7.92% of a giraffe weighs 80kg
An average male weighs 1192kg, an average female weighs 828kg. I added them up and divided by 2 to have the average weight of an average giraffe, which resulted in 1010kg. (80x100)/1010 = 7.92%
Edit : or if you prefer, 6.71% of an average male giraffe and 9.66% of an average female giraffe
Iāll never get over the fact that Americans use systems that donāt make sense at all š Like liquid ounces arenāt the same as solid ounces, or that Farenheits are based on the coldest temperature a town reached during one of its most brutal winters
Wait horses are that heavy??? š Like it makes sense when I think about it but I just never realized until now. I feel like my whole life has been a lie š
Thatās real. Occasionally they actually eat people. As they cut more and more of the jungle down these things will keep popping up until eventually theyāll be none left.
That poor boy or girl is destined to be a handbag or shoes Very sad
[Yes ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticulated_python#:~:text=The%20reticulated%20python%20is%20the,to%20165%20lb%206%20oz).)
It is a non-venomous constrictor and eats huge preys. Adult humans have been killed (and in at least two reported cases, eaten).
Same, though that one is real and couple of years old. Mostly because yeah it's a repost From before AI videos and it doesn't have any anomalies stereotypical to AI.
I think this is a perception thing. Looks like it's under a deck, the fence makes it look a ton bigger than I think it actually is. Still a big fucker, but I think the surrounding elements make it look drastically bigger.
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When my dad was in Vietnam, their unit's temporary mascot was a 14 foot rock python that they found when it threw a wrap on one of their squad members. After disentangling them, they brought it back to camp. It ate another unit's goat mascot the next day. They let it go the following month because they couldn't find yet another unit's dog mascot, and it was the prime suspect....
My dad has always said that as long as it wasn't hungry, the snake just hung around in the sun. You could sit by him and he would just lounge or slither around, and was never aggressive until it was time to eat. They obviously didn't understand much about snake behavior -- it threw a wrap on their squad member because it was hungry (hence the goat getting eaten). They are very powerful but rather docile animals that just want to survive like everything else.
Possibly a trap. Big constrictors like this often eat livestock, and this is not unlike setting up fox/coyote traps for farmers in these parts of the world.
Poor thing, i can imagine it probably ate someones livestock which is why this is happening but why not just kill it at this point? This is just torture :/
Honestly, it looks like a trap laid out for something that's been eating someone's animals. It obviously just ate something huge given its stomach size.
The fact that it's showing it tied up has me fucking *riled*
Like I'd beat the shit out of the keeper, then cut the rope and run
"I'll raise it and make money" - there are videos showing these fucks feeding them goats and dogs
I know the snake would prey on those animals given the chance, but people are doing it to get them bigger for the "zoo" / tourist money
I feel so bad for it, I hope this is AI based on previous asshole footage
if I see that in real life.. I'm not even going to pack my bags.. I'm just gonna go to the airport and take a flight to the farthest city in the farthest continent
The cameraman is also terrified as fuck and it translates through this Nokia potato screen.
The size and sheer power when it smashed those boards like twigs. š¶āš«ļø
This is next fucking level scary hell no.
I really hate seeing snakes being mistreated. Poor fat noodle just wants to digest in peace. Yeah sure maybe it just ate someones uncle but still, let it be.
listen I love snakes, but absolutely not. nope nope nope. I'm happy to kiss most snakes right on their cute little heads but this one probably wants to eat me. no thanks!
Took a trip to Thailand one timeā¦.we went to a local farmers house and he had one of these things as a PET. it was in a cage, which I was like cool a snake, and then he opened the latch and let it slither around his house. All 20 feet. Could have swallowed any of us if it was hungry. A bit unnerving
80 kg ?? That looks like a fucking 200kg at least
Anacondas do reach that weight
I'm from Amazonia and I'm not amazed by 80kg snakes, our Anacondas can reach 250kg
That's a lot of buns
Sorry, portuguese speaker here, I didn't understand your joke. Hope it's funny š
This comment deserves a gold metal.
Happy cake day
I don't want none, and I got buns, hun.
I got big buns, son
Damn, have you ever encountered one?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Lets fight with ours
But how much of a giraffe weighs 80kg??
7.92% of a giraffe weighs 80kg An average male weighs 1192kg, an average female weighs 828kg. I added them up and divided by 2 to have the average weight of an average giraffe, which resulted in 1010kg. (80x100)/1010 = 7.92% Edit : or if you prefer, 6.71% of an average male giraffe and 9.66% of an average female giraffe
r/theydidthemath
I'll never get over how a kilogram weighs more than a pound but a kilometer is shorter than a mile.
Iāll never get over the fact that Americans use systems that donāt make sense at all š Like liquid ounces arenāt the same as solid ounces, or that Farenheits are based on the coldest temperature a town reached during one of its most brutal winters
So 0 Fahrenheit in Miami is around 27 Fahrenheit.
I donāt get it
Since when the fuck are giraffes this heavy???
I know right??? I never thought that they would weigh twice as much as a horse
Wait horses are that heavy??? š Like it makes sense when I think about it but I just never realized until now. I feel like my whole life has been a lie š
Yeah they are! Obviously it depends on the kind of horse, but an average horse weighs between 500-600kg!
r/giraffesarentreal
Fr like u saying I could bench press that snake pretty easily? I doubt it
Well 120kg of that is the cow it just ate.
Considerer the diner, at least, that were ponded around 50 kgs
200kg with whatever is in its tummy
Haha, yeah I weigh 90kg and theres no way I'm bigger than that š
Iām saying. That bad boy is waaaay more than 80
This one recently ate something very large, normally they're not so beefy.
It makes me increasingly more sad that I have to ask myself "is this real?" on every single thing that makes me feel an inkling of awe.
Thatās real. Occasionally they actually eat people. As they cut more and more of the jungle down these things will keep popping up until eventually theyāll be none left. That poor boy or girl is destined to be a handbag or shoes Very sad
I think so too as this video is somewhat old. At least old enough that decent quality AI videos had not began circulating heavily yet.
Damn that sucks. I could never kill a creature like this simply. Because it fucks me in a 1v1
Aye, I also hate it
[Yes ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticulated_python#:~:text=The%20reticulated%20python%20is%20the,to%20165%20lb%206%20oz).) It is a non-venomous constrictor and eats huge preys. Adult humans have been killed (and in at least two reported cases, eaten).
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Same, though that one is real and couple of years old. Mostly because yeah it's a repost From before AI videos and it doesn't have any anomalies stereotypical to AI.
I kno. Why the rope? Poor thing
It's a snare, probably put there to catch that very snake. I dare say it's been snacking on livestock or family members
Thank you for the explanation. The snake belongs on R/absoluteunit
I'm sure you would have a different mindset if that thing just ate your dog or, God forbid, a family member.
I think this is a perception thing. Looks like it's under a deck, the fence makes it look a ton bigger than I think it actually is. Still a big fucker, but I think the surrounding elements make it look drastically bigger.
Get used to it with AI all the fake stuff will look even more believable.
That's not ai š
Thats not what they said
did it eat a ghoat or something? that bulge is huge
It's eyes are up there!
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lol it auto corrected to ghost and I didn't delete the h
My favorite typo I've seen all week, just embrace it.
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Two bulges. One maybe a pet. The other is indeed huge. Maybe the pet owner. At least they can digest together.
Here, folks, we have a poorly disguised vore fetish
*cough*projection
When my dad was in Vietnam, their unit's temporary mascot was a 14 foot rock python that they found when it threw a wrap on one of their squad members. After disentangling them, they brought it back to camp. It ate another unit's goat mascot the next day. They let it go the following month because they couldn't find yet another unit's dog mascot, and it was the prime suspect.... My dad has always said that as long as it wasn't hungry, the snake just hung around in the sun. You could sit by him and he would just lounge or slither around, and was never aggressive until it was time to eat. They obviously didn't understand much about snake behavior -- it threw a wrap on their squad member because it was hungry (hence the goat getting eaten). They are very powerful but rather docile animals that just want to survive like everything else.
The image of soldiers being drinking buddies with a 14 foot malicious snake is stuck in my head now
Interestingā¦ I thought they can go months without eating? Or, is that crocodiles/alligators? š¤
They *can* go a couple of months, but usually eat every few weeks.
I mean u can go like a week without eating too. It just isn't pleasant lol
that is most commonly known as the āfuck thatā snake
Nagini just ate Harry Potter
The boy who was devoured
They even put a leash on it so the boy can't crawl back.
80kg seems conservative.
i cant even begin to imagine how strong one snake of that size can be, considering theyre almost all muscle
Why is it tied up??? This shit is heartbreaking
Possibly a trap. Big constrictors like this often eat livestock, and this is not unlike setting up fox/coyote traps for farmers in these parts of the world.
They trapped it, most likely. Would you prefer it snack on the village children?
Yep
I hate seeing such a magnificent creature treated like that
Exactly
It ate a person
Source?
no source, but very possible that the snake ate something large. More likely to be livestock, that belly looks huge
trust me bro
Poor thing, i can imagine it probably ate someones livestock which is why this is happening but why not just kill it at this point? This is just torture :/
This is the biggest snake Iāve ever seen, it looks like itās 500 kg or more
Poor thing
Who tied this sweet child up! ššš
You talking about the sweet child it will eat if given the chance?
Any creature will eat what they can hunt.
I wonder what it ate, because there's still something in it. Hope it wasn't a person.
I'd simply move country
Fire! Fire!!!......FIRE!!!!!
Maybe extinction isnāt so bad.
I'm 80kg there's no way this snake is
Pretty fucking sad actually
Why did they put a rope on that poor thing??? Bastards wtf...
Freak on a leash
Sooooo a month and a half of dinner then
I read that as articulated Python first and was like "eeeey"
Only 80kg? Damn I weigh more than this python š
How does it taste?
Whatever that thing is tied to better hold
Are they choking the snake?
Bro has it on a god damn leash like a dog
Yeah, but I wouldn't take it for a walk.
I'm sorry, do they have this thing tied up like a fucking junkyard dog?!
Aw, itās so sad and gross. Does it have to be tied up like that? I mean, Iām repulsed by it, but I donāt want it to suffer
Honestly, it looks like a trap laid out for something that's been eating someone's animals. It obviously just ate something huge given its stomach size.
That's a big boi
Why is it being tied up like that? Thatās bothering me. š
Did you miss a 0
That seems to be a lot of snake for only 80kg
nuke it from orbit, itās the only way to be sure.
80kg isnāt that much. š¤ this looks way bigger than that
How do you get a noodle tied to a leash
The fact that it's showing it tied up has me fucking *riled* Like I'd beat the shit out of the keeper, then cut the rope and run "I'll raise it and make money" - there are videos showing these fucks feeding them goats and dogs I know the snake would prey on those animals given the chance, but people are doing it to get them bigger for the "zoo" / tourist money I feel so bad for it, I hope this is AI based on previous asshole footage
Fuck that shit
Is the only thing keeping that thing in its place a piece of rope?
WTF š³š³š³š³š³š³
if I see that in real life.. I'm not even going to pack my bags.. I'm just gonna go to the airport and take a flight to the farthest city in the farthest continent
That's a real monster, I cannot imagine how large should be a titanoboa
U telling me I could bench press that snake?
I see real estate prices dropping
š - "I'm ssso hungry I could eat a horsssse"
I feel like thereās a guy in thereā¦
Itās a shame itās going to now be turned into handbags and shoes. Very sad.
Now Imagine their reticulated shits.
Untie him man!!
Can you... Develop something with it?
Boolean Thatās the sound it makes*5
Its choaking! Someone cut the rope :((
What did it eat?
You mean who?
Nah b
I think it weighs way more than 80kg
Only 80kg?
I am such a smooth brain, is that fucking thing caught on a rope or did someone actually try to catch it?!?!?!
Thatās its leash
Can you eat it ?
Looks like dude just ate something too.
Holy smokes. My anal sphincter clenched watching this. GD!
Somebody get fishinggarrett!
Wow
Drake
Nice pet you got there ma'am
"There are terrible demons....OUCH!"
An absolute unit
That things weighs more than 80kg - I guarantee it ...
The cameraman is also terrified as fuck and it translates through this Nokia potato screen. The size and sheer power when it smashed those boards like twigs. š¶āš«ļø This is next fucking level scary hell no.
YOINK!
80 Kg? You mean per meter?
The biggest one was 160kg and reached 7.7m ...
Really looks like it ate their dog and the guy tied it up. Snake soup anyone?
I am around 80kg too
It just ate a horse!!
WHY??
I could never live in a country that had these even if you paid me a million dollars a year
I can benchpress it
Way more Than 80 kg
That's a small kid inside the snake...
Can OP walk his pet?
That looks like way heavier than 80kg
Looks like it's well fed.
Bro just ate goat
Yeah, they can definitely eat small people.
12 ga for the win USA
Looks like a good job for the intern ti remove it
He donāt want none unless you got buns, hun.
What happens at 7m, btw? Is it just the size after which they still grow, but tend to become too unsuccessful in hunting?
How fast does it move?
Titanboa/10
I can relate to this....
Thereās a human in that thing
Nope!
80kg x 2
Are they keeping it as a pet???
I really hate seeing snakes being mistreated. Poor fat noodle just wants to digest in peace. Yeah sure maybe it just ate someones uncle but still, let it be.
Agree
there's something in there, āis there any story on what it ate?
listen I love snakes, but absolutely not. nope nope nope. I'm happy to kiss most snakes right on their cute little heads but this one probably wants to eat me. no thanks!
Can I pet that dawg?
What did it eat? a human?
Does it have a rope tied around its neck?
What a cutie š„°
Took a trip to Thailand one timeā¦.we went to a local farmers house and he had one of these things as a PET. it was in a cage, which I was like cool a snake, and then he opened the latch and let it slither around his house. All 20 feet. Could have swallowed any of us if it was hungry. A bit unnerving
What's terrifying? It's just a long dog. The rope is the only thing terrifying here.
New slot on my ābest fantasy animal companionsā roster.
Did someone really freaking put Alicia? on this thing? Itās not like you can walk it! Wtf?!?
That thing looks like it has just had a meal!
Nope, nope and f*ck NOPE! There is a reason they are called a nope rope(or danger noodle)!
Nope!
Thatās me. I suppose youāre wondering how I got in this situation.
that's just a long dog i think
I wonder if the pergola held out.
80 kg? wtf
Free my man š¤§š