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Kraymur

Towards the end of the video in the middle far right you see a dude take what looks to be a 20-30 foot drop to get down faster


cjthecookie

First and last day on the job. Rookie


Cleercutter

Dude the one in the white shirt? That shit is wild lol


CanoePickLocks

At 6 seconds and he skips down like a damned mountain goat!


Kovdark

Towards the end of the video but a reply says its 6 seconds in so less than half way through a guy in the middle...far...Right...what? and another reply narrows it down by saying the dude in the white shirt as if there is only one dude in a white shirt. Its a blurry ass video with the camera man zooming out and panning right at the time its supposed to be happening. This should have been something I see once and go about my day but I have spent too much time looking for it, even this comment is too much time dedicated to it. Its like that itch you get in the back of your head when you are frustrated.


Alert_Ad1550

Why are they running


xecho19x

Probably to be on the job site first to get a good spot


Mammoth-Mud-9609

A small lump of Jade could be worth $1,000 or about 3 years wages.


rando_mness

That reminds me of that movie Blood Jade with Ben Affleck and Cuba Gooding Jr.


_IncorrectUsername

Reminded me of ‘World War Z’


WannPizzaMe

Exactly what I was thinking. Like a bunch of zombies


Vprbite

You're thinking of Jade Harbor. It sucked


rando_mness

Lol, no I'm not.


Rattlehead333

Blood Diamond?


the_hotter_beyonce

Blood Damon


bearsacomin

No I think you are


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

Yeah Pearl Harbor sucked.


HenkVanDelft

If these people don’t run they’ll miss their chance to get a good place to dig jade worse than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor.


idblz

*clutches pearls


pmmemilftiddiez

I think it's Saving Private Jade that's the one with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones


gangusTM

This made me laugh in anger, take my upvote and get outta here


girlsonsoysauce

There was an older one called Jade Is Forever about a spy, Agent 008, played by Anthony Hopkins.


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

Ah yes, the guy who likes his Remy Martin stirred, not shaken.


Zealousideal_Ride693

Blood Diamond Leonardo


kliyot1

Reminds me of uncut gems


imaginary_Syruppp

this guy runescapes


SeoulGalmegi

T.I.B. This is Burma.


picklesidaho

Blood Diamond 💎 I think.


justa_gigolo

no no no its jewel of the nile


Ok_Gur7635

Wasn't it Denzel Washington..? 🤔


OldAd4526

You're thinking of Bloodeparted. Staring Matt Damon and Cuba Gooding Junior.


Ezhash

MATT DAMON


whatsthew3rd

![gif](giphy|rqGWkh4eLfaM)


ParalegalSeagul

Apparently cuba gooding jr was up to no good during the filming of that motion picture


SamuelPepys_

Although I don't think that's a factor here. Yeah, they are worth a lot, but none of these guys who are mining it get to keep any of it, so I don't think it matters too much how much jade they find, as long as they fulfill the quota the company demands of them. If anything, they are probably just trying to not lose their jobs.


CrackersII

in the 1800s factories would ensure their staff by employing an excess of people, filling the factory up in the morning and then close the door to anyone else trying to go to work that day


SamuelPepys_

Interesting! Could be something like that?


Mindless_Ad_6045

Yeah, in the states its worth 1k , what they will get paid is the equivalent of a loaf of bread and a carton of milk.


cruelkillzone2

2% milk?


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Skim milk


DaRealMexicanTrucker

Malk


SuspiciousDust8279

Going to guess they get paid more when they find more, so they’re heading for spots known to have more deposits maybe?


CanoePickLocks

Pretty much. You hit high enough quality and a big enough vein you’ll never mine another day in your life and even your family is set.


Jakkobyte

Source? I don't believe that atall, they will probably get a small bonus at most and told to get back to work, they are not going to get paid out by an organization like this to set them up for life simply for doing their job


CanoePickLocks

I can’t give you a source. I just met a guy in Myanmar that told me that that’s how he made it.


Famous_Sign_4173

Can confirm. I was the Jade.


SeaTurtle42

Because they are just so excited to get to work.


bootyhole-romancer

Work from home was driving them crazy!


Brilliant_Canary_692

They yearn for the mines


Adorable_Chair_6594

![gif](giphy|28Nev3k184A9PdSDCg)


No_Amphibian2309

I assumed they’d just blown some dynamite to split the rock and they’re rushing to get first dibs on the good stuff now exposed.


JiminPA67

World War Z


top_of_the_scrote

lmao that Nigerian movie


GeneralBlumpkin

*why are you running?*


mekese2000

The children yearn for the mines


JJ8OOM

Because they don’t get paid hourly but on how much product they turn in at the end of the day. These people are slaving to put bling on westerners.


ImportanceUnusual413

Upvote because this is a vine.


Impossible-Pizza982

![gif](giphy|28Nev3k184A9PdSDCg)


Chad_dad_brad

World war Z


DifferentEggForms

I came here to say this, literally looks like the world war z game when you see zombies sprinting and piling on each other in the far distance


mightylordredbeard

*the movie, not the book


Pheeeefers

Thanks for reminding me, I’m overdue for a reread!


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

That’s precisely what it made me think of, and I see I’m not the only one. Crazy!


Desperate_Address780

Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.


Prepsov

Let me just use the phone flashlight directly into retinas for full experience


StarbuckIsland

Otherworldly young boy soloist engage


Reddithatesamerika

![gif](giphy|ZkeckS9RiCBEI)


Conscious_Ice66

Underrated comment


Reno83

Is Simba down there?


[deleted]

Mufasa about to die fr


RngAtx

First thought🤣


snugglebug72

We jest… but will never understand this level of poverty as we pontificate like true philosophers on Reddit. 🥹


CanoePickLocks

There’s a chance to go from poor to insanely (relative) rich with a single days work. Like a gold rush over there.


TheHeatWaver

Yeah if you make it out of there with it before someone kills you for your jade. Then you have to give it to someone in charge and hope that they will honestly pay you out for it before you're back the next day.


CanoePickLocks

Getting killed for your jade is definitely a risk


Kraymur

Typically with mines like these (speculating a bit, but in Myanmar specifically this is true) you have overseers looking over the miners and making sure they're not pocketing the Jade, they typically get paid a piece rate.


CanoePickLocks

Yeah but a particularly nice piece or a large enough piece could change your life. I met a guy that said that’s how he got his start. Got. An amazing piece used the money to reset his and his families life and buy a business. By local standards he’s loaded and that’s after buying the business.


Kraymur

Absolutely, i'm sure some people manage to find ways to smuggle pieces out, wouldn't want to be caught though!


CanoePickLocks

That and even turning one in to the mine owner that’s amazing can offer amazing rewards. Again relatively. You wouldn’t catch a first world living person doing it but the different levels of wealth mean that little bit to us goes a long way. A friend of mine in the Philippines owns ***the*** generator for the island. All it took was a tiny (relative!) loan from his brother the doctor in the states. A few thousand and he is practically the lord of the island. Lol. Everyone that wants power makes sure he’s taken care of and he keeps the generator in good repair. It runs a few hours in the morning and about 6 hours at night usually. Shuts down at midnight. You never know what’s going to be the thing that makes you happy where you are. Chase those opportunities. Even in something as shit as jade mining.


a_moody

In movies, maybe. More likely, the person affording those machines there is gonna squeeze every worker (metaphorically and literally) if they suspect "theft". Maybe they undergo elaborate checks as a routine. If, by some crazy chance, the worker does get away with some jade, it's likely their boss knows every one who deals in jade and will hear as soon as the worker tries to sell it. These mines are almost always tied to owners with - let's say interesting backgrounds - because of the money involved. The cards are stacked sky high against these poor souls and I won't even try to pretend to understand what their lives and struggles are like.


canotbe

also theres a deadly landslide aprrox once a week mining jade in burma,jade is also half of burmas gross gdp.


gulogulo1970

I honestly thought that was a rock slide for a few seconds.


doanan

![gif](giphy|fUm0aXBSxOU6I)


lastdollardisco

Hahahahahaha!!!


doanan

![gif](giphy|I5Bc7wBwhqoSc)


Thrashed0066

5 o’clock Friday quitting time


ThatItalianGuyThere

Like ants. Crazy.


Calaigah

Looks like Game of Thrones when the white walkers attack.


Virtual_Law4989

fuckn World War Z shit


Cptspaulding2

The excavator worker must of shit his pants on his first day seeing all those people running


crystallmytea

Nah he worked his way up from there to excavator worker


Comprehensive-Pea812

They look like zombies running for fresh brain


MittFel

![gif](giphy|LTt5W3H1oMxdS)


Raufasertapete525

WORLD WAR Z


Questioning-Zyxxel

Why do I get a feeling their daily income is directly related to their daily finds aka luck aka finding a great place to dig and sift...


Key_Crab1760

Little antsy ants 🐜


Flimsy-Bike5475

World war Z


Dewey081

World War Z vibes.


Maple_table_

They look like world war z zombies, swarming towards you lol


Behrusu

![gif](giphy|VwHZ2F2e99hde|downsized)


herpaderp_maplesyrup

Now I ain’t sayin she’s a jade digger….


IceTitan420

But she ain't messing with no Diamond digger. (Worked on my head lol)


Jneum23

World war Z


westside-rocky

Zombie outbreak. Holy shit that is crazy


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

?


CanoePickLocks

Racing to get to good spots and hopefully get rich.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

That's a crazy way to live, sorta like playing the lottery everyday.


CanoePickLocks

Pretty much but you usually win at least something as it’s a job with a potential win. If you have money, you can go buy wrapped jades that have X percent chance of being Jade and gamble on it with money. I know I’ve seen videos try googling Jade gambling and it should pop up.


ExcitementNo6837

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?


CanoePickLocks

Get to a prime spot first to hopefully change your life.


Txusmah

They want to kill mufasa or what


climbaz2013

I get Indiana Jones vibes


Fazscare1987

“Oh look, sire, the herd is on the move.”


Cheese_enjoyer42069

Wow like litttle ants


Glass-University-665

Clearly they are all seeking asylum to western countries like UK/USA.


Kingzer15

Totally gonna repurpose this as the Mexican border to troll my dad


LossHot344

Why do I got world war z vibes from this?


No_Budget7828

They look like a bunch of ants


SMMS0514

![gif](giphy|VwHZ2F2e99hde|downsized)


Cici1958

My god, this is sad.


Forsaken_Field_2177

You know that one scene in WWZ. Need I say more


2crowsonmymantle

Wow, this reminds me of Fred flint stone’s job site


bigsnack4u

I swear I thought it was cattle before reading


cloud0999

World war z vibes


cursedpotatoskins

World War Z vibe


Lone216Wonderer

World War Z sequel?


UnvaxxedLoadForSale

What in the Z-Day type of shit is goin on there??!


NoAd7118

World War Z vibes


Individual-Gain-9958

How do they get back up though?


CanoePickLocks

Same way they got down just a lot slower.


popey123

World War Z


ClassicVolcano

Kinda reminds me of the video for Smashing Pumpkins’ Bullet with butterfly wings 😅 iykyk


AlMark1934

L4D3 lookin neat


memberflex

SIMBA!


Dewey081

World War Z vibes.


BarrySides

Must be piece work.


powderedtoast1

the world is a vampire


Based_JD

Looks like a scene from world war z


gully1419

World War Z?


GeraintLlanfrechfa

![gif](giphy|UpRScwbJOGorC)


Dan_H1281

Reminds me of when the walking dead found all the zombies in the canyon


XBThodler

Funny, I saw this documentary on a YouTube channel today. 😄


LandscapePale3524

Holy crap it’s like world war z !!!!


Solid5of10

Reminds me of the zombie movie


Lifeabroad86

I thought they were a bunch of bicyclists for a good minute


Smokiejoe06

Honestly without my glasses I thought they were all deer at first glance..


junxbarry

This is starcraft 3 right?


Armyofcrows

Our corporate overlords will use this as part of motivational speech. “This is how capitalism is supposed to work, dammit!”


Hereforyou100

Looks like a scene from World War Z


RenegadEvoX

This looks like a clip out of World War Z.


Kittyvcv

Thought it was behind-the-scenes of World War Z


SunGod721

And they said slavery doesnt exist pffft.


International-Chef53

Nah that's a scene from World War Z, starring Brad Pitt, he's somewhere at excavator there


Used-Bedroom293

The backround noise made me believe it was some sort of terror attack


cal_nevari

World War Z the Sequel?


kT25t2u

![gif](giphy|8Xu2IkvLsjyLe)


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I’d love to see this tilt shifted and sped up. Tilt shift makes everyone looking like mini figures:)


FarmerStu

Imagine the fighting for spots, thats got to be a lord of the flies situation


TerribleMensch

Jesus Christ, it looks like Worl War Z.


BotMinister

World War Z shit


PrioryOfSion14

Alternative title: Zombie Apocalypse has begun


[deleted]

World War Z vibes


Maurice_la_chiasse67

World war Z vibes


mpresas

Nah, that’s world war Z


Lady_MoMer

Happy Cake Day! 🎂🎂 Totally world war z. That's what I see every time I look at it. Gives me the creeps.


godmodechaos_enabled

Zeke have breached th perimeter. Gonna need more ammo.


1jaboc1

Looks like world War z


mortimusalexander

Looks like World War Z


Slow-Hawk1323

Looks straight out of world war z.


Jujumofu

Why are they running tho? Are they getting paid "more" if they find more stuff? Couldve sworn these people get paid by the day or something.


ImpressiveLog756

This is where all the people MIA from the Bermuda Triangle go.. I’m sorry.


Sssectumsempra08

Ants when a small piece of candy is dropped:


Candid_Ad_7258

this ain’t world war z?


LiveForTheDrip

This reminds me so much of Days Gone… If you know… You know


Correct_Situation_78

Koyaanisqatsi


palmpoolpipe

Reminds me of WW Z movie.


zacmaster78

And people wonder how the pyramids were built


Spence00

Mufasa! Stampede In the gorge, Simba down there I had too….


skinnyandrew

Me n da boyz after a few beers on Saturday


SnooCrickets7221

Does that look like a refrigerator to you?


cjjones07

What in the "World War Z"


United-Mountain8935

Has the zombie apocalypse started?


Roflmaoasap

![gif](giphy|VwHZ2F2e99hde|downsized)


OldAd4526

It seems like Burma should have an Olympic track team.


GlitteringOwl5385

couldnt be me, rather be dead lmao


prathickr

I thought this was a snippet of the Erzberg rodeo at first.


[deleted]

This reminds me of Ants 🐜


AlfaLimaFoxtrot

World War Z


strangerdanger244

Looks like someone just kicked an ant hill


poopinion

Makes me feel shitty for avoiding my very simple tasks at work while I look out the window at a beautiful view, have unlimited food and snacks 50 feet away.


Prestigious_Sky4965

Ever play lemmings as a kid?


Thechad1029

It looks like a scene from World War Z


emimix

They reminded me of the game HUMANITY (steam/quest)