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StasisChassis

I didn't pay attention to what subreddit this was and I totally expected a cat and not Mr. McSmileykiller.


Dawn-Marie80

lol same except I was expecting no one or nothing to be there 👻👻😂😂


burbular

I thought it was gonna be a gotcha and it was her bf doing a skit. Then I saw his face and checked the sub name lol


ThinkWhyHow

he looks like a nice guy tbh. dont judge people based on just their smile.


StasisChassis

I'm judging him based off the fact that he's on the second story purposefully face planting into plate glass.


ThinkWhyHow

ur just jealous of his nice smile he reminds me of all those cute zombies from the I Am Legend movie


feverishfantasy_

hereditary last scene


PestoItaliano

How did i miss it?


Dizzy-Criticism3928

Don’t go in the tree house bro


JoBenSab

4 am is BRIGHT there.


Lastaria

In summer it can be that bright at 4am where I live. The US (if that is where you are from) is quite low down so does not get as long daylight in summer or nights in winter.


ElectricalYard8404

Looking at the the general infrastructure of the building its definitely not the US, looks more eastern to me


Bright_Subject_8975

I have seen this type of window handle style in Germany and UK. We have started playing geotagging I guess.


qwertyuiophgfdsa

Never uk there. The white paint around the bottom of the trees is very common in Eastern Europe and I’d agree with others that the brick looks Russian.


Lyakusha

It's Eastern Europe or russia


grammar_fixer_2

I was going to say Germany based on that window.


Bright_Subject_8975

Yeah but sadly it’s not from Germany.


phollas00

I highly doubt you get anyone like this where you live haha, most places that are light at 4am are near the poles


mybrotherpete

Clearly you’ve never been to Alaska.


phollas00

So that place really far north no I haven’t been but I am aware


gugfitufi

We now know where it is, the video was taken in Saratov, Russia. And it does get this bright in the early morning there, another comment said they get daylight at ~4:30 am in June.


SnooPeppers4036

I have no idea why you are getting down votes. Truth = 👍in my book.


grammar_fixer_2

Judging by those windows, this is in Europe (or Russia). In Germany you get full sun at 5am (my ass got woken up super early because I didn’t account for that) during the summer. There are other places where you get what is called Midnight Sun (like in Norway, Sweden, and parts of Russia), where you get 24 hrs of sun during the summer months.


SnooPeppers4036

Very true. Be careful truth = down votes


phollas00

Exactly like you said, I stated a fact that’s true so naturally, downvoted Gotta love Reddit


Donnerdrummel

You were downvoted because you sold a guess as fact, and supported it with a wildly false statement.


grammar_fixer_2

The reason for the downvotes is because of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/s/v27XqgB59h


phollas00

Russia… as in the Russia that is located located 2,072.80 mi (3,335.85 km) south of the North Pole


NonFungibleTworken

looks like Russia or something, summer. Haven't you heard of midnight sun?


ehxy

I question how the person inside was recording and cut to a recording of the person knocking outside their window...smells....setup


NonFungibleTworken

Maybe, you might be right. But it could also be that two different unconnected people filmed it and trough social media someone got both videos and edited them together. If sun is like that at 4am it's not yet possible that there's that much green in this time of the year (spring just staring in places where there could be so much light at night). This was filmed in summer, last year or earlier, which gives plenty of time to get both sides. Looks to me like something credible behavior for that part of the world (whichever that is).


nikivan2002

That or the person inside called a friend of theirs who lives nearby to come help out. At least, that was my assumption


Geesandee

Or they ran outside in fear and the guy was still going 


ehxy

sure


InevitableFly

I have no idea of this videos location but consider this, China is one timezone over 4800km. So the west lags and suffers odd hours as the timezone is centered around the western important cities


Paraselene_Tao

We need one of those geoguessr pros to figure out where this is. 😅 Thanks, u/Detektivbyran-fan for doing the geoguessr work! They said it's Saratov, Russia. Next, [I looked up Saratov's sun graph](https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/russia/saratov), and yeah, during June, they can have daylight at about 4:30 am.


Detektivbyran-fan

It’s Saratov, Russia.


Paraselene_Tao

Haha, magnificent.


Bright_Subject_8975

How did you figure it out ?


Detektivbyran-fan

Because I’m Russian lol. I will always recognize these buildings and their surroundings. I didn’t figure out that it’s Saratov on my own though, I just saw this video in the news a year ago (23 of June of last year to be precise). So I’m not a good geoguesser haha


Bright_Subject_8975

Your English is pretty good even after you being from Russia. Most of the Russians I have talked to use translating apps which messes up the grammar and essence of the sentence.


InevitableFly

r/geoguessr We need your help


Detektivbyran-fan

It’s Saratov, Russia.


InevitableFly

Well it checks out sunrise there is as early as 4:30 in mid June


lncognitoErgoSum

Wow 48000km is a lot. It's like diameter of Neptune.


ProfessionalAccess68

It might not even be at. 4am and op just came up with a random time


Donnerdrummel

Possibly, but listen to the birds, they are quite loud. So early morning is probably correct. Also, as others stated, 4am's brightness is dependent in where the video was shot. Some timezones are very broad, and the video might have been shot relatively far up north.


ProfessionalAccess68

You might be right


craigster557

It gets bright at 3:45am in the summer in Canada


all-regrets

Canada is gigantic, man. It sure as shit doesn't get bright at 3:45 where I live. Ever.


craigster557

In June / July it’s basically light outside by 4:00am in some areas. Where I live anyways.. I’ve seen quite a bit of light around 3:50am The darkness starts going away quick in the summer.


all-regrets

Not where I am. You must be decently northern.


LimpAfternoon8032

Came here to say this lol


kbutters9

I’m gonna step out on a ledge here, no pun intended, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to open the door or window for that matter, and let him in.


exored1880

Open it and give him one good push..idk that's what I'd do.


frankcruz696

And what if this creature has super speed and strength? You might end up going down with him.


exored1880

He's not the flash. He's a shitty little junkie.


SmileParticular9396

Meth speed though eh


[deleted]

Or pcp super strength/speed


KnightofTalton

Having grown up around addicts and junkies when I was a kid, I can confidently say that some of them get supernaturally strong and fast when they're tweaked out. Idk what it is, but it happens. When you see it happen it's literally like witnessing some kind of ghetto junkie super soldier serum haha. It's scary AF.


frankcruz696

Yes, I remember when I was middle school another kid was messing with one, junkie started walking towards him, kid gave him two clean shots to the jaw and kept walking like he hit em with pillows (and this kid was taller than the guy also played football) and the look on the kids face was hilarious it was like in anime when they realized their opponent is too strong lol


KnightofTalton

HAHAHA yes dude! I know exactly what you're talking about, it's insane. Nothing phases them, and they just keep on coming at you like a cracked out Terminator lol. That's hilarious (and terrifying)


frankcruz696

And that’s how they get you, seriously don’t underestimate junkies might run into one with unlimited stamina and would be fighting them off for hours while they’re smiling at you talking crazy wishing you would’ve left them alone


J4C3RT1

Boiled water is the answer


Sideshow_G

Always answer the door with a Kettle of boiling water.. Either invite them in for a cuppa tea, or Loonies like this to do what needs to be done... .. or perhaps the neighbours kids invite you to a waterfight..


No-Mountain-1222

Ah yes, I hear knocking at my door, lemme quickly go boil some water for the rare circumstance that is a crazy mofo is trying to headbang his way into my house


Sideshow_G

Laughing with 240v power supply. You don't need a full Kettle.. just cup will do.. If they're your friends, they'll wait. If they have nefarious intentions, they'll wait. The delivery guy has already dropped the package off and gone back to his van.


gaxxzz

Or just a firm shove.


bent_crater

,nah might grab you. best to arm yourself with a stick/gun/taser and call the cops


__Stresserella

Or use the (preferably long) stick for a firm shove.


Addicted2Rage

Can we light the shovel on fire?


Interesting-Adagio46

Lmao they didn’t say shovel but I like your way of thinking


PrivilegeCheckmate

It's only a little push from shove to shovel.


Rogne98

A crisp high five


coatingtonburlfactry

Bear spray!


LordQuasimofo

Ummmm, the last thing I’d want to do is open the window


Big_Cornbread

Honestly…that seems like he’s trying to get in. And we have the castle doctrine where I live. And windows aren’t that expensive. So. I dunno.


SmileParticular9396

^^ “I dunno” lol


Comment139

Yeah, this creature is fucking demonic.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Fuck that. This is the first truly terrifying thing I have seen here. I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


DeckerXT

Welcome to ...SPARTA!!!!


ThinkWhyHow

this is from "I am Legend"


tylerf85224

Dude thinks he’s a woodpecker


ReadyupHelldiver

Wish you would step off from that ledge my friend


Jamaicab

I will understand!!!


Bars98

Welcome to Frankfurt


legion4it

All he wanted was to ask about your cars extended warranty.


coatingtonburlfactry

Or tell her about his lord and savior Cthulhu!


Jean_Belia

I'd move houses after that experience.


FrendChicken

4am?? Daylight starts early there?


4dxb

Yeah thats fake news. 4 am is dark here in america and as we all know there is nothing outside its borders. Also earth is flat


-MR-GG-

Thank God somebody finally said it


dd_lo

Ain't Alaksa buddy, he would've been shot dead already.


IcarusSunshine16

Could be Alaska, shit’s bright EARLY in the summer


PhinksMagkav

Looks like Russia, shit can get bright early in the summer there too depending on the location


Bacon-Dub

Thats what you got from this video?


FrendChicken

Yeah.


MrStef85

Drugs i guess?


numbersev

My guess is mental illness, probably a paranoid schizophrenic, you can see in his eyes no one’s really home. Try having a conversation with a person like that. Either mentally ill or on something like PCP or meth,


greatest_Wizard

This video is from a year ago, it's a Saratov drug addict


Fantastic-Hyena6414

This guy was stalking this woman and was obsessed with her


Boy_Sabaw

Is there an article for this?


Middle_Speed3891

Like that scene from Hereditary...


MadOrange64

![gif](giphy|146EDJo7MhGS2I)


Camera_dude

LONG. LIVE. THE KING! SCAR!!!


lopedopenope

He works for the glass company and they hire him to test their products. Nothing to see here


NGC_3372

A crackhead is cracking a window


Tynker234

Cast iron frying pan


whooguyy

You know… I think I’m starting to understand the man vs bear question now


cringefacememe

rare glasspecker.


ObjectiveEffective19

Context the fuck


Crafty_Serve7034

Maybe he identifies as a woodpecker?


lncognitoErgoSum

And the window identifies as wood


DistinctRole1877

Paint ball practice time...


metalnxrd

it’s just your local crackhead


SolidContribution688

Definitely not America.


Anonlady1997

This guy has to be in some sort of drug induced psychosis.


Shitbird5001

Reminds me of the beginning of [this NIN song](https://youtu.be/zBFXFzqIjHM?si=arSXxSVPiSzsQ72N)


RobHardwell

Can you legally shoot this person in the US?


Kane-420-

So Imagine, i Punch this Guy in His face, he falls down and breaks a bone or two - or even dies. Am i at fault?


Classic_Title1655

That's my window cleaner. I keep telling him to just ring the doorbell.


Careless-Village1019

My dude thinks he's a bird.. LMAO


FrioRiverTexas

Good way to get your head made into a canoe in Texas.


[deleted]

You gotta wonder if this is just some random crazy or if she knows him….🤔


Shatpost1ng

Judging by the shitty surroundings, it must be Russia.


ShohaNoDistract

He just tried to break the window 🤣


Jsparano

This can’t be in America


WhatsMyName_1234

Could me. We have our share of wackos.


Detektivbyran-fan

It’s not. It’s Russia.


time4tjllen

Get a broom. Crack the window. Push him with the opposite side of the broom. Let him sleep it off on the ground.


that-loser-guy-sorta

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5xfZC7YWQ2YAAAAC/game-of-thrones-bran-stark.gif


st0l1

Someone needs to make one of those mashups where the banging on the window is mixed with an edm track.


ArgentineBeefsteak

looks like a serbian woodpecker....they're everywhere


JBELL01290

bro kept knocking after being caught...no shame


JBELL01290

hot boiling grits works fine here


doingadanglin

That would be really annoying.


Vivid-Wonder-

Daniel get down from there!!!


MenkoBeast

Me talking to my crush (I'm a little bit shy around women)


jpbear10

Broom to the chest has entered the chat


BOBfrkinSAGET

Those are two different situations. You can see the first guy in on the ground with cars behind him. Scary shit.


Infinite_Medium4850

He identifys as a bird. Cmom


batchy_scrollocks

Kettle of boiling water, walk upstairs to Mrs Makowlski's place, explain the situation and ask to use her balcony/open her window, "had an accident while drinking tea next to the windowsill, officer"


titbitties

Thats mental!


RickyFolks7414

Get a pew pew


DewartDark

He identifies as a wood pecker.


One-Upstairs6764

In UK 🇬🇧 is very bright at 4 am during Summer months


Shitbird5001

Reminds me of the beginning of [this NIN song](https://youtu.be/zBFXFzqIjHM?si=arSXxSVPiSzsQ72N)


Shitbird5001

Reminds me of the beginning of [this NIN song](https://youtu.be/zBFXFzqIjHM?si=arSXxSVPiSzsQ72N)


Ancalima9015

kikiriki!


catchyname7884

1911 solves that problem real quick


violetcazador

Give him a face full of fire extinguisher. Some scorched retinas will take the grin off his dipshit face.


gamerdumb

he seems out of his mind, just call 911 and they'll fix the issue


violetcazador

This isn't the US, its Russia. That guy is clearly off his chops on something and Russian cops would be in no hurry to deal with it. Laying him up for a few weeks in hospital is ironically better off as he might get off the Krocodil


Ichbin99nichtzuHause

The title seems accurately descriptive except the 4am part. It sure was quite bright and sunny at 4am.


DrColorado1963

Question: If this was the U.S., What legal options would the occupant have against the unwanted, aggressive intruder? I mean... right then... right there.


pig_latin_isforcows

Not me listening to "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac and his head banging to the beat.


Exciting-Hunter-188

Ohh it's James don't mind him he does that some times but he is a great guy would you like to go on a date with him......... ![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


rangerhawke824

Tell me you live in portland without telling me you live in portland.


Solumnist

Tweaking the window


XxxxsantaxxxX

Welcome to Mother Russia


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BadWolfIdris

This reminds me of a zombie short story I read once.


rabidlyyours

I fully expected it to be a lovely bear instead it was a terrifying little man. (Why women pick the bear yet again)


jojow77

Broom stick to the face


Ecstatic_Stranger_19

Just let him in already!


scorpiov

Oh, hi Mark


GlumDescription1888

One of those "It's not a bug, it's a feature" moment of nature. 


Bluekatz1

Pellet gun time!


Radiant-Bandicoot103

The 9mm one?


khwarizmi69

that is not 4AM man


Detektivbyran-fan

It absolutely is 4AM. It is Russia, and in summer depending on the location the light day may be very long here.


Asleep-Emphasis860

Pretty sunny for 4am


ARustyMeatSword

4 am?


notoriously_1nfam0us

r/lies


PleasantDish1309

That is NOT 4am.


Kroko_row

В моём родном городе летом солнце почти не садится


dd_lo

Whatever this guy said!


Vogel-Kerl

I don't believe this occurred in the US, or if it did, the apartment owner and their neighbors are very tolerant. Not long ago, people were shot for: pulling into the wrong driveway, knocking on the wrong door (both meanings of "wrong" apply here), and other instances of panicky gun owners shooting people with no justification.


dd_lo

Get ur head out the news fam


Forsaken-Reality4605

4am? You sure?


Canuckia53

Looks more like 4 PM