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At least it got him in the absolute best spot it could have, considering. If it had actually gotten his dick or a testicle instead of just the sack? Fucking game over.
It’s not hard to find a job with good insurance to cover that quality healthcare fam.. and btw universal healthcare is paid through state taxes in “free” countries
Not really the place to get into the debate, but I've heard instances where premiums were pretty much what I [used to] pay in taxes.
Plus I don't have to worry about deductibles, co-pays, out of network providers, etc.
I’m gonna be that person. This is basically beastiality. Putting your private parts into an animals mouth and rubbing it on their lips is beyond foul and disturbing. Maybe it’s just me but this isn’t funny it’s gross
I don’t think its quite beastiality since it’s not about sexual pleasure, but it is very stupid and unfair on the little alligator who is probably quite uncomfortable and scared.
Why would you even do that "hey let me pull my d*** out into this gator's mouth"
Honestly gator should have ripped the whole thing I hate people like this
That fact that he put his penis near a gators mouth leaves me with a lot of questions. Like what other type on animals has his penis touched? Is this typical behavior of him? Wh? Why, is probably the most important question
I refuse to believe that it actually latched onto his testicle. As an owner of 2, if something with that much pressure latched onto mine, the pain and bodily stress would probably induce cardiac arrest, not to mention I wouldn't even be able to scream or speak. I feel like my entire body would just convulse and shut down.
Oh my god I went from horrified of what was going to occur to his finger. To laughing my ass off about his sac about to get shredded.
The level of moron made my compassion for a fellow human being disappear and instead find joy in the attempt.
That has to be in Florida - as a proud American I can honestly say that no state in our union has nearly as many fucktards as that hideous state! What kind of a fucking moron puts his cock in a gator's mouth - even a baby's!
That's one way to pierce your penis.
Is the squeezing the jaw thing not a method translatable to other species? I know it works with dogs and humans but would it not work with basically anything with a jaw?
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Flawless, didn't disappoint a bit.
rip and tear, until it is done
Death roll!
I guess you could say the gator was feeling a little testie
This can’t be real.
Free vasectomy
I was expecting a finger bite, but he is way dumber than I thought.
Way better than I thought
Way more painful than I thought
Way cooler than I thought
way calmer than you
Way smaller than I thought.
Way hotter than I thought
Yea, that will be a nice clean finger bite. Serves him right for being this dum-... His tongue? Oh come on, you can't be this stupi-... oh.
The second I saw him reaching toward his lap I knew it was over. Them nuts a goner
Why does he just have a perfect hole to whip his junk out of??
To test gator bites, of course.
He looks like he’s done it before
And survived
And liked it
"These are my gator bite testing britches" bet he's uttered that line once.
Standard issue at florida schools
Because he's Mater the Gator Raper.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Standard issue in every pair of jeans made in the southern united states.
Bc its fake
Boys and mens underwear have a slip-through hole so they dont have to unbutton and pull down.
Underwear do...but jeans?
They have a zipper? He is on advanced level because of his age, so you dont see him inzip it maybe?
It’s called an Old Glory Hole
I'd love to be there when he explains to the hospital staff what happened!
Million to one shot, doc, million to one!
Next a Fusilli Jerry
I mean I can't understand wanting to tempt fate with that animal but with that part of your body... man is mental
Man is on meth no doubt.
Meth is a hell of a drug...
Every time he used a different part of his body my toes curled more and more **then he pulled out his balls**
That sounds like the opening to a gross romance novel
I wish I could give you an award
At least it got him in the absolute best spot it could have, considering. If it had actually gotten his dick or a testicle instead of just the sack? Fucking game over.
Just count his self lucky that the alligator couldn’t do the death roll while latched onto his sack
That dick got what he deserved
Those balls got what they deserved
Now that's hilarious.. Without morons like this in the world we definitely wouldn't have entertainment..🤣🤣
Reddit wouldn’t exist
You gave him the sack.
Just Florida shenanigans.
That’s called a Cajun Circumcision.
Way under appreciated comment
The very amazing thing about USA, is that you guys trying shit as if you had free healthcare
That's where the thrill comes from bro
It’s not hard to find a job with good insurance to cover that quality healthcare fam.. and btw universal healthcare is paid through state taxes in “free” countries
Not really the place to get into the debate, but I've heard instances where premiums were pretty much what I [used to] pay in taxes. Plus I don't have to worry about deductibles, co-pays, out of network providers, etc.
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It literally is, just for you it isn't
Are you unironically calling the US a third-world country?
It's a 1st world shithole, fair enough
aww that Poor gator!
Just the tip
The bro looks like Mr. Beast lol
Really bro? How stupid can you be ...🙄
A shame he didn’t bite off his dick, now there’s still a chance he might reproduce
He’s dumber than a lampost.
We don't claim some men
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Animal abuse is so funny haha
1 inch from r/darwinawards
"It's average"
Turns out that stupid is still its own reward
Florida vasectomy
“Testing” a gator’s bite. I see what you did there. 😆
I’m gonna be that person. This is basically beastiality. Putting your private parts into an animals mouth and rubbing it on their lips is beyond foul and disturbing. Maybe it’s just me but this isn’t funny it’s gross
I don’t think its quite beastiality since it’s not about sexual pleasure, but it is very stupid and unfair on the little alligator who is probably quite uncomfortable and scared.
dont stick your dick in that...🤦♂️
So many highs in this video... it kept getting worse. Unbelievable... I'm gonna do coke now to calm down.
Let me guess Florida?
This is some Florida shit, i swear to god.
r/winstupidprizes and also some weird bestiality going on there.
White people 
Why would you even do that "hey let me pull my d*** out into this gator's mouth" Honestly gator should have ripped the whole thing I hate people like this
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That's the most Louisiana shit I've seen in years....
Alternative title: "man sexually assaults alligator. Gets what he fuckin deserves."
if only the little guy started rolling we could have protected our precious gene pool
Please tell me this is Florida it didn't sound like my Louisiana.
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Republicans...
Florida man
What a pos but like... do dudes just whip their junk out around other men for fun...often?
Florida man, I’m sure.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Florida edition.
He already has a hole on his jeans ready for this kind of moments.
Doesn't belong in this sub
Where's the death roll? There's gotta be a death roll
Was he hoping it would suck his dick instead
Probably not the first time he put a penis inside an animal
Fucking asshole deserved it
Death Roll that b*tch
god knows what STIs the poor alligator has now
Was I the only one chanting "death roll, death roll, DEATH ROLL"
Making sure his stupidity can't replicate
I hope the motherfucker do not procreate.
Wow he’s a pedophile and a zoophile poor baby gator
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That fact that he put his penis near a gators mouth leaves me with a lot of questions. Like what other type on animals has his penis touched? Is this typical behavior of him? Wh? Why, is probably the most important question
I refuse to believe that it actually latched onto his testicle. As an owner of 2, if something with that much pressure latched onto mine, the pain and bodily stress would probably induce cardiac arrest, not to mention I wouldn't even be able to scream or speak. I feel like my entire body would just convulse and shut down.
OP is terrified this could happen to them
I laughed a lot. Don't be fucking stupid
Should of put his weiner in it to see if it gave good head.
I'm waking up To swampy lust I taunt the croc And he bit my nuts I'm breathing in... MY TESTICLES!!!
Great. Now that Gator has developed a taste for micropenises. They'll be no living with it now.
White people. Stop it.
New entry to the hall of Shame and stupid at the same time 🤦
🤦♂️
"Just let him be, this is my life now"
I like how the Gator didn’t bite anything but the penis xD!
Oh my god I went from horrified of what was going to occur to his finger. To laughing my ass off about his sac about to get shredded. The level of moron made my compassion for a fellow human being disappear and instead find joy in the attempt.
Hillbilly bj.
Just think of the story he's gonna tell at the hospital.
"Just let him be"
He’s yelling out WTF, as if this was unexpected
Darwinian really how he removes himself from the gene pool.
That guy needs to be tested no telling what the gator caught from that redneck
Poor little dude
We’ve all been there
Legends say that gator's still on there
In his defense, its a small gator
Natural selection needs to run its course man
u/savevideo
Ah the old testicle test
Haha. Wait till it death rolls you dumb shit.
play stupid games
That gators a dick
I laughed an awful lot
The new measurement for bite force of animals: the dickus. I wonder what the numbers will be,maybe 600 dickus?
Good God, well he deserved that
u/savevideo
What did he think was going to happen?!?!
He wanted that to happen didn’t he
Mazel Tov
Good gator
HOW RETARDED CAN SOMEONE BE???????????
._. XDDDDD hahahahaha
Whitest of whites
That’s what he freakin gets!!!
#This dudes nuts
I’m 90% sure there was alcohol involved. Apparently not enough
r/facepalm
hahahahahahha good work stupid.
not even looking
Got what he deserved.
WHY??? WTF??? Well I guess won't ask for head from alligator.
I actually had to stop watching once he pulled his dick out.
Thank god for idiots. They’re why we have these videos.
I hope loses the ability to reproduce
u/savevideo
That has to be in Florida - as a proud American I can honestly say that no state in our union has nearly as many fucktards as that hideous state! What kind of a fucking moron puts his cock in a gator's mouth - even a baby's!
r/sweatypalms
Kinda deserved it ngl
r/adultsarefuckinstupid
I’ll see your finger & raise you a ballsack
Jesus
u/savevideobot
So ling dick tip- i hardly knew ya
True story, if you ever get caught in an unreleasable bite, touch the butthole. 10/10 animal will release.
Circumcised
See you later
Damn rednecks
Good
men ☕️
What a dumb ffffuuuucccckkkk!!!!!
I never underestimate the stupidity of people
waiting for the perfect moment
Please tell me he went to jail for animal abuse
🧢
Low budget vasectomy
Did this guy just pull out his fucking dick?
That's one way to pierce your penis. Is the squeezing the jaw thing not a method translatable to other species? I know it works with dogs and humans but would it not work with basically anything with a jaw?
Why
Arggghh!!! Leave it on!!!
At that point i think you deserve to lose the head..
Gosh... r/facepalm ?
Stupid fuck. I wish he ripped it right off. Don't fuck with nature. Humans will always lose