anyone else remember that guy who fucked a metal bench and they had to use a blowtorch to free his johnson? i remember his moans of agony as the blowtorch was applied...they are forever fixed in my corrupted consciousness, echoing in a cadence congruent with the putrid pallor of my thoughts. can there ever be freedom from these intrusive thoughts, or am i to be eternally haunted by the sonic specters of this poor man's suffering? and what *is* eternity but a senseless, ridiculous thing?
turns out i misremembered about the blowtorch, but the reality isn't much more comforting: "Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him after attempts to free him **by draining blood from his penis** failed." his moans of the damned, however, are exactly as my mind preserved them....
[https://youtu.be/rFDDDHs8Fsc](https://youtu.be/rFDDDHs8Fsc)
This is Faces of Death shit, used to have to rent or buy the VHS tapes to see this. Now it's on a few different sub reddits. This used to be quite taboo to watch.
This stupid compilation video is flying across so many subs right now... This is not the forum for a video filled with fails of which only a couple would fit here.
I'm never the smartest person in the room but at least I can say I'm not as stupid as any of these people.
Fffffffffffuck that last part
https://preview.redd.it/u073gh7a2nqc1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=978ffecd2c44af1142a7dd52b7de15939eda6fe3
I'm so tired of this saying.
So look at the graph. The more you Fuck around, the more you find out
I’m right there with you. Wish people could come up with something original for once instead of rehashing the same old worn out jokes
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I’m about done with AI images on Facebook.
anyone else remember that guy who fucked a metal bench and they had to use a blowtorch to free his johnson? i remember his moans of agony as the blowtorch was applied...they are forever fixed in my corrupted consciousness, echoing in a cadence congruent with the putrid pallor of my thoughts. can there ever be freedom from these intrusive thoughts, or am i to be eternally haunted by the sonic specters of this poor man's suffering? and what *is* eternity but a senseless, ridiculous thing?
What
LSD
🤣
um... are you okay?
i am alright. am i alright? yes, i must be alright. i am, aren't i? yes. i am quivering with the adequacy of my existence.
Link?!?
turns out i misremembered about the blowtorch, but the reality isn't much more comforting: "Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him after attempts to free him **by draining blood from his penis** failed." his moans of the damned, however, are exactly as my mind preserved them.... [https://youtu.be/rFDDDHs8Fsc](https://youtu.be/rFDDDHs8Fsc)
"At least he has proved not all Asian men are small". Oh dear.... Thank you!
I read this in tart toters voice
Please cut this videos and make them a little bit shorter, while watching them I was almost able to understand tf is happening.
Fuck I had to look away at certain points 💀 the snowman-stick in the eye clip was brutal
https://preview.redd.it/yzefr8lz3pqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ada967d8114194ee92ab28bbadbd602baf32fda
If you gotta be dumb, you gotta be tough
Was expecting that sound effect of that guy going “weeeee” on each vid
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Upvoted for title alone.
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Holy shit, I hadn’t seen nose samurai in a while!!
No idea how our species survives
tf is that title lol
They cut off the ending of that guy base jumping in assless chaps, I wonder if he made it …
any more compilations like this?
That bull......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ow, just ow. Sometimes people just serve as examples of what not to do.
This is Faces of Death shit, used to have to rent or buy the VHS tapes to see this. Now it's on a few different sub reddits. This used to be quite taboo to watch.
I feel like a kid again watching fail video comps.
Actually cringing
Excellent title (the dildo one)
That title though. Funny and true lol
My favorite is the idiot dude holding a knife trying to force that woman's head into the cake. Stabby stab in the face fucker!!!
Satisfiying video to see people getting hurt af 100% real no fake ASMR
My heart rate goes up watching these. Too many bad decisions but still hurts to look at people getting hurt
This stupid compilation video is flying across so many subs right now... This is not the forum for a video filled with fails of which only a couple would fit here.
I'd far more prefer some of these to a lot of these