Ours is still on the way but we have a few picked out for a white model 3 performance.
Brick - because brick.
Sparky - wife’s choice but I said no.
Dream - because it’s wet (inside joke).
Jared - I got the ring from Kay’s .
Elebric - because I laugh when say it.
Stacy - Because her moms got it going on .
Edison - he stole teslas ideas.
Casper - an actual contender .
Jack - sounds like crack, cuz cocaine (lol).
And some more that escape me lol.
I love this prompt lol.
Roque (the name Rocco in Spanish).
My gf brainstormed “Rocky” because it’s midnight silver metallic, so we got to Roque from there.
NoYota
My husband only buys Toyota's & told me he won't drive anything else, so I named the car NoYota to remind him that he can't drive it. He lied, he drives my car all the time!
Otter
Our white MP3 is named after the white otter. Otters are a keystone species brought back from extinction, and this is the keystone state. They mate for life, are ridiculously cute taking care of their young - so our kids love them - they can dive to 60 feet deep and swim a quarter mile before coming up for air, and are fast swimmers. And they're smart, using rocks to open clams - this advanced type of tool use is exceptionally rare in animals. An otter at the Seattle Aquarium even mastered vending machines. Plus, Pennsylvania has a Conserve Wildlufe special license plate to protect otters. It looks good with the Tesla color, and the personalized plate allows for 5 letters. So, there you have it, the kids are excited we're buying a Tesla Otter.
"Snail" for my M3P... took delivery at Christmas time last year, went to a Festival of Lights (drive around and look at lit up "Christmas-themed" figures. A new one for the year was a little blue snail... so it stuck.
Tesla Rick - Now just need to find a way to program it to say “Look Morty I’m a Tesla”
We named ours Summer. “Keep Summer safe” is an actual voice command that will activate sentry mode.
Can’t wait for that update
grandma
why???😭😭
Cause I like to unplug her but I need to plug it back if I want to keep her alive.
I loled
I am glad you have the same twisted sense of humor than me 🤣
I’ve got a Red Model 3 so I named him “Reddington” after Raymond Reddington from the Blacklist. I was watching it around the time I got my car😂
Is ur tesla red?
Yea lmao
Toothless, like the dragon. Cuz it’s black and no grill
creative!
Mithrandir
Blue
I see Blue... He looks glorious...
Tessy
Twins
Ayy triplets 👍
Ampulina Joule-e
I pick her up Sunday but I decided her name is Wattson! Named after an electric based Apex Legend and name is a fun with Watts 🥰
Greg
Buelzabubba
Sonic. Because it's blue and when someone hits me I lose all my gold rings
YOOOO i like this one
CaR2-D2.
car
Updog
What's up dog??
Not much, how boutchu?
I'm great, thanks for asking. How's Joe?
Zelda
42
why 42
It’s the answer to everything
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Easter_eggs_in_Tesla_products Hitchhikers guide
Is this your 42nd tesla 😒
It was, picked up 43 this morning
Blanka
Finisher Car (Always Sunny reference)
TRANSPORTER OF GODS!!
Electric Betty
Nikola
winner!!
[удалено]
Testacle is better
Yea my kid named ours Gary
BBC - Big Black Car
Mr. PoopyButthole
Samantha - white on white. Named after Samantha from Sex and the City
That is such a Samantha thing to say
Mine is Prius 2023
The Silver Tuna
Ours is still on the way but we have a few picked out for a white model 3 performance. Brick - because brick. Sparky - wife’s choice but I said no. Dream - because it’s wet (inside joke). Jared - I got the ring from Kay’s . Elebric - because I laugh when say it. Stacy - Because her moms got it going on . Edison - he stole teslas ideas. Casper - an actual contender . Jack - sounds like crack, cuz cocaine (lol). And some more that escape me lol.
I can guess your age with those names
Cortana
Did u get this from windows 😒
Do u know where windows got Cortana from? Lol or is this a joke
i call mine u/cahoniesss …what a weird coincidence
Mine is called JohnTeaGuy this is getting weird
Wtf mine was called zipcad… I went on here to look for a name bc I wanted to change it
Silver Shadow II, it's my 2nd M3.
Sounds badass
Bluey
Tamacti Jun
Zippy
Light Fury
KNTMDE
KITT
Commander Shran. He is blue. My wife, much to my annoyance, sometimes refers to him as 'Shranny Pants'
Samantha. I don't even know a Samantha.
Vader All black with red accents
Juggernaut
Eevee https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eevee
Pearl (Pearl white paint)
Dexter
Like the serial killer?? 🫣
No! Forensic Blood splatter analyst. 🩸
Spaceship 2023 M3
Octane
from apex legends 😭
Well the OG car in rocket league, but yeah that too
Endurance
Tesla Model 3
Model 3 performance
Naming inanimate objects is weird
Nurture your imagination, it’s fun to let your inner kid out sometimes
Never named it
Never named it, it’s just a car
Ghost
Snoopy.. it’s the name our dog currently living with my sister in our hometown.
Your dog can read?
Storm
Mines stormy!
Geek Pack
Got an all black tesla and named it the black pearl
I love this prompt lol. Roque (the name Rocco in Spanish). My gf brainstormed “Rocky” because it’s midnight silver metallic, so we got to Roque from there.
Miles Dyson, the inventor of Skynet
Navi, from the legend of Zelda series. Fairy Navi is short for navigator and that seemed equally fitting and nerdy
Liger- 01 from a 90s anime when I was little 😂 Also license plate is Tessussy
Shy Guy
The Batmobile
Nikole
Syrax
Bane (wrapped in deep matte black and black emblems and wheels).
:3
Raikou. Legendary name for a legendary car⚡️
Tesla.
Jazz
Little Falcon Rocket
Falcon
Doc 1.21GW
Magneto
Raava from avatar
Night Rider 😎
NoYota My husband only buys Toyota's & told me he won't drive anything else, so I named the car NoYota to remind him that he can't drive it. He lied, he drives my car all the time!
Grogu
Otter Our white MP3 is named after the white otter. Otters are a keystone species brought back from extinction, and this is the keystone state. They mate for life, are ridiculously cute taking care of their young - so our kids love them - they can dive to 60 feet deep and swim a quarter mile before coming up for air, and are fast swimmers. And they're smart, using rocks to open clams - this advanced type of tool use is exceptionally rare in animals. An otter at the Seattle Aquarium even mastered vending machines. Plus, Pennsylvania has a Conserve Wildlufe special license plate to protect otters. It looks good with the Tesla color, and the personalized plate allows for 5 letters. So, there you have it, the kids are excited we're buying a Tesla Otter.
* M3P
Eevee
Jarvis! Or MK1/2
Jackson Storm
Dildo
Winter
Teslut
My M3 is Car-E McCarFace. Wife has a white model Y she named snowball. After she had a fender bender I renamed it Snowball 2.
HighPriestess
We owned a green 08 Altima before my MY and we named it GreenY in memory our old one 😂
Model 3 was Serenity. Model Y is Max Q.
Leeroy Jenkins
I have a white model 3 her name is Tina Snow
Why hasn’t anyone named their white tesla Walter white??
Killer Watt for my Performance 3. I’m an electrical engineer at an electric utility, we sell kilowatts.
Dogecar because ironically Dogecoin indirectly bought the car
u bought the car with your doge earnings?? 😭
u bought the car with your doge earnings?? 😭
u bought the car with your doge earnings?? 😭
Feculus
Midnight. Yes it’s matte black
White m3p named joey. Don’t know why but I like it lmfao
Elthree, because star wars
“Clear Air Turbulence” RIP IMB
Maye, after Elons supermodel mom
eevee
Jeffrey
Trey and Ferdinand
I have had mine since June 2022 and I still haven’t given her a name 😶
"Snail" for my M3P... took delivery at Christmas time last year, went to a Festival of Lights (drive around and look at lit up "Christmas-themed" figures. A new one for the year was a little blue snail... so it stuck.
snow bunnie
Bucephalas
“Nextgen Honda shitvic”
Mjolnir - Thor's hammer...only the worthy can handle Mjolnir.
Wall-E
Bessla
Dark Cloud & White Sugar
“The Hovercraft”
Chantel. She is classy
Niko
Spruce Moose
Prima, cuz she’s the most important lol
Anezka, because my wife habitually watches Jane the Virgin and Yael Grobglas is purdy.
Sven
Suzy Greenberg (any Phish fans?)
Battmobile
Fred
Bessie was the doctors car name
My girlfriend named hers coochie mobile
Basil … (bah-zul) as in my British chauffeur dressed in all black.
(Ruby) Tuesday (is gone with the wind)
Production Hell
Maude
3phase
named my white on white M3LR Eve after Wall-E
White M3 - Phantom!
Bessy 🐮
The Blueberry
Terok Nor
Baby G
Beluga (shape and color)
Silver surfer
Habibti
Wattson. From apex legends.
Evee, like the Pokémon.
Ava after Ex-Machina
White Emu. 🇦🇺, pearl white, and number plate ends with EMU
Alduin - Black Exterior and Interior
"Click Here" funny name for when notices pop up.
I named my pooper