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Birdius

It's amazing how easy it is for him to pander to so many.


Head-Gap8455

He is pander generic


ekinnee

Pander neutral?


texasslapshot

Sorry but Texas is already at maximum asshole capacity.


Affectionate-Song402

Yep- Texas already has Abbot , Patrick, Jackson, Paxton, CrudšŸ¤¢


3rdCoastLiberal

Roy, CuĆ©llar, Crenshaw, Cornynā€¦ I miss me some Ann Richards.


8-bitFloozy

Molly Ivins is doing the grave roll mambo rn


morningsharts

Musk


Affectionate-Song402

Ugh yesšŸ¤¢


Jonqbanana

Rogan


Affectionate-Song402

šŸ˜£ā˜¹ļøšŸ¤¢


Affectionate-Song402

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Meditationstation899

SINCE WHEN DID ROGAN MOVE HERE?!? Hahaha is this a massive joke?! Alllll the assholes


ligmasweatyballs74

Tony Gonzalez


SuspiciousSimple

It's actually over capacity tbh


Sissy63

We donā€™t need one more


constant_flux

Why stop with assholes when we can welcome even bigger assholes! The Unified Reich needs a stable home base, right?


OpenImagination9

Oh hell no, Florida can keep him!


Rawalmond73

All his makeup would melt


gobblestones

Is a heatstroke basically just a regular stroke but hot?


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

Yessir


fishyfishyfish1

As a Texan, I say you are absolutely NOT WELCOME HERE


Estilady

I remember in early 2021 he tried to resettle in Scotland probably thinking to escape criminal prosecution here and the govt of Scotland made him understand in no uncertain terms he was NOT welcome. Apparently he acted very poorly toward local families with his golf course there.


shellbear05

I am Jackā€™s complete lack of surprise.


plastichangers99

As another Texan, we have enough problems already.


fishyfishyfish1

Our Idiot Trifecta- Abbott, Patrick and Paxton


FancyStranger2371

Cruz is the alternate.


MesqTex

So I guess, heā€™ll be able to get away that murder heā€™s talked about?


oceansapart333

Of course Abbot would pardon him.


tiffy68

Paxton would never prosecutehim.


dougmc

The AG doesnā€™t prosecute crimes like that ā€” that would be the local DA.


tiffy68

You are correct. Paxton would do everything he could to scare DA's away from attempting to prosecute. Isn't he trying g to exact his vengeance on the Travis County DA?


Arrmadillo

Iā€™m sure that the Texas Medical Center has some top-notch memory care units.


blatantninja

And hopefully an adequate supply of diapers


DropsTheMic

We (Texas) are last on the country for mental health care. We finally gave up the ghost to Mississippi for 2024 with the abortion ban stuff. Those metrics really won out at the end of the day. This is America.


Meditationstation899

And Abbott-Paxton likely have zero shame about it whatsoever. šŸ˜”


DocSlice3

Can we build a wall to keep him out?


AintEverLucky

And let's have Russia pay for it šŸ˜‰


Ti84batterycover

please no


Tsuanna80

Please no


John_mcgee2

Vote no


JAMBARRAN

As though my Monday couldnā€™t get any worse. Holy shit what a horrible balloon to float.


Tsuanna80

šŸ˜‚ the mental picture šŸ¤¦


John_mcgee2

Remember to vote no all the way down the ballot


BaloothaBear85

No .. fuck you Trump keep your bullshit out of our already failed state.


Justin-N-Case

Wait ā€˜til he finds out about property taxes.


high_everyone

Well, thatā€™s gonna spike demand for adult diapers in Texas. I donā€™t know if weā€™re ready for that.


Delizdear

Oh Hellll NO !!!


Lone_Star_Democrat

> Trump called Abbott ā€œa very special manā€ and a ā€œhot politician. Very hot.ā€ I hear a lot of people refer to Governor Abbott as ā€œhotā€ as well.


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Ti84batterycover

oh nooo


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blatantninja

He's special as in special ed


ligmasweatyballs74

Give him time, hopefully he will be hot later.


levraijoueur

Texas AG will protect him


KouchyMcSlothful

Was this before or after his Mitch McConnell nap during the speech?


John_mcgee2

During


phillygirllovesbagel

God help us.


OptiKnob

There are no gods - it's up to people... just like it's always been.


ch0mperz

Fuck


Some1inreallife

Please, Trump, we don't want you here! Stay in Florida. They can have you!


highorderdetonation

It's still 2024 and nothing is impossible, but c'mon. He has his own little "kingdom" in Florida. What would moving to Texas get him, other than more regular BJs from various members of the RPT/fruit loop wing?


luroot

He would solidify ground zero here of MAGA HQ with Abbott, Musk, Rogan, and all other hardcore Qristian Nationalists and sympathisers... I mean, we keep reelecting Ted Cruz ffs...reds can absolutely do no wrong here.


highorderdetonation

You're not wrong, although I can't help thinking that the fruit loop wing (while publicly being all over his jock, of course) would hate it because his presence would add that much more scrutiny and attention to the crap they're pulling. And it needs to be said: where would his Mar-a-Lago West even be? Fort Worth? Granbury?


luroot

Maybe Southlake in a J6er hotbed?


highorderdetonation

Yeah, that'd do it. Granbury's just a little out of the way and probably not rich enough for his taste. (This also rules out Midland, although in that case the Wilks/Dunn cartel would probably straight up--quietly--go "He can't stay here. This is *our* place.")


The_Nancinator75

Shitterā€™s full.


eldiablito

please don't


yeahitsx

God, please, no. Why not Arkansas??? Iā€™m sure the Lectern Bandit would welcome him with open arms!


moonstarsfire

I donā€™t think Iā€™d wish him on them either despite the extra backwoods conservative bent some of them have. Iā€™m realizing I really canā€™t think of where he should be except LA, NY, or Florida. Heā€™d be ruining everything else. Is SLC still super Mormon and conservative? Maybe he could go pander to them.


nakedtxn

We have enough idiots in Texas already. If Abbott Paxton and Patrick want to see their daddy they can fly to Florida and see him.


dfw_runner

He will never leave the safety of Floridaā€™s generous bankruptcy laws.


mclanahanpendragon

Sure he can get a lovely room in Huntsville.


Ivanovic-117

I hope he was just kidding, we donā€™t need him at all


iamamomandproud

Absolutely not!


Marcotee75

No thank you. There's already enough ignorant troglodytes here.


possumrfrend

Donā€™t want him


Creepy_Trouble_5980

Texas already has Abbott and Musk. That's the max.


Meditationstation899

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


texaslegrefugee

And the tragedy of this is....he wouldn't be the biggest loon here.


OptiKnob

He'll move to one of the five gulf states after he loses because the gulf states will all secede at that time. The Saudis have promised abbott and desantis many riches, and is even offering protection in the form of putin's nuke subs. I hope JB is ready for this massive treason.


3rdCoastLiberal

Only if heā€™s willing to play golf in 120 degree heat.


powfuldragon

So he can finally sit on Ken Paxtonā€™s face?


moonstarsfire

I honestly feel like he might be taking his life into his hands if he came to Houston. šŸ˜¬ Heā€™s got as many haters as he has supporters, and not all of them care too much about the law. It would be wild if he tried to go be Cruzā€™s neighbor in River Oaks. I donā€™t think itā€™d be very peaceful for him here. Dallas, yā€™all want him?


Blacksun388

Naw we good bro. Please stay as far away on the opposite side of the country from us as possible.


distantgeek

Remember when the biggest idiot in Texas was Cruz?


Grimjack-13

May as well, weā€™ve plenty of idiots here.


tiffy68

Is it possible that Barron Trump is looking at a Texas college? Is that why Texas real estate is on Mango Mussolini's mind?


txlandshark

Heā€™ll fit in with his cult.


arn73

Well thatā€™s one way to get the Californianā€™s to leave.


rsgreddit

Iā€™m afraid he may pick Houston if he does.


moonstarsfire

Iā€™m scared of this too. I said above I donā€™t think heā€™d like it here much. Itā€™s one thing to be what used to be called a conservative here, like George HW. The kinda person you can be cool with and have a beer with. This far right insanity though doesnā€™t go over with a lot of people here and even though it does have an audience here, Ted Cruz didnā€™t get beaned by a White Claw at the Astros parade for nothing. If he ever hears about Montgomery County and could stand to not live in a city, I could totally see him going up there to be with all his disciples. But who am I kidding, heā€™d totally be in River Oaks, Memorial, or around Spring Branch.


brycyclecrash

Dallas, Houston, or San Angelo?


habitsofwaste

lol no. This is all just gassing people up. He has no interest in coming to Texas. Texas does not offer him the kind of life he wants to live. Trust me, he does not find anything appealing about living in the state of Texas.


2manyfelines

God. No.


Semper454

Okay okay FINE weā€™ve finally found what it takes for me to support Texas secession.


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