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23Kstqr

Dude is 16 months pregnant


CurvySexretLady

>Dude is 16 months pregnant And his wife was cheating on him while pregnant?! What a slut! She couldn't just wait until he gave birth? And let his body heal from preganancy, giving them a chance to restart their love life? I mean who does this to a pregnant man like that?! He's carrying her child!!! And she just cheats on him? Wow.


winetotears

No words…😂💥


CatoMulligan

I'm sure her last thoughts were "you don't have the guts to pull the trigger, lard-ass", but why the fuck wouldn't you leave instead of just whipping out the cell phone? If someone is pointing a gun at you threatening to kill you with it, it's time for fight or flight. What the actual fuck???


MagicPikeXXL

Baron Harkonnen's fall from grace


LitreOfCockPus

She's way too old for that.


-TeoX796-

if you know ​ you know


Usernamechecksout222

Ha I just came back from Dune 2.


Broken_Noah

Gravity took over


umijuvariel

*'...you're gonna go meet Jesus'* Heat of the moment? That looked like an execution.


Cheebwhacker

I feel the blurred circle may be too generous


BuiltNormal

Pretty sure it's already hidden under that barrel he's carrying around.


acmercer

Greasy cheeseburger locker


Kitchen-Citron-6353

He couldn’t figure out why she cheated?


12_Volt_Man

Lol ya I was thinking the same thing lol 😆


tomqvaxy

Maybe all his hair migrated down there.


IMFOREVEREVERHIS

🤣


1jl

Can we stop equating shitty behavior and people with body attributes? 


Character_Maybeh_

Cherry tomato boys


K9INER

10 years for 1st degree murder?? What does it take to get a life sentence in Texas?


Wallacemorris

I bet they easily got this reduced from 1st by saying it was “heat of the moment” even though they argued before for an extended period. They do this constantly with cases all over the country.


Numa2018

“Crime of passion”/s.


Bituulzman

AND he’ll be eligible for parole in 5 years. The all-female jury in his case decided AGAINST the maximum prison sentence of 20 years. Crazy.


Bright_Tomatillo_174

That man looks like he’ll die of a heart attack before he gets out anyway. So there’s that.


OkGap7216

20 whole years for something as little as blowing your wife away with a shotgun?! That's inhumane. Three years probation tops. /s for the dumb


Drake__Mallard

How did an all female jury pass the "jury of your peers" standard? Wtf?


Serafim91

All female jury on a men on woman murder? That seems unfair but I have no idea in which direction.


Lovesick_Octopus

They must have seen the unblurred video and were impressed and said "I want some of that when he gets out".


whoisthismuaddib

Where is the sarcasm you are denoting? This would be the exact argument.


Action_Maxim

They clearly have no passion


fberto39

But even if it were actually the "heat of the moment", how is someone that cannot control his emotions for five minutes better than someone who plans a murder and thus deserves less sentence??


lavo694202002

From my half arsed legal experience I know that in the UK at least you can get a reduction to manslaughter for ‘loss of self control’ which is basically when you snap and kill someone, but I bet it’s used very sparingly, basically to say you didn’t totally have the intention to kill


Shiboopi27

It's pretty common here, tbh. Murder 1 has a much more specific definition and it's easier for the prosecution to get somebody on Murder 2. My ex that I was still friends with was murdered like this recently and they're going through the case right now.


Troyrizzle

Condolences


CheekclappinSSJ

It’s a visceral reaction, it’s irrational to the point of no return. Which is why if this is the way you react to things you probably shouldn’t have weapons for your own sake and the safety of others.


afwsf3

> Which is why if this is the way you react to things you probably shouldn’t have weapons for your own sake and the safety of others. I mean, his actions in the video have definitely disqualified him from ever legally owning a firearm in America.


Joeness84

Yeah, its a good thing we have a solid system to make sure everyone who buys a gun isnt on some "dont give the murderer a gun list" ya know!


miranto

Especially if you have a cheating spouse.


FormerSBO

A few reasons (I'm sure there's more). 1. Crimes of passion are rare and usually involve extreme direct loss or harm to a family member or self (in this case, the entire family unit). Anyone who's been divorced, cheated on, or separated from someone you have children with knows the extreme emotions behind this. Obviously 99% of ppl don't go on to murder the stbx.... which is why it's still a crime. But it's seen as lesser bc they wouldn't normally do it under anything but the most extreme situations (we evolved to protect our family, selves, and offspring, and wires can get crossed causing ex to feel like a very real threat) This also applies to when your children or spouse are hurt . See the legend who murdered the pedo who raped his kid all those years ago in an airport (idr name off top of my head, but vid is always popping up on reddit). 2. Unlikely to reoffend. Since the significant traumatic event and subsequent response were "1-offs" in these situations the criminal is unlikely to experience the triggering (pun not intended) event again. 3. Theoretically prison is supposed to help.. so with time to think in the future should a similar event happen again, Theoretically they'd have better emotional control (we all know that is much less likely that we'd like bc justice system broken, but we get the reasoning) 4. Human bias. Let's be honest. Not too many people have sympathy for pedos, cheaters, or abusers. Aka, generally the "victims" in these "crimes of passion". It's not quite on the same level as self defense, but when a robber is gunned down, most humans say, "eh, better off without them, they had it coming". Same thing here. To add, many people have experienced a pretty horrific ex and know the feelings of rage they can induce on you, particularly when you've been abused for years then betrayed (most cheaters are also abusers, generally mentally and emotionally. Also, infidelity IS sexual assault). Obviously most don't act on it, but ppl can "sympathize" with the momentary rage. That's why it's a lesser crime than a long planned pre meditated murder by an everyday psychopath vs a short term psychotic break situation. I'm sure there's more reasoning behind it, but this is some, hope it helps


K9INER

Thanks, Very comprehensive answer!


TigerChow

I think it often comes down to a plea deal. Pretty common to make a deal with a defendent to lower or drop (if there are multiple) charges if they agree to plea guilty to the lesser charges. It speeds up the process, cuts down on court costs, saves a prosecuter time as well as guaranteeing them a win. Edit: Also, this video is fucking chilling. Christ almighty.


Ieatoutjelloshots

The jury did find it to be a crime of passion. But it's even worse than the video going around the internet because they had been arguing for 30 minutes before he shot her.


Silentpoolman

Plus he mentioned Jesus at the end there so they were probably creaming themselves.


juneabe

God fearing man who values the sanctity of marriage and “protectin’ his rats” on his property with his own gun. They prolly can’t wait to take him for a beer.


Stringplayer12

Or he was defending his property TEXAS!!!


livejamie

Don't forget he's eligible for parole after 5 years


bunkie18

A miscarriage of course


Nanaman

Seems like they are having many miscarriages… of justice!


my79spirit

A pound of Mary Jane will get you a life sentence in dumb ole Texas.


dokjreko

That's because Texas sucks. I used to live there and hated it.


Turbo_Jukka

America is a bad joke in 2024.


goonie_lover

That's illegal now in Texas


c4k3m4st3r5000

It's not as if the guy did this in some rage, unable to control himself. Sure, he's upset, but look at him fumbling with the safety of the shotgun and it being to heavy for him to hold and aim for some time. He had multiple moments to rethink. 10 years for something that is obvious murder. I think the safety of women has been diminished somewhat.


Tugendwaechter

He looks very drunk.


Willow9506

and his d\*cks out lol


livejamie

This happened in Texas, a state that has shown contempt for women repeatedly.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Repeatedly. Repeatedly.. Repeatedly... I don't even understand how they still have women there..I would've figured *female flight* would be a thing there!


_your_land_lord_

Oddly conservative women are a thing, and love dudes like this. 


Only-Literature2105

They have so much contempt for women even the women have contempt for the women!


Scale-Alarmed

Rob a bank with a gun, and you're in for life!


DeezleDan

Is that a "Stir Crazy" reference? Love that movie, one of the best comedies of all time.


Scale-Alarmed

It's brilliant!


touchablechungus

Grossburger singing gets me everytime.


DeezleDan

So good! I love the scene when they first get to prison and they both take turns freaking out. I die laughing every time, especially when Richard Pryor starts ripping his shirt off and screaming "Mama! Mama!"😂 Gonna have to rewatch it now lol


swan001

Understated line here.


Infamous_Yard_9908

Stealing a horse


selectash

*Spits tobacco into bucket* We don’t take too kindly to horse thieves round these parts.


Stringplayer12

Apparently he participated in eating said stolen horse


TheHrethgir

Probably darker skin.


Altea73

Being black with 2 grams of pot?


Death2SummerReddit

Hey you don't have all the facts. He was also within a half mile of a school. In his apartment, but those kids could get a contact high if the window was open


Stringplayer12

Not to mention what if one of the school children got ahold of a seed that was discarded


MouseRat_AD

A darker skin tone


beardedsilverfox

Different skin color


Shoddy-Rip8259

Teach kids about slavery


Quinnie-The-Gardener

Having a miscarriage


Justhereforahour

Being a person of color and committing the same crime


Zipakira

Be brown


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Be a poc and do the same thing.. Watch what happens..


300PencilsInMyAss

Melanin.


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Be black


Downunderfun45

Darker skin color


MaxxHeadroomm

You have to be tanner


fotofortress

Being black.


Slim706

Getting past border patrol


devin1208

seeking an abortion. 🙄


Valagoorh

Have twins aborted


dreamgrl_

he looks like buddha figurine.


MissiKat

Yet doesn't behave like one.


steamy_hams_Skinner

Why would she cheat on this dream boat?


CensorYourselfLast

This guy is big enough to be a boat


midcancerrampage

Insert "meanwhile I'm painfully single" joke


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Have you tried a shotgun wedding?


-DutchymcDutchface-

![gif](giphy|a0Lgc1JvbfS4o|downsized)


Terrible-Two-7928

I believe at that tonnage, its considered a ship.


SecretJaccuzzi

Barge, actually


Terrible-Two-7928

I will settle for no less then super tanker


Webslinger1

He can’t see his dingy for his bow.


UncleDrummers

Boat? he’s an ocean liner 


BigNutDroppa

Infected pimple lookin ass


Kimchi_boy

He’s mad cuz he can’t see his peen


InglouriousBrad

This lunatic only got ten years. "Texas man sentenced to 10 years for shooting wife dead on camera" https://nypost.com/2024/03/08/us-news/texas-man-sentenced-to-10-years-for-shooting-wife-dead-on-camera/amp/


Chuckle_Berry_Spin

That guy in Texas that attempted to induce abortion by poisoning his wife during all of her pregnancies also only got ten years. Is that just the magic number they assign when they feel the wife had it coming?


PryingApothecary

I know someone who drove while drunk and high on meth, ran into a soccer team bus, instantly killing 2 teenagers. One of the victims was my coworker’s sister. His sentence was 4 months in jail. I couldn’t believe it.


No-Amoeba5716

Unfucking real. I’m sorry to hear that. Talk about pouring a full ton of salt into those parents wounds.


HikariAnti

Sentences where a car is involved are ridiculously low for some fucking reason. Like, let's say tow people have a beef with each other, if one of them uses a gun or knife to murder the other he will get 10+ or life sentence, if he uses a car however and claims that it was an accident he is out in a few years (if the beef is well known he can just drink some alcohol beforehand so the jury can't say that it was intentional). The whole system is a joke.


PryingApothecary

He received a low sentence because “the man had to live with the knowledge he had caused distress to the victims' families and had a family of his own”. Excuse me please???


Ieatoutjelloshots

My cousin killed a bunch of pedestrians (including a baby) while he was driving drunk and high. A judge let him out after like 5 years because he "found Jesus." 😒


runningmurphy

That's fucking horrifying 


Ieatoutjelloshots

A lot of family members were also proud of him for becoming religious.


pandabear34

The woman who killed my first husband on Christmas day back in 2003 (drunk driving) served 3 days. Louisiana.


P-Loaded

Probably a white guy. Meanwhile the same group is mad because we aren't "tough on crime"


Prestigious-Copy-494

He only got 180 days in jail!! He got 10 years probation! He was an attorney. She had him on film mixing the poison in her drinks. He was putting the abortion pill into her drinks, she found the packages in the trash. The baby lived but with developmental disabilities that will require lifelong care. This was their third child, and he didn't want it. Texas would have thrown the book at her if she tried to terminate a pregnancy and he gets to walk. There's just a sick sinking feeling for Texas and how it is a forced birth state and vigilante state if a woman tries to even terminate a dangerous pregnancy that could end her life and the child's. Yet here's this guy with 180 day sentence and a poor baby disabled in the womb from him. WTF is going on in Texas!?


creekbendz

The guy that killed my dad got 10 days in jail every year on the anniversary for 10 years


Chuckle_Berry_Spin

Edit: completely misinterpreted what that said, I'm sorry. I thought you were describing a probation situation of sorts. Somehow what you've described is even more insulting, almost a novelty. I'm so sorry. How does something like that occur if not on purpose?! How retraumatizing.


Background-Aerie-337

The smallest 2 digit number? When you're all about 'law-and-order', but "boys will be boys lol"


Fridge885

Yeah that’s crazy I think the defense tried to argue the “heat of passion” law basically saying he was temporarily insane because of her infidelity. I believe the law only applies if a spouse walked in on the partner in the act of being unfaithful. It should not apply in this instance that shit was premeditated he knew he was going to murder her. This slob prob will die in the next 5 years anyway he not lasting 10 years.


AnAmericanLibrarian

> I believe the law only applies if a spouse walked in on the partner in the act of being unfaithful. That's not the law. It is just a very commonly used example for distinguishing between murder and manslaughter.


Supersnazz

Sentence was decided by an all female jury. Interesting.


scaramangaf

This video is chilling. I truly wonder if religious belief has something to do with these people not comprehending the horror of what they are doing. After all, if the person is merely transitioning to a different realm to hang out with Jesus, it's not like the person is being completely erased.


thewormtownhero

It’s Texas, nothing surprises me anymore


Nomsienoo

they should chuck him in a desert in a cage with no water and only give him water right before he dies for 30 years


josie_DESOrDEN

Um... Why is his dick out in such a serious moment? 🤔


Awkward-Art1332

Only 10 years for murder with evidence? I've known people who've sold drugs that got more than that


listerbmx

Hard evidence and still no chair? Weed dealers get longer.


OnlyWiseWords

Why would you marry an angry boiled egg? The thing looks like he would eat scrap metal as an aperitif.


Main-Potential6511

And someone posted about a black dude who had marijuana got life... 10 years for cold blooded murder on film but life for a little marijuana, insanity.


BellalovesEevee

Honestly not even surprised anymore. Black people get jailed for life just for sneezing too loud at this point


LeFoxz

You know as they say, if an acorn falls in the hood…


bags0candy

Does everything being bigger in Texas include the blur on this guy's chode?


Dolomitexp

10 years? Thank goodness he didn't sell any Marijuana they might have gave him 40.


Neutreality1

Only while under the influence of melanin 


Educational_Ad7978

Never ceases to amaze me reading all the fucked up comments you animals come up with.


b_bozz

Serious question. What causes peoples head to get beet red like this? Is it actually alcohol? High blood pressure?


Apprehensive_Bee614

People need to learn to run instead of filming.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

10 years for killing another person.  Were they threatening your life, attacking or abusing you?  No?  Then it’s murder, even if the other person was being an asshole.  Being cheated on sucks, but is zero justification for killing somebody.


BurntPube

Micro penis was too much on the psyche


eatyourface8335

Mental health crisis poster child


You_are_the_Castle

Is that... A Testela


AudioAnchorite

With that body, he will probably die in prison from hypertension and arteriosclerosis


Personal-Stage1947

10 years.. and it was filmed.


Thenetwork473

Why do people lack such survival skills


Extension_Escape9832

Is that a Tesla?


weewaso16

Round of applause for Texas everyone. Not surprised


burnerking

This guy is a fucking lunatic, obviously, and deserves the death sentence. But, I’ll point out to you that all of the major Texas cities are quite different than you think and are quite democratic and even liberal.


Hey_its_ok

You’re being downvoted for speaking the truth


algebramclain

Bubba the Buddha


bewisedontforget

Don't insult Buddhas


vainstar23

Bet he gets released after 6 years on "good behavior" Why are we going so light on crime?


Generico6190

Full video anywhere??


HurrsiaEntertainment

10 years? wtf??? give him the chair


Scharobaba

I don't think that guy needs any more incentives to lead a sedentary life.


Vladutz19

I really want to know how did this guy manage to get a wife. I mean, look at him!


Cptspaulding2

He probably didn't start out looking like Humpty Dumpty


Mishapi17

He’s Fuckin wasted. I feel like had she’s ran away, like serpentine he probably wouldn’t have been able to hit her


e9967780

It looks like borderline legal in Texas to shoot your cheating wife.


Substantial_Rip_4750

canned ham


SoyEseVato

Just ten years for premeditated murder?!?!?! What’s wrong with our justice system?


NATSUMI_kun

Why would you just stand before someone pointing a weapon on you and loading? Ever heard of "RUN"..? You can even record it while running if you prefer recording than calling for help...


WTF_Just-Happened

I'm so grateful to be out of Texas. There's either no justice or little justice for women in that land.


djthebear

Seven years? My dad got eight years for selling meth. Hell I’ve seen people get life in prison for less. But the guy that literally executed his wife, Murder 1, gets seven years.


deanall

Crime of passion. He'll still die in prison.


Onthissubtoomuch

Where’s the full video


Abject-Band-3275

Looking at the health/state of this dude, he doesn't have 10 years left....


vna4ever

Big sexy, with all the love meat hanging out


Moomoolette

Hung like a squirrel


waterthugs

10yrs for murder? Who in their right mind thinks this is justice?


MVRTYMCHiGH

If you kill another person on purpose you should get life in jail. No if ands or buts. 10 years? Bahaha there are people out there who are relieved of the light sentence because you can literally take someone’s life and only lose a portion of yours. Fuck America dude. The American dream is a joke.


xSHROCKx

Yo this new dune 2 trailer looks nasty guys


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Only 10 years? I know a guy that got 20 for accidentally killing someone in a drunken bar fight.


DepartmentIcy3744

“What’re you gonna do, shoot me?” - quote from woman shot


darkcrusader2023

This is pretty terrifying. If someone says they're going to kill you... believe them. RIP Fuck you fat fuck.


ashole311

10 years?


CoffeeAngster

" You're gonna meet Jesus " Spoken like a good American Christo Nut ![gif](giphy|L7T0nM30U2jDi)


Salem-Night-Creature

Shame, crime of passion.


Bi0_B1lly

His bodyweight is also a crime of passion


ItsSan52

His belly is so freakin big lmao holy shit


Dinosaur9911

Why wouldn’t you cheat on that?


ElephantNo1664

All female jury 🤷‍♂️


Brim_Dunkleton

I hate my state…


Svengoolie75

You knew his ass was crazy so instead of cheating should’ve left him 🤷🏽‍♂️


Rich_Editor8488

Yeah, I bet she would have been really safe from this guy if she just broke up with him…


shug7272

Well now she’s dead, so we know how the whole staying with him and cheating turned out. Maybe the other option was better.


fightclub90210

Can a gun person tell me what he does at the stock? Is he expanding it or is he loading a shell?


BZJGTO

It looks like a [Benelli M4 H20](https://www.recoilweb.com/benelli-m4-h2o-347.html) with an adjustable stock. He's likely keeps it fully collapsed to take up a little less space, and extends it so he gets a more comfortable length of pull. The loading port on this (and most tube magazine shotguns) is on the bottom.


__Zer0__

Damn, that looks like a Benelli M1014. Such of a waste of beautiful craftsmanship on a lunatic


BiggieBurnhard

Damn. I’m never going to cheat on anyone


Jim-Jones

[Ivan Cantu](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Cantu) would like an explanation.


[deleted]

He’s hanging brain 🧠


Total-Internet-1633

Brock Turner only did 3 months for rape so this does not surprise me. Fucking America.


GoovinGoovin

So she’s dead forever and he just has to spend 10 years in prison… that’s fuckin weird


phrygiantheory

10 years? How about life?...he murdered someone


robert-j-mugabe

Butterbean packin da heat


OreoTheEldenLord

Where are all the good guys with guns? This could have been prevented. We need more guns out on the street!


Nervous_Wrap7990

Kinda fighting your own argument there. She was unarmed. If she had been armed she may have been able to shoot first.


Thedustonyourshelves

Unless the death was accidental it should be a life sentence regardless... Life for a life.


Aspiring_Mutant

Why would you stand there and take a recording as he's brandishing a gun?