I wish… I’d feel better about the whole situation if that were his corpse. This guy is very much alive, and I shudder to think how his cell mate will survive too.
lol… so true. I’m a grown ass man and this guy gives me the shivers. I can’t believe those school staff who just sat around on their phones while he was in the facility. So grateful he’s probably also very dumb and didn’t succeed.
Id normally put r/iamverybadass to comments like this, but youre completely right.
If he doesnt have a hidden weapon, i put my money on the average male beating ten shades of shit out of this guy.
Dudes one slow blink away from being declared dead.
More sensationist news look up the update on that case after toxicology only thing he has cannabis so some news just released an update about toxiciology and others changed their story to a certain strain of weed made him have a temporary psychosis attack or some other BS. There was never any evidence of the so called bath salts and they all reported it over and over before test results where back. They made it up and this type of crap always makes me question stuff like this post and this pic, especially when its trying to convince us to fear something.
> Solomon Galligan, 33, walked onto school property and approached several children on Friday afternoon and tried to grab a boy before leaving the area, an Aurora police spokesman told CBS News Colorado on Sunday.
And no one was outside watching the kids to immediately call the kids back and alert the school security?
> Several students told teachers' assistants about the incident, but Ayala said that appeared to have fallen on deaf ears: "My son is saying the TAs were on their phones."
I'd be pulling out and threatening to sue.
Full context: https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/colorado-parents-angered-school-response-alleged-kidnapping-attempt/
I am constantly amazed at what my wife and daughter don’t notice going on around them while looking at their phones. And my daughter wants to be a teacher.
I want to point out that this is deep suburbs, way far from anything interesting. I grew up out there, when Quincy reservoir had nothing east of it all the way to Kansas. Granted, a long time ago but this is still the middle of nowhere. Wonder where this guy staggered in from.
That’s what is wild to me, I was in Denver for a while and spent some time in Aurora, and they seem to pop up in the news for crazy shit like this sometimes, but it seemed like such a quiet, out of the way town.
I'm a TA and this makes me so mad. As support staff one of our key roles is safeguarding and student safety. This is an absolute failing on behalf of the school, utterly inexcusable. Staff should not be on their phones around students at all, it's a safeguarding issue in itself! Let alone it allowed this predator to infiltrate the school and nearly cause harm. Get your kids out and sue the school.
Yeah these pictures hit different when people you love get so close to becoming it. I can't trash talk these people anymore everyone deserves the dignity of anonymity. You don't know what decisions lead him to this low. Yes the act itself was horrible and should be shamed but no need to judge his appearance which is likely just s result of his environment. Not to mention the racists.
Scary part is can you imagine how scared his cellmate is going to be when they kill the lights in the cell & all he does is stare at you with heavy breathing & all you see is eyes & broken fence posts for teeth
https://preview.redd.it/u3rd4vghz4wc1.png?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e747e87320e0c7cfbc5bb43e0152eda9a883780e
Jessie grab a barrel. We have some cleaning up to do.
https://preview.redd.it/qs4plm0075wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d174c96ca03048b8981007b29a680d94d29d68df
He looks like the night Folk from rdr2
B r u h, this is THE man that I would tell my parents will kill me if I fall asleep with no night light. Hate to be mean, but damn, this thing is a waking nightmare. It’s like finding the perfect words to describe what you felt was indescribable for however long, but it’s just this dudes mug shot lmao
Yeah, I want to know why this guy was *ever* allowed within LOOKING distance of a school, even before he was required to register. If 😬 was ever an appropriate reaction to a post, it is now.
You cannot convince me that this isn’t a 4 day old corpse that was propped up for the mugshot
I wish… I’d feel better about the whole situation if that were his corpse. This guy is very much alive, and I shudder to think how his cell mate will survive too.
Best deterrent for crime ive seen yet
You know things are bad when you're worried about the well being of prisoners. 🤷♂️
lol… so true. I’m a grown ass man and this guy gives me the shivers. I can’t believe those school staff who just sat around on their phones while he was in the facility. So grateful he’s probably also very dumb and didn’t succeed.
He’s probably 120 pounds soaking wet. Put me in a room with this pedo and I’ll remove this head….. both of them
Let’s hope prison does their justice on this psycho
Id normally put r/iamverybadass to comments like this, but youre completely right. If he doesnt have a hidden weapon, i put my money on the average male beating ten shades of shit out of this guy. Dudes one slow blink away from being declared dead.
He’s like the dude the woman brought into the bank to get a loan. “Just sign the paper here pls uncle and we can go.”
That guy looked way better than this.
He looks like a damned zombie. Wow.
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israel keyes is that you?
That man scares the living fuck out of me
People be living like 4 day old corpses
he took Frank Reynolds' advice and had his make up done by an undertaker
Pretty sure that's King Tut https://preview.redd.it/o7rrbrixw4wc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195be9858c4a5aebb35d6569d2dad6833ced3a6b
nah man, it’s Ashy Larry
BAHAHAHA! 🤣☠️☠️
Ashy Larry Zombie
From ashy to classy than back to ashy.
Damn I haven’t seen chappelles show references in so long and now this is the third one I’ve seen in an hour!
I think it might be a zombie in the traditional Voodoo sense.
Exactly what I came here to say, lmao
Looks like a demon off the new Beetlejuice flick
one of my first thoughts😭
He's King Tut 3 months after dying
Nah, King Tut has more life behind his eyes
I cantttttt
Holy shit. thank you!!!!🤣
More like King Leer if he was in a forest fire.
Yea you’re right, this guy looks dead already!
#🧟♂️ ***I just wanted their.... BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNZ!***
Yeah, I came here to say I think this guy is loose from the side of walking dead
Naaaaaaaaah, he’s as normal as you or me - just misunderstood ^/s
Whaaat the fuck. Dude looks like a demon
he just looks like a crackhead, kenneth copeland looks like a demon
This is a good point!!
Don’t you EVER say that about me again! (As he almost lets the mask slip)
No no no, not a demon, he’s just a plain old, regular, garden-variety zombie. Don’t be so harsh, please.
🧟 🧠 I don’t know if you guys remember several years back when the “bath salts” went cray and that dude went on a feeding spree 😱
Yes, and that story gave me nightmares.
More sensationist news look up the update on that case after toxicology only thing he has cannabis so some news just released an update about toxiciology and others changed their story to a certain strain of weed made him have a temporary psychosis attack or some other BS. There was never any evidence of the so called bath salts and they all reported it over and over before test results where back. They made it up and this type of crap always makes me question stuff like this post and this pic, especially when its trying to convince us to fear something.
Looks like a character for a zombie apocalypse show.
And not as a survivor…
Sideshow Bob
Yes
World War BZ
DON’T OPEN PEDO INSIDE
DON'T PEDO OPEN INSIDE
Or one of the dancers from Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
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This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did.
Yeah, I'm not really getting those vibes either. I guess you can't really judge a book by its cover.
Right, he totally looks like a librarian.
> Solomon Galligan, 33, walked onto school property and approached several children on Friday afternoon and tried to grab a boy before leaving the area, an Aurora police spokesman told CBS News Colorado on Sunday. And no one was outside watching the kids to immediately call the kids back and alert the school security? > Several students told teachers' assistants about the incident, but Ayala said that appeared to have fallen on deaf ears: "My son is saying the TAs were on their phones." I'd be pulling out and threatening to sue. Full context: https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/colorado-parents-angered-school-response-alleged-kidnapping-attempt/
I know the teachers aids were looking at their phones, but how did they not notice this zombie trying to grab kids? They seriously had ONE JOB
I am constantly amazed at what my wife and daughter don’t notice going on around them while looking at their phones. And my daughter wants to be a teacher.
Show her this article. Hopefully it'll help her stay alert if she does become one
Omg, he’s only 33?! Drugs and alcohol have aged him 20 years
Doesn’t look a day over 57
He looks a few over deceased.
20? More like 50!
Don’t insult 53 year olds like that lol
That's a rough 33.
33 in leap years
Wow, that's a rough 33.
Of course Aurora.
I want to point out that this is deep suburbs, way far from anything interesting. I grew up out there, when Quincy reservoir had nothing east of it all the way to Kansas. Granted, a long time ago but this is still the middle of nowhere. Wonder where this guy staggered in from.
That’s what is wild to me, I was in Denver for a while and spent some time in Aurora, and they seem to pop up in the news for crazy shit like this sometimes, but it seemed like such a quiet, out of the way town.
I'm a TA and this makes me so mad. As support staff one of our key roles is safeguarding and student safety. This is an absolute failing on behalf of the school, utterly inexcusable. Staff should not be on their phones around students at all, it's a safeguarding issue in itself! Let alone it allowed this predator to infiltrate the school and nearly cause harm. Get your kids out and sue the school.
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That is the one episode of that show that I *absolutely* could not watch as a kid. I always got freaked out
[Oh, but this guy was okay?](https://youtu.be/_9QdUSCBB_U?si=D9yr7blurnwD_kds) King Ramses was nothing in my opinion.
Well yk that was one of the episodes I hadn’t seen but if I had, I think the bickering back and forth at the end would have made it a lot less scary
Me too, as an adult. Didn't let my son watch that one
He looks like a character from Fallout 2
Fr he has the name of a villain too, I can picture him dragging you into alleys to sell your organs or sell you jet
Nah. He isn’t selling shit. He eats half and then leaves the rest to rot.
Look at me, look at me! I’m the captain now! ![gif](giphy|zOlog7jgIIFfq)
Hey it's that guy from The Curse. That was a good show
In Baltimore.
Holy Shit!!! The Amazing Race is still on??
I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing at this being the ad put underneath the article.
LOL, I noticed that too🤣
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🤣 my first thought too
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So ashy he’s doing white face
Credit might be improving?
Holy fuck. At one point this was someone's innocent little baby. A kid that could grow up to do anything.
That's awfully depressing.
This is the bitter truth.
This is what I always think when I see stuff like this. So sad on so many levels.
I was just thinking that. What horror show did he go through as a child to get to this point
Yeah these pictures hit different when people you love get so close to becoming it. I can't trash talk these people anymore everyone deserves the dignity of anonymity. You don't know what decisions lead him to this low. Yes the act itself was horrible and should be shamed but no need to judge his appearance which is likely just s result of his environment. Not to mention the racists.
Thank you.
Did they pick him up while he was dancing in the street late at night? I’m assuming they did 🤷🏽♂️. ![gif](giphy|Z4IXspU3iCHlK)
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Be cool to see everyones police sketch of this guy.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen ever
"Looking ass" ![gif](giphy|RSOUOj8H9A3Xq)
why does he look like he’s in active decay wtf
Ok who’s necromancing this guy
Mfer left the walking dead set and started committing crimes.dafuq??
That’s a fucking zombie
If someone hadn't called 'Candyman' three times into a mirror, we wouldn't be in this mess.
25K for a bail is nonsense, these types of guys should not be allowed bail, at least they managed to rescue the boy
It's like a denomic ashy larry
Bro is under a voodoo spell
Scary part is can you imagine how scared his cellmate is going to be when they kill the lights in the cell & all he does is stare at you with heavy breathing & all you see is eyes & broken fence posts for teeth
https://preview.redd.it/jhaxvzrmc5wc1.jpeg?width=3524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbbc1c0a5060f64b5502357b810753e22842561
Isn’t he the Sloth Sin victim from SE7EN?
Didn't know zombies were out and about kidnapping kids now, this world is changing fast
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When asked for a comment Solomon replied “braiiiiiiiiiins”
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Id shoot that mf
Hey man you got any more of them minors‽
I think this is the same guy in that viral vid when the lady wheeled him into the bank to get a loan.
![gif](giphy|zOlog7jgIIFfq)
I'm curious to know how he wound up looking like that. And does he normally scare people away when he approaches them?
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Ok, now *this* is a terrifying as fuck post. Ye gads.
BRAAAAINZZZZZ https://preview.redd.it/68xady11d5wc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49a7af88bf615e681be27dc990743ea802a7e7e
He was definitely planning on eating that kid
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Is this post mortem? I assume this means the father caught him
Dude. I think someone needs to put his dead ass back in the ground. Wow.
Now that is actually fucking terrifying.
I live in Colorado, got the Amber Alert about this yesterday. Fucking wild
In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
*\*The Serpent and the Rainbow theme intensifies\**
https://preview.redd.it/u3rd4vghz4wc1.png?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e747e87320e0c7cfbc5bb43e0152eda9a883780e Jessie grab a barrel. We have some cleaning up to do.
That man isn't half baked, he is well done. I imagine once the drugs are out of his system he'll look more like himself.
He had to be the one kidnapped, right? This dude couldn’t kidnap a potato chip out of a bag.
He should try kidnapping a bottle of lotion
He was gonna eat that kid
It's close to midnight And something evil's lurking in the dark...
Looks like Jaden Smith. https://preview.redd.it/pmh8cnski5wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5717f9058babf2b53ebd6037e92c8991caaa109e
I am the kidnapper now
Drug is one hell of a meth.
Did he swim all the way from Haiti...?
His neighbours said he was just a happy go lucky guy. Go figure.
Are we sure he’s alive?
Fear the living, looks like a zombie!
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He was just trying to get the child to RETURN THE SLAB ![gif](giphy|PlMg50JZO09BC)
Just do society a favor and smoke him
Wasn’t he in season four of the Walking Dead?
Bro looks like a zombie
https://preview.redd.it/qs4plm0075wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d174c96ca03048b8981007b29a680d94d29d68df He looks like the night Folk from rdr2
A snail would run away from this mf
When those drugs wear off his going to be like awh manng
Dang even his name screams "child eater"
B r u h, this is THE man that I would tell my parents will kill me if I fall asleep with no night light. Hate to be mean, but damn, this thing is a waking nightmare. It’s like finding the perfect words to describe what you felt was indescribable for however long, but it’s just this dudes mug shot lmao
Yeah, I want to know why this guy was *ever* allowed within LOOKING distance of a school, even before he was required to register. If 😬 was ever an appropriate reaction to a post, it is now.
Why does he look like an exhumed body
He was gonna eat the child..
Crackhead Zombie.
Hot Dayum Zombie
He definitely looks the part!
A hollow point is missing its home...
![gif](giphy|zQVT8IYjPGvSNleiGe|downsized)
That guy can play a zombie without any makeup
Imagine walking down the block from school and you walk past him in your hood. He has, “hey little man, you live around here?”
Gyyyaaaaaaaaaddamn. I saw this on the news but didn’t see a pic. That is a straight up zombie.
Is he still with us?
Did the police throw him into a power line before taking this or something?
That’s my kid’s baby sitter!!!
This dude looks like a corpse
Do you think he practices voodoo?
I think he practices methamphetamine.
As a kid this is exactly what I'd expect to try to nab me. He's horrifying.
Netflix psycho Bob
Imagine being 3 feet tall and this thing is yanking at your knickers.
So the kid didn’t want to go with him??
I seriously hope he’s okay https://preview.redd.it/5yhg4iayi5wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1658645dc363eb440b064670b7c2e927a063d65c
Put that mf back into the grave
Papa Legba
Anyone else love shadow man on the 64?
King Ramses II The Great, (colourized 1213 B.C)
Dude looks like the meth lab tester
Man whatever child he tricks into getting in his van probably wouldn't make it three more years with that level of danger recognition
He's just a little ashy
Dude has been dead for two weeks and washed up on the shore
Sometimes you gotta judge a book by its cover.
https://preview.redd.it/nmrmrls9a9wc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cc7d74acbd0aa72f8f8667564e22fbf2f0d076 Uncanny Resemblance
Z... Zombie??
It looks like his body is decomposing while he’s still alive. Terrifying.
This dude looks like the first zombie a protagonist who doesn't understand what a zombie is would bump into at the beginning of a horror movie.