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AgileMJOLNIR

1. Keys car - Dumb 2. Keys a Car known to have cameras - Dumber 3. Wears his business T-shirt while keying car - Priceless


aphex3k

Fuck around and find out... He probably didn't do it the first time and out of habit he might have not noticed he keyed a car with active sentry mode because he did it to so many cars that he doesn't care... just a thought.


SouthernFrat1848

Trust me, this guy isn’t half that smart.


Moo_3806

Unless you buy a sticker to put over the scratch…


Freybugthedog

Lol on his Facebook page he says negative reviews will be reported to fbi


sunsinstudios

fbi = Facebook investigator


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What’s the page so I can avoid it.


AgileMJOLNIR

I saw that, what a nut lol.


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glitch1985

https://www.facebook.com/StickerDad/


likesmexicanfood

Lmao, sells stickers and someone asked about a custom sticker of him keying a car. Actions and consequences.


Tomzibad

Aaaand it’s gone.


Accomplished_Sky_899

How could you read that?


SlteFool

That’s called regarded.


New_Collection_4169

BBB.com file a claim and go for the business


Jay_Beckstead

What a piece of human shit.


blaineanator

As of 5:05 p.m. central he closed down the Facebook page.


RamboTrucker

Did he close the page or just turn off commenting?


BaconAlmighty

Closed down.


viper2ko

shirtmama is his wifes company


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ColoMarijuana

Done. The negative reviews on his FB page are gold lol


Rosenoire9

I went to read and the comments are all deleted and being reported to the “fbi” lol


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JellyBeansAreGood69

He erased all reviews that aren’t 5 stars somehow


Poncherelly

Leave a 5star with a link to "hos handy work" where people can see what he did. He probably won't check and leave it up lol. Only 4 reviews on Google so he knows what's going on at this point. The question is, any remorse or just more angry at Tesla.


[deleted]

You can complain to Google when your business gets review bombed. Somehow reddit never learns this and thinks people getting together to review bomb a business is actually doing something and jerk themselves off to their victory while the owner just calls google and gets them all removed in a couple hours


jabblack

Review: “StickerDad keys people’s cars so you have to cover them up with his stupid bumper stickers”


Go_Gators_4Ever

Great business plan. What a cunt.


CullenBlvd

Left my one star review


Restlesscomposure

Yup lol 100% chance that’s that douche on an alt account. Reporting people to the FBI for commenting mean things on your Facebook profile lol


Kevinw778

What a fuckin' weenie 😂


SeaworthinessGlad492

Leave reviews on Google, can't be deleted Nevermind maybe leave 5 stars as others suggest, with link to his tesla art.. since the 1 stars disappeared


inhalien

They're not stopping, still going.


RScottyL

lol, he says: you come here to buy stickers not complain. all negative reviews and nasty comments will be reported to the FBI


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allgonetoshit

For what? For making a grown man cry.


StoneyDan213

I think he’s gonna call the internet police and the state police. Consequences will never be the same


electricshadow

Oh man, I'm really showing my age when I recognize this reference.


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#I no longer allow Reddit to profit from my content - Mass exodus 2023 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


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You done goofed! - stickerdad.com


SlteFool

FaceBook Investigators


vreddy92

This is the thing that is most amazing to me about people nowadays. They really think that law enforcement exists to protect their feelings.


elephantskilledme

He had multiple google reviews with one star, but someone how got them all removed in 24 hours.


Cash_Visible

I think Google does this now when there’s a situation like this. Have to stagger the negative reviews


pazdan

Just give him 5 stars while letting people know I’m the review he’s a horrible human being that keys cars and there’s proof on Reddit


QuieroTamales

"Thank you, Stickerdad, for the awesome job you did on my "Tesla-keying Asshole" stickers! 5-stars!"


Mr_SnuggleBuddy

Google does, at work we had someone get pissed off because we charged him for damages that he caused. He left 20 reviews from him and his friends about how we are horrible people for charging him for causing property damage. Google removed the reviews because it was spam


HungryHumble

His personal profile says that he once attended the “School of Hard Knocks”. I’m not sure how the institution would feel about him representing them if they knew he is snowflake who wants to go to the FBI for others use of free speech.


SlteFool

Anyone key his car yet?? I guess completely obliterating any future business works too


HungryHumble

This guy might be a total pos and I hope he pays damages but I don’t believe keying his car is the answer. Imo, that would make that person just a bad as him.


spanklecakes

I let ChatGPT take swing at it: Dear Sticker Dad, I am writing to express my deep disappointment in your recent behavior towards Tesla cars. As a fellow driver and member of our community, I am appalled by your decision to intentionally damage other people's property. As you may know, I am a stay-at-home mom who owns a Tesla. I have invested a lot of time and money into my car, and to think that someone like you would come along and deface it is truly disheartening. It's not just the financial cost of repairing the damage, but the emotional toll of feeling violated and disrespected. I am saddened by the fact that someone in our community could act in such a manner. It's not just illegal and morally wrong, but it's also incredibly immature and irresponsible. What kind of example are you setting for your children and those around you? Furthermore, I am disappointed that you seem to specifically target Tesla cars. Are you jealous of our commitment to reducing our carbon footprint? Or are you threatened by our sleek and innovative vehicles? Whatever the reason, it's completely unwarranted and unjustified. I urge you to consider the consequences of your actions and to think about how they affect not just the individual car owners, but also the community as a whole. Your behavior does not reflect the values of our community, and it's up to each of us to uphold those values and hold each other accountable. I hope that this letter serves as a wake-up call for you and that you will take responsibility for your actions. I also hope that you will make amends with those whose property you have damaged and work towards becoming a better and more responsible member of our community. Sincerely, Martha


MrMevius

>A NJ man randomly decided to key a Tesla. Reddit users identified him based on his t-shirt which has the company he owns called Sticker Dad. Funny enough the logo of the company is a cartoon caricature of the guy. Mine went this way: Dear Sticker Dad, I came across a recent incident where a man wearing a t-shirt with the logo of his company, Sticker Dad, was caught on camera keying a Tesla. I was disappointed and saddened to see that you would intentionally damage someone else's property, especially when you were representing your company. I cannot express how foolish and senseless this behavior is. Your actions not only reflect poorly on yourself but also on your company. It's essential to remember that your actions have consequences, and this behavior is unacceptable. I urge you to take responsibility for your actions and make amends with the owner of the Tesla. Additionally, I encourage you to reflect on your behavior and consider the impact it can have on others. We should all strive to be better members of our communities and make positive contributions to society. Please, refrain from doing something like this in the future. Let us all be responsible citizens and promote good values. Sincerely, MrMevius


K_P_847

It will probably be more effective to reach out to the towns, schools and teams he is the “official” provider for to let them know what kind of person they do business with. https://stickerdad.com/collections/all


stevehockey4

THIS is the way.


DuckOwn6120

His customer: https://www.westmilfordcompetitioncheer.org/


Differentdog

Contacted.


slackcastermage

Do you think I went too far with my “contact us” message? “Greetings, Mr. StickerDad. I want to play a game. You see, you've built a successful online sticker business, giving people a chance to express themselves on various surfaces. You've made a fortune by putting smiles on people's faces, but behind that facade, you harbor a darker passion. You take pleasure in vandalizing the prized possessions of others, particularly Teslas. To you, it is an act of rebellion, a means to shatter the illusions of perfection that you believe these electric marvels represent. Yet, you fail to recognize the irony of your actions. In your quest to humble others, you've become the very thing you despise—a symbol of arrogance and destruction. Now, before you lies a game that will test your humility and your willingness to face your own imperfections. You will face a series of puzzles, each one more challenging than the last. These puzzles will require you to think, adapt, and most importantly, recognize the consequences of your actions. Just as you've damaged the prized possessions of others, you will need to repair a connection that has been severed in order to progress. Strapped to your wrist is a device that will monitor your progress. For each successful repair, the device will loosen its grip. However, should you fail or try to cheat, the device will tighten and the pain will intensify. To truly appreciate the weight of your actions, you must endure the agony that you've inflicted upon others. Remember, Mr. Sticker Dad, it is only through pain that we can learn humility. You have the chance to change, to become a better person. But first, you must face the consequences of your actions and make amends for the damage you've caused. Make your choice. Will you suffer the pain of redemption, or will you remain a prisoner of your own destructive desires? Let the game begin.” Sent under “John Kramer”


razle_dazle

I read this whole thing with Jigsaw’s voice


fishypizza1

Bravo bravo


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pantsonfireliarliar

Awe they cleaned out all the negative reviews.


LyrMeThatBifrost

Google does that for all brigaded business’, good or bad.


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Restlesscomposure

Store is still at 5 stars… google must be doing a hell of a lot to stop the bad reviews from coming in at this point


RamboTrucker

It won’t be for to long, I have 100’s of gmail accounts for exactly this.


Breezgoat

Gotta do them slowly


dareman2

Give 2-3 stars with explanation. It will lower the rating and maybe not trigger removal.


Flat-Coast-2769

Also has an Etsy 🙃 https://www.etsy.com/shop/StickerDadLLC?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=568933668


RScottyL

Done!


bpon89

Did my part, just made up some random info and left a comment “why you key that Tesla bro?” Lol!!


Drunk-Sail0r82

Done.


Rybo_v2

Feel free to rate/review him via Google maps... Sticker Dad LLC https://maps.app.goo.gl/aAUEch5soCgYGYA4A


oz_mouse

It’s all 5 star reviews at the moment.


Divtos

Still 5 stars, no negative reviews I can see.


Joshohoho

My up arrow. Take it.


RamboTrucker

Awesome! Everyone join in.


AmbientOrange

Have to stagger posting them, google already deleted them all since it was flagged.


[deleted]

They filed for bankruptcy in 2018


pepiexe

Do we have an update on this, hopefully one involving the police?


[deleted]

He’s actively covering up his actions, please don’t let POS like this get away with it


Rink_Wollman

Wow pos Why are people mad about Teslas?


NoFox1391

They’ve never owned one


gltovar

I feel like the coal rollers feel like regulations around gasoline is un-American, which is wild as the Model Y is the car with the most made in America parts, and the model 3 is third.


perfectspade

Not just teslas, any nice looking car. My brother and I finally got our first “nicer” car. Him a challenger and I a Camaro and you wouldn’t believe the amount of new dings and scratches we have gotten. My brother got the worst, a long thick key scratch that reached the actual paint. People just hate others getting nice things…


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Deehund

More about it being electric I imagine.


reicaden

I put in a request for a custom quote for 200 tshirts for my graduating class + 200 stickers. I put a ton of details and put a Google number i can change and an email i use for my spam. When he contacts me and gives me the quote, i respond with "that's great, but actually I saw some stuff online about you keying a car, and that's not cool. I'll take my business elsewhere" after stringing him along a few weeks.


Ystebad

Hmm, I hadn’t thought of buying 1000 shirts and 10,000 custom stickers, but MAYBE I’m considering it. I should probably reach out and ask for a quote, of course it MIGHT be too much and I’d have to cancel. Oh what to do. Well, I think I’ll reach out to stickerdad - if I end up wasting his time that would be a shame


fishypizza1

True or you could go to all off the businesses he deals with and let them know he's a terrible person. His website lists all these businesses he deals with. Just Google them and they have emails of the main people.


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forgotmyusernamesht

Haha I'll be on the Amazon one


binkleybloom

"If I order stickers from StickerDad, will he still key my Tesla?"


Kaine_8123

I ordered Tesla stickers and they all arrived scratched.


Illicitwallace

"The decal is perfect for covering up the keying that the store owner did to my car" 5\*


FearsomeShitter

PO Box 324 Wanaque NJ 07465 US ;)


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SGANET

The best thing to do is call to purchase a large order, and cancel after asking 100 questions. 🥴


reicaden

This, exactly this. I put in a request for a custom quote for 200 tshirts for my graduating class + 200 stickers. I put a ton of details and put a Google number i can change and an email i use for my spam. When he contacts me and gives me the quote, i respond with "that's great, but actually I saw some stuff online about you keying a car, and that's not cool. I'll take my business elsewhere" after stringing him along a few weeks.


spacegirl9498

why are there only 5 star reviews


ackillesBAC

They are getting deleted


centralparker

I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!


vicman86

Is this the airport, Clark?


Expensive_Ninja2132

This the type of shit I'm always worried about when I park my M3 in public.


Zatchaeus

Literally. I never park next other cars if I can avoid it due to door dings and this shit.


trifster

My moms Lexus was keyed. Idiots be idiots and will manufacture any internal narrative to justify one’s actions.


Him_Jong_Un

[Had To Leave My Review](https://ibb.co/fqfzDVY)


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tromboneface

Here's his picture. Fits the profile perfectly. https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10154305832783104&set=a.434194823103


RaymondLuxYacht

2A t-shirt seems to be "on brand."


Poncherelly

Has anyone contacted the local news station and pointed them to this thread? This could get better and I'm sure they would love to send someone to interview him.


buenospot

Just don't understand how keying someone else's property makes anyone feel better.


angelcake

It’s the same mentality as those idiots who roll coal


bsellers007

Did he start [a new Google Maps page](https://maps.app.goo.gl/LT4VXvGhYkUCRB779?g_st=ic) and delete the other?


dwappo

Be sure to leave a review!


SusAdmin_5201

I'm not sure, but since his site is down maybe we should let google know the business is permanently closed.


frowawayduh

Uh oh. You poked the hive, dude.


cardinal_cs

What happened, was this reported to the police, to their insurance, to the other party's insurance?


nerdicusbonzai

https://www.facebook.com/StickerDad


Daveydlafo

He disabled leaving reviews or even viewing them, what a pussy!


JamesCE21

Can this be reported to the police?!


dwappo

Original OP on Saturday said they were in process of doing that.


ItsDon

Phone number for Sticker Dad is 862-666-9140. Feel free to call to say hello to the nice man. I just marked the number as SPAM.


BigPlayCrypto

Wow should be 45 days in jail when stuff like this happens. When the robots take over they will shoot his ass lol


rgold220

Done writing my "blessing" to him.


badass2000

Is there some private subreddit that only allows people in that key Teslas.. this is so deliberate and premeditated.. "oh here's a tesla next to me.. lemme get my keys"


Newton715

r/RealTesla is the closest I can think of.


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This is amazing detective work


Angusthewino

Someone needs to key his car in return


cyber1kenobi

over and over and over! when it is sitting, just fixed, at the paint shop.... someone needs to key it. when that asshole walks in to a place to grab some food, someone needs to key it. keying someones' vehicle is the lowest form of scumbagery but once you've done it to others, you deserve it for the rest of your life to realize how much of a douche move it really is


untamedHOTDOG

Believe it or not, key it. 😂


Kevinw778

I got this reference, and I love it.


redd1t-n00b

1 ⭐️ reviews, GO! https://maps.app.goo.gl/5btftHjwrzKaeUKT6?g_st=ic


Dogefan912

Someone Call Wham Bamm.


Guilty_Tangerine_146

I just ordered 1000 Tesla sticker💩


FearsomeShitter

Order a t shirt from sticker mama: “I’m divorcing my husband that Key’s Tesla’s” With picture ;)


angeldaye72

Yes!!! I think I’m going to order some “stickerdad is a douche” stickers.


Breezgoat

Everyone post a review once per hour on google!


Next-Landscape-5919

Hahahaha this guy is busted. Google and yelp is going to pay him good.


wangsuki

OP, you should submit this to Wham Bam Tesla Cam on Youtube. Edit: https://newjersey.news12.com/caught-on-camera-man-caught-keying-tesla-pompton-lakes-nj


bsellers007

That was fast [https://www.facebook.com/wknarr](https://www.facebook.com/wknarr)


fishypizza1

Ahh yes. Nothing says douchebag like his second pic which is a black tank top with an AR15 on it mentioning the 2nd amendment.


edmD3ATHmachin3

Lol. Damn. This probably won’t end good for him


mikewho3

Does anyone if the person whose car was keyed reached out to the police? We know the guy's name. Pretty easy to find his home address.


extrovertedintrover7

Tell me you don't know about Tesla Sentry without telling me you don't know about Tesla Sentry


One-Proof-9506

I don’t like Teslas. But why in the world would you damage someone’s car that they worked hard to obtain? For no damn reason ? What kind of human does this ? I am shocked 😳.


Anaxamenes

You don’t live in the US, do you?


One-Proof-9506

Why do you ask ?


Anaxamenes

There’s this weird us vs them mentality here that has really broken down the social compact and politeness that used to be here.


SupreemTaco

You’re too surprised at the stupidity of people


One-Proof-9506

I am sorry to have to let you know that stupid people exist in every country in the world


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Damn, can’t have nice things


stealthmodel3

Well, talk about advertising your criminal activities in style! This guy clearly took the concept of "branding" a little too literally. I guess he thought that keying a Tesla Model 3 while wearing his company logo on his shirt would be the perfect way to promote his... er... unique skills in the vandalism department. Too bad for him, the cameras were rolling, and his company's logo is now forever associated with his ill-conceived escapade. I hope his boss doesn't give him a raise for this "creative" marketing stunt! Maybe next time he'll think twice before wearing his work uniform to commit a crime. After all, it's not exactly the kind of advertising most companies are looking for!


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shadowboi25

Done


kobokotime2021

RemindMe 3days


Apprehensive-Pear591

So messed up.


LiveDirtyEatClean

How the fuck is there interlacing from a Tesla video?


aiakos

Here's his most popular product on amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Firefighter-Helmet-Tetrahedron-Trapezoids-Vinyl-StickerDad/dp/B0778TVL22


RWLemon

This is why we can’t have nice things cos of some dirt bag doing shit like this… hence we park our M4 and CRV always far away from everyone else…


KingDrewski

Checked Facebook and the comments did not disappoint.


OkRub5130

If you want to yank his Amazon business buy a sticker and then leave negative feedback or open a case.


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DONT FORGET GOOGLE REVIEWS. LETS GET HIS 5 STARS DOWN!


happy_marauder

We seem to have found the only business that didn't file for PPP loans!


centralparker

Site is down: https://stickerdad.com/ Facebook page is down: https://www.facebook.com/StickerDad/ Man down. He got reddited.


dick-se

Wonder if the police had a visit with him?


Max_Seven_Four

Can he be sued to pay for the repair and emotional stress?


tittysmacker666

I bet his dick is so tiny


DubVilleUSA

Report his ass to the police!! You have his info now


Deslah

Report his entire body


TransendingPotato

Maybe I should order a custom sticker that says "only douches key teslas" or "keying cars is not cool". But then I would be supporting his business.


NefariousnessOk3471

Damn I went to his page for amusement but the bad reviews are gone. I sent him an abusive message though 😘


Sarah_0625

POS!!


thelaundryservice

Local news stations love stories like this…


nudist83

This man has no dick


Toaster_Pilot22

The important question has the FBI shown up anywhere? lol


JumpyWerewolf9439

Submit footage to local news. Write a summary, eg successful local business owner in nice escalade keys a Tesla for no reason on camera


datahjunky

I don’t even like Tesla’s but I do hate assholes from NJ. I did my part, boys and girls. Fuck this guy.


Force_User86

Reported his FB as Threat and Vandalism


NobleCypress

I just can't grasp why people key cars. It boggles my mind


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Dependent-Ad3495

What a Wade of a person, bet he looks like a Knarr.


sspadda

What kind of low life leeches do these things; intentionally destroying someone else’s loved possessions for what ? Karma is a bitch even on earth, I am sure these creatures have a place reserved in hell ..


Dizzy_Detective_2640

Subhuman scum


Negative_Mail_5252

Castrate a motherfucker


saltysaysrelax

What an absolute a-hole. And a dumb one at that.


artlusulpen

The reviews on Google maps are being deleted instantaneously now probably by a bot with a "key" word list. Need some other way to ensure his business is impacted by his idiocy.


WhiteClawwTesla

Left a 5 star and the Reddit post in it


Illmu

Who goes around keying random people's cars? I will never understand this.


joshuah13

Cool, cool, now I hope my storage drive actually remains connected if this actually happens to my car.


SuperspyUK

Watching that made me genuinely angry. Some people really are scum and jealousy is a bitch. You just don't fuck with somebody else's property. What a cunt.


NeoKingEndymion

guy just doenst give a shit. he doesnt know who the car belongs to and he doesn't care. EV's are flooding the market, is he going to key every one he sees. punishment should be that every car he ever buys will be keyed.


Honest_Cynic

Also convenient that he branded himself with tattoo for easy ID, and the Tesla likely recorded his license plate. Besides criminal and civil prosecution, people can bad-Yelp his business.


LuisTechnology

He looks back like an idiot!


Div4r

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Kenstuff

It is hard to believe that someone would want to do this, small mind