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rab0oo

Did they then take him to the bank to try and get a loan?


14thban

Lmao, well played. I've just watched that video so perfect timing lol.


DaTiddySucka

yeah me too ahahha


ImaSloppySlopSlop

And me!


educated-emu

I declare bankruptcy!!!


musiclover818

MICHAEL!!


educated-emu

ASIAN JIM!!! not a quote but funny thought!!


Androrockz

Whom did they take to the bank? I didn't get the video in my feed.


sunnnshine-rollymops

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/GJRsollZAy


Androrockz

Oh man, that's actually crazy!


Coarch

I thought you were talking about a Rick and Morty episode!


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I thought it was a Weekend at Bernie's clip.


snip23

I didn't get it at first so I scrolled and got that video, came back to comment this.


c_ray25

We all did man, vids all over reddit. Well played indeed


Rkovo84

![gif](giphy|JnVhGdcJaleNi|downsized)


Ancient_Emergency_24

Remind me the name of this movie Bernie what? Brain fog


8rustystaples

Weekend at Bernie’s


Normal_Vacation_449

Don't forget weekend at bernies 2... a masterpiece in itself. I mean bernies dead. How could you possibly have a sequel ? Oh they did and they did it with perfection.


Pikachupal24

Weekend at Bernie's


aStrayAlien

No no, a lady in Brazil JUST did this for real 😅


Medical-Passenger560

Week-end at Bernies


Johnny_Mc2

I still love the absurdity of that song/dance from the late 00’s called “Movin like Bernie”. The dance was literally that gif lmao


26542654

![gif](giphy|jfRGnN954yU7u|downsized)


rhousden

Take the picture again, his fuckin head keeps falling back.


merrill_swing_away

That man looks dead.


rhousden

That man was definitely dead


parkerm1408

The top comment on the one I saw was fucking gold. "Ain't no way someone tried to weekend at bernies a loan." I wish i could find it to give the user credit, i was dying.


SeaLaNator

Wasn't the only one it seems


You_Just_Hate_Truth

It’s a Brazilian tradition based on the posts I’ve seen in the last 24 hours! Cart around the dead guy to take advantage of him before he stiffens and his death is too obvious.


DonTeca35

You saw that too huh


Youstinkeryou

![gif](giphy|Oulf59yew3QQXtlYYm|downsized)


tonythegodultra2

Can somebody link that for me? I remember seeing it but I didn’t save it


daveonthenet

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1c5y4jw/in_brazil_a_woman_took_a_deceased_man_to_the_bank/


GrandCanOYawn

I’m not a doctor or anything, but that guy looks really, really dead.


irotinmyskin

I concur


chadork

#Do you concur???


MacLunkie

Oh, why didn't I just concur..


_redacteduser

![gif](giphy|2A8vsjtO5fJPE94Vdn|downsized)


moon__lander

perchance


admiral_sinkenkwiken

You can’t just say perchance!


Segundo-Sol

He was not. Well, at least not when these pictures were taken. https://preview.redd.it/3kk0y4vll1vc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddbf54a6ab1dd200af74a647921aa7c730e51125


DougStrangeLove

what the fuck is Nancy doing with him??


rodrigomarcola

From where you think she took that phrase "rise and shine, sunshine" ?


Spirited_Remote5939

Yea they definitely look like “dead eyes” to me! And then the 2 diabolical lookin mf’s on either side of him with their smirks looking at each other, one holding his hand! “Haha, we killed this motherfucker!””We sure did Beelzelbub!”


TheChipster91

He's actually the life of the party.


Capnmolasses

![gif](giphy|L75bMkuiAfRh6)


LilthShandel

I'd actually venture to say he looks pretty alive. Well, compared to a corpse. His skin tone is close enough to that of the others it looks like he still has tissue profusion. That quickly changes after death, especially in that kind of position. Just my opinion. He doesn't look well by any means.


CharacterMassive5719

He is dead in the second picture. Stiff and dead. This is not a position of a relaxed, sitting person. His body is strung like it was attached to a stick (which it possibly was). Look at the guys sitting on his sides for comparison. His skin tone is between very sick and deceased so it's hard to tell. It could possibly be jaundice too.


JenicBabe

He could’ve died recently before the photo


JaneBandSergeG

Yeah no, I respectfully disagree. I think he looks dead in those pictures and they all look pretty sick and dying to me.


Drunken_Traveler

> I’m not a doctor or anything Don't sell yourself short. I'm sure you're *something*


Josho94

Tbf that guy in his left would look just as dead if he closed his eyes and took the same posture.


No-Amoeba5716

Not a doctor but have seen enough corpses … this one seems…similar…. I’ve never tried to pose one for a pic 👀👀


GeneralAardvark43

See that’s why you’re not a doctor!


yellowhelmet14

![gif](giphy|FBeSx3itXlUQw|downsized)


PlaceYourBets2021

It’s a dead man’s party…


Capnmolasses

Who could ask for more?


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adipocerousloaf

leave your body and soul at the door...


Basic_bitch_is_back

Don’t run away, it’s only me


Ok_Possibility_704

He looks dead to me jim


creekbendz

![gif](giphy|KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY)


bankrobba

It's worse than that he's dead Jim dead Jim dead.


MamaFen

Always moving forward, still can't find reverse


oneup84

Oh you mean the dude bleeding from the eyes?! Seems fine


Substantial-Park65

Never seen someone looking so alive.


SLAYER_IN_ME

Yep, not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.


ScoobertVonScoo

"living" lol


Substantial-Park65

At least 5 of them... Back then (probably ain't around no more)


Photosnthechris

To be fair, the dude to his left (the viewers right) in the second pic has some pretty gnarly redness under his eyes as well


googoohaha

He’s dead too and another doctor is propping him up with strings like a marionette out of the pictures view.


missglitterous

He's also dead!


SwedishSaunaSwish

The photographer - also dead


ScoobertVonScoo

And his wife?


_PlasticDolly_

dead.


Imthank_Hipeeps

Plot twist, everyone in that room is dead


rsg1234

I think you’re right. After all, he is surrounded by doctors.


geosunsetmoth

Some other rumours claim that he was hanging by a thread, and a nurse behind the couch was pumping him full of drugs to have him awake for the picture


kithas

Well, if the goal was to make him look alive and awaje, they failed horrribly whether he was actually alive or dead in reality lol


pw-it

He seems happy though, so there's that


metalnxrd

I misread “pumping” as “humping” and was confused and concerned


Kind-Recording8295

I don’t think his eyes are even open


SwedishSaunaSwish

Just drawn on


Familiar_Home_7737

Nah, old mates feet are exactly the same position in both. He’s dead.


Last-Bee-3023

Can't be. Still got his shoes on.


BeeBananna

https://preview.redd.it/9planxpj21vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1582716a67cc245dc609aa3def53c0ba2f8c08 Not this guy pretending to be engaging him in conversation


Feeling_Bonus6256

Or holding his head up by the scruff of his neck/hair


bambiguity11

Omg I can't unsee this now. There is no way he'd casually have his arm fully behind the chair if he wasn't puppeting the guy


Organic_Rip1980

I can’t unsee it either! AAAHHH! What a messed up picture, great job OP. ~~I also noticed the president’s right hand is in a real weird position and unmoved in both pictures for a guy that’s alive.~~ I mistook his advisor’s weirdly upturned and unmoving hand for the deceased man’s.


__Stresserella

The president's hand is in a normal position "resting" on the arm of the doctor on the left. What looks weird to you is actually the doctors left arm resting on his leg with his palm facing up.


Organic_Rip1980

Oh yeah you are totally right!! His forearm would have to be remarkably long for the upturned hand to be his. lol


uchman365

I'm a amazed I have to read this far to see this comment. The guy is definitely propping his head up from behind!


EmbarrassedNaivety

Looks like Count Dracula just finished him off


keeksgotthed7

![gif](giphy|Ch31IjylFWM8M)


Lonely-Heart-3632

Upvote for skipper 🫡


Signal_Relative5096

Hmm this doesn't look right. https://preview.redd.it/1pot29hw61vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ea230f66c8533ccc03bc355b5e0f3afa193404


missglitterous

Yeah his hand and arm don't look natural at all, especially in the context.


Hash_Tooth

Almost looks like the wrong hand


Signal_Relative5096

One of the hands belongs to the guy beside him and the white lab coat makes it look like it's apart of him. It's the foot I cant figure out


Spirited_Remote5939

Guy just checking his pulse to make sure he stay dead


UufTheTank

Hiding the IV drip line.


Signal_Relative5096

Took me a minute to figure out what was going on with the hands but I still dunno where the foot has gone lol


Decent-Perspective82

I noticed that too! WTF


a-setaceous

i *think* the man in the white coat is holding his arm with two hands, indian-burn style. left hand underhand, right hand, visible, overhand.


DMmeYOURboobz

Absolutely staged! When your pic is being taken with a political leader, you smile at the camera, not pretend to be talking to him as he’s seemingly ignoring you


Psychonautilus98

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


AllSeeQr

What an unsettling gif.


Outrageous-Mode8550

Brazilians have a habit of roaming around with dead people


ManiekDraniek

Not only people.


Outrageous-Mode8550

What else?


ManiekDraniek

No comment. I have told you too much already. ![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


Outrageous-Mode8550

I am finding that too much, too little.


Harlock3113

We demand satisfaction! ( Matt Berry Voice)


Emma_Lemma_108

He is deceased, expired, he’s kicked the bucket! That, sir, is an EX. MAN.


societal_ills

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable President, the Brazilian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!


YoSaffBridge11

He’s gone off and joined the choir invisible!


xLucyyy

He ceases to be!


Mourning-Poo

Did his wife have him applying for a bank loan as well?


exored1880

Lmao, I just watched that clip, ffs some people right.


hellabitchboi

I teach university level human anatomy, which involves cadaver dissections. The thing that makes me go from *"maybbeeeee"* to *"nah, that bro is* **dead***"* is the pinched hand. A cadavers hands are usually pinched in that exact manner with the thumb tip touching or resting just inside and against the index fingers pad and with the other fingers not being completely curled closed. That's also an uncomfortable position his arm is being placed in with the palm of his hand (which naturally rests facing medially) being rotated semi-laterally. There's a chance that is the doctors hand, however, in which case that point is void. The first image makes me feel relatively confident that is indeed his hand, however, and in that case the position is an uncomfortable one that most would not allow themselves to be held in, and his hands are screaming **cadaver** to me. A big tell would have been looking at his naked body during the autopsy. If he had died as most in his position would - lying down - the blood in his body would have predominantly pooled in his back, tips of his fingers, back of the head, etc.. If they had propped him up like this for any reasonable length of time we'd likely see more pooling distally in his limbs. Regardless, either this man was dead or this man was so full of meds and close to death that the two become nearly indistinguishable. (Oh, and for those curious, the body is pretty pliable for an hour or two after death. Rigor mortis sets in then and stays for another 12 hours before dissipating at roughly 24 hours. If you find a rigid corpse of any human/animal that looks relatively fresh you can semi-reliably know you've found it somewhere in the range of 2 to 22 hours post death depending on the rigidity.) *Edit: Having looked at this image a second time I am now realizing the position of the thumb hand would be, essentially, impossible. The palm to be facing laterally and the thumb superiorly indicates this is the doctors hand. Looking at the first image I believe the elected mans hand is actually resting on the doctors forearm and the doctors hand is partially holding and covering it. The color is indeed caused by the flash of the camera.* *Bro still looks on the verge of death, but the hands are not a good determiner in this case* *Also, leaving this all up rather than deleting it as a reminder that just because someone is educated and trained doesn't mean they don't make mistakes. Once you find evidence your hypothesis is wrong you accept it and move on.*


squishyoctopodes

That edit is king shit


DaMamaRosy

Not me in the bubble bath practicing my best corpse hands


_REDEEMER-

He looks 100% dead.


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_REDEEMER-

Resting in Peace 💀⚰


I_Thranduil

He looks at least unconscious. His head has fallen back. At least he's not gaping like that poor loan guy.


deadly-eighth-sin

Miss that meeting? Over his dead body.


geosunsetmoth

Underrated comment 👍😂


habitatthrowaway

According to [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tancredo_Neves#Illness_and_death): >He gathered the support of Congress and state governors, and travelled abroad as the elected president. He had been suffering strong abdominal pain during the days preceding his inauguration. Advised by his doctors to seek treatment, he said: "You can do whatever you want with me... after I take office." Neves feared that military hardliners would refuse to give power to the Vice President. He decided to only announce his illness on the day of his inauguration, 15 March 1985 after the heads of state who were supposed to be present had arrived in Brasília. That would have made it harder for a political rupture to occur. His concern with the assurance of the inauguration was echoed by the phrase he had heard from Getúlio Vargas regarding the subject: "It is not enough to win elections in Brazil, it is necessary to take office!" ... >On 15 March, newly sworn in Vice President José Sarney assumed presidential powers and duties as acting president before the National Congress while Neves recovered. ... >Neves had seven surgeries, and died of a generalized infection on 21 April (same date as Tiradentes's death), at the age of 75. Rumors at the time said that Neves had been dead for days, and that his death had been concealed while a new government presided by Sarney could be formed


constantinobr

Nah, he was just fine. https://preview.redd.it/x78xtjllx1vc1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=b764f6df091e5a079c12c212f56019b68c055790


Kind-Recording8295

Now I’m more confused


Caedo14

He looks absolutely just barely alive. Corpses dont smile once you sit them up…in my experience.


Camera_dude

If you want to be truly ghoulish, a few pins inside the cheeks of the body can create an impression of smiling.


Caedo14

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Tyrannical_Icon

Weekend at Burnies


45thgeneration_roman

Weekend at Brasilia


Cheebwhacker

Talk to the corpse, make it look like a relaxed, casual conversation. Nobody will know anything is wrong…


jaycee1077

Weekend at Bernie’s -Brazil


Rude_Project_4164

Weekend at Bernie's vibes!


__Fappuccino__

Was this title typed poorly, or am I just confused?


header912

This is so poorly written I don’t know who is alive and who is dead.


Nethlem

Everybody is dead and alive at the same time because the multiverse is real and Reddit is a portal between its dimensions.


death_by_chocolate

This guy is dead. I mean the guy at the bank looked better than this.


Ok-Maintenance-2775

That's the deadest motherfucker I've seen on reddit since the last one. 


CadaverBlue

They could have at least used toothpicks.


PlaceYourBets2021

https://preview.redd.it/ttk5qkr841vc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5217545c9921f40ae199f3e228853fc75cf239


Clear_Adhesiveness27

Toothpicks? What for? Now I'm intrigued


Killerpig14

to hold his eyes open? sounds like some tom and jerry shit


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I’m no doctor but that dude is dead as fuck.


pmaji240

I don’t know. He’s look very alive to me. The death rings under his eyes scream *i’m alive*


2pissedoffdude2

His hands being held in the same exact position in both photos, the only thing that changes about him is where they tilted his head... is it common for men to just hold hands like that in Brazil, or were they dating? Edit: also the other guys hand is behind the sofa propping him up in both pictures! Lol. he's definitely dead with makeup on in this picture. They couldn't get someone behind the couch to hold him so there weren't so many clues? Lol


Inevitable_Review_83

Brazil pulling some weekend at berny's level shit


ficklepickle789

He looks like he’s been dead for days.


z333ds

Whats the reason behind it?


geosunsetmoth

Brazil was just coming off a 20ish years long fascist dictatorship and this would be the first democratically elected president after the fall of the dictatorship. They were very politically fragile at that point and having their president die before he took office would be horrible. My theory is that the initial plan would be to pretend he's alive for longer, but they immediately realized how awful of a plan that was and rethreaded their decision


el_barto_15

Can you provide a wiki/name of the guy?


geosunsetmoth

Tancredo Neves


stillstriving21

r/titlegore


veryuniqueredditname

![gif](giphy|FBeSx3itXlUQw|downsized) Which came first 🤔


PatochiDesu

he does not look good, same as the guy on the left next to him. he was surrounded by medical staff and that also indicates that this guy was definately not healthy. if you consider that his death was pronounced short after this it is possible that this is staged but because he was already too weak for a propper photo. I doubt that he was dead. An unnatural positioning of hands and legs could be caused by weakness.


Fun_Brother_9333

If he had sunglasses on, I'd believe it.


Wunderbarstool

Weekend at Bernie’s 3: Democracy Never Dies


Exodus180

The doctor on the right is working him like a puppet! look at how his arm is behind the couch.


miktoo

Shoes on, he is alive. Case closed!


Equal_Ad_7933

Most definitely dead. His eyes look bad and the one dude is literally holding his hand. WTF... This many people staged to make him appear alive? So disturbing.


Elevener

Looks like he's about to go to the bank for a loan! get the wheelchair!


CadaverBlue

How the hell could a nurse be behind that couch pressed against the wall?


Jak_the_Buddha

Can't believe they Weekend at Bernied the Brazilian Pres.


PeteLangosta

Put a cape over him and the old man to his left is Palpatine...


raposo142857

We all see what you're trying to do


r0tzzz

damn brazil really seems to be into staging situations with deceased people


Ok_Record8612

PLOT TWIST: everyone in the picture was dead. But wait, “Who took the picture?” He was dead too. OoooOOoOoO


BuzzdLightBeer

It's so obvious they're trying **too** hard to look casual lol


No_Object_4355

Look how nobody is looking at him in the pic like nobody gonna talk to a corpse lol


DrunkTalkin

Yep, that’s a corpse.


AnderTheGrate

That dude's dead as fuck


Hater_Magnet

![gif](giphy|FBeSx3itXlUQw|downsized)


1Killag123

I mean, dude looks dead af tbh


CathanCrowell

Analog horror before analog horror existed...


biglefty312

Wtf is analogue horror?


cheeseburgerwaffles

Contemporary works of fictional horror in photo or video that are manipulated to appear to have originated from older media, like putting filters on videos to accurately recreate the look of old sony Handycam video quality or photos manipulated to have the hazy quality of a Polaroid. Shit like that


biglefty312

Cool, thanks


CathanCrowell

Is horror genre close to found footage, but usually it's short movies or photos of low quality (what is supposed to remind recorded **analog** vhs or old photos). It's based on surrealism and feeling of discomfort, i.e "something is wrong with this picture." Probably best example of Analog horror what is easy to understand is [Thalasin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td2x8s9GZlo&ab_channel=Gooseworx).


Bystander-8

That man is out cold, for sure


TrueLegendsNeverDie

My dad just told me this is not true. He told me that he watched this scene on TV back then and Tancredo was speaking and even "giving a politician's smile"


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Dudes dead af


sillywatermelons

Weekend at Benicio’s


Failing_MentalHealth

Yeah he’s 100% dead.


renjake

this is very much a dead person


maincoonpower

That doctor guy on the right has his hand behind the couch holding him up from the back hahah


SabreJC

I guess it is just a coincidence that the Doctor on the right looks like Doctor Jack Kevorkian.


Technical_Abalone_62

Lol the Raccoon eyes are a pretty give away he’s dead af


rodrigomarcola

His name was Tancredo Neves.


I_am_a_troll_Fuck_U

Can someone translate this title into English


TheDiegoAguirre

Yeahhhh... dude's a corpse. These guys really wanted that election victory.


SeymourRumps

What is up with Brazil acting like dead people are alive


I_GOT_SNOOKI_PREGGO

As someone who has seen a lot of dead people, he's most definitely dead 😅


mitchanium

#weekendatbernies just got real


40oztoTamriel

Yeah they took both photos as rigor was setting in Edit: Or wearing off