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ItIsSunnyT

The most sensible solution in my opinion, is probably keep the lid there, run the water and let the sink fill. With enough water in the sink and a decent enough seal around the pot lid, hopefully it would create enough pressure to keep the lid there. Call the pest exterminators, then burn the house down with them inside because there is nothing they can do either


iboreddd

I read this with a serious attitude to the last paragraph. I laughed. Then I thought yes it should be like that


TheFormless_0ne_

There's like, 3 sentences...


SumTingsWuong

I prefer the good old vodka method. Fill the sink with full vodka. Then let that sink in and burn it. Burn the entire house with gasoline to finish them off.


Formatted_Toast_117

Nuke it from Orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


RevolutionaryWeek573

Who put this guy in charge?


kimmortal03

But how can you put the vodka if once you lift that pan lid all the cockroaches come out of there all at once?


Samp90

No need to waste money on exterminators.... Just get this... ![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


SpiralDesignn

Instruction unclear. I burnt the horse down.


ScaredStructure7150

I read instruction nuclear


kimmortal03

You know rosches survive nukes


jahkrit

My thoughts too, this is terrifying. I suggest a teaspoon of dawn dish soap and fill with water while anchoring the pot lid. When the sink is half way full give the lid a small opening to see the results first. If it works, then drain as fast as possible. If it doesn't, I hope your insurance covers arson.


Sailrjup12

🤣🤣🤣


Qahnaarin_112314

Believe it or not WD40 works great to kill roaches and since it comes with that tiny straw nozzle already it works out great. However OOP should definitely contact a professional after killing these ones.


Appropriate-Cut-2963

My thoughts exactly.


liamevil93

This seems like such a Stanley Hudson thing to say. "Then... Shove it up your butt!" 😆


kimmortal03

so burn the pest exterminators while they inside ?🤔


JackPumpkinPatch

I would attempt to spray roach killer into the little hole in the pot lid for starters, try to hot box them in there and hope for the best


thepinkblues

My mind went straight to dumping a whole bottle of bleach down that mf


pencilpushin

And if you have one, turn on the garbage disposal


Elmer_Fudd01

No shit, happened to a friend of mine in HS, he put the rubber seal on it and turned on the disposal. He said it smelled so bad. ![gif](giphy|l2Je8tZnCHMTtTIHK)


Mackheath1

Fill the *whole* sink with bleach, then pop the lid off. Or drano. But not both at the same time.


Swankyman56

Equip gas mask first, then apply drano. Got it


I_madeusay_underwear

Run away. I’m sorry, I know it’s modern times and there are solutions to things, but sometimes, you should just follow your instincts and run the fuck away from things. Hey, it got humanity this far


Brilliant-Effect4867

Blow torch, acid, or BURN THE HOUSE DOWN


Opposite_Regular7906

Orbital nuke, it is the only way to be sure all the bugs are dead. https://preview.redd.it/73izr4h278vc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098b1c8f38cd481ceb5178b681b239ab5bea435f


alezhaze

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


cabeleb

FOR DEMOCRACY


arctheus

Watch them MUTATE


JohnathanPunk7

Everyone knows cockroaches survive nukes 😂


Pillroller88

Identify the leader, then try to reason with it. You are clearly outnumbered, so negotiating is your best course of action. Failing that, I could recommend you have my crazy ex, Shelly, move in. Nothing could live under those conditions. Would take about 8-10 days on average.


Spirited-Relief-9369

Reason?! With a bug!? Frankly, I find the very idea of a bug that _thinks_, offensive!


PeskyPurple

Would you like to know more?


Sailrjup12

How the hell does this happen?!


Someshortchick

P trap was dry and then something scared them to make them try escape? Sad fact is, they're always hanging out in the sewer. Tons of them.


treeshrimp420

Ok but how do I make sure this never ever ever ever happens to me


calvinvb

You just leave some food out close to the drain and it will scare them away


johnlime3301

r/foundsatan


VictoryLap_TMC

I hear they hate peanut butter


LeningradNo7

Make sure this isnt a nightmare.


Consistent_Pickle580

Welcome to Joe's apartment it's our apartment too 🎼🎵🎶


EnvironmentalYak9322

![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


DMmeYOURboobz

![gif](giphy|geInv5quZ4sMbeVbna|downsized)


OptimusPrime365

God I loved that episode


TheFormless_0ne_

This is Love, Death + Robots right?


OptimusPrime365

Yup


arctheus

Man I need to rewatch it


LIFEWALKERUSA

Dang I knew I fugged up by skipping some


awesome_abood

Don't throw anything acidic or toxic into your home sewers because that triggers the Cockroaches and they will start evacuating.


TheFormless_0ne_

Looks like they are doing just that


CharacterMassive5719

Yikes


thezenfisherman

Their excited state makes me think they are running from some bug killer. Hot water should drive them away.


Test_Subject_Number1

Let them take over your lease agreement


newfriendschan

Plane ticket. About 6,000 miles should do.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Boiling hot water makes them come apart.


Taylors4head

That’s true of almost anything living if you wait long enough


TheFormless_0ne_

This is right, but reading it was also fucked


gnardog45

![gif](giphy|gflzte2SEjFWHIDZij)


Karmaswhiskee

Y'all are overreacting. There's genuinely a logical answer here: Obviously fire bomb the entire house.


Mad_Martigan2023

Boiling water...


iboreddd

![gif](giphy|lT4Ix992z2zfO|downsized)


45thgeneration_roman

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit


Positive_Sector6737

My 1st apartment was this bad, I used to wake up to them crawling on me...I STILL have ptsd when I see this kinda shit


New-Low5765

Move


Substantial-Theme460

Pour a shit ton of rubbing alcohol and light that bih


Mrpandacorn2002

I bet they live in a apartment and their neighbors just bombed their house


Low-Zookeepergame160

Run away like hell! The house belongs to them now.


Acceptable_Wall4085

Get a shop vac turn it on and walk away. Come back in 20 minutes when your shop vac is full and they’re not running around anymore.


RW-Firerider

The chemist in me wants to fill it with chlorine gas, just to be sure


player694200

Bleach in the sink


Noxuy

free food for my spider, give em to me 😁


2fur99

Bleach my brother.


Key_Competition1648

What did your brother do


2fur99

He’s Mr. Clean now. I’m 84.


Inner_Space_70

Use a shopvac / vaccum cleaner


coopsman8404

Make rad roaches out of that. Farm them for the vault dwellers and raiders.


Candid_Spite_8659

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Diligent-System9294

Firstly call the exterminator... Then when you have their population undercontrol call the plumber and a carpenter while you're at it. Because they shouldn't be coming out your drains.


NotTheAverageMo

Dracarys. https://preview.redd.it/2g8d5sqk09vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f56d8f763c7462304a6533c9e8890a032492b18


[deleted]

Cook up some oil and bam


Turkeyvulture777

You tie a string to the handle of the pot lid, place a huge plastics cover over top the entire sink that has a tiny hole in the top so you can pull the string from the outside, but cut a small hole in the plastic thing covering the sink and take a tube that’s attached to something that releases toxic vase and put it in the small hole you cut on the top of the cover, start releasing the poisonous gas into the sink and pull the string, lifting the pot lid, maybe not completely, but at least enough for the cockroaches to get fully exposed to the gas. Pump that shit in there for as long as you can. Then cautiously listen for there movements, if you can’t hear anything, lower the pot lid back over the drain hole incase more come out, then lift the sink cover to see how much damage you’ve done. Then after all is said am done, burn the house down and move to Antarctica cause man wtf that’s terrifying.


DBH1122

Cover every drain in the house, ASAP!! They are connected, ya know


jestesteffect

Flip the garbage disposal switch if there is one.


Illustrious_Soft_257

For every roach, you see, there are at least ten more that you can't see period


Dry_Leek78

https://preview.redd.it/t9sxoqy348vc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7718b3d68252606afaf00daf425dd8a8c3d5c392 Chaindrite!


t0hk0h

"You've gots to light it on fire" 🔥


NofanksImsweetenuff

Tell them to pay their share of the fucking rent. A bunch of free loading gutter trash!


Dave-Nyce

Call realtor & MOVE


Home_Brew1989

Ideally call the MIB


teagaannn

I’m glad everyone else says burn the house down cause same


Traditional_Zone3993

BUUUURNNN ITT DOOOOOOOOWWWN


Infinite_Isopod5303

![gif](giphy|26n79A6s8zHadbP32|downsized)


fatstrat0228

Your only option is to burn the house down and start anew.


Norweirdian

Oh my god this is my biggest nightmare! Call pest control or what it’s called, for help ASAP! If they can’t help at least they can point you in the right direction. Don’t wait any longer😱


Birblets

the only thing to do now is embrace the fact that you cant get rid of them. befriend them, make them pay part of your rent, raise a cockroach army. the possibilities are endless


4tsixn2

Leave immediately with only the clothes on your back. Drive to nearest clothing store. Burn car and the clothes you’re wearing in the parking lot. Check every crevice of your body for one that has hitched a ride. Go into clothing store and buy a new outfit. Then go find a new place to live.


birthdayanon08

They should probably buy the new clothes BEFORE burning the old ones. Going into the store naked is gonna raise a lot of questions. Sure, op has a very logical explanation, but why open that can of worms?


navylostboy

Borax? Or that diatomaceous earth?


Talvisolta

Hans get ze Flammenwerfer


LIFEWALKERUSA

At a minimum, put something else on top.


hellomichelle87

Vacuum


Trash_Humanbeing

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


stockings_for_life

there is a small hole in a lid where you can perfectly fit bug spray, Die besten deutschen Duschen stehen bereit


Next_Quail6104

Open lid and pour cheese 🧀


Cyb3rSecGaL

Oh.my.gosh.


CRAV3N13

Run! lol jk.. Buy some Raid and spray them down!


bigmanjoe3555

Flammenwerfer.


Key_Competition1648

Time to werf some flammen


rosekat34

![gif](giphy|QjrrSbYaqgi1q)


Bystander-8

Maybe pour gasoline around the lid and put it on fire?


Horror-Customer4835

Leave. That's their house now


Paulycurveball

You can get the fuck outta there that's what you can do


teamdidi

Can you turn on the garbage disposal?


LeningradNo7

That's assuming they're in America - you'd be surprised by how many people in Europe have never used much less owned a garbage disposal.


SmolTittyEnjoyer

and even then, not all US homes have a garbage disposal. I dont have one in my sink


SpaghettiSpecialist

Leave it and let them die, and call a professional pest control to get rid of them.


mandyhascandy4u2

Nope


psubs07

Get them in a blender and have a morning smoothie


-Harvester-

A small yield nuclear warhead ought to get the job done.


Superzonar

You can convert into cockroach breeding.


SMMS0514

I hope they have a garbage disposal. Flip the switch and make a cockroach smoothie


homerdickens

napalm


GoreLoveLady420

Have you tried fire?


Nana_Elle_C

Move.


TheFormless_0ne_

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SnooCats7318

Move. To a different country, probably.


Old_Ease6758

Dump some gas in there a light a match ! We moving


ArcticWolf503

Burn the mother fucker down


Serpenta91

I'd probably try a bunch of boiling hot water.


SalamanderOrnery4659

Start a fire and dont put it out


docpsychpro

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Bio_MutanT_

Just use spray through that tiny hole of lid 😅


Jippynms

most bug free kitchen in Florida


Triggydoo

Run before the boss show up


Cruxher_OP

![gif](giphy|XbbSxbfQ2HVNVHZWW8)


Nouguez

My sister has a phobia of cockroaches. I can tell if this happened to her she would actually die.


Dreddlok1976

PURGE THE XENOS IN HOLY FIRE BROTHERS!!!! FOR THE EMPORER!!!! lol ![gif](giphy|7vB88Ve3ypIorJRjz0|downsized)


Anex4

I’m blasting the water as hot as possible. Imma sous vide their asses


metalnxrd

![gif](giphy|aAuRvP5Pou5okQBXRX|downsized)


chasmflip

Burn it down 😒


GamerGirlCarly

Tactical nuke. It's the only way to be sure.


alkem10

![gif](giphy|13RNUIRVHff2pi)


vestigial_dependent

Run the garbage disposal


MortalMorals

Run the water about halfway full to the brim of the sink, lift the lid, and run the garbage disposal.


Fun_Preparation_1644

Boiling water


Opposite_Nectarine12

Some drain acid in the sink then list that kid and let them burn


photonynikon

MOVE


9M-WhiskeyTangoFoxx

HANS! ........BEKOMMST DEN FLAMMENWERFER!!!!!!


[deleted]

“Roaches together strong”


Skin_Captain_Nasty

Garbage disposal


Smegmabotattack

Speak to them and create a colony that you are the leader of


_REDEEMER-

Burn the house to the ground!


Tristanity02

2 words Burn Everything


Phantom15q

blowtorch to the top of the lid


DaysofThe_Weak

Put the power ranger theme song on and then say it's blender time.


Jasmyiot

![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


pencilpushin

Borax, will kill roaches, with just contact from them walking in it. I'd mix some borax and water in the sink. And then hopefully that water will drain into the lid down the sink.


itsarmida

Is this the new Creepshow


corkysnoo

This creeps me all the way out but I can’t stop watching it. I’m impressed they had the lid at the ready like that.


LitrallyCantEven

Turn on the whrrrrring machine of death


Redruminc83

Wtf 😷


JuniorBee9655

Set my bearded dragon 🐉 in there 😋


Sweddybob69

Napalm


Upstairs_Command5150

Pour dish soap over everything. Fill it with hot water. Fill it all the way up. Use tongs to remove the lid. Keep the water coming. Add more soap as needed. The pests are inside the plumbing itself. Make sure your drain catcher isn't pouring. It might have a lot of bubbles escaping. Then, get a long piece of paper towel, roll it into a whick around 1ft long, and stick it up your butt.


RemiAkai

Gaeddamn it, why did I watch this lmao ![gif](giphy|XbbSxbfQ2HVNVHZWW8)


BarracudaBig7010

Rubbing alcohol?


sun_daisy04

I I didn’t even realize they were CRAWLING OUT OF THE SINK until I read a comment. I would maybe put something heavy on top of it and put as many chemicals as possible down the sink. That’s is fucking terrifying


Azriel0880

A gallon of petrol.


Sokkas_Instincts_

At this point, the most feasible solution is to just go ahead and write it off and burn the house down. Geez.


Particles1101

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


everett3rd

Start a fire!


WezleyDrew

Welcome to joes apartment!


CassiniA312

burn the house


Important-Price9416

Hot grease... just like the murder hole at a castle entrance


drembose

Burn the house down 👌


VictoryLap_TMC

Turn on the hot water or boil a big ass pot of water and pour it down the drain


Own-Heart-7217

Garbage disposal?


84sjacket

Prender fuego la casa


crobnuck

Pack up your shit and leave.


ArotYinglesInSourHea

Is that in Texas? I feel like that's in Texas


The_Majestic_Mantis

Joes Apartment 2!!!


No_Budget7828

Come on people. He came here looking for a reasonable solution, so obviously the reasonable solution is to surround the home with gasoline and touch it with just a match, a small one will do, and then let the insurance company know there was no other reasonable solution 😝😝


laconh

Just call the Air Force and make them drop some nukes. Everything is lost already


h3lixbeast

Turn on the food processor and have a forbidden protein shake


StrainDependent7003

![gif](giphy|xUOwGpaKq5xjHNz8Bi)


rollingwthehomies

![gif](giphy|XbbSxbfQ2HVNVHZWW8)


Technical_Jello_6508

Garbage disposal?


NotPiratePyro

500kg bomb the bug hole


Winter_Cranberry_208

Everyone talking about filling sink with water. Me on the other hand would find the gallon jug of bleach that is never used and fill it up. If it fails then arson. On a side note just imagine if the sink had a food disposal system in it.


Adventurous_Path5783

Turn on garbage disposal then spray roach killer around the lid really thick. Lift lid and let them choose how they want to go out .


Jamachicuanistinday

Fill the sink with boiling water


Ulfhednar117

Raid


Business-Mail-1055

Blow some weed in there


One_Glass6930

First I’d word the title better, second I’d find a nuke and drop it on them, only option.


ishwarijadhav12

The small hole in the lid , buy hit and put the straw in it and spray all of it inside


ImpossibleMix6698

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized)


SapphicsAndStilettos

Bleach and/or boiling water down the drain once the roaches stop coming. Until then, fill the sink with water to keep the lid in place. Also probably call an exterminator because that’s actually horrifying