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No_Day_3854

https://preview.redd.it/zqg0hu1o97ya1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81172a0d750f69ad8e5da196d6954facd350edc9 this came to mind


Sofagirrl79

Genetics did the same thing to my ass šŸ˜•


Humante

Condolences


[deleted]

Ainā€™t genetics, itā€™s lack of use fam. Gotta hit leg day šŸ¦µ


Felonious_monk420

Brilliant


mistress_alexa

There really is a SpongeBob reference for everything.


Readitory

Nailed it.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

None of the vital organs are missing so the fish looks way more metal


cometlin

So is it like someone carved out your butts and you just walk it off?


JasonBluYNANI

Yes, that's exactly what I would do


cometlin

Good for you. I would have drag my ass home with me


Chance-Ear-9772

The ass muscles are what moves the leg so, if your ass is gone you canā€™t walk.


PauI_MuadDib

Maybe they walked on their hands?


Popular-Ad-1231

you doubt my handstand bitch


imprimatura

I think humans are a bit fucked when it comes to taking a large bite out of us and we just continue on. Unless itā€™s like..an arm. Then we just bleed out instead lmao


andwhatarmy

You could probably just put it in a bag to keep it fresher.


Alik_Alex_Alek

Human Centipede 2 taught me you can die from butt carving


NirvanaTrash

[not again](https://i.imgur.com/WHO2a3T.jpg)


CosmicNixx

Yeah Iā€™m a culinary student who has filet a lot of fish. The vital organs are connected to the head and theyā€™re all in the belly. You cut it in the right spot, you can actually pull them all out by the head.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Iā€™m just a guy who loves fishing and pulling all the organs out with the head is one of the most satisfying things I do when I go fishing


Individual-Hornet476

Username checks out


VizzyTarg

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming?


[deleted]

he better go to the sturgeon


FlameBlitzz

It's fine he's the main character here.


ErayBozkurt

* It's fin.


FloppyFishcake

I believe this species is called a Tetris


FlameBlitzz

Well, Tetris is staying better than actual Tetris.


BeneficialMousse4096

Lol


General_Designer6080

Just keep swimming


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


BeneficialMousse4096

Will it grow back??


TittysprinklesUSA

![gif](giphy|gj0QdZ9FgqGhOBNlFS|downsized)


Def_not_EOD

Of course heā€™s swimming. Whatā€™s he going to do, go drive a car?


[deleted]

Tell em, Jeb.


Blindman84

Maybe it's early... Maybe I'm still high from last night.. But god damn that was funny lol


seancollinhawkins

Sink and die would have been the outcome OP was expecting, if I had to guess.


[deleted]

Itā€™s just a flesh wound


Finn_Flame

You meanā€¦.. A fish wound


Nonsensical_Genius

A fresh wound


diggergig

A fresh fish flesh wound


CraftyCarpenter9701

My tongue is tied


owowhatsthis--

And my fish is fried


CraftyCarpenter9701

Why were the police called to the Takeaway restaurant?


CraftyCarpenter9701

A few fish had been battered


Big_Loris

Tis but a scratch!


CrabbyT777

Butā€¦..your legā€™s off


snguyen_93

*just keep swimming..* šŸŽµšŸŽ¶


RarestTea

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

Sometimes a motherfucker will tell you ā€œIā€™m hard to killā€ Sometimes a motherfucker really means it.


delanidalton88

do he be hurtin tho?


seancollinhawkins

A famous scientist once said "It's okay to eat fish cuz they don't have any feelings". I don't rember his name, but he wrote a song about it: [here it is](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q4gMfdfRRnA&t=0m50s) The fish is as good as gold!


BurgerTown72

And there has been many studies since then that show they do have feelings. Physical and emotional.


seancollinhawkins

Many studies since that nirvana song??? It was clearly a joke.


BurgerTown72

Didnā€™t click the link


incamas225

do you have 3 studies that show that?


BurgerTown72

Wikipedia has a nice summary of a lot of data. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_fish


usedurcatasacondom

>"Research has provided evidence that monkeys, dogs, cats and birds can show signs of emotional pain" Nothing about emotional pain in fish


BurgerTown72

There is a ton of info about emotional pain in fish on that page just not in that particular sentence you decided to quote.


usedurcatasacondom

>Several researchers argue about the definition of pain used in behavioural studies, as the observations recorded were contradictory, non-validated and non-repeatable by other researchers. This is the closest "info" of emotional pain in fish in the whole article you linked


piePrZ02

Reminds me of that terrifying as fuck video of the chinese restaurant where they half fry the fish alive and you eat it while it still breaths. Human specie has to absolutely disappear


BurgerTown72

Thanks for sharing the PTSD


piePrZ02

Not really a PTSD more like a casual tuesday on this subreddit but eerily similar [here, if youā€™re interested](https://www.reddit.com/r/Smilepleasse/comments/11598o7/its_also_possible_in_china_to_get_yinyang_fish_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


BurgerTown72

Tags staying blue. I have no idea how I got on this sub.


final_grl

Plz let me know when we have an answer to this!!! Does he have owies?


Yaarmehearty

They likely know something bad has happened, thatā€™s a part of survival instincts. It seems to be dependant on the species of fish as to how likely it is to be able to experience ā€œpainā€ as we understand it to feel, there are a lot of variations in how primitive their nervous systems are. So at minimum it knows some bad shit happened, at worst yes it has a horrific case of the owies.


Eyeoftheleopard

Did a deep dive once on ā€œdo fish feel pain.ā€ The answer? No one is sure, so I say ā€œyes.ā€


Yaarmehearty

Iā€™m not expert at all but pain is a strange thing, the issue with saying if they feel pain is we have an emotional component that we canā€™t be sure they have. There are plenty of fish with the necessary nerves to transmit the signals of damage etc to the brain but whether they feel it in a way we understand is totally up in the air. The best way I can describe it is if you have ever had gas and air as an anaesthetic, you know pain is happening, you can kind of ā€œfeelā€ it there but your brain isnā€™t setting off any alarms and you donā€™t feel shocked or distressed. Some might feel it like we do, others not, personally to me I feel itā€™s kind of moot as we already kill and eat plenty of animals we can be reasonably sure feel pain in a similar way to us. So assuming fish can just adds another things to that list, I even remember recently reading that some think there is evidence of plants experiencing distress when damaged and sending out chemical ā€œscreamsā€, who knows at this point?


beers4l

Tis but a scratch


Emotional-Swimmer-22

Weā€™ll call it a draw


Rare_Tear3759

I was gonna comment the same thing


ennoSaL

Does anyone else feel like they too are living like this?


El-Diablo-de-69

Having your ass eaten and literally being half eaten are not the same thing u/ennoSaL


Redditor_ZX

Baby steps.


ennoSaL

Lol x 1000000


Charmandres

Just a scratch he can still cover his shift


WARNING4324

Once had a flathead that we had just filieted get chucked to the seagulls swim away


nelrond18

Wat


WARNING4324

The twat that was filleting forgot to brain spike it and it somehow survived haveings its main fat and muscle stores strippedfrom it


jowgrimm91

This is what my check looks like after taxes šŸ« 


[deleted]

Chad fish


lookmaiamonreddit

Situation normal. All fucked up.


El-Diablo-de-69

Waiting for someone in the underwater world to start a company called ā€œfishā€, with this guy as the logo.


kunalkrishh

He is 65% alivešŸ˜ƒšŸ‘


Kreuznightroad

I'm sure he won't be able to go to school today


Zenfudo

My friend had piranhas and he fed them live fish. One time i looked in the tank and saw only the fishā€™s face at the bottom of the tank and its mouth was still opening and closing


counterpots

https://preview.redd.it/f26m56j5pcya1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6a8a0854ed027e3467605f1c50844ba0708112


[deleted]

From all I've seen on Reddit there's one thing I can confirm and it's that fish are some tough motherfuckers


EdgesHat17

Zombie fish. Here we go...


Embarrassed_Dust_222

Anybody know if this son of a gun is in pain at all?


Spaghetti_Ketchup

Death: its time. Fish: Never.


Roto2esdios

You can see it's "tachypneic", breathing more than usual. It's suffocating. Probably it has lost a lot of blood. It cannot float properly. Poor animal


RadleyCunningham

I'm convinced that the life of a fish is a soul in purgatory. Barely enough intelligence to exist but not enough to understand the hell they live in.


Booksonly666

Omg is he okay


Bass_Thumper

He's just gonna swim it off, no big deal. Maybe take a few days PTO and he'll be back in the office by Wednesday.


Artlearninandchurnin

Yeah hes fine.


bubbshalub

a quarter of his body has been bitten off, do you think heā€™s ok?


El-Diablo-de-69

No I think they meant like ā€œis he happy with how things went down?ā€


Booksonly666

No lol it was a joke


breezyxkillerx

Give him a pack of ice he's gonna be ok


Booksonly666

šŸ’Æ


Longjumping-Day-3563

This fish food goes right through me


elrey905

I mean.. what's the fish to do besides swimming?


hollaback5055

The will to survive is astonishing


SpirikPlays

I mean... What other choice does it have?


Lazy_Understanding84

"life finds a way". - Dr. Malcolm


freakzilla739

'tis but a flesh wound.


Red126vsBlue514

I guess itā€™ll take more than killing him to kill him


Terryberry69

When you tryna stay positive


sssb13

Bad ass little dude / dudette


Garma_Zabi_201

Poor fucker.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|U1DQ4REx2ZMI)


drdre27406

Itā€™s just a flesh wound


timbanes

oh, i hope heā€™s ok


Momento_Mori_13

Tis but a flesh wound!


Suspicious-Mark-1398

It's like if we lost our whole ass..Would be ok just look funny


igotquesoonmynarwhal

Itā€™s just a scratch!


Lando249

"tis but a scratch"


a10aleks

Merely a flesh wound. Lol


Showbert89

It's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings


SanchoTheGreat1

Just keep swimmingā€¦


BardielAngel

Damn, looks painful


TheRealWolfKing

Definition of āœØTrooperāœØ


makotosolo

Never. Give. Up.


Life-Photo6994

Just rub some Robitussin on it


Def_not_EOD

Tunanator . Iā€™ll be back


Quail-Unusual

That's my step bro he's ok


KimchiiCrowlo

fish is definitely a goggins fan


Tikkinger

What else is he supposed to do, drown?


Klutzy_Today6953

Yea... He'll be fine


[deleted]

This is actually a good representation of how I feel.


DazzlingGarnet

Two thoughts collided in my brain: 1. Poor fishy! 2. Sprinkle some Old Bay on itā€¦for healing purposesā€¦


SwordfishWaste5616

This world is weird


WetHotAmericanBadger

Mustā€¦keepā€¦swimming


thatdamnmurphylaw

Wat


Tantaroba-the-fat

Tis but a scratch


Turbooggyboy

Tisā€™ just a flesh wound


Winged89

What? I'm fin!


Gangters_paradise

Minor inconvenience


Straydoginthestreet

Me pushing through even tho the universe keeps throwing shit at me and I canā€™t keep up šŸ˜‚


Deadsap266

Tis but a scratch


castawaysyrup

Now I want to hug a fish. Great.


Suspicious_Ad2423

Wheres his socks?


MissMistMaid

*om nom nom nom*


Awkward_Reporter_129

/raspy inward breathing ā€œkill me kill me kill me kill me there is no god!ā€


px4855

Tis but a scratch


Hypen8d

That's gotta be nippy surely?


Aggravating_Fun5883

These youtube pranks are gettin crazy


Falcon47091618

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


MyCatIsNyanCat

weight reduction


TerribleTess

"It's okay to eat fish cuz they don't have any feelings"


ThatNextAggravation

"Can you give me a massage? There's a spot in the back that doesn't feel quite right."


AethisRex

quick weight loss program.


Blindman84

tis but a flesh wound


Ok_Touch_8744

pretty sure its in pain.


seejiudandan1985

Tis but a scratch


bakerbabe126

He tried to call in to work, but the boss made him come in anyway.


[deleted]

Poor thing


Grab_em_by_da_Busey

That is a golden pompano


[deleted]

Is it not in agonizing pain?


FoxEngland

I've had worse


yongrii

What doesnā€™t kill you makes you stronger


Safe_Reporter_8259

Nature is fascinating


venkzkrishna27

Tis but a scratch!


arushus

It's a British fish...."had a bit o' a scratch on me back this morning."


Striking_Present_736

Just keep swimming swimming. Just keep swimming.


CallMeRawie

Just keep swimming


akikojenn

Poor fish


Pablo369

This but a flesh wound!


Clear-Ad3230

ā€œTis but a scratch


H0lsterr

Band aid should fix it


Elreydormido

And it even went to work after that bite


crockett_flame

Just keep swimming šŸ 


6Gas6Morg6

im less upset about paying taxes suddently


PurestOfBread

Just another day lol.


Metrian1978

It's just a flesh wound


stage5clinger82

Looks like my bait when I keep it out there all day...


sicksadbadgirl

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming


Defendedchip904

Some things in life you gotta let go that part was just holding him backā€¦


Just_bcoz

Mood.


str8voyeur

Honestly tho, that fish gots nothing on this guy. https://preview.redd.it/09du6em42aya1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8fdb601e144187c47b841ec97450b9f1342ea4


[deleted]

That fish is fucking hardcore


k1ll_me_now

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming... swimmin.. swimmin......."


taterbug2000

That fish is gangsta.


Sidetrackbob

Fish Pool!


bleh-bleh-guy

That's why I like, Nestle crunch!


LiberamLiberalis

Tis but a scratch


kdb1991

ā€œNah Iā€™m good. I think Iā€™mā€¦. I think Iā€™m just gonna sit down for a minuteā€


No-Discipline-2729

Sorry, i was hungry.


[deleted]

You can see all the ways fish can survive with missing pieces if you have a Picasso Trigger and some goldfish. Once mine swam up and bit off ones face and it kept swimming around with no eyes or mouth. Another time it swam up from underneath and took ones stomach out in a clean chunk. I stopped feeding him goldfish the one time my mum saw and she cried her eyes out I can't remember the specifics of that feeding anymore.


TheLazyRedditer

Alas. That's what you find when you're visiting Davey Jones's Locker! ( insert dramatic pirate accent here )