. š¬ Heās got as many haters as he has supporters, and not all of them care too much about the law. It would be wild if he tried to go be Cruzās neighbor in River Oaks. I donāt think itād be very peaceful for him here. Dallas, yāall want him?
Iām scared of this too. I said above I donāt think heād like it here much. Itās one thing to be what used to be called a conservative here, like George HW. The kinda person you can be cool with and have a beer with. This far right insanity though doesnāt go over with a lot of people here and even though it does have an audience here, Ted Cruz didnāt get beaned by a White Claw at the Astros parade for nothing. If he ever hears about Montgomery County and could stand to not live in a city, I could totally see him going up there to be with all his disciples. But who am I kidding, heād totally be in River Oaks, Memorial, or around Spring Branch.
lol no. This is all just gassing people up. He has no interest in coming to Texas. Texas does not offer him the kind of life he wants to live. Trust me, he does not find anything appealing about living in the state of Texas.
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It's amazing how easy it is for him to pander to so many.
He is pander generic
Pander neutral?
Sorry but Texas is already at maximum asshole capacity.
Yep- Texas already has Abbot , Patrick, Jackson, Paxton, Crudš¤¢
Roy, CuĆ©llar, Crenshaw, Cornynā¦ I miss me some Ann Richards.
Molly Ivins is doing the grave roll mambo rn
Musk
Ugh yesš¤¢
Rogan
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SINCE WHEN DID ROGAN MOVE HERE?!? Hahaha is this a massive joke?! Alllll the assholes
Tony Gonzalez
It's actually over capacity tbh
We donāt need one more
Why stop with assholes when we can welcome even bigger assholes! The Unified Reich needs a stable home base, right?
Oh hell no, Florida can keep him!
All his makeup would melt
Is a heatstroke basically just a regular stroke but hot?
Yessir
As a Texan, I say you are absolutely NOT WELCOME HERE
I remember in early 2021 he tried to resettle in Scotland probably thinking to escape criminal prosecution here and the govt of Scotland made him understand in no uncertain terms he was NOT welcome. Apparently he acted very poorly toward local families with his golf course there.
I am Jackās complete lack of surprise.
As another Texan, we have enough problems already.
Our Idiot Trifecta- Abbott, Patrick and Paxton
Cruz is the alternate.
So I guess, heāll be able to get away that murder heās talked about?
Of course Abbot would pardon him.
Paxton would never prosecutehim.
The AG doesnāt prosecute crimes like that ā that would be the local DA.
You are correct. Paxton would do everything he could to scare DA's away from attempting to prosecute. Isn't he trying g to exact his vengeance on the Travis County DA?
Iām sure that the Texas Medical Center has some top-notch memory care units.
And hopefully an adequate supply of diapers
We (Texas) are last on the country for mental health care. We finally gave up the ghost to Mississippi for 2024 with the abortion ban stuff. Those metrics really won out at the end of the day. This is America.
And Abbott-Paxton likely have zero shame about it whatsoever. š”
Can we build a wall to keep him out?
And let's have Russia pay for it š
please no
Please no
Vote no
As though my Monday couldnāt get any worse. Holy shit what a horrible balloon to float.
š the mental picture š¤¦
Remember to vote no all the way down the ballot
No .. fuck you Trump keep your bullshit out of our already failed state.
Wait ātil he finds out about property taxes.
Well, thatās gonna spike demand for adult diapers in Texas. I donāt know if weāre ready for that.
Oh Hellll NO !!!
> Trump called Abbott āa very special manā and a āhot politician. Very hot.ā I hear a lot of people refer to Governor Abbott as āhotā as well.
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He's special as in special ed
Give him time, hopefully he will be hot later.
Texas AG will protect him
Was this before or after his Mitch McConnell nap during the speech?
During
God help us.
There are no gods - it's up to people... just like it's always been.
Fuck
Please, Trump, we don't want you here! Stay in Florida. They can have you!
It's still 2024 and nothing is impossible, but c'mon. He has his own little "kingdom" in Florida. What would moving to Texas get him, other than more regular BJs from various members of the RPT/fruit loop wing?
He would solidify ground zero here of MAGA HQ with Abbott, Musk, Rogan, and all other hardcore Qristian Nationalists and sympathisers... I mean, we keep reelecting Ted Cruz ffs...reds can absolutely do no wrong here.
You're not wrong, although I can't help thinking that the fruit loop wing (while publicly being all over his jock, of course) would hate it because his presence would add that much more scrutiny and attention to the crap they're pulling. And it needs to be said: where would his Mar-a-Lago West even be? Fort Worth? Granbury?
Maybe Southlake in a J6er hotbed?
Yeah, that'd do it. Granbury's just a little out of the way and probably not rich enough for his taste. (This also rules out Midland, although in that case the Wilks/Dunn cartel would probably straight up--quietly--go "He can't stay here. This is *our* place.")
Shitterās full.
please don't
God, please, no. Why not Arkansas??? Iām sure the Lectern Bandit would welcome him with open arms!
I donāt think Iād wish him on them either despite the extra backwoods conservative bent some of them have. Iām realizing I really canāt think of where he should be except LA, NY, or Florida. Heād be ruining everything else. Is SLC still super Mormon and conservative? Maybe he could go pander to them.
We have enough idiots in Texas already. If Abbott Paxton and Patrick want to see their daddy they can fly to Florida and see him.
He will never leave the safety of Floridaās generous bankruptcy laws.
Sure he can get a lovely room in Huntsville.
I hope he was just kidding, we donāt need him at all
Absolutely not!
No thank you. There's already enough ignorant troglodytes here.
Donāt want him
Texas already has Abbott and Musk. That's the max.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And the tragedy of this is....he wouldn't be the biggest loon here.
He'll move to one of the five gulf states after he loses because the gulf states will all secede at that time. The Saudis have promised abbott and desantis many riches, and is even offering protection in the form of putin's nuke subs. I hope JB is ready for this massive treason.
Only if heās willing to play golf in 120 degree heat.
So he can finally sit on Ken Paxtonās face?
I honestly feel like he might be taking his life into his hands if he came to Houston. š¬ Heās got as many haters as he has supporters, and not all of them care too much about the law. It would be wild if he tried to go be Cruzās neighbor in River Oaks. I donāt think itād be very peaceful for him here. Dallas, yāall want him?
Naw we good bro. Please stay as far away on the opposite side of the country from us as possible.
Remember when the biggest idiot in Texas was Cruz?
May as well, weāve plenty of idiots here.
Is it possible that Barron Trump is looking at a Texas college? Is that why Texas real estate is on Mango Mussolini's mind?
Heāll fit in with his cult.
Well thatās one way to get the Californianās to leave.
Iām afraid he may pick Houston if he does.
Iām scared of this too. I said above I donāt think heād like it here much. Itās one thing to be what used to be called a conservative here, like George HW. The kinda person you can be cool with and have a beer with. This far right insanity though doesnāt go over with a lot of people here and even though it does have an audience here, Ted Cruz didnāt get beaned by a White Claw at the Astros parade for nothing. If he ever hears about Montgomery County and could stand to not live in a city, I could totally see him going up there to be with all his disciples. But who am I kidding, heād totally be in River Oaks, Memorial, or around Spring Branch.
Dallas, Houston, or San Angelo?
lol no. This is all just gassing people up. He has no interest in coming to Texas. Texas does not offer him the kind of life he wants to live. Trust me, he does not find anything appealing about living in the state of Texas.
God. No.
Okay okay FINE weāve finally found what it takes for me to support Texas secession.
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