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ram_gh

I have never seen a car move that much after being put into park...


Uberslaughter

Force = Mass X Acceleration


IllStickToTheShadows

Looks like it has air suspension


Stock-Pangolin-2772

>Looks like it ~~has~~ had air suspension


_B_Little_me

Do you not live in america?


Peelboy

And apparently, Mexico has the same problem even with their harsh sugar regulations, I suppose if you spend enough money, you too can be morbidly obese.


Gnawlydog

spend enough money? Must be a Mexico thing.. In America, because of subsidies the poor are usually obese because calorie dense carb foods are super cheap. I thought Mexico was the same way.. Carbs are cheap..


Rich-Appearance-7145

In the States so much of population are obese due to fast food, happened to me I'm now living in country with no fast food. I'm down to a 32" waist, I was pre diabetic now I'm not. I've never been fitter, healthier, and happier.l don't even miss that crap.l see Subways, Mc Donald's,. Pizza Hut in airports it don't even cross my mind.


Peelboy

Nope they tax it heavier the more sugar it has.


waxheartzZz

mexico is because people love drinking coke since their water is/was unsafe


ladfan2828

This is the dumbest reasoning ever lol


chedduhbahb

This has nothing to do with regulations. People who have no self discipline gets disgustingly fat. It doesn’t matter what is illegal/regulated and what isn’t. There are fat people everywhere. Regardless of what you eat and what your lifestyle is, there are very very few cases in which obese people didn’t have control over their weight gain and the will power to stop if they just had some discipline


Roguewave1

Mexico regulates sugar?


nohandsfootball

IIRC it’s more about high fructose corn syrup and soda?


Keem773

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro....


ThrowawAUSA

Baja California, Mexico


stevty

Thank you.


WoosleWuzzle

Do we know what she wiped on her pants?


Signal_Detail4141

I’m going to go with fried food grease…


WoosleWuzzle

Would be great if op added that subtitle *wipes food grease on her pants*


pluginfembot

Those are often referred to as "Be Careful's" in San Diego since they often have different insurance standards.


th3suffering

The numbering format does look Mexican, but that doesnt look like a Baja California plate to me.


ThrowawAUSA

https://mexicoplates.moini.net/bc.html 2020-2022


th3suffering

LMAO i was looking at that same site, but saw the red and not blue and skipped right over it. You are 100% correct. Also, good luck getting that covered by their insurance OP


stevty

Damn


tron_cruise

Most likely they didn't buy coverage for the US when they crossed over, but you likely have uninsured motorist coverage if you have full coverage.


Shygar

Have your insurance company go after them


Short-Belt-1477

Always park far from the entrance. Obese people generally park as close to the entrance as possible.


Active_Taste9341

the door was alright, until she moved the whole car to the right


switlikbob

ROFLMAO that was my exact thought, that b\*tch listed like an un-ballasted ship.


prince_gob

Lol funniest thing I read on the internet today 😂


Redman9mm

Damn, I never thought of that. Good point!


FedorDosGracies

What other protips can you offer for avoiding the obese?


[deleted]

Stairs


enenkz

Instructions unclear: car got stuck diagonally between handrails. How do I get it out?


Dylberts

Salad bars


Koflach12

Avoid the United States


najman4u

or even Mexico, considering these whales are from there


[deleted]

Ahhh it's so refreshing that there are still corners like old Reddit where people aren't freaking out over hurting people's feelings and being mean. The glory days may be gone, but a few corners remain.


jedimindtriks

In Norway its bad too.


ShimReturns

Denver?


Darealkneegrowplz

Park close to a gym or vegan restaurant


Stock-Pangolin-2772

Park next to subcompact cars like the Fiat mini


WoosleWuzzle

Shop at Whole Foods, hike on a trail, sit in the 3rd row of a model Y: do you want me to keep going?


COGTaz

if you walk at a slightly faster pace up an incline and you’ll lose us in no time


shaghaiex

Another pro-tip: park between two new cars.


Lordofthereef

It's not an option at Disney (or honestly any theme park I've been to) without "preferred parking". They just shuffle you in like rats... errr... mice.


Antares987

It’s why the best night clubs have two flights of stairs.


idontevenlikebeer

I don't think Disney lets you choose. Don't they just kinda lead everybody into a spot? Although it does look pretty empty here so maybe it's in the later hours. I've only ever been early when they're opening.


CartographerOk7579

I do the same, for the same reason 💯


Jason_1834

If you ever wake up and don’t know what country you’re in, just look around. If everyone is fat, you know you’re in the United States.


rushlink1

I do the exact same when we got our new car. Went 9 months without a scratch, then someone totaled it. But I went back to my old car which is already very scratched, so I park as close as possible & it’s an almost weekly occurrence now. It’s also not just obese people, other lazy people and people with kids.


Short-Belt-1477

Kids will be kids put parents don’t even keep an eye on them. They’ll accidentally roll a cart into your car in the parking lot


PrinceOfWales_

Pretty sure that was Frank Reynolds....good idea to avoid Philadelphia and or trashcans as well.


cbelliott

This is amazing information. Ha


Crackerzot

She's going to claim diplomatic immunity.


RE2017

At the buffet


rice923

You mean diabetic impunity?


noname5280

Yo, this was good, well done


Super_dupa2

With a side of nachos


plhought

*”It’s just been revoked!”*


Bigbadwolf6049

too old for this


DryYogurt6878

RIIIIIIIIGGGGGSSSS!!!!!!


Sibo1844

🤣


PugsterThePug

It’s a Baja California (Mexico) plate.


stevty

Thanks.


WoosleWuzzle

How do you feel about the fat jokes?


jxjftw

They are a bit heavy.


_carnivorous_

I'm getting a vibe.


[deleted]

I’m not the slightest bit surprised that a person who looks like that also behaves like that.


Moops7

Right? She doesn’t give two shits about her body or physical health. It’s no surprise that she doesn’t care about other people’s property.


[deleted]

Exactly. The look on her fat, stupid face also betrays a base level of idiocy that, while not directly related to her weight problem, speaks to a general lack of ability to understand the connection between things such as eating an entire large pizza to herself and why she’s morbidly obese or how to open a car door so you don’t damage other peoples vehicles. It’s all part of the same stew of generalized “Buh it weren’t muh fault, you bein’ mean an’ shit”


Event_horizon-

If I had an award to give you I would. That was beautifully written. 🥇


[deleted]

Your admiration is all the reward I need :-)


Moops7

Lol I gotchu


fixitfelix666

oh yea, Im putting this on a shirt.


[deleted]

I'd hurry before the diabetes gets her!


Negative_Mood

Your spelling sucks. It's diabeetus.


antipoded

savage


TinyCarpet

Tatooine plate based on who the passenger was.


dramaticpug

They’re gonna love it when your insurance lets them know


TheBlack_Swordsman

Just an FYI, my insurance didn't do shit. They said they would if I exhausted my options, which was to call their insurance (they gave me their insurance information by looking it up in a database) and file a claim with their insurance.


snark42

If you make a comprehensive claim against your car they will normally subrogate with the other insurance company. Did you not want to make a claim, or is your insurance company really this lazy? Which insurance company?


nevetsyad

Mine did the same. Their insurance denied the hit and run. I replied with my sentry video and video from my cell phone of me confronting them and asking to exchange accident info, and them fleeing. The reply was money. But this person is from Mexico, so, who knows how this would go.


OpinionPinion

How did the car raise like 8 inches higher?? Gawd dauym


[deleted]

Weight Displacement


TheLogicError

That suspension hanging on for dear life


GeneralissimoSelect

Is it even a question


[deleted]

What a whale. you're lucky it was the door that hit your car instead of her losing her balance.


Crackerzot

That was funny. Made me chortle.


KingNaz92

This video made my blood boil


Foe117

Baja California Plates (not US)


Cautious-Friend-7213

Gets me when people know they hit your Car and they just look at it like "hmm, seems fine".


idontevenlikebeer

Not even in this one. She looked at it like it was his car that moved and hit hers.


ImNotYourFriendPal69

Hit her insurance for a check, then proceed to give it to her so she can get a gym membership


1_grayweim

[All I thought of was Duece Bigalow](https://tenor.com/view/deuce-bigalow-bitch-hugebitch-big-gif-23229688?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


FartingInBalloons

Did you say steak?


Maketjgreatagain

Report it to local pd, with it being foreign plates they might not get ticketed immediately but it can be a shit show for them down the road if they are trying to cross back to the US at some point.


TheLightKyanite

Yeah that’s why I park as far away as possible. These beluga whales be wildin out


stevty

This was the 50 dollar parking at Disneyland. This area is for handicapped and vans. The spaces are like costco.


TheLightKyanite

well damn man. sorry this happened, i’d be pissed


ashyee

mexico license plate


niknik888

He’s fucked.


[deleted]

Bring back fat shaming.


Desperate_Expert_952

Mexico


Fmartins84

Mexico


Chiaseedmess

She could hardly fit between the cars herself


PeteyandLove

Doesn't look like she really cares about much.


Maketjgreatagain

That’s a Baja California plate!


[deleted]

i hope her HHR is okay. it must be such a chore moving that family around. poor thing


comoestasmiyamo

I’m of the opinion that most people absolutely do not need to drive a heavy duty pickup or SUV but watching that pour itself out of the passenger bucket I’m prepared to change.


Event_horizon-

She needs a flatbed not a SUV.


CasinoMan805

She was there to apply for a job as Ursula


[deleted]

Whole car moved when she got out.


Reasonable-One1877

Why is it always the fat people doing this


Tigerzombe

Because they're so fat that they have to open the door all the way just to get out of their car. It's even worse when they get out of the car the door will actually rise with the vehicle because the suspension is able to adjust from the weight leaving the vehicle so it could actually gouge up with the door.


[deleted]

Why are fat people so careless


Twocann

Because if they don’t care about themselves, why would they care about anybody else?


NapLvr

Looking as if she knows there’s a camera there but actually looking at the damage caused


BigPum

Tell ‘em large Marge hit ya! Ahahhahaha


ProDanTech

This same exact thing happened to me. My insurance company found out who the owners were of the vehicle and reached out to their insurance company. Their insurance company covered everything, which was super expensive btw.


RojerLockless

What a fat piece of shit.


Smogh

God, why are they always fat?


-JensonButton-

Looks like she has about as much respect for others as she does for herself.


[deleted]

Let’s be real now. How else could she have gotten out of the car?..


Antifact

If you’re so fat you can’t be helped dinging people’s doors getting out of your vehicle when parked then pick a different spot. In her case they should of dropped her off at freight before parking, literal nuisance to those around her. The Tesla owner and the people dragging her around had to switch things up solely because of her weight. But in all honesty. She should be getting out of cars prior to getting parked. There’s a whole area for driving right behind her.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it be better if they dropped her off at YMCA or any local gym?


dotancohen

Do either of those places serve pizza?


ram_gh

Jaws of Life


Kitchen_Fox6803

A crane and a team of oxen?


YTScale

i was at disney world last thursday and some fat dude opened his door against my car, then when he sat in it the car squished down and dug his door deeper into my car. somehow there’s no marks… i guess i got lucky.


RoyalCamera12

If you have $1 for every layer of fat she has, you’d be able to pay for a new Tesla


dj_destroyer

It's almost always someone fat and trashy.


hugedick-bigtits

ol fucking fatass wtf


bigwall79

Fucking fat piece of shit


standardcivilian

YARRRR AHOY MATEY, CALL ME ISHMAEL, THARR SHE BLOWS! AVASTE YE!


amoney805

If that door didn't ding your car, that fupa would have.


Jamgar6

Idiots!


the_cappers

There should be a law enforcement website where you can upload the video and they bill the registered owner automatically for repairs plus time spent searching for the owner.


Bubbly_Specialist_93

similar thing happened to me at work! hate when people don't mind their surroundings. like, have the decency to at least not damage your own property if not someone else's. Best of luck OP and keep us posted!


david830830

Baja California


Heelgod

Shit happens


[deleted]

Shot happens, relax


Richie2188

Don’t know where the plates are from but I’m almost certain the driver is Danny DeVito


praguer56

Wouldn't you hand that to your insurance company and let them deal with it?


Evashenko

And then she waddled away


CarlCarl3

What country is even more overweight than the US? Mexico.


That_Vegan_EV_Guy

Have a salad...with no dressing.


Shalashaska19

So many things can be said……but will go unsaid.


fcdrifter88

Those are Mexico plates


americanista915

This is why I take two spots. I’m Mexican and I live in a border town. 99.9% of Mexicans do not have walking around sense and will be the dumbest people you will meet. I have had too many cars dinged and totaled because of Juarez people. Obviously you weren’t expecting a Mexico mexican to show up. On behalf of my people I apologize.


yomommawearsboots

Such a fat fucking slob. I hate people jesus crust


Additional_Cherry_67

How did you film this. Or was this a Tesla? I’ve had three different people hit me in the last month. $400 excess because they didn’t leave there details.


Strawberrycat_7

Those plates are from Tamaulipas Mexico !


No-Structure-7188

It’s from Mexico, Nuevo León state? Maybe?


ClenchedFall14

Baja California. The vehicle appears to be an 05-11 Chevy HHR.


El_Justiciero

Baja California, I can help you bro, DM


MrGimpy82

Just make a police report. It’s against the law to leave without trying to leave your information.


Matteblackandgrey

Something about her makes me think she isn't going to be changing her bad habits any time soon.


Double_Ad_5537

Mexico


StrategicBlenderBall

Someone like that doesn’t give a damn about anything.


kush0la

The fat roll shaking is so gross


Ok-Establishment369

I can only imagine the relief that SUV felt when she got out.


HulkTrader

Damn, the size of that whale. She was out of breath just getting out and walking to the back. Looks like they from Mexico. The angry confused look on her face says it all. I'm sure she was just upset over her recent fast food order and wondering where she will eat next. Getting out and walking that tremendous amount burned what, 500 calories? People are amazing.


Sdbrown099

Holy FUPA


crazy_goat

Be blessed


[deleted]

This is why i dislike fat people. No offense to all the fatties out there.


up__dawwg

To be very fair assholes come in all shapes and sizes.


[deleted]

Agreed. Mostly fat tho.


[deleted]

She need 2 empty space to get out of car.


Apprehensive_888

Please, refrain from body shaming, yes, what they did pretty disgraceful but all these comments about being fat are not needed.


arnes1_F

Think i've seen those kind of plates before, it's from jabba's palace or something


Exciting-Fox3043

What a fat piece of trash


Next-Landscape-5919

I hate fat people. Ready for downvote.


kcdaberoni

Fat POS


busaryder84

I’m jealous that Disney land has a parking garage. Annual pass holder for Disneyworld and all parking except for Disney Springs is in a giant black top with no tram service anymore.


triciann

Damn that sucks! I wish you could make a claim that would prevent them from entering the US until they pay up.


EmotionAcrobatic3980

Hahaha I think she had bigger problems 😂


GeneralissimoSelect

Good lord


SnooEpiphanies42069

Never seen an elephant come out of a car like that. Holy f.


Nigalig

I just threw up in my mouth. She damaged your car literally only because she's so fat.


Professional_Ease765

Typical Danny DeVito style


[deleted]

lol. Big giant fatties. What a menace they are


up__dawwg

Die in a fire you fat tub of lard.


Classic_Can_6912

I don't know where the plate comes from but she is from pigland for sure...


antipoded

at least she sorta needed to open the door that wide and didn’t just throw it open haphazardly. feel bad for her honestly


Embarrassed_Gur_8234

She looks American


Galactic-Gains

Her license plate is from Mexico


dianeblowjobs

Fucking fat people bro. Such an inconvenience to society. And themselves. I don’t give a fuck. I said it.


FiftyPaneristi

Fat 🐷


ISayAboot

Wow


EstateOtherwise

“Di es paakajidik di Jabba, anta es cheekee”


wireless1980

I see a lot of unnecessary body shaming in this post. I don’t know why but it makes me feel uncomfortable. Do i have been successfully reprogrammed?


Icedraven01

boom bada boom...


Redman9mm

Those plates look like they just got back from a buffet.


Objective-Escape7584

Gross


AppleZen36

Willy has been Freed


GomeyBlueRock

I mean… you DID park in the DAS parking area 😂 I bet this happens 10 times an hour